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WILD WET BOY WEDNESDAY
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 2 days ago
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 2 days ago
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 2 days ago
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Anrealage Spring 2025 Ready-To-Wear
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 3 days ago
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Aziraphale puts together a fancy chocolate box for Crowley. What do you think he likes? Espresso truffles, raspberry dark chocolate? Creme de menthe?
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 3 days ago
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Here, take these
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 4 days ago
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me in the titties if I'm being honest
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 9 days ago
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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 12 days ago
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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 12 days ago
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Saw a tiktok of a guy saying he doesn’t feel comfortable talking to minors because he’s 19. And it’s just. I’m so fucking tired of this.
And like to be clear, I’m speaking as a victim of pedophilia when I say: We need to get over this collective fear of endangering children. Because holy shit, this stuff is getting out of hand.
The average person is not a threat to a child.
And also!!! It is actually really really good for kids to have friendships with adults that aren’t their family.
Having friendships with adults when you’re younger prepares you for adult life in a better way then only interacting with adults that are family members or teacher as well.
And also if there’s any sort of weird behavior happening with adults or teachers, it’s very helpful to have unrelated adults, you can go to, and also have a model for what normal adults are supposed to look like.
And also! You’re just making it way easier for pedophiles to prey on children when you completely avoid interacting with them as an adult. Because kids are naturally inquisitive and curious. They are going to want to interact with adults and they are going to want to ask questions. And if the only adult adults that are willing to interact and speak with them or adults who have ulterior motivations. Guess what’s gonna happen.
Also on a more general note. Having a model for what a normal healthy adult is supposed to look like makes it way easier for kids to be able to recognize and identify when adults in their personal life are being weird.
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 13 days ago
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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:
1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.
2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!
3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 13 days ago
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This woman was arrested for WORDS.
We should rally for her as much as the guy who actually shot someone. Push back.
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 15 days ago
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Fuckin gottem boys
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 17 days ago
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Also re: the fact it’s normal to have a period of time where you have no friends: sometimes this means no “real” friends aka still have people you know from work, school, family, neighbors, acquaintances, etc etc you interact with but are not close with and couldn’t go to for anything on any deeper level. But sometimes it actually does mean no friends. No social interaction, nobody to call, no other option, don’t talk to anyone for days, don’t know who would find out if you died. The thing is there really is coming back from both of those situations ofc it takes a good deal of work and can feel like pulling teeth to put yourself out there but god it pays off. You can always start over from scratch, and it’s true most people are just as lonely as you are
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 18 days ago
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Finally finished washing, mending, ironing and polishing my thrift store finds, so please behold my first ever cosplay 😁
I got two pairs of shoes, one men's pair which is more worn but fits the cosplay better, and a unisex one that I just absolutely adore for everyday wear as well!
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 18 days ago
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aziraphales-flaming-cock · 24 days ago
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*using telekinesis to ask you to bring me home a treat from the grocery store*
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