#and now i can like Feel a tooth so ik i need to get them removed

[that-was-anticlimactic]

i feel a wisdom tooth coming in. i am terrified. i am genuinely so scared of getting them removed😭 and i’ve been procrastinating bc it scares me so much😭

[multifariousqueer]

Felix Catton Headcannons 💛🪩

a/n: AHHHHH ITS SO GOOD TO BE BACK!! i revamped the blog so hopefully its more authentic and grown up. however, still respect my policy of black reader(no messy buns and crimson red cheeks sorry{not sorry}) being the main reader and smut still happening on this page. I’ll lyk when requests are open again(hopefully soon) and yeah! To all of my new friends, hi!!!! I’m multifarious and hopefully I can provide as much brainrot as possible. i have no intention changing my name rn but still be respectful and kind always 🫶🏽🫶🏽

warnings: tooth rotting fluff, cute scenarios, kissing, suggestive language, that’s all(for now 😏)

summary: just some good ol’ Felix brain rot and headcanons(ik yall missed them)

Felix Catton headcanons

You two first met at Oxford and he was immediately intrigued. You shocked him when you asked what one of his wristbands meant and he answered with a pleasant smile and you retorted that you had been there before. He smiled and asked for your name which you happily obliged in giving him.

You went to a pub and saw him again and he asked where you were headed and when you answered, he huffed and insisted that you stay with him instead.

He spent the entire night holding you by the small of your back and being very touchy and you were giggly(whether from the alcohol or his intoxicating energy still leaves something to be desired).

Felix walked you back to your dorm where you couldn’t stop thinking about him.

He was spotted by you in the library and he struck up a conversation about where you are from and your hobbies:

“A pretty girl like you must be from somewhere special”-he said

“Oh! No, I’m just from(enter state or city here)”- your ears fell hot and you felt yourself melt into his gaze.

“Ahhhh I think I’ve heard of that place before” even when he hasn’t

“Oh haha yeah. So what about you?” You chuckled, picking up on his white lie.

“Oh my family just owns a house in Saltburn, have you heard of it? It’s kind of small” he said modestly

“No sorry. I don’t know much about the UK besides the Beetles” you laughed

Felix chuckled at this and he found your naivety cute and endearing

He introduced you to most of the things in the UK and over time, you started getting closer

Actual headcanons:

-Spoils you relentlessly and doesn’t understand the concept of not doing so. To him, you’re a princess and you deserve to be treated so.

-His friends don’t like you because you aren’t wealthy(unless you are, slay queen or king) but Felix doesn’t care.

-Asks you if you want to smoke and accepts when you say no

-Has fluffy hair and mewls when you run your hands through it

-Kisses you when you wake up and when you try to push him off of you, he just grabs your hands and kisses them too.

-Makes you look like a ragdoll(and throws you around like one too ;)

-Loves picking you up and spinning you around while kissing you

-Doesn’t understand the concept of personal space when it comes to you but fully expects you to give him space when he needs it

-Loves to hold your hand and play with your fingers while making comments about how small you are compared to him

-Plays with your feet when you’re sleeping next to each other

-Helps you with your homework when needed

-He loves tanning and even though you’re already tan, he will ask you to come and read to you during it

-Reassures you whenever he gets hit on and playfully blows girls off

-If you’re getting flirted with, he will go out of his way to make the other guy feel like a third wheel by kissing you, spinning you, and calling you pet names while nuzzling your nose

-Begs you to go to Saltburn; when you do, his entire family loves you.

-His mom cups your face in her hands and remarks about how pretty you are.

-You two gossip while Felix rolls his eyes and makes comments

-Felix calls your parents and flys out to meet them

-They love him(he took his piercing out so they wouldn’t think he was a freak)

-He is horrible at Just Dance and when he messes up, he pushes you slightly so that you mess up too

-This leads to him flopping on the floor while holding you and laughing

-TOTAL GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOY

-Felix is super protective and he tracks your location 24/7 and asks you about it when you come home

-If he is lying anywhere, he will pull you into him and kiss you into a full makeout session

-Anyways FELIX SOLOS YOUR FAVS

[neptunesgrl]

Things that my redacted favs do that are true because I said so

SWEETHEART, LASKO, GUY

SWEETHEART:

- Calls Milo angel in private, had a couple drinks and it ended up slipping out in front of the pack. David looked very confused for the rest of the night and proceeded to call SH in the middle of the night to say “what do you know”, “what did they (Angel) tell you”, etc. Angel found it incredibly amusing.

- Drinks scotch. Rarely, since it makes Milo uncomfortable. They had it in their apartment once and after they’d learned of his father’s struggle with it, they made sure to keep it out of sight when he came over. Hasn’t bought a bottle since they moved in.

- Reverse pick-pockets everyone. Hates when people make a big deal out of apologies or big emotional things. Their way to avoid it is to make silent apologies. Often but not limited to leaving a couple hundreds in their wallet, cause we all know SH makes bank.

- Nicknames for Milo include: Mi, angel (as previously mentioned), hun/honey, babe.

- Takes the NYT crossword incredibly seriously and looks forward to it more than they’d like to admit

- Raised in New England. Hopes to move back if they decide to have kids, that is until they gain their powers, and need to move back to Dahlia.

Side note: Their child listening to ‘California’ by Chappell Roan on full blast in their room and giving SH war flashbacks

- Has gained a slight NJ/NY accent from Milo. Slips out when they get mad. Specifically with the words: ‘jackass’, ‘told her (so i told ha)’, ‘off (awf)’, ‘call (just cawl me)’, etc.

LASKO:

- Constantly holding Dear’s hand. At first, it was difficult for him to initiate, but once he realized it was the least embarrassing thing he could ask for, it became habit. Sometimes Dear slides their thumb to his wrist to check his pulse when he’s nervous.

- (UNEMPOWERED AU) Dear is an EMT. Sirens used to startle and disturb Lasko, now he finds comfort in knowing Dear is getting to save people (corny and tooth rotting fluff ik)

- Once, Lasko wore Dear’s fleece that went with their uniform since they’d left it at his place and it was too cold to go out without one. It took him 10 minutes of pacing at the front door to go outside and grab the food he ordered. Just in case someone on the 2 second walk down there would need medical attention and thought he could help since he’d be wearing the EMT jacket.

- He owns every single PJO book and shamelessly reads them at least once a year. He’s in the Zeus cabin (obviously). Grover’s his favorite, because in his words, “he’s the only one worried about the logistics.”

- ‘Guilty as Sin?’ is THEIR SONG. I will not be taking any criticisms at this time or ever. It’s just the lyrics about feeling guilty for thinking about the other in that way. Like are you kidding me. ‘I’ve screamed his name, building up like waves’ DEAR WE KNOW ITS YOU IN THE WRITERS ROOM.

GUY:

(these are mostly fem leaning i am so sorry)

- Watched The Real Housewives. Insists Jersey is peak, Honey agrees. They take the finales very seriously. Honeys favorite is Margaret, Guys favorite is Melissa. He insists Honey and him are exactly like Joe and Melissa. I have RHONJ brainrot save me.

- Uses a sleep eye mask from dollar tree that says ‘nap queen’ on it. Found it in Honeys childhood bedroom.

- Raised in NYC (Brooklyn), insists he knows how to use the subway and always gets lost. Honey cracked the code within 2 days.

- Had headgear in high school. No further explanation. That’s it. That’s the HC.

- Child of…

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dddiiivvvooorrrccceee!!!! i’m projecting He is so Chandler Bing coded don’t lie.

- Somewhere down the line, he’d like to write a book about him and Honey. Whether they work out or not. Very “You were a wonderful experience” / “You were…everything.” coded. Can you tell that not only am i awful at it, but I hate angst?

- Love letters EVERYWHERE. On dressers, in nightstand drawers, on the windshield of Honeys car, this man will find anywhere to put one of the many notes he has written gushing about his partner.

☕️📰🤍

This has been in my drafts for so long I feel emotional posting it. Please take good care of my baby.

