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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices
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@salticid you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!
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in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own
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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.
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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry
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#world heritage post#i hope everyone on here understands that this specific stitch only went viral on tumblr#if you asked anyone else on any other platform they'd know a completely different one#a worse one mind you
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.
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Yoo Ray william johnson WAS NOT kidding when he said there are seven kings: five are fallen, and one is, and the other is not yet to come; and when he comes, he must continue a short space
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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your mid twenties are for being twenty four to twenty six years old
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