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Gary Oldman fandom, can we please talk about how wifey Gisele is out here doing the Lord's work?? 😭😭
#seriously have you seen her latest ig#girlfriend gives the people what they want#even the shirtless pics#and they love each other so much#omg mom and dad 😭#gary oldman
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I had a thought
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#mp100 fanart#mp100 ageswap#inukawa aneko#omg reigen sister cameo 😁#digital art#my art#procreate#istg if someone tries to tag this as a ship YOU ARE A CREEP 🤮🤮🤮🤮 and will get blocked#I doubt anyone will but y’know gotta be safe#Reigen’s dad never wore it bc bro is a serious guy and probably wears no colour 😭#BUT THE the the message of Reigen taking back this thing he had given to his father to instead give it to his mentor#GRGRGHSHSH 😁😁😁😁#I have such a hard time trying to make handwriting not look like my own LMAO I tried#😭also I accidentally made his mom look like Marinette#and in that family photo Reigen has the inukawa hair bc that’s how his hair was styled for his grad photo so why not for all formal photos#dude the paper texture overlay is carrying SO MUCH hahaha
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Our Little Family [Miles Wood] Chapter 20- Meet The New Baby Woody
From B: I know we have some new followers around here! Yay and welcome! So I wanted to give a quick re-introduction to Little Family! It's a blog submission series by our lovely 👢 anon! I do not write this series. I am as much of a fan as the rest of you! This series is also completely independent of Shot In the Dark. KK enjoy!! 🍿
A/N from 👢 anon: Hi guys, it's been too long. I'm here with another update from little family. After this chapter, there is going to be 5 left and we will be closing the little family chapters.
Oh yeah, we have some smut here too.
Since the moment you told Miles that you are pregnant, things changed. He was the perfect partner and dad. When he was home, he took care of you and Lily. So you could have alone time, he knows it can be a lot being pregnant and your baby hitting 2 years old.
Every night that Miles is home, he's rubbing lotion and oil on your bump. Because he loves touching you, knowing that you're carrying his baby and the baby likes his touch too.
You're doing your best to give Lily lots of love. Let her be the baby, too. It's an adjustment, but it's amazing. You're not going to lie, your favorites moments are when she crawls into bed with you and lies on the bump talking to her sibiling.
All your appointments are around Miles' schedule. He wants to be there for you and the baby. Not that he didn't do that for you and Lily before. You're having more happy moments during this pregnancy because Miles is loving you, too. He's your partner and husband now, before he was basically just Lily's dad. You guys had fun, but not like this.
Finding out that you guys are having another girl makes him cry. And he doesn't cry much. Seeing Miles getting more emotional makes you emotional too, more than usual. That's on the hormones.
The first time she kicked was just perfection. All three of you were cuddling and watching a movie. Both Miles and Lily were lying on the bump. And then she kicked, Miles looked at you with teary eyes and a big smile on his lips. Lily asked what happened. And you explained that her baby sister said hi. It made her so happy. Lily kissed the bump and said hi back. You know you're lucky.
Sedona for babymoon was perfect. You and Miles had a really good time together. It was something that you guys needed. Having that alone time and connection was amazing. But getting home to Lily saying that she missed you was the best. It made you emotional talking to Miles later.
Miles' season ended short again, but this time he was down for a day or two and then he decided that he was going to enjoy all his girls.
……
The day finally comes, and your water breaks in the middle of the night. Miles was asleep, and you had to basically shake him to wake up.
As much you love his sleepy look, this time you need him to move his ass because you're going to be in pain soon. And you would like some meds.
You groan when the first contraction happens.
“Miles, for the love of God. My water just broke.” Miles blinks at you a few times before his brain catches up.
He curses getting up, he helps you get changed, and he goes to wake his parents. To let them know what is happening. He's so frantic because last time he was on the road.
You need to say goodbye to your baby before you go. Miles was preparing her for this moment, letting her know that maybe mommy and daddy would leave without her knowing, but grandma and grandpa would be there with her. And they're going to come back with her baby sister.
You only show that you're in pain when it's just you and Miles. The whole drive to the hospital was painful. Miles had to pay attention to your contractions while driving.
When you guys got to the hospital, Miles stayed downstairs admitting you while you went to your room. By the time he gets there, you are already in pain meds. They make you a little happier.
But then you're in pain again. Miles is by your side the whole time. You get him a cot so he can take a nap. Even if he doesn't want to. He wants to stay up with you.
You're in labor for more than 6 hours. Your doctor comes in to check you, and sees if it's time. Miles asks if it's time, and she says that it's.
He moves to your side and holds your hand. You curse at him, probably hurting his hand, and saying that you're not going to have his babies anymore. A few times during that process.
Miles just encourages you. He kisses your sweaty forehead. He praises you. You feel so weak by the end. He says that you're doing amazing, but hearing him say that she's almost here gives you that extra strength to push.
Hearing her crying filling the room makes your body go limp. You smile while taking a deep breath.
Miles kisses you. “She's here, babe, and she's perfect.” You nod, not having a lot of strength right then.
The nurse puts your baby on your chest. You kiss her head crying, and your baby is finally here. “Welcome to the world, Ella harper Wood.” You kiss her head again.
Miles rests his forehead on yours “she's perfect, babe. We made her.” He kisses your forehead.
The nurse comes in saying that they need her, and you pass her to the nurse.
“Go be with her.” You push Miles towards where she's getting cleaned.
Your doctor works on you to make sure that everything is okay. The few pushes after giving birth and the stitches.
Miles takes one last look at you before he goes with the nurses to follow your baby. The room starts to get less crowded, which is a relief. You close your eyes when you're alone. The only sounds inside the room are the machines connected to you.
You don't hear Miles coming in. He kisses your head, thinking you're asleep. You open your eyes to look at him. You mumble a soft “hey”.
“Are you okay, sweetheart?” He watches you with such a worried look in his eyes. You nod but ask for water, Miles goes to get you water. He rubs your arm when he's back, and you slowly drink the water.
“Is everything okay with her ?” You ask between sips.
“Yeah. She's perfect. You did a good job, Mama.” He kisses your head. He's so proud of you. He definitely has a new admiration for you.
You nod and smile. That's what you needed, to know that she's okay.
“Babe, I know I'm supposed to be resting, but I need to call your mom to talk to Lily.” Miles watches you for a second before nodding and grabbing his phone.
He texted her when he was with El saying that the new Wood was born. He facetimes her, Cheryl smiles, seeing her son's face on the screen. She says, "A congratulations and asks," How are you doing? " Miles says that you're tired, but all good.
He says that he's going to give you the phone. You talk to Cheryl a little before asking if you can talk to Lily. She takes the phone to your baby, seeing Lily's face, and you relax a little more.
You talk to her, asking how she's doing, if she's having fun with grandma and grandpa. She says that she is but that she misses you. You say that you miss her too and soon she'll be home with daddy and her baby sister. She gets excited.
You say that you love her before passing the phone for Miles. He talks to her, and you drift off hearing your loves talking to each other.
Miles plans with his mom for her to bring Lily in the middle of the afternoon. He knows you need that and that you feel guilty for leaving her in the middle of the night.
He lays in the hospital bed with you. He just wants to hold you. It doesn't take long for the nurse to bring El for her breastfeeding.
Miles wakes you. He helps you settle before passing El to you. You smile seeing that cute little face. You kiss her forehead, saying that you're her mommy.
It takes a little time for her to latch, but when she does, you relax big time. Miles gives you the space to be with her.
You brush your finger over all her features. Saying that she has the best daddy and the best big sister, that you guys are so excited for her to be part of your family.
Miles stays outside of the door, updating his family, his teammates, and ordering you food. He knows you're hungry.
When he comes back, he sees you counting El's little toes and fingers. Miles is still a little worried, but he sees that you're more like yourself now.
He moves closer to you. “Can I hold her ?” You look at him a little confused.
You chuckle, nodding because, of course, he can pick his baby. Miles picks her up, settling with her in his arms. You watch El stir a little before settling completely in her daddy's big chest.
“Babe, do you mind if I take a nap ?” Miles is shocked that you asked him that.
“Not at all, rest, sweetheart.” He kisses El's head to settle her a little more. You nod before turning to your side.
Miles holds El as long as he can while you're asleep. The nurse comes to get her. He gets your food and then just sits there looking at you. You wake up to those piercing blue eyes staring at you. You blink a few times, getting him focused.
“Can I have more water, please ?” You lick your lips, feeling a little dry.
“Yeah.” Miles picks the cup and helps you drink. “I brought food for you, babe.” You take a big sip before nodding.
“What about you ? Did you eat ?” You pass the cup to Miles. He looks at you, and you know he didn't.
“Why were you staring ?” You ask, lacing your fingers.
“I'm worried about you, babe.” He sighs, running his hand through his hair.
“Why ? I'm okay.”
“You don't look like yourself, I just don't want something to happen to you.”
“Hey, c'mon here.” You cup his cheeks moving to the side to give his big body space.
“I'm okay, I promise you that. I'm exhausted, being in labor in the middle of the night is not fun, and I miss Lily too.”
“Yeah, I know.” He closes his eyes, feeling your fingers brush along his cheekbone.
“I didn't like leaving her like that in the middle of the night. I know she's okay with your parents. And I promise you, it doesn't change my feelings for El. I love her and I'm so happy she's here with us. I'm exhausted and hungry, probably not the best combination.” You smile, seeing you smile brings a smile onto Miles' lips.
You kiss him before asking if he can bring you the food. You hear that giggle as Miles goes to get you the food.
You thank him before putting a lot of food in your mouth. You give him a look, for him to eat too. If you need food, he does, too.
Miles picks your tray of food as you drink a little more water. You pat empty space beside you for Miles to join you. You need hubby cuddles. He's so careful with the wires and iv on your arms. He doesn't need the nurses to come running scared into the room.
You bury your face in his chest, just needing to feel secure. This is one of the most vulnerable moments that he ever saw you, and he'll take care of you.
You guys cuddle until you hear a knock on the door. Miles kisses your head before getting up to open the door.
You hear your oldest voice saying hi, dada. You smile, getting a little emotional, and Miles squats to give her a kiss. Then, he holds her hand to help her walk towards you.
She's holding a bouquet to give to you. Miles helps her to jump into the bed. “Mama” she's so excited as she settles against you. You kiss her head, holding her close to your body. You thank her for the flowers and then bring her to your lap.
“Baby, mommy is so sorry for leaving like that last night.” Lily looks at you with her big blue eyes.
“ ‘s okay mama, I have a new baby sister now.” She's so excited, and it's adorable. You kiss her head before putting her beside you. You guys talk, and the nurses bring El for another one on one with Mommy before feeding.
While you guys talk, Miles shows El to his parents. Then you ask Lily if she wants to meet her baby sister. Lily says that she does.
Miles brings El, placing her in your arms. Lily's little face moves closer to El, she wants to meet her baby sister. She kisses El's forehead, blushing a little at El's reaction.
“She loves you too, baby.” Lily smiles at you as she brushes her finger on El's hair.
Miles snaps a few pictures of his girls together. You kiss Lily's head, letting her have a moment with her sister. Cheryl sends Miles to be with you guys so she can take a few pictures of you.
You cup his cheek, looking at him with heart eyes. You mouth a thank you for him, he rests his forehead on yours and Lily kisses El's forehead again. It's the perfect picture.
He pecks your lips before looking at his family. El starts to get fussy.
“Baby, can you go with Daddy while mommy feeds baby El. After she is done, you can come say goodbye before going home with grandma and grandpa.” Lily nods and makes grabby hands for miles.
He picks her up, giving her lots of kisses, making her giggle. You smile as they leave the room. You shift El for her to be comfortable. This time, she latches right away.
“You're going to have the best big sister, baby.” El wiggles a little because she feels that too, Mommy.
You watch your baby eat, slowly at her own pace. She's so adorable, lots of Wood's genes in her. The caramel hair, the bone structure, she has your nose and mouth. So you're happy. Miles will be in trouble when his girls grow up.
Miles comes in a few minutes later, and Lily has her mouth full of chocolate. And you give him a look, shaking your head.
“There are wipes in the bag.” You point to the bag, Miles nods and picks the wipes to clean Lily's mouth.
Lily comes to join you with a clean mouth. You pass El for Miles to hold her. You kiss Lily's head and tickle her belly. Her laugh is a good sound to your ears.
You look at Cheryl, biting your bottom lip. Then you look at Miles. He's entertained by El.
“Cheryl, can you help me with something ?” Miles almost snapped his head, looking at you.
“Of course, sweetheart.” She grabs your bag before moving to your side to help you get out of bed.
Randy moves to be with Lily, and you move slowly to the bathroom.
“Babe…” You hear Miles calling for you as you enter the bathroom.
Cheryl helps you sit on the toilet, and she closes the door. You take a big deep breath.
“I'm sorry, I couldn't ask anyone else. I understand if it's too personal for you, but I don't think I can have Miles looking at my body right now.” Cheryl is taken aback for the personal part, but she understands not wanting Miles to see you right now.
“It can be a little personal, but you're my daughter too. And I'm here to help you. Not only Miles, you too.” She moves to hug you. “But you need to talk to him. He needs to know that.” You nod, hugging her back.
You and Cheryl work on getting you undressed. You pee and change your pad. Putting on some normal clothes makes you feel happy.
You guys go back into the room. You thank her before moving back to bed again. Miles is holding El and talking to Lily.
You tell Lily that she's going home with grandma and grandpa. Mommy and Daddy will be there soon. You give her lots of kisses before Randy helps her out of the bed. She blows kisses to you from the door. You smile and blow her kisses. El is passed out in her daddy's arms.
She looks so peaceful in his arms. The nurse comes to get El, saying that she'll bring her soon for another feeding. You nod and thank her.
Miles comes closer. He fixes your blanket before hugging you. Your head rests on his abs.
“I'm sorry.” Miles looks at you confused before lifting your chin to look at him.
“Why are you apologizing, love ?” You shrug as Miles give you the look. Don't hide.
“Ahh, I thought I hurt you by asking your mom to help me.” His face goes soft, hearing that.
“Sweetheart, you just had a baby. You can basically do whatever you want. At first, I was a little disappointed, but then I remembered that you're doing what makes you feel comfortable.” He pecks your lips as the tears stream down your cheeks.
“Yeah, I'm not comfortable with you seeing my body right now.” Telling him that shows how far you guys come together.
“I understand, baby. And I'll help you in any way that I can, keeping the boundaries you just set for us.” You nod thanking him.
Your doctor comes in to check on you, and how are you doing. If everything continues like this, you can go home tomorrow.
You ask Miles for food, and if he wants to go home, shower, change, and take a nap, you'll be fine in the hospital. He looks offended by your suggestion.
“I'm not going anywhere until you and El are discharged.” You sigh, closing your eyes.
“Babe, you need to rest too. I'm going to be okay for a couple of hours. I need you to take care of yourself too.” Miles has his debating face.
“Okay. I'll go home, change, and shower, but not nap.” You nod. If this is what you can get from him, it's fine.
You and Miles cuddle as you fall asleep on him. When you wake up, Miles says that he'll go home and bring you food after. You thank him softly.
While you wait, you decide to scroll through your phone to pass the time. You have a bunch of texts from the halves congratulating you, his teammates too. Some say that they hope she looks like you and not Miles. It makes you laugh.
You see Miles post, a picture he took of you holding both of your girls. With the caption:
“My world right here, welcome to the family baby”
It makes you smile, but there is one just for you. With different pictures from your dating years.
“To my strong wife, thank you for giving me these greatest gifts. But also you loved me before I could do the same. I want our girls to grow up to be strong like their mother. You're the best, babe.”
And this one makes you cry, not hearing what he thinks of you often and your hormones. It make you soft. Miles is becoming the best husband.
When Miles come with food, you're feeding El after spending some mommy and daughter time with her. His hair is still wet, and you know he showered and left. You just hope he loved Lily before leaving.
Miles comes closer, he pecks your lips and brushes his finger over el's head. Little girl stirred but didn't stop eating.
“I love you.” That big grin shows on his lips again. “I love you too.” He kisses you before putting the food on the table.
While El eats, he takes the containers out to put them on the tray for you. His mom made food for you. You get emotional again, Cheryl is just amazing.
El finishes eating, and you shift her for a burp. Then Miles picks her up for cuddles while you eat. You're half way through your dinner, and she starts to cry and get fussy. You stop eating to tend to her.
Miles stops you saying that he got this. He sits with her, strips his shirt, and does skin to skin with her. It takes a couple of minutes, but then she settles.
You smile at them. Miles is really an amazing dad. Miles looks at you, so in love. He still can't believe you agreed to have more of his babies.
The rest of the night flies by. There are some moments where El gets super fussy. But you guys work it out as a family.
The next morning you get discharged, going home makes you so happy. Miles is so careful that it's a little funny.
The whole family is waiting for you guys. Lily comes running to you, and you give her lots of kisses. You take a shower at home and then just cuddle the rest of the day.
Later that night in Miles' arms, “Thank you for giving me this life.”
Miles pecks your lips. “Always sweetheart, it's what you deserve.
You snuggle closer, enjoying the quiet for now.
……
Life at home has been an adjustment for sure for the next couple of months. El struggled a little bit, but thankfully, you had Miles and his parents.
Lily was perfect the whole time. Thankfully, hers and El's nap schedules were different. So you could love both of your babies, giving Lily that mama and daughter time.
She's getting so smart, definitely a little sassy. Miles doesn't know how to handle it, and you think it's funny.
Miles has been perfect, too. Your marriage continues getting stronger and closer. All the bumps made you guys better.
Then Miles' season started, you all had to make another adjustment. You called Miles crying a couple times in the middle of the night. His heart broke every time. He hates seeing you like that.