[lethalrexie]

so a lil bout me if anyone wants to be moots: (i also have a backup in case i lose this acct, it’s the same username but the “e” in lethal is 3)

you 1,000% do not need to read all of this, however i truly think it is super helpful considering i was raised by a dietitian.

im pro-recovery JUST BY CHOICE NOT FORCE. so PLS JUST BLOCK DONT REPORT. we all have backups and backups for our backups. so it’s pointless. you’re breaking up a community where we get support. so fvck u if u report.

my “rexie tips n tricks” losing weight healthily yada yada yada is below the cut if you’re interested!

cw: 180lxs 81kg (i know it got out of hand 🥲)

gw: 130lxs 58kg (doing everything i can to get here by christmas)

ugw: not sure, just wanna see my b0nes. maybe 111lxs (50kg)? (gimme that angel number baybeee)

lw: 145lxs 65kg

so basically, if you do these things i can guarantee you 100% will lose weight. if you’ve plateaued, if you’re just starting out, if you’re trying to take it slow after relapsing, even if you’re petite and need a metab boost to start loosing lxs again, i’m not saying it’s good to be apart of this community but im along this ride w ya so. here u go.

1. keep your e@ting window as small as possible aka eat to live don’t live to eat (the r3xie motto 🤪). i’m f@sting minimum 16:8 and i try to extend that. but major thing is don’t beat yourself up if you can’t make it 16hrs and be happy the days you can make it longer!! esp if your just starting out.

2. stay low c@l. i’m trying my best to stay under 500 c@l/day. and consume that how it works for you. if five 100 c@l snacks over 8 hrs work best some days that’s ok. if OMAD works best, great! my mom is a dietitian and i promise, eating a little of each food group (dairy, carb ik scary, protein, veg & fruit) will help your metab which in the long run will help you l0se more weight. sometimes just having one protein bar mid day works 4 me. others i need a full meal. fuel your body or you will burn muscle which leads to organ damage.

3. don’t do LONG term fasts. i’d say up to a week with heavy liquids is okay. and not just water, incorporate broths, mio, even sugar free jello is good (if it’s clear typically it’s ok) but long term fasts can lower your metabolism, deplete electrolytes, and sodium, which long term is going to bloat you, keep weight on (or make you gain it back quickly), and overall make you feel like shit (which could lead to hospitalization)

4. don’t eat refined sugar or refined foods. do literally AS MUCH AS YOU CAN to eat sugar free and whole foods. i have a major sweet tooth so i turn to sugar free jello/pudding, sf caramels, halo top ice cream if i REALLY need it. otherwise i do sweet fruits and veggie based substitutions for carbs. i use cauliflower rice, zucchini noodles, or there’s these great hearts of palm noodles.

5. eat tons of fiber!! laxatives will help momentarily, consistent fiber will keep your 💩 regular thus keeping your body from holding onto it aka extra lxs. i add unflavored benefiber to a lot of my drinks (the flavored ones have added sugar). i honestly could promise you that fiber will help with shedding !bs.

6. drink as much water as you possibly can. yes you can become over-hydrated so add electrolytes or legit just a lil salt to your water here n there. but your body is going to retain water (!bs), and bloat if you are dehydrated. #1 thing to remember is you are depleting your body of what it wants. finding a way to basically trick it makes it easier and quicker to lose fat.

7. stay distracted! discipline and hunger may hurt now, regret and guilt are going to hurt 50x worse later. a grumbly tummy is not worth it. get some motivational phrases, tactics, distractions, that work for you and RELY ON THEM. water, i use mio in mine when i’m desperate, gum, diet soda, bubbly water, reading, tv, ANYTHING. i have other reblogs with some good motivational tactics. i also look at th!nspø as well as pics of my own body multiple times per day to keep me on track. YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS GOING TO BE MOTIVATED SO YOU MUST BE DISCIPLINED. i repeat that to myself 100000 times a day.

8. incorporate foods/drinks that speed up your metab. coffee, green tea, spicy foods (pepper, cayenne pepper), cinnamon, B12 there’s sooo many. and this goes hand in hand with making sure you’re getting your vitamins. picking up a general multivitamin will help make it so your body doesn’t want to cling onto every last cal it’s fed.

9. exercise if you are mentally & physically able to. i have some other limiting factors which make me unable to go to the gym or get as many steps in as id like. an avg day is 2k-5k steps for me rotting on the couch. i PROMISE like 100% money back guarantee (srry bad joke i swear im not a damn ana coach 🙄) your diet is 1,000,000x more important than any exercise you’re going to get in. exercise will help with toning so i try to get some laying ones done on the couch but dude you burn calories just existing. so if you eat lower than that which is 1k-2k (you can look it up it’s your TDEE) you will lose weight. it may be slightly slower than if you walked 20k steps/day or worked out 5 hrs every day but give it time.

literal str8 up proof of this^^^ is my father. he’s a gym junkie like going every morning at 4am (insanity but not my kind), but was eating a lot, and garbage. high carb and sugar intake. and even though he was working out A TON with a lot of steps/day he was gaining fat. he came to me and i told him str8 up to eat less and stop treating his body like a dumpster. eat healthier. homie is shedding lxs.

so besides all that, if you wanna be moots ill probs just vent and post th!nspø

SORRY IM A CERTIFIED YAPPER

[green-alien-turdz]

i want you to go over each and every small character detail you add and explain i love your mind and your art dude no homo

Okay, here we go

STAN: Peace sign pin on his hat n sometimes wears preachy shirts about environmentalism bcuz he's an ecofag. He has faint old scars on his arms n thighs cuz he used to cut. He's often covered in bruises bcuz the CD shows are tightly packed n he will inevitably get hit at least once.

KENNY: Covered in shit load of scars bcuz dead as hell. He's missin a visible top tooth bcuz it got cracked as shit n asked the gang to pull it out for him, which they very poorly did. While he doesn't care about havin nice clothes, he likes comedy shirts bcuz he'll lose his mind if he can't make someone at least chuckle.

CARTMAN: Stretch marks bcuz he a big bitch. His hair is the exact same bcuz he got so used to it as a kid n now has anxiety about changin it (he will never admit this). He also likes wearin funny shirts bcuz Kenny got him goin on that. Bro also wears tight or more showin clothin when he feels cuz he couldn't give less of a shit about how other view his body.

KYLE: Mouth scars from Human Centipad (he just kinda ignores the scars now. He couldn't come to terms with them, so he just numbed himself to them), sh scars bcuz that bitch ain't well. Jewfro in full bloom as he just doesn't care n he REALLY needs to take better care of it bcuz it's so matted. CD shirt 95% of the time bcuz it's like his #1 comfort item.

MARJORINE (or Butters if we're goin by show name): She keeps her hair at that very specific length bcuz it's long enough to where she feels more feminine, but short enough to where her parents don't suspect anything (but gettin allowed to grow it that long took a lot of convincing). He eye left eye is scarred n not able to move much due to the throwin star incident (she is blind in that eye). She does have old sh scars from middle school when she had to come to terms with bein trans n she was extremely confused n conflicted about all of it. She likes wearin skirts bcuz it makes her feel more feminine, but has to get dressed once out in public, so it's somethin she can quickly get on and off if need be.

IKE: Long hair/mullet adjacent bcuz he is just likin the look right now n after Sheila made him keep his hair short for majority of his childhood, he's just kinda feelin out different things. I gave him freckles bcuz in Cartman Get's an Anal Probe, Kyle calls him a 'freckly kid'. Bro got them glasses bcuz he grew up on the computer. His front tooth is cracked n brown bcuz he n Kyle were wrestlin n Ike hit a table. And while it's not completely uncommon for people to start growin facial hair in middle school, Ike started to bcuz Canadians hit puberty earlier.

KAREN: She has a birth mark on the left side of her face (did this in placement for the weird maybe dirt stain she has in the show). Her hair is long n all over the place bcuz she doesn't really brush her hair (you can blame Kenny for the influence) n she cuts it herself but is not too great at layering. Growin up impoverished n around the ideologies that Stan n CD always talks about made her rather angry in the sphere of politics n human rights, so she is very vocal about her opinions of the shit she sees (which is why she always writes shit on her clothes). She can also sometimes be seen wearin a rasta coloured beanie, which was Kevin's before he died.

CRAIG: Usually wearin his work hoodie (Fagoccini's Pizzaria) bcuz mf doesn't care to put in effort outside of that seein as he works so much. Bro wears a similar hat to the one he did as a kid bcuz it brought him a lot of comfort, n now that his hairline is recedin n he's baldin a lil bit at 18, he wears it bcuz he's a lil insecure. He doesn't give a shit that his teeth a crooked n gapped cuz it doesn't effect shit, but he does have a bit of an underbite that pisses him off bcuz he swears up n down that's what makes his voice sound so nasally.

TWEEK: Hair all fuckin wild bcuz he cuts it himself, n loses patience quickly n starts choppin. He also has white streaks in his hair which started appearing after his parents got arrested n durin his very long detox (from the stress of the info and on his body cuz of the dependency). He's got scratches all over his face n body from stress scratchin, meltdowns, n a few mishaps here n there. Bro also got sh scars bcuz bro got a lotta shit that went down n his brain chemistry is FUCKED.

WENDY: She cuts her hair short bcuz she wants to have a more androgynous appearance, but is still very confident with bein feminine n shit like that. When she started to become more human rights n social justice oriented, she started to get into boxing (as well as wrestling in school). She thought it would be a good to know how to fight if it came down to it. Plus she could already kick ass before, n she just thought it would be best to hone that ability.

BEBE: Started changin quite a bit after she had a whole moment of thinkin that she would turn out exactly like her mom (she has nothin wrong with her, just doesn't want that life). While she's still into things like cheer, she also started lookin into things that weren't what she was used to. She ended up findin Pink Flamingos, n became obsessed with Divine ever since. She dyes her cuz she feels better with it. n while she still does her makeup conventionally, she likes doin a more dark colour palet.

CLYDE: He's just Clyde. Dude's appearance didn't change that much bcuz he didn't change much. Some mfs just kinda be like that.

TOLKEIN: His mom suggested he try different hairstyles to be more connected with his culture bcuz he was havin a moment where he felt a lil blah bein the only Black dude his age in the area. He doesn't do upkeep as much as he should though, so things are a lil messy, but he doesn't see a problem as workin on the farm makes everythin messy so much faster anyway.

JIMMY: Bro just dresses casually. He doesn't really care about clothes or shit bcuz he can get people's attention with his comedy. Ladies man as fuck

HENRIETTA: Always has the best outfits bcuz she got into sewin so that she could start makin shit that she specifically wanted. She has a few tattoos- some are stick n pokes she did with her friends, others her mom signed off on when she was still under 18. She tries to ward people off with her makeup, which works rather well in South Park. She has both old sh scars from her emo moment (where she was just doin it cuz that's what she was told emo's did), n ones from later on where she was just feelin super empty n couldn't find a way to romanticize it like done previously.

FIRKLE: He's still in middle school so he doesn't go AS out there with his fashion bcuz he doesn't have the in-school support of his friends anymore. But still does dramatic makeup which he gets in trouble for all the time.

MICHAEL: Simple clothes that he's comfortable in, but not so simple that he feels like he's conforming. Pierced his ears up n down bcuz he was told he couldn't. Pierced his own eyebrow 3 different times bcuz it keeps growin out. Knee brace due to arthritis, unfortunately. A shit load of sh scars bcuz he always tries to act so stoic n unbothered around everyone else, that it led to him breaking down all the time in private bcuz he wasn't allowin himself to feel things.

/\ They have a matchin stick n poke 'nevermore' tattoo bcuz they thought it'd be pretty dope n they wanted to connect themselves with eachother via blood usin the same needle (don't do that, it's not great to get other people's blood in ya) \/

PETE: Dude's mom is extremely supportive of him bein goth, so much so that she was the one dyin his hair as a kid bcuz he asked. He has a very specific style that he likes n sometimes he goes through his grandpa's old shit to find stuff to wear (usually altering it to be more dark in appearance).

(There are others I have designs for, but bcuz I haven't posted them much, imma just stop here.)

Enjoy this fuckin novel, bro. Thank you. And I'm sorry, but I'm a full homo kind of guy

[eggybug]

guess what time it is! its end of season 4 thoughts time!!!!

they are going to be a lot more insane and outta order than in the past

1. the entire season they were yelling at us that lilith was the final seal and it pissed me off jfc

2. i forgot what it was like to lowkey hate sam, i hate it.

3. so cas was in love the whole time, right? RIGHT. like i know ive been ranting about it all season but are you KIDDING me

4. ruby is a bitch and i hate her so bad. but she was in it for the long game thats for damn sure

5. im REALLY not looking forward to the whole "sam gets haunted by lucifer" bit

6. i love cas, i really do, but he looked right in deans eyes, knew that he was doing this shit to him, and did it anyway. like he was probably tortured by the legions of heaven, but goddamn it

7. when i start making cain and abel comparisons all next season, i don't wanna hear shit about it. itll be my bout of insanity and i apologize in advance

8. i fuckin LOVE bobby

9. no body liked john winchester, they loved him, but they hated the son of a bitch

10. i never got to the point where chuck became TRULY the worst guy ever, but i know we as a fandom hate him, so i hate him.

11. i think demons eat babies and i don't know how i feel about that

12. i don't know who i hate more, uriel or zachariah. maybe im glad cas killed all the angels

13. like i get it but HOW did it take dean so long to realize heaven wanted the war too. they disappeared for weeks while lilith was breaking seals like a bull in a damn china shop

14. they keep doing that thing where one of the capital A angels does something shameful to dean, or dean questions his faith in the "Plan" and the camera cuts to cas looking like a sad puppy

15. ik ive said it 1000 times but goddamn those stupid lil boys need therapy

16. GABRIEL WAS TRYING TO WARN THEM, HE WAS TRYING AND HE COULDNT. THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GABEY!

17. hey, in the last episode they killed a bunch of nuns, which like damn

18. back to sam, his dumbass really fell for the devil on his shoulder bit jfc

19. like i understand camera work, but two straight men don't stand that close to have a conversation. they just don't.

20. hey sammy, you throw a lady in a trunk, you stop being the good guy

21. at any point did they just consider... not doing that. maybe perhaps, waiting a week?

22. there was a thing with the mirrors and zachariah in the last ep, wasn't there? like that wasn't unintentional. mirrors are notoriously terrible to work with, that can't be unintentional.

23. i love that biblical fanfiction always somehow ends with an angel, a demon, and a human coming together to stop heaven and hell playing out a war on earth.

24. spn just proved you can't leave a bunch of corporate assholes in charge of a planet.

26. im really not looking forward to sam whining about starting the apocalypse for a whole season.

27. dean fighting tooth and nail for cas to see the truth in humanity. to find faith outside of heaven. cas seeing that and it breaking his morale a little bit more and more every time. cas repeatedly seeing dean, perfect vessel, perfect soldier, dean be willing to lose the promise of heaven, of peace for his little bit of humanity. it broke cas. and dean keeps begging cas to see it too. and they're going to drive. me. INSANE.

28. "we're done" those were the exact words dean said to cas.

29. so cas and dean can talk without saying anything, and i hate to say that means they're in love... but thats exactly what that means.

30. cas did it! he broke his faith, he sacrificed himself for dean. and now they're gonna kiss (ik they don't kiss but a boy can dream)

31. have i mentioned that sam pisses me the FUCK off! like yeah i blame ruby but goddamn.

32. this season was hell in a handbasket, jfc (no ounce intended)

omg! season for is done!! woooo! onto the most annoying and lowkey painful season ever! my takes and thoughts for season 5 are going to be annoying, so be prepared !

[gyunmireu]

ITS ME AGAIN HIII IK ITS BEEN LIKE 😭😭😭a month…. but im here agaian….with a humble request of ur headcanons on dokgo jun in general cuz i wanna hear ur thoughts on our favorite student council president🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Dokgo Jun Headcanons

Fandom: Best Teacher Baek

Character & Pairing: Dokgo Jun, x reader

Word Count: 851

A/n: anon, Tumblr failed me and didn't notify me abt this ask 😭 I legit found out about it yesterday and was so shocked... I have never written headcanons before, even though it's so common on Tumblr, so this is my attempt. I hope it's enjoyable for you!

•♡•

General Headcanons

— He can be quite child-like when he's in a sleepy state. Like, he's more affectionate and touchy when he's sleepy and he gets easily pouty

— Has a slight sweet tooth and can't handle anything that tastes bitter, super sour or super spicy

— He used to be sleep in weird angles as a child but it was trained out of him so now he sleeps on his back– one step away from vampire-in-coffin style

— Journals everyday; he likes to write about the people he's getting close to and notes down minor information he learns about them, like their likes, dislikes, etc.

— He sees Soso like a weird, chaotic sister that he is responsible for when she gets out of hand; goes full big brother mode on her, lol

Relationship Headcanons

— He's such a serious person that I feel like his lover has to be a good combination of serious and relaxed: if you're not as serious about your life and duties, he wouldn't appreciate it as much... He would be attracted to you if you're someone who is a good, responsible student, or if you're on the opposite spectrum of being a delinquent maybe? In a opposites attract sort of way, I guess. But I think someone who takes their duties and ambitions seriously would be impressive to him!

— If you're equally as serious as him, that's just a recipe for disaster because someone needs to push him to take breaks and relax once in a while. You can totally lure him into taking a break by saying how you need one and his company would be appreciated (would definitely work if he has a soft spot for you)

— In a relationship though, I think he would be...

— Consent king !! Respect is such an important thing for Jun and he would be the most respectful lover when it comes to boundaries; if you want to take it slow, he most definitely would go at your pace

— Oblivious asf too. Doesn't realise when he looks really cool or sexy and so is unaware of the effect he has on you specifically... Like, he knows that others respect and admire him (since he's the president) at a surface level but he doesn't know how they actually feel, ykwim?

— SO awkward at first because he doesn't know how to act around you and it's his first relationship so he's a little afraid of messing it up by mistake (that's actually half the reason why he would go at your pace; it gives him a better idea of what to do)

— Once the relationship is serious, though... You're DONE for. You know how he overwhelms his opponents with his sword technique? That's gonna be him in a relationship;; prepare to be flustered all the time because he's a lover that goes above and beyond (made worse by the fact that he's oblivious to the consequences of his actions like, at least half the time)

— He's a walking green flag tbh; he wouldn't hesitate to apologise if he does something wrong or hurts your feelings

— Would be a little stiff at first because he's not used to talking about his feelings but if you patiently encourage him, y'all would be communication goals fr

— Notices and remembers the tiniest details about you; he's very perceptive, especially about things that have his interest, so if you just mentioned in passing that you like something or have a particular hobby or interest? he's noting it down and you're getting it the next time he buys you a gift

— His love language in giving is quality time and acts of service

— His love language is receiving (from you) is words of affirmation and quality time

→ Slightly Mature HCs/NSFW:

— Jun is so calm and dignified all the time that I can't help but think that in bed, where he trusts you enough to expose himself, he would be okay letting out his suppressed aggression

— Not in a mean way!! He would just manhandle you easily (he's so strong, oof) and he's just, the hungry type. makes you feel like you're going to be devoured or consumed (10/10 I would let him)

— Actually a virgin tho, so the first time would be crazy gentle and he's kinda internally freaking out about hurting you accidentally; it's very cute

— Overwhelms you with his "sword technique" after he learns what makes you feel good and where

— He would be a devoted lover; if you have any insecurities, he's not going to let them exist for longer. would be all gentle aggression as he showers his love especially on the parts that you dislike about yourself

— Secretly loves it when you praise him or when you are visibly admiring his body that he has carefully trained; he will get embarrassed if you catch on though, because it feels very vain (not that you would mind appreciating the finer features of his body and personality)

— Aftercare king !! also, he's the one demanding cuddles afterwards because there's something about holding you in his arms after such an intimate moment; it's the most peaceful and comforting place for him

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all likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated! ♡

[docwritesshit]

Ahhhhh fuck it

YUIJIN RAMBLE

For those of you who are new here, this is Yujin Wei, also known as Ash, my Lego Movie Kid Oc

I have plagued my bestie of her so now I shall plague you all! Mwahahahaha!

So background

First off, she is like 4,000 years old

She comes from a noble celestial family who were once demons but gained the favor of the Jade Emperor by helping him through their Far Sight.

Far Sight is their ability to see everything all at once, from the heavens to the underworld. No one can escape their vision. And they can document everything they have seen and even use a ritual to make recordings of what they have seen and stash it away for later reference. And with this, they became the official family used for guard posts all around the world.

For Yujin here, she was kinda an outcast the moment she was born. Over the centuries, her family was ashamed of their demonic ancestry, building an image of holiness and total loyalty to the Emperor since the beginning. And with that, Yujin was more like her demonic ancestors, with her blue skin, snaggle tooth, and hug frame (she's like 7'6). It also didn't help that her silver hair would fade to a red for some inexplicable reason (workshopping that).

So she has been under their thumb since the beginning, her family trying to push her to be a more studious person focusing on researching her past relatives like her cousin. But she wanted adventure, and wanted to prove how strong she was.

After a tiff with the Princess Iron Fan (they got into an argument and it went to the fists flying stage), the Jade Emperor took notice of her and pushed her parents to let her get a job. They relented, and now she guards the Samadhi Temple.

Through this, she met Redson and essentially is an older sister to him and his companion Sol (a friends OC which I will include in her story a fair bit)

"but what about Season 3? How will the gang get things done if she's there?"

Ah, now that's where the story really starts my friend

Abilities/ Weapons:

Weapon: she has a weapon called the Ever Changing Wind which has 72 transformations to whatever she desired that she got from a friend a few millennial ago. She mostly uses it in its whip form as seen here

(yes ik this looks weird, old drawing + I cut off a bit to not show spoilers in story)

Abilities: She has fast healing, Far Sight, can glamor herself to an extent, change her height at will, and because of her lineage, she has some dormant powers that have not awakened yet that she doesn't even know about. Also she is super strong as well, lifting boulders like they are pebbles.

Relationships:

Basically a surrogate daughter to the DBK family as she has been in their employment since Redson birth, and is an older sister to Reds and Sol

She doesn't show in the main gangs stori until season 3, cause duh. So no relation there

"But does she have a partner?"

Nope! But she does have some feelings for people. On the old friends that gifted her the Ever Changing Wind in the first place actually! But she hasn't been in contact with either of them for a long time.....

Personality:

Oh the best big sis anyone can get. Shes a little alcoholic when it comes to social events or with her parents, her preferred drink of choice is diluted peach wine ;), and she is described as a badass by many

She does have a nasty side as well though, she had been known to throw the Jade Emperors personal guards around when they got a little too comfortable with their words.

But she is also a tease as well, picking on Reds in that older sister fashion. And she extremely over protective over Redson and the DBK family s a whole, which is often looked down upon by her parents because they see no need for her to be so protective over them, they gave so much more power! How could they need her when she's so weak compared to them???

(oh the irony)

She doesn't enjoy the company of her family members all that much except for her cousin Jiayin. But she's been a good guard so far, so her parents stay off her case. But her 500 year anniversary of her job is coming up, which means a new era for her to... Be pushed into essentially.

So she's very protective over her position as well, it being the only reason she's allowed out of her familys temple in the first place.

Also she's very closed off to new people a lot of the time, and not opening up until she gets to know you and your motives, which you will see why later. But if her little bro trusts them, then hell, they must be the next Messiah or smth

And that's Yujin! Let me know if you want to know more! My inbox is always open!!

[nightingale-bloom]

sorry that i blew up my entire fantasy world. it's still happening and i'll probably do it again when i'm done.

note: delinia is actually dead tho. felt like chains, so i'm killing it and looting the body. it was just getting too hectic bc I was piling everything i made onto it with little consideration for what already existed. rip the pantheons ig, they're not coming back even remotely similar. list of stuff that still exists:

brielle! (she was originally delinian, ik that i never said it but she was) also ethel, carrion, rialla, marjory, flora. maybe jin with a name change and quetzal with a species adjustment due to the lack of dragonborn in this new world. if I feel like it.

the fire queen/elemental rulers characters. boy they were messy back in the day, they were begging to be fixed. so i'm doing that. in a bit. alexander, my boy. he deserved so much better.

the gods. only sorta though. the pantheon as it was is dead, though Manosena (elder war) will be inspired by my previous war god raziel and his successor ajax. they come back as these colonizer self-deifying guys called iluminar. the one art post I made a few weeks ago depicted one of them, joven. one of the mcs of the book, will learn that his people are awful oppressors. his outfit ain't final, I just dressed him however for fun since I didn't have any particular uniforms or styles for iluminar at the time.

ajax! I love him too much to get rid of him. one of my previous delinian war gods. delinia's pantheon was a revolving door where gods could retire or be essentially fired by the founders, high gods that don't have the same choice as the others. but anyway he was batshit insane. drank blood, lotta chaos. you gotta have some of those sprinkled in for funsies. surprisingly sane at the meeting table and very sweet with his husband. still eats despite not needing to, a bit of a habit due to still feeling hungry three times a day. normally wears off for gods but he hasn't let it yet.

might bring the aquatica kids back. I already tried once before, but with more species-building experience, I think I could actually do it this time. rip Luca thao though, his original iteration could be coming back and he isn't.

Roma! she's another character from mesahearth, and I absolutely have to find something to do with her. well-read, not afraid of demons. could make her a summoner of a sort?

the glimmer, though they're now the maiza. hated their original concept almost immediately after I made it, and decided to scavenge them for their parts to make the maiza, a tribal forest people currently fighting tooth and nail for their homeland. the iluminar are absolutely false gods to them. their gods give back, but the iluminar keep for themselves. still more parts on that glimmer wreck (shapeshifting, water activated markings) that I could use later in other species/races.

all those dragons I made years ago probably shouldn't go to waste, huh? yuna's probably gonna get her knucklebones used for fortune-telling, though. don't care for her much.

and everything else I've made since the death of my first world has been pretty new, as far as I can tell. I never had a werewolf in any of my past stories, right? /s

[ceciliadreamson]

It’s my time to shine (these are just my personal HCs btw)

Also there’s just a lot of HCs and idk how my followers feel about any of them haha;;; imma put a read more line just in cause some of them are uncomfy

Ace Lesbian Ishmael since a lot of my ships for her are with women haha

I keep switching between Ace Lesbian and Pan for Faust idk which one I’m sticking with

Bi Rodya my beloved

Pansexual Don perhaps?

Lesbian Ryoshu and Outis (but I can see why a lot of people HC the cast as either Bi or Pan!)

I love the trans fem Ryoshu hc btw I’m stealing that

One of my friends ship RodiGreg and hc them T4T and I can’t get that out of my head now

RodiGreg my beloved they’re like the parents of the group haha (I started shipping them after Rodya called Greg darling)

Shall I present RodiDon? (I saw art of them and fell in love with the ship)

Also presenting FaustMael (a friend sent art of them and I saw even more on Tumblr and goodness I loved it instantly)

Btw I haven’t thought about Ryodya but I like their dynamic a lot now that you mention it!!!

HELLO??? OUTFAUSHU??? Also didn’t think about that but I LOVE IT!!! Goodness I need to find more poly ships between the sinners

*Ahem* IshRodiDon no reason in particular I think they’re neat

Also here’s some casual HCs:

Don preferring dogs since they’re cute, energetic, and are the mighty protectors of their owners. Kinda like a knight in a fluffy coat!

I feel like Ishy likes spicy or savory foods after getting used to the food she ate on the Pequod. Anything too sweet gives her headaches (probably gives them to Rodya since she doesn’t mind)

Ik Rodya’s fav food is meat, but her having a sweet tooth makes sense to me. It also goes hand in hand with the Ishy hc above

Ishmael, Faust, and Yi Sang being cat likers since they’re quiet and a little more calm compared to dogs

Karaoke night with LCB would be so fun yet chaotic! One of them (*cough Don and Rodya perhaps*) passing by a karaoke place after being on the bus for who knows how long and convincing the group to try it out. Imagine them singing songs like Bohemian Rhapsody, I Want It That Way, or any One Direction song? Or Dante singing and all that Vergilius and Charon can hear is on beat ticking

You know that one audio that goes “OHHHH F IT’S IN KOREAN??!?!?” Now imagine that it’s Gregor and Sinclair only for Meursault to bust out the Korean

Faust having slightly chilly hands and Don having warm hands

Sinclair not being a fan of alcohol sits right with me. I feel like he’d opt for a soda or sparkling cider to keep the vibe going if the group is out to eat

Yi Sang also doesn’t seem to be a fan of alcohol, but opts for water instead

Don writing poetry since she likes Shakespeare and Yi Sang could possibly help her out sounds fun! She could share it with Yi Sang and Sinclair since they’re her seat mates

If the group was in a regular AU without having to deal with an oppressive system or deal with monsters, I feel like Don would be the type to go to comic and anime conventions. Definitely would have a giant ita bag with pins and keychains she’s collected over the years. If there’s no space, there’s a huge pin board at home that has the rest of her merch

You know that one myth that hair carries memories? Do you think that’s the reason Ishmael keeps her hair hella long? Keeping her hair longer is like keeping the remnants of what happened in her past and new memories of the future

I could think of a lot more but I feel like this is enough haha

GIVE ME YOUR LIMBUS COMPANY HEADCANNONS (I need some to steal for my own mind soup

Heres some of mine to be fair

Ryoshu is trans fem

I kinda alternate yi sang being transmasc and cis?

All of the sinners are at least pan or bi(tbh this is mostly for shipping purposes)

list of my favorite ships:

Ryodya

Outshu

Outfaushu

Dantis

Donmael

Outquixote

Sinsang

Hongsang

Rodigreg

Meurger

Ryoger(mainly a hateship between the chefs.)

[stressghoul]

Copia headcanons huh?? 👀

hiii ghestie, it’s ya boi from the clock app (same name there!) you have revealed my trap card. now i am obligated to bother you-have some mixed hcs:

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• it’s not really hard to tell that the Emeritus family is respectful (to an extent depending from one member to another) & got them good manners. and it’s no surprise Copia is the same, though he’s rather formal in his speech and actions! almost old-fashioned

of course with that comes the awkwardness he exhibits also, which ties into keeping a rather polite air about him

• a lotta people really take Copia to be this oblivious and useless no one, especially when he was still under the position of Cardinal for a while in the church. but having spent so much time unseen and looked down upon developed some rather..suspicious habits and demeanor-

if ever a rumor found its way through the abbey, or you felt you weren’t exactly alone to speak ill or openly of a fellow sibling, many fingers pointed its way to Copia. he’d neither confirm nor deny said allegations although a little white lie might be utilized if need be-, and why you shouldn’t let your guard down around him

• ik the majority of us have seen this man m o v e during rituals, both as Cardinal and Papa. Copia does get rather excited and genuinely likes performing for the most part! however, his activity is almost constant and takes little to no time to stand still or sit for very long (aside from time before, in-between and after songs to give pep talks or speeches and banter with the audience)

it is normal for the Papa to be moving and interact with those who attend a ritual, as providing that connection and welcoming presence is crucial to keep people coming. ..but Copia tries very hard to make sure he is both seen and heard, and is also a reason why he may appear a little disgruntled if a moment is taken away from him or a ghoul (even if of a playful or lighthearted nature) steals a moment from him. and imagine how exhausted and pained he is once the ritual concludes…

• ⤴️ on a more lighthearted note-this is why this man’s thighs are so ✨nice✨ 😌👌

• terrified/very wary of snakes- cats are second though is less wary with them than he is with the danger noodles 🐍

• major sweet tooth. am i projecting a little bit?? perhaps 🤔

• is quite fond of his ghouls, even if sometimes the sentiment may not always be returned or reciprocated (i personally have it hc’ed that, after Terzo was removed as Papa and the ghouls were switched out/replaced, there was clearly some resentment towards Copia and favoritism with Terzo). Copia also treats ghouls, as a whole, respectfully and is fairly knowledgeable of/about them!

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aa das it for now! i rambled a little, but i simply adore Copia as you can see-happy to drop more anytime!! 💕🥺🖤

bestie tysm for these omg i thoroughly enjoyed reading through them ❤️ feel free to send any hc u have my way!!!! 🥰🥰

[lethalrexie]

just saying if you can’t l0se we!ght and you’re complaining it’s just because you’re either not disciplined enough or don’t have enough self control. (unless your life circumstances literally don’t allow it) i’m l0sing about 1!b per day (give or take depending on water intake) due to pretty 8 much factors. SORRY I TALK SO MUCH 😦

1. keep your e@ting window as small as possible aka eat to live don’t live to eat (the r3xie motto 🤪). i’m f@sting minimum 16:8 and i try to extend that. but major thing is don’t beat yourself up if you can’t make it 16hrs and be happy the days you can make it longer!! esp if your just starting out.

2. stay low c@l. i’m trying my best to stay under 500 c@l/day. and consume that how it works for you. if five 100 c@l snacks over 8 hrs work best some days that’s ok. if OMAD works best, great! my mom is a dietitian and i promise, eating a little of each food group (dairy, carb ik scary, protein, veg & fruit) will help your metab which in the long run will help you l0se more weight.

3. don’t do long term fasts. i’d say up to a week with liquids is okay. but long term fasts can lower your metabolism, deplete electrolytes, and sodium, which long term is going to bloat you, keep weight on, and overall make you feel like shit (which could lead to hospitalization)

4. don’t eat refined sugar or refined foods. do literally AS MUCH AS YOU CAN to eat sugar free and whole foods. i have a major sweet tooth so i turn to sugar free jello/pudding, sf caramels, halo top ice cream if i REALLY need it. otherwise i do sweet fruit and veggie based substitutions for carbs. i use cauliflower rice, zucchini noodles, or there’s these great hearts of palm noodles.

5. eat tons of fiber!! i add unflavored benefiber to a lot of my drinks (the flavored ones have added sugar). i honestly could promise you that fiber will help with shedding !bs.

6. drink as much water as you possibly can. yes you can become over-hydrated so add electrolytes or legit just a lil salt to your water here n there. but your body is going to retain water (!bs), and bloat if you are dehydrated.

7. stay distracted! discipline and hunger may hurt now, regret and guilt are going to hurt 50x worse later. get some motivational phrases, tactics, distractions, that work for you and RELY ON THEM. water, i use mio in mine when i’m desperate, gum, diet soda, bubbly water, reading, tv, ANYTHING. i have other reblogs with some good motivational tactics. i also look at th!nspø as well as pics of my own body multiple times per day to keep me on track.

8. exercise if you are mentally & physically able to. i have some other limiting factors which make me unable to go to the gym or get as many steps in as id like. an avg day is 2k-5k steps for me rotting on the couch. i PROMISE like 100% money back guarantee (ik you’re not paying me but istg if there was a r3xie program 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE) your diet is 1,000,000 more important than any exercise you’re going to get in. exercise will help with toning so i try to get some laying ones done on the couch but dude you burn calories just existing. so if you eat lower than that which is 1k-2k (you can look it up it’s your TDEE) you will lose weight. give it time.

essentially there’s many different tactics, routes, strategies whateva to l0sing weïght. do what works best for you and give it time. you will not lose 30!bs overnight. just make sure to take your supplement and stay safe <3 I’m currently taking one called “obvi. BURN” it has collagen in it + a bunch of stuff that’s speeds up metab. idk if it’s actually doing anything for my metab but the collagen is amazing.

***special mention: incorporate foods/drinks that speed up your metab. coffee, green tea, spicy foods (pepper, cayenne pepper), cinnamon, B12 there’s sooo many***

[atherix]

Its that time of the month where I crack out a word doc to write up the essay bc I am having MANY THOUGHTS. MANY. SO MANY OF THEM. THIS IS GONNA BE INCOHERENT AS SHIT

Let’s start here

UM?????????????? UM?????????????????????????? ATHERIX EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK okay so listen. I haven’t thought at all that the Alley was gonna be old as balls until all the essays started pouring in guessing that the alley was old as dirt. Legitimately my damn brain was like “Oh Grian knows Ancient that’s quirky 😊” BUT NOW. THIS COMBINED W MY THEORY THAT THE WATCHERS ADDED TENETS AFTER GRIANS ESCAPE?????????? I AM FUCKING STARING YOU DOWN

My mumbolio jumbo bless him. He’s so protective of Tubbo and I love that for both of them. He’s really embracing both the ‘Coven Leader’ thing and the ‘Step Dad’ deal. I love how right away he notices something is weird w the shadows around them but it takes him so, so long to click the idea of void fog that’s so funny.

GOD THE FACT THAT NOT KNOWING WHERE SCAR AND GRIAN ARE IS DRIVING THEM BOTH UP THE WALL DLFGKSDFG I AM FEELING EMOTIONS ABOUT IT. Mumbo cant find his mates. Tubbo cant find his dads. The fact that Scar’s magic is so fucked up and the connection w the glyph is so bad I am lkshfh. The way you wrote that was incredible. Magical backlash is terrifying to me in this context, however, that’s SCAR. THE CORE TALK. I AM. WITHERING.

AUGH AND THEN THE WAY THE MIMICS PLAY WITH THEM BY LOOKING LIKE SCAR AND GRIAN!!!! I AM WACKING U W A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER!!!! The fact that Tubbo used the fact that they can’t know his real name bc Mumbo doesn’t know it against them is fucking genius I love the smart lamb very much. I am, however, trying to figure out why during the encounter, all mumbo can smell is the musky water. Is it to point out that they aren’t scar and grian bc they don’t smell like his mates?? Is it a general ‘this scent is so cloying and crushing’ bc of the whole reference to still water later on w the Ancient City what is going on here.

G O D Mumbo you’re so cool but blindly shadow walking into a divot on the side of a pillar is. Sir. MUMBO. He’s so cool. He’s so cringefail. This is somehow true simultaneously.

And then this place is so huge im almost mildly terrified that there’s no way they ever find each other and they die down here and the rest of midnight takes place in like. The afterlife. TBH theres a small part of me that thinks all of midnight is just grian’s afterlife. Terrified of you.

AND THEN THE WAY MUMBO CRUSHES THE TUNNEL WITH HIS SHADOWS OH MY GOD HE’S SO COOL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Even if a mimic got in bc they became spiders. He’s still cool. BUT GOD THE MIMIC BEING SCAR AND FUCKING W HIM AND PLAYING ON HIS INSECURITIES I AM SHAKING IT!!!! I love how smart Tubbo is to use fae magic against it, im so grateful scar and tubbo are there even if I wish none of them were in the alley bc like. Fae magic. AND THEN TUBBO AND MUMBO HAVING A MOMENT OF REASSURANCE BC OF WHAT THE MIMIC SAID IM AAAAAAAAAAA. DAD CODED. CHILD CODED BEHAVIOR FROM TUBBO. HE IS SO CHILD BUT ALSO SO ADULT AND MATURE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAA given that you tormented Mumbo with his DEAD DAUGHTER the fact that tubbo is very Coven Child in this is magnificent tbh. Mumbo needs a kid.

‘Everytime dad sees me he smiles’ MY HEART, GOODBYE, I CAN WALK INTO THE VOID NOW A VERY HAPPY PERSON INDEED.

Oh my god and then the warden lullaby coming back up. The way the void fog fights them tooth and nail. And for them to realize because tubbos l;ike ‘haha isn’t this weirdly familiar………..Wait a minute-“ and then ICARIA. I C A R I A. I do not get brownie points bc you and I already knew that I knew that you knew. But. I C A R I A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait hold on. A midnight sun. an eclipsed moon. The fae realm is in this fucking lullaby. THE FAE REALM IS IN THE LULLABY. I REPEAT!!!! I AM NOW PANICKED WHAT THE FUCK IF THE FAE AND THE MIMICS ARE NOT COMPATIBLE BUT THE MIMICS ARE IN A CVAVE WHERE THE WARDEN IN AND THE FAE REALM IS IN THE WARDEN LULLABY EXCUSE ME HOLD ON

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And then I told you this already but the WAY Icaria is revealed is insane because you go from ‘oh this seems kinda bad, they’re getting really close to deep dark stuff, uh oh’ to just this INTENSE fear perpetuated by dramatic irony because we as readers know what Sculk is [which, apparently, the ‘c’ is the official spelling] but Mumbo and Tubbo aren’t so sure. And its just. Oh my god they are in so much danger.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD writing this essay was like pulling the teeth of my executive dysfunction btw but I DID it hello readers this is the only thing I managed to do today. Im gonna go get ice cream now.

Let me just say I thoroughly enjoyed giving you a crisis in the DMs <3

LMAOOO "oh he knows this old dead language that only historians know, quirky!" Oh I love that lmaooo Here y'all have the whole exchange + Stitch's immediate reaction as a treat <3 LMAO

ANYWAY. HAS NO ONE NOTICED. THAT THERE HAS BEEN LITERALLY. NOT. A. SIGN. OF GRIAN BEING CHASED, OR FOLLOWED, OR SOMEONE LOOKING FOR HIM? MANS IS LITERALLY ON THE RUN BUT NO ONE IS SHOWING UP.

