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When you wanna juggle but all you get are struggles
#lifesteal smp#clown pierce#clownpierce#meme#bucket art#*sad bell jingaling noises*#on the outside I honk honk#but on the inside I hurt hurt
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really wish we got a 30 minute special episode montage of john and arthur trying to figure out how to drive. bonus: parallel parking.
#john didnt know what a wheelchair was theres no way he can drive manual first try#he tries to drive off and immediately fucking stalls the car#mixes up left and right turn signals#god forbid they get to a roundabout. he is going to drive straight through.#arthur trying to explain biting point and clutch control to john whilst on 3 hours of sleep and no pain meds#fragment of an eldritch god gets humbled by The Manual Car#john drives like jeremy clarkson i just know it#john parking in the stupidest place possible#im talking that one lady i saw outside of M&S park on a zebra crossing diagonally#oh my god john acts like a BMW driver#arthur starts hearing too many people honking and gets suspicious#not equipped for rambling#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#john doe malevolent
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"you've got a type"
#ofmd#edizzy#israel hands#edward teach#also the way that izzy's whole thing in s2 is about no longer being an outsider and/or ostracized from his own crew bc of his prickliness#dunno if that could be read as izzy growing out of ed but yk#steddyhands if you think about it#clown tag (honk honk)#our flag means death#gif#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2#i haven't seen anyone mention this yet so i thought i might as well go ahead#don't ask me why they're so grainy for i do not know
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Divorce Saga Domon - A Haunted Honk Prequel
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Ended up outlining a completely different fic as a Segway for an explanation instead of making progress on the Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU's Clown Motel Fic like I wanted to but uh....
For y'all's review for the AU: A Prequel Outline - Divorce Saga Domon
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Hey real quick - I'm thinking of maybe changing the timeline to 2 years post canon as opposed to 3 years and change post canon.
The reason being: I had a thought that this scene could either be part if the fic or if it's getting to big then it could be a stand alone tie-in prequel fic as part of this AU but - like
Immediately Post Divorce Domon Needs Space and runs off. As one does. And he runs to Earth because he just wants to Get Lost for a while.
He has Argo smuggle him out to avoid detection.
Argo has Andrew help stow Domon in a storage hanger of a Neo Canadian supply ship that's returning to the US - they have trade often enough and share agricultural resources - which leads to Domon ending up in New York when he hits Earthside pavement.
He's privately worked on his English the last couple of months and after being dropped in New York with a different hairstyle, outfit, and accent he's unrecognizable.
He considers making his way west to get some solitude in the wilderness, but something about that initial plan feels off now that he's on the ground.
Chibodee is also Earthside for a special series of prize fights aimed at raising charitable appeal for the US in the eyes of Neo Americans.
Domon decides to hit up Chibodee for a fight on a day between matches hoping it'll clear his head and give him the clarity to decide on a course of action. What ends up happening is an unexpected heart to heart via blows and a breakdown.
Domon is happy for Rain and Kyoji, and he knows it's not true; but he feels like he lost a piece of himself when his relationship with Rain fell apart.
Domon's instinct is to run after that but Chibodee knows this city and Domon doesn't hide out for long before Chibodee drags him back to his place to stay and just "Chill out and breathe. You don't have to be anyone but yourself here. You can take as long as you need to find out what everything changing means for you." Friends and teammates stick together.
So Domon spends a few weeks with Chibodee sparring and hanging out in New York. Chibodee does a frankly awesome job at containing his feelings because he's focusing on Domons feelings and being a good friend first and foremost. Whatever he's feeling can wait until after Domon is done going though it.
There's a bit of a twinge in Domon's heart as he leaves that he can't really place.
After he returns to Neo Japan and gets settled back into life with his family, The Dreams start.
They're mainly set in New York. Small things first like noticing Chibodee's smile and his eyes. Then sparring sessions that begin to turn lurid.
He thought these kinds of dreams would stop after he was married.... he doesn't know what to do about this.
I just figure it gives more clarity and sense of time for the journey from Comphet Marriage Dissolution to Feelings to Confession. Idk.
