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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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My faves in Arcane ^.^

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me when games i like get glazed way too hard but it's okay because i like them and every else gets mad <3

opening twitter and already seeing a thousand nerds crying over elden ring's dlc and an indie card game getting GOTY noms over altus's 90000th persona 5 reskin, the 8k 60fps ultra graphicz silent hill 2 remake, and stellar blade

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opening twitter and already seeing a thousand nerds crying over elden ring's dlc and an indie card game getting GOTY noms over altus's 90000th persona 5 reskin, the 8k 60fps ultra graphicz silent hill 2 remake, and stellar blade

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Sometime anime will be like “here is the coolest and most interesting girl you’ve ever seen. Anyway, this show is not about her because we’re cowards. It’s about some guy who is so boring and generic we didn’t even put him on the poster of his own show. He does sexually harass her, though.”

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we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

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Female Power Romantasy novels can be indulgent as they like with giving the MC all the powers and hottest love interests and overcomplicated backstories, and I will cheer that on. Yes, there is a place for this! I see your vision, girl!

But the moment it starts talking about blood purity, her divine right to rule, and how ubermensch her babies will be with the man with the equally super special bloodline? You're doing girlboss eugenics at that point.

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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

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"otherwise" ok and? me wiser.

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Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

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drew these two years ago but i wanted to repost them as one since the first one kinda works as a cover for this minicomic and also the dlc came out and well. enjoy

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Life of the omen children

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Blood-Starved Beast is definitely my fav boss in Bloodborne. I would give them all the blood treats.

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i hope they remaster bloodborne but it's still locked to 30 fps and it's still a playstation exclusive

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Foundational texts