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some of my elden ring works put together

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me right now if anyone cares

i’m jopping on the elden ring train way too late but i have two thoughts right now and one of them is that wolf man is hot and the second one is I didn’t believe how many fucking poison swamps there would be in this game until I saw it with my own eyes. someone needs to control miyazaki before the next game is entirely about a poison swamp there are ENOUGH

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absolutely sick and twisted how both of these things became relevant again at the exact same time

i’m jopping on the elden ring train way too late but i have two thoughts right now and one of them is that wolf man is hot and the second one is I didn’t believe how many fucking poison swamps there would be in this game until I saw it with my own eyes. someone needs to control miyazaki before the next game is entirely about a poison swamp there are ENOUGH

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can i come over and do this

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Best Sanji Outfit Tournament FINALS

(Click the pictures for better views)

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hungry,,,

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“Parasite-in-chief and her idiot hat” is like the 7 most important words a human has ever spoken thank you christopher eccleston

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“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

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Crystal Lizard from Dark Souls

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bro last night was a metaphor for penetration

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whoever decided that every single important character in elden ring was going to be named some variation of marika melina malenia miquella margit mohg morgott etc (those are just the m's) actually needs to be tried at the hague and i'm not outright ACCUSING george martin of anything but between him and miyazaki only one of them has a documented history of naming characters shit like aegon aerys aemon aemond targaryen and it isn't fucking miyazaki

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your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

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