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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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Sorry but the Haymitch's dynamic with his final two tributes. will never not fuck me up.

Katniss: He hates hates hates her for being the same as him. He can communicate with her because she is the same as him. He's her mentor, of course he cares about her. He should be a father figure to her but he's too stunted by his own trauma so they exist like teenage allies in the never-ending arena which is a victor's life. He wants to keep her safe but she must also be a pawn in the rebellion. She makes him make promises he cannot keep. She is all that he could have been and he is all that she might be.

Peeta: The sacrificial lamb. The one Haymitch knows he can't keep. The boy who is better than the rest but must be condemned to die time and time again. Who demands that Haymitch saves Katniss, as Katniss demands that he saves Peeta, but Haymitch could not save Maysilee, or his family, or his girl. Everyone Haymitch has ever lost compressed into a single body and placed beside Katniss, so he is forced to look at her as his mirror.

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peeta tried to save him and katniss by saying she had a baby, because he knew that would pull at the capitals heart strings. In a dystopian society, peeta mellark knew the capital would care more about a fetus than the real dying children . this sounds oddly familiar

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just had a pretty bad breakdown until i accidentally clicked on a bitcoin conference video ad on twitter and got stunlocked so hard i stopped crying

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i’m NOT the yaoi warrior.

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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the last kingdom : 5x05

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Affection™

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This list has been compiled from the asks I've gotten and answered already. As always, please at least consider reblogging and sharing this post if you are unable to donate yourself.

Here are more Palestine GFMs!

@ibrahim-family1 -> currently unvetted. Donate here. £140/£50k raised! Very new GFM !! Ask link. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@Karamrafeek -> Vetted here/here/here. Donate here. £3,080/7K raised. Ask link. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@hayanahed -> vetted here (#26). Donate here. €96,745/100k raised! Reached out on main.

@samerpal -> vetted here (#196). Donate here. €870/30k raised! Reached out on side blog. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@ah86ma86d / @lobnaalseer -> vetted here (#1). Donate here. €367/50k raised! Fairly new GFM !! Ask link. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@mohammedayyads-blog / @ -> vetted here. Donate here. €6,346/35k raised! Ask link. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@amanyay556 / @amanyayyad11 -> currently unvetted, however ris clear & donos protected. Donate here. €1,130/50k raised! Ask link. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

@motazgaza3 / @motazgaza2 / @huda-gaza -> vetted by association, please see this post. Donate here. €2,553/10k raised! Reached out through DMs. LOW ON INTERACTIONS AND DONOS.

I do not vet or verify ANY gfms. These are simply some that have been send to me through my inbox. Those without ask link have been sent to my other side blogs, I'm compiling them into this list as well because this blog is where I've got the most reach for these GFMs. + DMs.

Last update timestamp; 9.11.2024.

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Senators are going to vote on whether or not we should continue to send aid to Israel on Wednesday, November 13th. Call them, bombard their phone lines with calls. Every fucking day. We have a chance of doing something about this.

While you are at it, please share @zinaanqar ‘s campaign (link here)

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me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults