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[calxvace]

sampard | happy birthday, sampo!

Warnings: SMUT, giving head on public

 its Sampo's birthday, his special day will end soon but Gepard is still nowhere to be found. "Is Gepard still on duty?" Sampo asked around but found out Gepard took a leave today. he tried finding him even leaving his party, but still, Gepard is nowhere to be found.

Sampo is very worried, he knows Gepard could easily take someone on a fight and he always informs him his whereabouts so what could possibly happen that Gepard is so late and he haven't greeted him yet. Sampo found himself at the administrative district.

There he finally found Gepard on their favorite bench near the payphone "Gepard? why are you tearing up? oh no no" Sampo sat consoling him, waiting for the blonde calm down "I’m sorry" was all Gepard could say clueless as he is, Sampo asked him why Gepard is apologetic.

"I-" Gepard can't form the right words so he just covered his face Sampo rubbed his back and assured him, "it’s okay, im here you can say it to me" Gepard finally faced Sampo, the latter could not help but chuckle at the sight of a captain sulking in front of him.

"Oh, Gepard what could possibly get you all sad and sulky like this?" Sampo said cupping his face gently caressing his cheeks. "Because..." Sampo waited patiently to his reason just admiring the sight of the captain's glistening eyes, reddened corner of the eyes and cheeks.

"I couldn't find you a gift- at your birthday, your special day- this suck!" the captain whined on Sampo's touch. "that's why you've been gone all day?" Sampo asked "yes and i am so pathetic I don’t even know what to give you" embarrassed and angry to himself, Gepard could only burst into quiet tears like he does every time he's upset yet he can’t do anything to make it better. wiping Gepard's tears Sampo smiled at him rustling his hair and said, "I don’t need any more gifts from you captain"

"Don’t be ridiculous it’s your special day, you're just trying to make me feel better" yet another whine from Gepard both hands cuffing the captain's face, Sampo gave him a peck on his lips, "I’m not, what i mean to say is that you're the gift I only need. You're perfect, this nose" a peck on his nose, a peck on both eyes, Gepard is now looking like a tomato with his cheeks visibly blushed "oh stop it Sampo, I know what you mean but still..." still upset with the fact he got nothing for Sampo's special day, Gepard's head had sunken.

Tipping up Gepard's face with Sampo's index finger, Sampo tucked his hair at the back of his ear and again caresses his cheeks. "I told you it’s okay don’t worry about it" "but it’s unfair for you, you always give me sorts of gifts even without occasion. I don’t want you to feel like I don’t care about you"

Hearing Gepard, Sampo immediately hugged him and chuckled at Gepard "this, this is exactly why you don’t need to reciprocate any gifts. I love the way you think about us Gepard and that's more than enough for me." "w-what are you even saying Sampo, tell me what you want and I’ll definitely give it to you as a gift, I don’t want to feel bad about today, it’s your special day after all" Gepard reasoned .

"But I’ve already got what I wanted, I told you you're all I need" "come on Sampo, i know you have something you want. Anything, I'll give you anything" Gepard said with his passionate eyes looking straight at Sampo's waiting for an answer Sampo crossed his arms and acted like he was thinking of something when one thing crossed his mind since Gepard demanded for a gift for Sampo.

"anything? then grant me one wish"

Gepard questioned his gift of choice but it was what Sampo wanted so he agreed "okay that's easy, what's your wish then? I'll grant it right here right now" he said eagerly finally taking off the weight of his conscience about Sampo's gift.

Sampo is visibly happy with his one and only wish but now, Gepard is kinda nervous since he saw Sampo's cheeky smile which means it’s something he's gonna be teased about "I don’t think you'll grant it right here right now" "what do you mean" Gepard lets out a nervous laugh

"Then ask me what my wish is" Sampo dared Gepard while winking "okay... what is your wish Sampo?" Gepard cautiously asked Sampo went near Gepard's left ear and whispered, "let me suck you off my dear captain"

When it comes to things like this, Gepard is shy and Sampo just love the way his face reddens, hands hiding his face and body curling up like a ball.

“I changed my mind captain, make it two” Sampo said as he knelt in front of the bench Gepard was sitting on.

“What are you doing kneeling there? Are you-” Gepard can’t even finish his sentence because Sampo is already unbuckling his belt.

“Wish number 2, I’m going to do it here.”