Anyway :) Hehehehe-

Look, be fair to Mumbo, he has never been in Void-fog before <3 and also. He's not nearly as well versed in the mythos as Scar and Tubbo are hehe-

GOD YEAH SAME I love them so much. They just want to find them and go hooommeee they have so many regrets about coming here I am so jkfdkjfk AND YEAH Scar's magic. I am going to have so much fun with the magic backlash thing :) Hehehe. IT'LL BE FIIIINE HE'LL BE FIIIINE I'M SURE THE BACKLASH WILL BE FIIIIINE IT'S NOT LIKE THE NEXT FIC IS ABOUT [REDACTED] :)

Look. I love the Mimics. I love creatures where you don't know if you're looking at a person or a monster wearing their face I just hjfdjkfkd. THE ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER WON'T STOP ME HEHEHEHE. Tubbo is a smart boy <3 And Scar and Tubbo are so protective of their true names, Tubbo was confident Scar wouldn't have told even Mumbo his name without Tubbo's consent <3 I love them. Oh. A little bit of both. All he can smell is sculky moldy stale water :) And nothing else really. Can't even trust his own nose :)

Mumbo, blindly shadow walking and IMMEDIATELY showing why blind shadow walking is such a bad idea. If they had landed from the shadow wrong they would have fallen into the lake below :) If they had fallen forwards instead of backwards...... lmaoo :) I love him, he's a wet cat who has fangs every now and then <3

This place is SO huge. SO VERY huge. You would almost think there's no way it could have actually been dug out, right? Oh wait... :) The Ancients knew magic, too :) Look. You know how I feel about the end of Little Hope 😤

LOOK I KNEW FROM THE MOMENT I ESTABLISHED MUMBO'S SHADOWS COULD PHYSICALLY AFFECT THINGS I KNEW I HAD TO HAVE A SCENE OF HIM COLLAPSING A CAVE AND WHEN BETTER THAN IN A TUNNEL WHILE THEY'RE BEING CHASED. He's a smart man <3 Could have crushed himself in the effort but ya know <3 THAT SCENE. It was an epiphany at like 5 am the day before, and I just KNEW it would hit so much harder if the Mimic looked like Scar while saying it hrhjgfdkjgfjk haha <3 OKAY BUT HIM USING THE FAIRY LIGHTS, REALIZING SINCE FAIRY LIGHTS AREN'T ATTACHED TO HIM IT PROBABLY WON'T BACKLASH ONTO HIM JUST ONTO THE MIMIC- he's such a smart kid, if he'd actually thrown a spell at it it probably would have thrown magic back into his staff hhhh :) Tubbo is such a good child. Absolutely nothing can go wrong by Mumbo emotionally adopting this wild and independent child LMAO

Their relationship is so SOFT god I love them I am just. So very <3 I love Midnight!Scar and Tubbo's relationship and I absolutely want more soft moments <3

From the very moment I conceived of this plot, I knew- I wanted Tubbo to sing the lullaby, and I wanted them to slowly realize. Yeah. Yeah, this is. Worrying. Hehe I C A R I A. For those of you curious, Icaria is referencing the Yogscast's Shadow of Israphel, with Icaria being the destination Simon and Lewis were going when the series stopped (discontinued, rip). So yeah <3 I LITERALLY WOKE UP IN A FRENZY AT 4 AM to frantically message Stitch, who was SLEEPING at this time, "OH MY GOD IC A RI A-" and then some other stuff I can't share lmao

SOMEONE FINALLY MENTIONS IT HAHAHAHA I was so hoping someone would notice if I put the chapters with the memory Eclipse and the lullaby next to each other <3 I wrote that entire chapter like "I wonder if anyone will notice" JKFHSKFHSJK Gods I can't wait to get to talking about that :)

[I hate that but I will accept it, once the characters learn its name I shall begin to spell it correctly] So fun fact I did not realize I apparently wrote the Ancient City reveal scene in one of the most horrifying ways I could have, I sent Stitch a message like "someone just said Icaria is terrifying/gonna keep them up tonight" and Stitch just went "UH YEAH BECAUSE IT IS" LMAO But I definitely wanted that "things are slowly getting worse though the characters don't realize it yet" and shift into the slow dawning realization of what's happening and then WHAM ANCIENT CITY and just. <3 I'm so glad it hit right <3 ... Not as much danger as Scar :) (Spoiler alert, you will strangle me for One Specific Scene in the next chapter)

GOD THAT'S A MOOD. Executive Dysfunction my beloathed, it's what's keeping me from answering my old asks jkfdksjkfds <3 But it was a delightful essay thank you <3

[pythiaswine]

[Knock at the Cabin spoilers!!!]

I havent read the book (going to do so now that I've heard some commentary from people who have) and I went to see the movie without knowing a single thing about it AT ALL.

towards the middle and closer to the end I was HOPING and PRAYING it'd be ambiguous, like a we-don't-really-know-who's-right sort of a thing, I wanted to see them struggle with (no matter the outcome) not knowing whether they could have or if they truly had prevented the apocalypse. I wanted them to question whether four people plus all those involved in the global disasters died in vain.

the middle of the movie SO PERFECTLY made me doubt and made it clear the characters were very well doubting. You're in a fucking echo chamber! Online message board? You are feeding off of each other. A rage-filled bigot, a beefy bartender, a devoutly religious nurse, and an impressionable line cook all creating a false narrative to justify breaking and entering and cult-suiciding! Can't you see how crazy this is? There's no cell service out here and you cut the phone lines on purpose. You planned ahead. The TV isn't live, you're checking your watch obsessively, you're "predicting" a pre-recorded news story.

ALL THAT, just for the apocalypse to unequivocally be real? the only ambiguity left is WHY???? And don't you dare tell me Andrew would shoot Eric, even if he begged him to. Even if the sky was fucking falling. If it's not real, how could he live with himself? If it's a real scorched earth, fuck it, we deserve to live. Sorry, I'm much more of an Andrew. I'm atheist and never in a million years would I believe the horsemen weren't just insane suicidal cultists who met on r/apocalypse. To have that be the case, undeniable to both the viewer and the characters who make the ultimate decision, it feels like the set-up of the entire movie has crumbled! It's all for nothing!

Don't get me wrong, I loved it. I loved what it was set up to be and as disappointed as I am in the ending, it made me cry and laugh and ik there is some sense of valor in sacrificing yourself bc you believe it will make the life of your child better, even if Eric didn't care about the rest of the world. And the No, kill me. Please. Kill me instead. True love right there. Again, both for the partner and the child. But come ON! if I'm going to be unhappy by the end of the film, I want to at least doubt the validity of the events.

And no, seriously, I don't think I CAN get over Eric making the decision he did or Andrew agreeing to it. Sorry, I'm dragging my partner out of there and fighting tooth and nail for them to stop asking me to do something so stupid like choosing to kill them to save the world. bullshit.

I need to read the book because OP's description of it is 100% what I was thinking by the end. WHY WOULD A LOVING GOD MAKE THEM CHOOSE? FUCK THE WORLD. but idk i'm an idealist like that. also would never be able to kill my partner and on that note, I wouldn't give my own life to "prevent" an "apocalypse." on so many levels. even if I knew it was real. nah. guess that means I'm built different.

okay, here's the other thing. sacrificing to save all of humanity isn't something that really happens. "sacrifice" is a relative term that comes subsequent to shitty events to justify, soothe, or deify what was lost. nobody should have to sacrifice their own LIFE, not truly, and the false narrative that sacrifice is good is as old as the oldest armies fighting for land or the earliest iterations of later-worshipped religious prophets and believers sacrificing themselves for their beliefs. To be clear, I'm not trying to say people who've laid down their lives shouldn't be remembered for their noble causes, rather that the fact that people die to fight on one side of history or the other is insane. this is very closely related to the queer allegory written into the Cabin story. Theism vs. atheism. Do we sacrifice for what they say is good? Are we supposed to lay down our lives for old-testament punishment? WHAT KIND OF A GOD WOULD MAKE US SUFFER LIKE THIS? Is there even a god? are they telling the truth? Do we sacrifice loving one another to comply to their beliefs? Do we sacrifice our fucking LIVES for a world that hates US, that would see us die for them?

It's bullshit. even though i loved the actors and appreciated the idea of the story. I'm gonna go read the book.

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Mikaelsons Black History Month

First off, I’m starting by saying that even though it is no longer Black history month it will always be melanin everyday and black people every day. And everything else under the sun, and if you don’t like it then the exit is to your left. Everything you own in the box to the left

Being part of the Mikaelsons is very fickle business and be some bs. Like really, you’re here with supernatural beings who are over 1000 years old. Who have traveled the world, gained endless knowledge, seen a lot of bloodshed, but you know what they haven’t seen? Their token human (black ofc) being ignant for black history month, I mean who even fully celebrates? How does one even celebrate?

Granted, they’re not racist. But with the writing Julie Pleck did she was playing honestly. That was the worst writing I've ever seen since who knows when. Maybe the nine lives of Chloe king or something? But in my originals universe they were probably racist in the beginning to an extent then grew out of it.

Anyways, they never met someone who celebrated until they met you!

