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play fun math games at www.deadwife.com

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Do you support fujoshis?

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵‍💫:

i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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If humans were reconstructed from nothing but bones, they would 100% give us fur. The idea of “hairless except for the top of the head where the hair is actually the longest in the entire animal kingdom” would never come up

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Bloody Tears // Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (1993)

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mutuals i would torment in my gothic castle

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I certainly do keep it on me

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Oh

My God

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what if we fandomized the torment nexus

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your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

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ohhhh i see how it is. so the god of the bible can rain fire down on an entire city to punish it for greed and wickedness and cruelty to refugees, and not only is that fine, but later interpreters make it about buttsex somehow. but when anders does it

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anders starting the mage war and disbanding circles nonchalantly