#one could say

[magnumopos]

[complementaryhalves]

such gentle foreplay flirting

[keferon]

You mean you interested me in your still in development fic, wrote it, and did not in fact show

Ahhhh wellll mmm I wrote it but I didn’t have the patience to learn and remember all the terms for Cybertronian time/anatomy/architecture/everything so ahahah I have that draft but it’s full of blank spots for every time when I couldn’t remember how tf Cybertronian fingers are called

[sporelings-au]

How did mother spore meet her lovely hubby?

@whatmoredoyouwangfromme

again, my eng aint that great so if there's any confusion, ask me and i'll clear it up as best as i can ^^;

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so doc's a creeper and goat hybrid that is being kept alive by machinery. (why? idk yet lol. maybe bc he fought god or he exploded before idk)

He left his hometown in search of some place else to live in (why? again, the author is just incompetent at making up stories ><)

He set sail in a boat and ended up crashing into mother spore's island. Mother immediately sensed him and thought it was a HEP agent. He went to check out what happened only to find doc lamenting about his ruined ship. And mother is immediately intrigued.

he's never seen someone like doc before. A creeper and goat hybrid? the very idea is laughable to mother. But here doc stands, trying to salvage what was left of his ship.

Mother is even more intrigued of doc when it seems that her mycelium and fungus doesn't affect doc at all.

like i said, doc's half cyborg, so whatever machinery that's keeping him alive also disintegrates any bacteria- or in this case, mycelium spores from entering his system. Making him fully immune to mother spore's influence.

So, mother spore decided to play around with doc to test his abilities. She would make the mushrooms on her island shift and move around, confusing doc about his whereabouts (and also making sure doc doesn't get close to the mansion).

Then, she would send out her sporelings to play tricks with doc by placing traps. (the sporelings and mother would remain unseen by doc throughout all this)

but doc's a smart guy. Doc would stop trusting his surroundings and instead count his steps to determine where he is and make sure he doesnt get lost. He's also getting better at recognizing if there's a trap laid out for him and disarming them.

Mother would then get more and more frustrated by doc outsmarting him but at the same time very impressed by doc actually surviving and adapting on his island.

the sporelings would then get careless with making sure doc doesn't see them and one day, doc caught ren.

Doc saw ren wagging his tail while laying down traps and he picked ren up like a kitten, surprising both ren and mother. Mother was about to charge in and kill doc but stop bc doc just placed ren back down, letting him run away.

now, mother spore is even more curious about doc.

slowly, doc uncovered all the sporelings one by one.

and with every sporeling he caught, the closer to the mansion mother would allow him to get.

then one day, doc got to the mansion and mother spore is in front of it, waiting to give doc a final test.

Mother spore invites doc into the mansion for tea but doc politely declines, knowing the moment he set foot into the mansion, he would instantly become a dead man.

And mother spore was like "smart and polite. I like you." and let him leave the island scot-free.

But doc doesn't leave. Well, he would occasionally, to get supplies but he would always return to the island.

The sporelings would then get comfortable around doc and started to actually really like him and accept him as a part of their mushroom family.

mother and doc would also bond with each other and get really close. But each time mother invites him in for tea, doc would still decline.

until one day, when mother invites doc in for tea again, doc actually accepted.

Doc can't get infected by the mycelium, but mother made sure the food and drinks he gave doc that day weren't laced with mycelium anyways.

[saewokhrisz]

hades is such a fun game cuz it really throws the most baffling shit at you sometimes like i turned on the heat meter to 8 thinking all is gonna be well, i roll up to elysium arena only to be greeted with this obnoxious blonde twunk ready to not only raise my blood pressure again, but to commit warcrimes on me the likes of which would leave even Ares himself clutching his pearls with two machine guns from hell (this game is set in the greek underworld  circa 200 BC)

[realreadysetrose]

I’m so glad everyone’s rocking with my Hal cosplay, I’ve been reading the reblog tags absolutely giddy that y’all like the videos

[mothtarts]

reposting my fav wilson moment yet in my first watch of house md

[dyrewrites]

Now the husband is joining in on magic the gathering times.

I am alone in my lack of desire for the cards.

Let's see if they notice me sneak off to my office...to blast sultry metal and write about vampires kissing...

[squaridott]

dumps IEYTD art and leaves

[cynicmachinery]

[looks around nervously. hi]

art side account, main is @cynicmachine [art includes writing... when i start]

you can call me apollo or cyrus, and im a fictionkin

extra info!!

- dont publicly interpret/tag my art as sexual or romantic, please... i rarely draw anything romantic

- use my art however you want, just credit me

- i often draw things with graphic themes [gore, body horror, etc] just so you know

- i guess im a "beginner artist"? i only started trying to improve 2 years ago, only drawing a full piece once every like 3 months. i have since changed

[yeah okay byebye .waves]

[chiotri-loves-davekat]

been redrawing some old art and doodles and shit

it's fun

I think it's obvious that the left ones are old and the right ones are the more recent ones, but for the sake of my feelings I'll clarify it.

The old ones are like from February of 2023 so here's to a year and a half of improvement *clinky noises, not of wine glasses, but of sweet sweet apple juice bottles*

[jadedresearcher]

DraculaPissingSim

https://www.tumblr.com/jadedresearcher/711555668173275136

Remember that post where I mentioned that abandoned sim I had made well before I was jadedResearcher. The one where it was a murder mystery and dracula ruined it by glitching out and pissing infinitely?

I managed to get the art assets from Xexus and made a little send up for it. The glitch is definitely the point but I thought it was fun to do my best to remember what each character even was.

There's something just...really satisfying in repurposing these half forgotten creations into something... new. Almost like Kintsugi, but instead of trying to restore their original purpose, it's trying to look at what remains and truly see what new purpose it could have?

[catocomet]

reading the books and watching the show simultaneously has made me realize that malkolai is the best ship that wld never ever be canon 

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I heard your girlfriend is really funny and talented and gives great presents ✨️

All remarkably true, but! She's also fiery, beautiful, clever and mischievous. I'm absolutely smitten 🩷💛

[mmm-asbestos]

yk what i want i want to replay mass effect but in a way that doesnt feel like i already did 10 times

[iamreallytryingiswear]

ok google: how do i stop being so ansious for my course which i signed up myself cause i find it fun?