But when he's home, he's home. He's taking care of Lily and El, so you can have some me time. For you to have a long bath and things like that.
You're glad that you and Miles made sure Lily continued as a toddler. She didn't need to grow up because of her sister. That's so important to you.
You and Miles started taking date nights with each other but also with Lily. And you like how things are going, that's something you always wanted. Her being a kid.
Miles is such a gentleman and respectful when it comes to your body issues after pregnancy. He gives you the space necessary to feel comfortable enough.
One night, you decided to be bold. Your doctor cleared you a while back, but you didn't feel good enough to go through it.
You're in the bathroom looking at yourself in the mirror. You bought lingerie that looked good, but now they feel a little off. You're nervous, taking one last look in the mirror. You take a big deep breath before sliding the robe on and moving to the master.
Miles is scrolling through his phone. He lifts his eyes, looking at you with a soft smile. You just go for it, opening the robe and letting it slide from your body. Miles puts his phone to the side and shifts so he can be closer to you.
“Holy shit, babe. You're fucking gorgeous.”
Your cheeks get warm at the way he's looking at you. Miles moves to where you're standing.
He stops in front of you, pulling your hands to touch his body. “Can I touch you, gorgeous ?” You take a deep breath as you nod.
“Baby, I need to hear you say the words.” It's important to him that you say what you want.
“Yes, you can.” His smile brights the whole room. He leans to kiss you. First, he just rests his hands on your side. As you stop overthinking, his hands wander more through your body. Your hands start to wander his body too, shoulders, hair, neck, his arms.
He likes that a lot and humms into the kiss. Miles cups your ass cheeks before scooping your legs to wrap around his waits. Feeling his bulge between your legs makes you moan.
You missed that feeling for sure. Miles starts to gives your body love. He looks at your face, to see if you're uncomfortable. He kisses every possible inch of your body.
As much as he would like to go to town on your boobs, he just cups them softly. Because he knows they're still uncomfortable for you.
“Woody, I need you.” Miles chuckles as he kisses your ribs. He sits on his heels, and you lift your head to look at him.
“Babe, we need a little more foreplay. I don't want to hurt you.” You know he's right, but it doesn't make it easier for you to wait, after waiting for so long.
Miles makes his way back to your lips. He kisses your jaw line, cheeks, the corner of your mouth, and your lips. You sigh, having his lips attached to yours again. You nibble his bottom lip to have his attention. Miles moans before facing you.
“Please.” Your voice is like a whine and Miles agrees. He pulls your underwear down before stripping himself. Your eyes go wide seeing his big cock erect for you.
You moan as he smirks. Miles strokes himself and uses his fingers on you to open you up a little. He lines himself and starts to slide inside you. But your body is resisting him big time.
“Babe, we can stop. It's clearly painful for you.” Miles moves your hand from your face.
“But I want it, I need you. It's time.” Miles chuckles a little bit. He pecks your lips. “Do you want to try with the lube ? We worked for us before.” Your hand plays with his abs while you think.
“Yeah, we can try.” He smirks before getting up to grab the lube. He settles himself again between your legs, pouring lube on his hands.
Miles strokes himself, spreading the lube. He puts a little on you too.
“Are you ready, babe ?” You watch Miles line himself with your entrance.
“Yeah, I am.” Miles smiles before sliding in.
“Tell me, if I'm hurting you or it's uncomfortable, babe.” You nod, before mumbling an okay. Miles slowly slide inside you as your nails dig in his shoulder. But when it doesn't hurt, your grip is lighter. You open your eyes to see Miles staring at you with a smirk on his lips. You look down seeing that he's completely inside you.
You smile at him as you brush your thumb on his cheekbone before bringing him for a deep kiss. Feeling adjusted to his size, you wiggle so Miles can start moving to build up the tempo.
You missed this so much, Miles is careful building up the tempo. He knows that it's going to be tricky making you cum today, but boy he's struggling himself. Having your tight heat around him again after so long, makes him crazy. He's going to focus on you for now.
He moves his thumb to rub circles on your clit. You moan moving your hips toward his finger. Miles changes your position to go deeper inside you.
“OH, fuck.” You cover your face, but Miles moves so he can see you.
“Babe, I'm hurting you ?” He slows down his movements.
“Nope, it just feels so good.” Miles smirks as he leans to kiss you. He increases the tempo again, knowing that you're okay.
You call for him a few times, and Miles know that you're close. He rubs a few more firm circles, bringing you over the edge and bringing him over the edge too. It's not a crashing orgasm but enough to make you happy and make yourself tight around him.
Miles groans as he moves his hips. “God, I love you.” You smile, bringing her for a kiss, you lick his bottom lip. “I love you too.”
He chuckles and pecks your lips. He pulls out and settles before pulling you to his body.
“Thanks for waiting for me.” Miles kisses your head seeing you play with his chest hairs. “Always, I'll always wait for you,sweetheart.”
You kiss his chest, enjoying his body before needing to pee. “I'm going to shower. Do you want to join me ?” He looks at you a little surprised because it's been a while that you asked to be this intimate with him.
“Yeah, I do. And I got El next, you can rest.” You smile thanking him with a little smooch before you get up to move to the bathroom.
You guys take a shower together. Miles is so soft and gentle, touching your body. He makes sure that you're feeling okay with his touches. He smiles softly. He knows that it's not easy, but he's so proud of you.
“Babe ?” You look at him with soft eyes.
“Yeah ?” Miles kisses your cheek.
“I'm so proud of you.” You look at him confused.
“Why ?” Miles pushes your hair from your face.
“Because you took your time, you reached out when you were ready. You gave me another baby, you make my life better every single day.” You smile as your cheeks get warmer.
You kiss him, because that's the only way you can express what you're feeling. Miles helps you get out of the shower wrapping around the towel, he lets you finish your night routine.
You come back to the bedroom and Miles is holding your underwear.
“We can keep these babe, they look so good on you.” You shake your head before joining him in bed.
He wraps those strong big arms around you. And you fall asleep so quickly, the girls got that from their mama for sure. Just like he promised, Miles takes care of El in the middle of the night.
#The first time she kicked!!! 🥹#Girl dad Miles CONFIRMED#Lily is already the big sis!#Get me to Sedona asap plz#but only with Miles#LMAO! Not gonna have any more of his big ass babies. I get it#BABY ELLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOME!!!!#Counting her fingers and toes… im sobbing!#Stopppp omg! Lily is so excited!!!#Ohhhh his mom helping her in that vulnerable moment#But Miles wants to do it 😭 and also so understanding about the why#Ross definitely said he hopes the baby looks like you#We love a sweet baby daddy Instagram post!#Nothing hotter than a dad doing skin to skin with their baby 🤤#Love the date nights with Lily too along with for each other#DAMN RIGHT HE DROPPED THAT PHONE!!!#Wooodddyyyyyyy#Team lube!!!!#this was pure soft fluffy sweet perfection!#miles wood x reader#our little family#👢 anon#blog submission
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AS SOMEBODY WHO ONLY KNOWS THINGS ABOUT THE GAMES I FORGOT HENRY EMILY HAS A SON IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE OH MY GODDDD….Sammy…Samuel….kiddo…I am so sorry that I wrote you out of my own personal Fnaf lore interpretation I’ve constructed in my head😭 hope ur doin well buddy. I’m just gonna say you only exist in the book universe for my sanity. ily Sammy I’m sure you’re a great kid🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
#I M JUST JOKING OMG BUT I FORGOR……….oops!#I COULDVE DONE FUN THINGS AHHHHhahahh#in my head/fic Im wriitng Henry is divorced so maybe in Sammy exists he’s just chillin with mom or smth who fuckin knows#Samuel Emily I’m sure you are an amazing child I just wrote you out of how I’m trying to piece together#the Bible sized lore of FUNNY GAME#he’s in the book canon not the game one shhhh whatever shhhh ahhhh hahahah#Henry’s a good dad in my universe I’ve heard that’s not entirely the case in the book universe#whatever bro I’m just here for fun😭
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GUYS IM CRYING MY DAD DID FANART OF MY ORIGINAL WRITING ;---;
#it was so sweet -- i sent it to my parents because ill be reading it at a school event this week#and its simple and fun so i wanted to share it#and my mom emailed me back what she liked about it :')#and with no caption or context or anything my dad sends me art he did 😭#ill post it in a sec omg#rose rambles
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i think everything and everyone is conspiring to keep me from trying to stop being a hermit
#julia.txt#i was ljke omg midterms over i can Go Places noe#turns out. i cant even go to the gym. because of insurance problems like there was a mixup with the papers#and my dad doesnt want me taking the car until its fixed 😭😭#and i cant ask my parents to drive me bc theyre busy and i cant take the bus bc it would take me like an hour to get there hashtag suburbs#okay but this whole insurance thing is so. explodes#like apparently since both my parents work from home (my mom only goes to work jn person once a week)#and i go to work Twice a week#if my dad updates the insurance now and tells them i use jt to go to work twice a week#then id become the primary driver EVEN IF I DONT USE THE CAR THAT MUCH#but its only work that counts. and if i become the primary driver then our insurance fees double bc im younger 🔥🔥🔥#love it here forever
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i feel a wisdom tooth coming in. i am terrified. i am genuinely so scared of getting them removed😭 and i’ve been procrastinating bc it scares me so much😭
#idk i hate being embarrassed so i do NOT want to be filmed#and i have a friend who got them removed and they didn’t put them out and tHEY COULD HEAR IT#AND ANOTHER FRIEND HAD COMPLICATIONS SO THE RECOVERY WAS LONGER#and my mom or dad would want to be involved bUT WHAT IF I OUT MYSELF ON THE MEDS#W H A T I F#idk surgery in general freaks me out#but just. ahhhhhhh#it freaks me out sm#but my wisdom teeth have been bothering me a bit not like Pain omg but like hi i’m here don’t forget about me😭#and now i can like Feel a tooth so ik i need to get them removed#anyways here’s a stupid post with corey ft one of her stupid fears lol
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i’m over a hundred fucking pages into this book and i JUST found out none of the characters that i thought were black actually are?!?!?!?!?
