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I've been trying my best to do @poolverine-week but haven't made anything I'm really happy with yet so here's day 6 (sharing clothes prompt... kinda?).

anyway had fun getting in some details here (note the silly bracelets they made for each other... and no, Wade did not tell the truth about what Logan's means lol)

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save a cowboy ride a cowgirl. or however the saying goes

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Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz sent young women thousands of dollars on Venmo for the reasons of “Reimbursement,” “Being my friend,” “🤗,” “xtra 4 u,” and “Just because”

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hey. you. the person reading this. drop your shoulders. do it even if you’re lying down.

ok mwah💋 carry on

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remember those who could not make it to today. honor their memory. live for them.

this year, more than ever. remember those who have perished. live for them. live for yourself. existence is resistance

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need what hugh grant and his wife have

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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

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hey bro you wanna come out tonight? me and the boys are gonna beat john jacob jingleheimer schmidt to death with hammers

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a comic about fix-it fanfics

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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

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My douchey coworker started a story by being like, “You know Mr. Beast?”

And honest to god, I don’t, but I suspect if this coworker likes him then I wouldn’t care for him. I had the unparalleled pleasure of going, “The moldy cheese guy?”

That was the only thing I knew associated with the name.

Fully derailed him. He was absolutely baffled and stopped to google the moldy cheese scandal. So thank you tumblr, for sharing about the moldy cheese so I didn’t have to listen to that anecdote.

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

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Force-femmed! At the Costco

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The sky's the limit!

Sam and Max live in my head

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1x17 - Dramatis Personae