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sampard | happy birthday, sampo!
Warnings: SMUT, giving head on public
 its Sampo's birthday, his special day will end soon but Gepard is still nowhere to be found. "Is Gepard still on duty?" Sampo asked around but found out Gepard took a leave today. he tried finding him even leaving his party, but still, Gepard is nowhere to be found.
Sampo is very worried, he knows Gepard could easily take someone on a fight and he always informs him his whereabouts so what could possibly happen that Gepard is so late and he haven't greeted him yet. Sampo found himself at the administrative district.
There he finally found Gepard on their favorite bench near the payphone "Gepard? why are you tearing up? oh no no" Sampo sat consoling him, waiting for the blonde calm down "Iâm sorry" was all Gepard could say clueless as he is, Sampo asked him why Gepard is apologetic.
"I-" Gepard can't form the right words so he just covered his face Sampo rubbed his back and assured him, "itâs okay, im here you can say it to me" Gepard finally faced Sampo, the latter could not help but chuckle at the sight of a captain sulking in front of him.
"Oh, Gepard what could possibly get you all sad and sulky like this?" Sampo said cupping his face gently caressing his cheeks. "Because..." Sampo waited patiently to his reason just admiring the sight of the captain's glistening eyes, reddened corner of the eyes and cheeks.
"I couldn't find you a gift- at your birthday, your special day- this suck!" the captain whined on Sampo's touch. "that's why you've been gone all day?" Sampo asked "yes and i am so pathetic I donât even know what to give you" embarrassed and angry to himself, Gepard could only burst into quiet tears like he does every time he's upset yet he canât do anything to make it better. wiping Gepard's tears Sampo smiled at him rustling his hair and said, "I donât need any more gifts from you captain"
"Donât be ridiculous itâs your special day, you're just trying to make me feel better" yet another whine from Gepard both hands cuffing the captain's face, Sampo gave him a peck on his lips, "Iâm not, what i mean to say is that you're the gift I only need. You're perfect, this nose" a peck on his nose, a peck on both eyes, Gepard is now looking like a tomato with his cheeks visibly blushed "oh stop it Sampo, I know what you mean but still..." still upset with the fact he got nothing for Sampo's special day, Gepard's head had sunken.
Tipping up Gepard's face with Sampo's index finger, Sampo tucked his hair at the back of his ear and again caresses his cheeks. "I told you itâs okay donât worry about it" "but itâs unfair for you, you always give me sorts of gifts even without occasion. I donât want you to feel like I donât care about you"
Hearing Gepard, Sampo immediately hugged him and chuckled at Gepard "this, this is exactly why you donât need to reciprocate any gifts. I love the way you think about us Gepard and that's more than enough for me." "w-what are you even saying Sampo, tell me what you want and Iâll definitely give it to you as a gift, I donât want to feel bad about today, itâs your special day after all" Gepard reasoned .
"But Iâve already got what I wanted, I told you you're all I need" "come on Sampo, i know you have something you want. Anything, I'll give you anything" Gepard said with his passionate eyes looking straight at Sampo's waiting for an answer Sampo crossed his arms and acted like he was thinking of something when one thing crossed his mind since Gepard demanded for a gift for Sampo.
"anything? then grant me one wish"
Gepard questioned his gift of choice but it was what Sampo wanted so he agreed "okay that's easy, what's your wish then? I'll grant it right here right now" he said eagerly finally taking off the weight of his conscience about Sampo's gift.
Sampo is visibly happy with his one and only wish but now, Gepard is kinda nervous since he saw Sampo's cheeky smile which means itâs something he's gonna be teased about "I donât think you'll grant it right here right now" "what do you mean" Gepard lets out a nervous laugh
"Then ask me what my wish is" Sampo dared Gepard while winking "okay... what is your wish Sampo?" Gepard cautiously asked Sampo went near Gepard's left ear and whispered, "let me suck you off my dear captain"
When it comes to things like this, Gepard is shy and Sampo just love the way his face reddens, hands hiding his face and body curling up like a ball.