But I got stuck on a bit and then had this thought and needed to get it down before I lost it and it was so long it made sense to make it its own post as opposed to several replies.
The Maize and Clown Motel will probably still be 3 years and change post canon for clarification.
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#Domon Kasshu/Chibodee Crocket#Royal Flush#Chibodee Crocket/Domon Kasshu#Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU#mobile fighter g gundam#I imagine he hasn't had time for a Big Gay Crisis yet but the time is absolutely now#Kyoji absolutely helps him through this crisis because he had a normal environment and university to figure his own shit out.#Kyoji has to figure out WHY Domon is imploding and explosive and avoiding everyone a second time though.#This doesn't seem related to the Divorce but it doesn't seem immediately obvious either. 🤔#Cue Schwarz FINALLY getting a fucking break and immediately coming to stay with Rain and Kyoji at their place.#Domon was aware that they had been living together in Neo Japan briefly before Schwarz was called back to Neo Germany for questioning#Once his rank was stripped of him he was back with Kyoji for a short period before the Divorce as part of Kyoji and Dr. Kasshu's study of#DG Cells. Once they had a breakthrough - Schwarz was sent abroad with a small military group and Doctors Without Borders group to assist#With immediate infection cases on behalf of Neo Japan as part of reparations. So Domon hadn't seen him in quite some time.#Domon certainly wasn't expecting to see him in the garden when he rounded the corner of the Mikamura residence#Leaned over Kyoji who appears to have been working outside on his laptop. Fingers intertwined a hand on Kyojis jaw and locked in a kiss.#Which ends pretty much instantly as they sense Domon and break apart. It occurs to Kyoji and Schwarz that Kyoji never#Got the chance to actually tell Domon much about himself and the man he'd grown into while Domon was training in Hong Kong with Master Asia#This might be a pretty significant shock to him.#I can't decide between Domon running from his Gay Revelation or IMMEDIATELY Losing His Shit at the thought of Rain's SECOND marriage ending#And knowing for sure now the reason why his and Rain's marriage didn't work out. He really does prefer men.#Bu HOW DARE Kyoji do this to her!!! She's been through enough!!!! This will HURT her SO BADLY!!! (Projection of guiiillllttt)#Back to square 1 fir a moment like damn#And once he starts fighting Kyoji about it (Thank God the ressurection gave them the option to make Kyojis new build similar to Schwarz's)#It comes out that Rain cant go through this AGAIN and he won't let him do this to her! Her honor means something to Domon#And it should mean something to Kyoji too as HER HUSBAND#Kyoji and Schwarz catch on the Again bit and Kyoji makes it clear that Rain has known about his situation with Schwarz since they returned#That they're quite literally inseparable and that Rain married him knowing this. She's fully aware and an active participant.#Domon takes a leg sweep and doesn't quite make his recovery as Schwarz steps in#Pinning his arms and one leg in place so he can't run from Kyojis question. Kyoji grabs Domon's hair to turn his head and asks
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Philza today during... All That. Knowing he prepped for this days ago and there's no way for anyone to get to Cheyenne:
#philza#qsmp philza#qsmp#qsmp chayanne#fr hes gonna loh in and see all the destruction charlie did around the house and be like I Fucking Knew It#and be so smug#good for him good for him#mans just casually builds his child an atomic bunker just in case#and chayanne just in there like Honk Shoooo Honk Shooooo#while charlie is sobbing with a chainsaw outside his window yelling LET ME IN LET ME INNNNN
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where is john my friend john :(
#quick easy meme before I sleep honk shoo#malevolent#good episode but nooo john :(#malevolent spoilers#best part of the episode was when we got to see ‘your other left’ from the outside looking in
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happy cats continue on their sports pr tour and this time they stopped by the hardrock to give a good fins up! for the home opener to all who celebrate
jacksonville jaguars @ miami dolphins | 9.8.24 (x)(x)