#i spent the whole book trying to figure out because i assumed they were black in the beginning (mostly because the dad was a civil rights#activist but also because the cover reminded me of another book i’ve seen that had black protagonists ig 😭) and slowly realized they were#white all along… Omg#when i found out the mom was white i still thought the dad was black but the dad is kind of an abuser so i was like Wow this is really#messed up that a white woman wrote a book where a black man predates on a white woman… HES LITERALLY WHITE OMGGGG#i feel so stupid. Wow#i’m like more than a quarter into this thing… Omg.#hayden.txt
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Why did my dads rivals son just follow me??
#i didn't realize he was HIM#he posted his dad and i was like OHMYGOD#i showed it to my mom and she laughed so hard😭😭😭#she just said omg dont tell this to your dad while laughing#im so telling him when he gets home tho#what is my life
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I love my brothers so much i want to protect them all wasaaa
#.txt#i love my parents but i think they r harsh nd mean nd not self aware at all#my parents dont believe they were strict growing up#but my moms the same one who took my phone away for a while year bc i was depressed#my parents r the same ppl who didnt lwt me do anytbing growing up#i literally didnt ask them to do anything bc ik they wpuld say no#i was so paranoid in highschool i couldnt even enjoy my free periods without thinking id get in trouble from my dad#my parents are now being rly strict nd harsh to my youngest brother#nd im doing all i can to support him but its also hard bc the fee times i disagree w my parents they get mad#so ive leanred to keep my mouth shut nd talk to my brother privately about my support for him#u kno how messed up it is tht i cant side w my brother in front of my parents#i have a lot of trauma from my parents nd ive done A LOT to better myself so it makes me feel so bad seeing the same things happen to my bro#nd my other brother he is literally the poster child for traumatized kid nd its insane to me how my parents dont see it#he moved out the second he could nd hasnt been living back here since#my parents stress abt like oh why does he hate us blah blah blah its bc u guys r not nice 😭😭😭#like how r u not self aware omg kids turn out a certain way bc of the ppl who raised them come onnnnnnnn
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wait bully-ieve it or not was originally titled pee streak zeke 🤔 i already knew abt pee streak zeke but i didnt realize they were supposed to be the same episode?? possibly zeke was bullied in the past or WAS a bully (not unlikely given his character) but either way i hope we get younger zeke flashbacks bcuz we've gotten younger jimmy jr jocelyn and tina and they are all ADORABLE. but zeke is a newer transfer and i would love to learn more abt his past school experiences/see what he looked like
#zeke lore episode?? in MY bobs burgers season fourteen???#probably no major family lore which is fine by me bcuz what i have put together abt his family from what he's said so far#has been enough for about 1000 lifetimes 😭 like that poor kid but omg his mom. and his dad. yikes#txt#bob's burgers
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for the kid meme: laura x claire OR laura x claire x alex? pwease? <3
ok ACTUALLY THANK YOU SO MUCH... they have my Favorite kids 😭❤
Name: Lauren Elizabeth Weiss (El for short; obviously named after Lara)
Gender: Female
General Appearance: Dark brown hair, brown eyes inherited from her Grandpa Vance (not that @phillipsgraves believes me that Alex has blue eyes smh), Alex's nose and Claire's soft features.
Personality: Absolute menace and always getting into trouble. Adrenaline seeker. High int, low wis type of beat; real bad case of too much energy and not enough stimulation. Incredibly extroverted and social.