âI changed my mind captain, make it twoâ Sampo said as he knelt in front of the bench Gepard was sitting on.
âWhat are you doing kneeling there? Are you-â Gepard canât even finish his sentence because Sampo is already unbuckling his belt.
âWish number 2, Iâm going to do it here.â
âH-here?! Someone might see and even hearâ Gepard complained as his hands stopped Sampoâs.
Sampo pushed the captainâs hands and gave him a simper, ârelax, its nearing midnight, no kids will be outsideâ unzipping Gepardâs pants, the Landau captain could not contain his voice letting out a moan, a perfect melody for Sampoâs birthday.
âSampo wait what if- ah! haah-â palming Gepard, Sampo could feel it growing sturdy. Taking it out, Sampo had that winky face welcoming Gepardâs cock with his velvet tongue.
âOh my, captain youâre quite the size arenât youâ Sampo thought Gepard could not get anymore red but with him saying this served as a compliment to the man in front of him.
âStop saying- hng! ah Sampo!â without any warning, Sampo engulfed his length sucking him with technique. He knew this was Gepardâs first time getting head so might as well treat him.
Sampo bobbed up and down on Gepardâs dick swirling around his luscious tongue sending spurts of nerve sensory to Gepard, pre-cum has started to join Sampoâs saliva. Sampo released Gepardâs cock before giving him the best he could have.
âTime for a treat lil geppy~â Gepard found the way Sampo said it so attractive, feeling so hot by the earlier simulation, his cock twitched, itâs almost as if it was telling Sampo it wants him.
Gently running his fingers through the throbbing lengthy and girthy member in front of him, Sampo settled himself in the position he could give his best head for now. Engulfing his entire length, Sampo sucked in and out, feeling Gepard grip on his hair shoving him deeper,
âSampo- Sampo, hahh ah! ngh Sampo!â
Gepard feeling like heâs going to burst, he canât stop moving his hips along with Sampoâs phase. This sensation from Sampo, he will never forget it, in fact this is the best feeling yet he canât explain what he feels. Itâs like heâs on a blackhole destroying everything he face upon but it feels like heâs in paradise drinking pina coladaâs while watching the sky.
âoh- oh shit- ah hah! Sampo- shit!â
Music to his ears, it was the first time he hears the captain cuss and it was beautiful. Opening his throat wider, lips straining, stretching, his mouth getting much sloppier, Sampo pushed his head as far as Gepardâs cock could reach. Gepard was at his limit, clenching on the bench and Sampoâs hair even tighter, he released his first head cum.
âaah..hhâŠha..nggghâŠhaâŠahâ Gepard was shaking, the after feeling was so intense he could not let go of Sampoâs hair. Swallowing all of it, Sampo released Gepardâs slowly but even then, he jittered to the feeling of being released.
âyou drank.. you drank it?!â still out of breath, the captain was shocked to see that there was nothing dripping nor splatted on the floor
Wiping the corner of his mouth Sampo tidied Gepard up, âwhy would I waste such glorious prize? Itâs the fruit of my hard work!â
Gepard could only laugh at his sight, âoh aeons who wouldâve thought we would be like this just few months after I was chasing you with the guardsâ
âThen itâs an honor captain Landauâ Sampo saluted in front of him making the Landau giggle.
âWell with this situation I think youâre the captainâ Gepard claimed, Sampo did not get it at first because he did not expect Gepard to say things like these..
âARE YOU SAYING IM THE TOP?!â his voice echoed through the streets and all Gepard could do was agree and hide his face.
#honkai star rail#hsr#star rail#honkai star rail smut#hsr smut#star rail smut#sampard#hsr sampard#sampard smut#on public#made this literally on sampoâs bday like 2 years ago#oneshot#cali_writes
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
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We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
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