“H-here?! Someone might see and even hear” Gepard complained as his hands stopped Sampo’s.

Sampo pushed the captain’s hands and gave him a simper, “relax, its nearing midnight, no kids will be outside” unzipping Gepard’s pants, the Landau captain could not contain his voice letting out a moan, a perfect melody for Sampo’s birthday.

“Sampo wait what if- ah! haah-” palming Gepard, Sampo could feel it growing sturdy. Taking it out, Sampo had that winky face welcoming Gepard’s cock with his velvet tongue.

“Oh my, captain you’re quite the size aren’t you” Sampo thought Gepard could not get anymore red but with him saying this served as a compliment to the man in front of him.

“Stop saying- hng! ah Sampo!” without any warning, Sampo engulfed his length sucking him with technique. He knew this was Gepard’s first time getting head so might as well treat him.

Sampo bobbed up and down on Gepard’s dick swirling around his luscious tongue sending spurts of nerve sensory to Gepard, pre-cum has started to join Sampo’s saliva. Sampo released Gepard’s cock before giving him the best he could have.

“Time for a treat lil geppy~” Gepard found the way Sampo said it so attractive, feeling so hot by the earlier simulation, his cock twitched, it’s almost as if it was telling Sampo it wants him.

Gently running his fingers through the throbbing lengthy and girthy member in front of him, Sampo settled himself in the position he could give his best head for now. Engulfing his entire length, Sampo sucked in and out, feeling Gepard grip on his hair shoving him deeper,

“Sampo- Sampo, hahh ah! ngh Sampo!”

Gepard feeling like he’s going to burst, he can’t stop moving his hips along with Sampo’s phase. This sensation from Sampo, he will never forget it, in fact this is the best feeling yet he can’t explain what he feels. It’s like he’s on a blackhole destroying everything he face upon but it feels like he’s in paradise drinking pina colada’s while watching the sky.

“oh- oh shit- ah hah! Sampo- shit!”

Music to his ears, it was the first time he hears the captain cuss and it was beautiful. Opening his throat wider, lips straining, stretching, his mouth getting much sloppier, Sampo pushed his head as far as Gepard’s cock could reach. Gepard was at his limit, clenching on the bench and Sampo’s hair even tighter, he released his first head cum.

“aah..hh…ha..ngggh…ha…ah” Gepard was shaking, the after feeling was so intense he could not let go of Sampo’s hair. Swallowing all of it, Sampo released Gepard’s slowly but even then, he jittered to the feeling of being released.

“you drank.. you drank it?!” still out of breath, the captain was shocked to see that there was nothing dripping nor splatted on the floor

Wiping the corner of his mouth Sampo tidied Gepard up, “why would I waste such glorious prize? It’s the fruit of my hard work!”

Gepard could only laugh at his sight, “oh aeons who would’ve thought we would be like this just few months after I was chasing you with the guards”

“Then it’s an honor captain Landau” Sampo saluted in front of him making the Landau giggle.

“Well with this situation I think you’re the captain” Gepard claimed, Sampo did not get it at first because he did not expect Gepard to say things like these..

“ARE YOU SAYING IM THE TOP?!” his voice echoed through the streets and all Gepard could do was agree and hide his face.

[maleloli]

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[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[schistcity]

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Visibly trans people in customer facing retail and food services are braver than any marine and provide a far greater service to society

[opencharacters]

It looks like Mickey has something to say

[shencomix]

[lakecountylibrary]

We don’t have a uniform, why do you ask?

Inspired by our friends at Rapid City Public Library (link goes to TikTok). Music only - sound not needed.

[Video Description: A librarian with glasses wearing a polo shirt and shelving books answers an unheard question from someone offscreen. His words are inaudible but the caption reads "The librarian wearing the cardigan and glasses will be able to help you." Video cuts to an information desk where four librarians wearing cardigans and glasses are working. They all turn and wave as four more librarians wearing cardigans and glasses pop out from behind the desk and wave. The librarian from the beginning walks on screen and puts on his own cardigan. And waves.]

Music credit: George Street Shuffle Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

[bamsara]

I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

[covid-safer-hotties]

CDC voice: "I know I said we'd do something about covid if it got very high again, but we have real tough jobs to do, like removing the recommendations that children with head lice or watery diarrhea be sent home to prevent further spread of their illness."

[elierlick]

I can't believe DC just went with it.