Special Talents: Archery. Was it a smart idea to give her a bow? No. Lara got shot in the shoulder. But she's still a pretty decent archer and it gives her something to do when she's bored.
Who they like better: She is a total daddy's girl and has been since the second she wrapped her little hand around Alex's finger. That said, they are each other's worst bullies and nothing will stop her from calling him her donor dad (technically true, she argues while he rolls his eyes).
Who they take after more: Lara. She got her love for archaeology from her and she even sort of looks like her, despite having none of her genetics.
Personal Head canon: She would bury things in the sandbox so she could play archaeologist, which was all fine and dandy until she got bored and one of them would have to go dig her shoes out because she was screaming that she couldn't find them.
Face Claim: Katie Douglas!
#x: sugar pie honey bunch#x: late shift at the nine bells#insp: el#el like mom. and mom. and my donor dad#you can tell she's my favorite 😭😭#she has two siblings but i am trying not to go crazy over here#thank u again beloved omg..........
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I broke my favorite mug and I was sad so my mom said to put it in my room and put things in it and I will do that thank you mom <3 cjbdjdbd
#it had a little crack but nothing bad and I put boiling water in it and it cracked all the way 😭#i was like ’’I don’t wanna throw it away I love it ☹️’’#thank you mom for not caring that I’m a hoarder kfbdjdb#my dad would have sigh and be like omg you’re insane bfksbdjsn#i Hope that tea is worth it 😭 I don’t like tea but I read that peppermint tea help heartburn and the one I have right now is torture#it also a calming tea let’s hope it help me sleep so I can’t finally sleep at least 8 hours 😭#i ask my mom to wake me up before she goes to work I’m gonna steal her bed since the girl above me keep waking me up but her mom will be gon#gone*#i really need sleep I have a concertant headache and my eyes hurt 😭#i will be dead after a day if I find a job let me sleep a goodnight of sleep and I’ll look promise 😭#alex.txt
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I said “oh swag ?” to a cashier at the mall today 😭
#I went shopping w my mom and it was very fun even tho I feel like I take advantage of the fact that she likes to spend money#every time she got me smth I’d get like money or gift cards and get her to take them 😭#traded a 50 dollar gift card I got from a customer group for 2 bras I almost gutted myself over trying on#and I traded a Starbucks gift card for stuff from lush but we went crazy in there#the girl helping us was so cute every time I was like omg this smells so good she would take it and be like okay I’ll get you a sample#to take home :-) GIRL I DONT WANT TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE 😭#I hope lush girls make commission on sales she deserves it#and then we went and got a shower shelf thing I needed it so bad and then we went to her house and picked up my brother and got food#and I paid for all of it bc my mom spent too much on me and my brother is unemployed 💀#and then I cried on the way home bc someone hit a cat :-( like almost had to pull over sobbing but I didn’t I powered through 🥴#and then I immediately went home and tried to out my shelf up and got mad so my dad helped me dear god I am begging to become independent#so then I cleaned and changed sheets and took the best everything bc shower in the world#and I think we get to cook at summer school tomorrow I love being able to do fun stuff w my students#I wish I got to **** ** ***** but that’s okay I will soon I love being delusional#I love everyone I love people I love my friends I love you#I love my personal diary#my posts
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people forcing found family into everything is already weird but its even weirder when people assign familial roles to characters when they do not fit any
#beep boop#foudn family does not mean someone has to be the dad and/or the mom !!!!!!#the whole point is that you do not adhere to the arbitrary rules that society made to determine what a family is !!!!!!!#sorry i hate how people do not get the dynamics between three characters from a certain show#its always ''these two are the dads and that one is the son ☺️'' when god no. that is not what they are.#especially when the ''son'' is not a really a kid 😐#its fucking weird !!!!!! its so fucking weird !!!!!!!!!!!#you can probably guess what show im talking about 😭 idk i dont like it when people try to like. sand it down or make omg so wholesome#when that is literally not the fucking point and is not why you should be going to this show for#sorry. i am slightly annoyed
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if they kill krolia for “plot reasons” im going to dreamworks corp and- [REDACTED]
#this episode was so good#you guys don’t understand#this is so important to me#KEITH AND HIS MOM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i cried so hard#why am i like this#s6e2#“razor’s edge”#his dad is so fine tho omg like krolia fr knew what’s up#and his dad knew what’s up too like damn she is so fine#this will get a full talking about because this episode (particularly the Keith scenes) were so delicious#digesting so good rn#laura’s first vld#I don’t wanna constantly tag the fandom when I make little posts like this as to not clog the tags#so i wont
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