#aaron ekblad#niko mikkola#carter verhaeghe#florida panthers#deeply obsessed with this colourful cast of players to send to an american football game#mikksy what the hell are you doing at an american football game#my theory is that he heard hardrock and went oh football game and then he showed up and it was an american football and went what the fuck#im crying mikksy and swaggy matching so it looks like theyre ekkys little backup dancers#you know whats funnier about all this? i was out and didnt realise the game was today#and i literally passed by my sports bar all decked out in fins deco and the road i was crossing was like a lot busy than usual#and i was like huh weird for a sunday but maybe the people feel like walking about#and notice a lot of teal on the streets and went oh! cool! i like the colour teal!#then went on my merry way and ended up a good 3 hours into my outside adventure saw a child in a dolphins jersey and went wait a second#found the nearest restaurant to look at their tvs and low and behold i went THE DOLPHINS PLAY TODAY and i just saw the tailend of the game#and i was like oh my god no wonder as i was out there was so much horn honking in the LETSGO _____ chants#let it be said i have the social awareness of a fucking ostrich#it took me so fucking long to come to this conclusion yeah you can say im a little how you say dumb as shit
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Has Raquel spoken a single word out loud since her return bc I’m sorry I like her but this arc is so boring and bad so far yikes
Also I am….tired….of Liv with the sneak attacks. Ffs. Can we pivot her away from Rhea and Dom for a minute and give her title run some actually substance bc she got her revenge she bested Rhea several times over by now. This stopped being interesting a long time ago and the writing for this feud is so disappointing. She won the revenge tour!! Let her do something new now.
#Leigh talks wrasslin#I genuinely like Liv and Raquel but#forcing them into pre established and super popular faction they have no ties to outside of Rhea is such a bad call idk#Liv needs to start her OWN faction#let her breathe on her own for a minute like damn stop making her ride on rheas shoulders#Rhea Ripley#liv Morgan#liv has a lot to offer and shouldn’t have to coast this long off someone else. she won the revenge tour!!!#let her and Rhea cool off for a month or two and focus on other people#then bring it back in time for Mania#wwe#monday night raw#they couldn’t even give Raquel a vignette or something where she talks about joining TJD and helping Liv or something smh#or did I miss it#bc ngl everything about the judgement day these days is honk shoo mimimi
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also not for nothing but i’m from a small town rural area very conservative and in 2016 and 2020 i saw so many trump lawn signs banners bumper stickers and flags off the backs of trucks and this year there’s just . nothing . i think i might i have seen one trump flag around this entire campaign. basically republican support for their candidate is way lower than it was the last two elections
#and a couple months ago there were people doing the honk for harris! thing on the highway outside of target#and people were honking! i have never seen such support for the democratic nominee ever in my county
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whole new world of gig bags has opened up since i got mine in uhhhh approx 2007. they’re like cool and sleek and fashionable now. maybe that was always an option and i just got an ugly one. maybe when i get my trumpet cleaned i’ll get a new gig bag
#there’s some cool ones. little handsome backpack jobbies#what i SHOULD do is find out where the fuck my yamaha is (at my parents house) and get that cleaned too#that’s really the one i should have if im gonna be doing school of honk or whatever like i would in my dreams……..#(if i’m going to be outside)#i’m just posting to myself nobody knows what i’m talking about. whatever#chatpost#i’m going to bed immanently i’ll stop posting soon i promise
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Who's that.
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#mr bonzo#bonzo tmagp#literally#why is he here#i just wanna take a walk#is this the bonzomobile#is that jow he goes to places#u see the bonzo truck and#u know u have to#fing bolt#honk honk outside the window
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A Mysterious Call feat. ROSE & POPY - r-906
#cevio#r-906#ROSE#POPY#2023#uploads#mixing is too good i keep thinking the car honks are real and outside - birdy
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KUUsuke
wh. why did you invoke his name like that. where is he
#if u mean for the audio its rlly hard to think about which guy he'd be slash who he'd do the bit with lol#mr i interacted with like. 3 people outside my family#goose honks#ask
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more comics pt 2!
#* & make way for rapid clown honking — ooc .#// ok i can be swept away by the raging thunderstorm outside now bye 4ever
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Okay sure brain yeah don't let me sleep when it's midnight and I'm in bed in my temperature controlled room but do let me fall asleep on the porch furniture at noon in the middle of summer
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