Now repeat after me: I’m black y’all, and I’m black y’all. And I’m black and black and black y’all! FYM

Now…. picture this: A moderately quiet day in the Mikaelson household. Kol is minding his business for once, Rebekah is trying to find the perfect pics for her next instagram post, Elijah is enjoying a good read, and Klaus is organizing his art materials. But then here comes you, the human, opening the door and walking right in like you pay bills (none of them do but you get the picture) in the midst of the most deadly people. Walking in and greeting everyone, walking in with the most hotep, Dr. Umar bullshit getup they ever seen. Coming to America headass.

They recognize your footsteps from a mile away, so when you walk into the kitchen and no one really looks up at first it’ll be a sight to see a whole ass pelted lion on your back. The kente cloth hat (no idea the actual name for it, sorry babes), a saber tooth necklace (for my mans T’Challa), and the red stiletto nails with the afro out here banging.

SHEEEEEEEEESH

Once Elijah is done with his page he looks up to greet you, but then stops… Bitch, fuck is you wearing? This was worlds away from the sweats, and skinny jeans you wore on the daily.

“Greetings Y/N you look…. Fashionable.” Mans didn’t know what to say. Did he miss something about your Africna roots? Was there a holiday he hadn’t heard of, doubt it, but what else was there?

“Thank you Elijah.” You fluff out your lion pelt for added effect, if there was ever going to be one time you outdo the Mikaelsons’ especially Elijah in being dramatic with a coat or cloak of somesort, it would be now.

At this point the Kol and Rebekah have already looked up and were confused. Why are you dressed like that?

Kol is the first one to speak up “Darling, Rebekah likes a fashion show more than anyone, but why do you have a lion… on your shoulder.”

Lifting up your large ass shades you supplied an answer: “Black History Month”

They all looked at each other… they didn’t get it. Like they know what it is, but never actually understood how to celebrate and all that nor did they ever actually give it mind. When you saw that they weren’t making a connection, you started phase 1.

“Alexa, you know what to do.”

And there goes their manor playing: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA I’M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA

LMFAOOOOO you got the white people shook. Klaus just dropped one of his expensive ass bottles of art sealants and is vamp speeding to the kitchen to figure out what the hell is going on. Elijah having a mid century crisis on how tf they even found you and deemed you worthy of being in their presence so casually. Kol is having fun in the back, still laughing at your get up. And Rebekah wishes she went to the mall instead, she wanted a girl bestie and got you instead rip

“WHAT IN BLAZES- Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DO- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING! ALEXA STOP THE MUSIC-” And the big bad wolf has arrived. You put your finger to Klaus’ lips which stuns him bc… you’re still HOOOMAN like damn, death wish much? And you look this man, straight in his mit and say “Looks at, look at me” and pause for dramatic affect, “I am the captain now”

Room silent as hell till Kol starts cackling

You’ve made Dr. Umar proud, the ancestors are shining on you once again

With that you lead into a whole speech about the black struggle and black history month, bottom line: REPARATIONS. Because being the only nigga in the Mikaelsons (we don’t claim Marcel) is exhausting, white people shit everyday that you complain about in their faces

TBH at this point they’re indulging you in this escapade.

First victim is Elijah, you ask for his wallet. He gives you a look, I mean he does technically give you what you want and whatever (when y’all dating, refer back to my dating Elijah post), so he ask you why. Reparations sis why, but then you stop yourself. This man gives you his wallet every other day, half the time you not even asking. What could you rob this man of…. Ah. You ask him for the deed of one of his estates in Prague, why? Because you bitches can’t even spell Prague. And under section S line 45 subsection Y it does state that estates are eligible for reparations. Fuck 40 acres and a mule, you got 300 acres, some stallions in the back, a quite possibly haunted mansion, and a heavy dicked (yeah I said it, a sis been trying to reality shift) original who will turn you out by the end of the day and the end of the month…. Wait till women's history month boo

We know his pockets figgity fat, and it would be figgity wack to not get some

Ngl you take Kol with you so he can buy you food. Granted, he knows what you’re doing, but if he’s going to spend money on anything it will be thawed and it will be music. However, one thing leads to another and you’re both at Wal-Mart waiting to find a parking spot. You stole one off a white minivan trying to move in. Not thinking anything of it because who in this small ass Mystic Falls ass, clown ass town really about it? Apparently Karen.

But you know who else what about it? Kol (tbh mans had nothing but time, and he claims you so why tf not.) he out here NY stomping on her and coming at her for badly glued extensions. Cheap ass bitch, ain’t even blend in correctly.

After that Kol and you left with some groceries, a new story to tell, and a chopped cheese.

With Klaus, he frfr wasn’t finna do shit. Being ordered my a human? Lmfao, go find another simp sis. But… once you suggest that his art skills may not be up to par on what you have in mind as a new family room piece for your house he’s all ears. He knows what you’re doing, but… he still wants to prove you wrong. But anyways, you give him a theme… reverse racism. IK y’all, it’s not a thing, but mans has ideas. And he outdoes himself. That and the recreation of the moorish chief bc that man...mmmmm that man was giving.

Ok so Google wanna hoe me, but there was a painting of a black man in a kkk cloak and behind him were white people being hung from a tree. Say what you want, but that photo was fire. If any of you seen it please share it below.

Anyways

Rebekah tbh wants no part in this, but I feel like she’d gave when you ask her to give you all the finest dresses bc it’s an excuse to exhaust Klaus’ money.

Through the month you give the Mikaelsons a run for their money, and maybe sanity. Klaus is in the back trying to research who tf Dr. Umar is and why is he your inspiration

They had to pull you back when the sheriff asked you for your ID. You ask why you needed white man paperwork!

You are pleasing the spirits, what bonnie could never do lmfaooooo. The powers of you enemies aren’t prospering this month nor next month.

You’re not poor this month, anything you poor of is pouring a little more (bars nigga)

LMFAOOOO imaging asking the fam to go to paris, like, they not invited it’s a self trip funded my the Mikaelson Y/N Trust Fund of Public Decency ™

Klaus would be the first one to speak because this man is TIRED, “Love, why do you need a trip to paris? What’s in Paris?”

Knowing better, you look to Kol to answer the question, “I don’t know, Kol, who’s in Paris?” Niggas b. Niggas in paris…. Lemme chill

LMFAOOO enjoy

[sscarchiyo]

dating them

paring: homare x gn!reder

type: headcanons

genre: fluff

warnings: none

🖇a/n: i rlly wanna know more about her titan :)) hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3

Head.over.heals for youuuuu

The two of you met during mudano’s training game, where you were assigned as partners. she'd misheard and assumed she was assigned to shiki and jin's group. when she was talking to shiki everything was ok, until when she said hi to jin and he didn't respond; so she started crying

while that was going down, you were looking for homare, the moment you heard crying somehow you knew it was her. once you got there all you heard was "YOU MADE HER CRY! DIE!", to which you knew belonged to shiki. so the culprit must've been jin. without any hesitation you socked him in the face, pretty hard i might add. sent him straight to the ground

he would've tried to attack you, but honestly speaking? how could he when you looked at him with that scary face. "make my partner cry again...i'll give you a wedgie so far up your ass, that they'll need tweezers to get em out", you warned. when you turned around shiki and homare looked at you like "😦" and you were like "😅". congratulations, shiki is now your best friend and homare practically adores you not that she'd ever mention that

after that incident; jin gives you death stares, in which you always return. shiki always wants to hang out with you and homare? well she avoided you at first, you assumed you had scared her away. she actually wanted to thank you, but she was too shy to make conversation so she thought she could bake some cupcakes, as a way to say thank you instead.

you definitely asked her out first, she wanted to do it first but chickened out. She kept bowing and thanking you for accepting her, until you grabbed her shoulders and made her look you dead in the eyes. “You’re my girlfriend now, that comes with many perks. but the best perk is that I'll love you with all my heart and I won't make you doubt it for a second. So stop bowing and crying already”. Good job y/n, now she’s crying even harder :/

if there's one thing you’ve noticed is that homare loves physical affection, it doesn’t matter what it is just as long as she can feel some sort of friction. although another thing you’ve realized is that she needs words of affirmation. So any chance you get you’re hyping her up, even for the smallest things. She’s throwing out the trash? “WOO, THAT'S MY GIRL. TAKING OUT THE TRASH LIKE A CHAMP”. She’s baked something new? “DAMN GIRL, YOU’VE GOT MAGIC HANDS. NOT EVEN GORDON RAMSAY COULD MAKE SOMETHING THIS GOOD”. She appreciates it, she really does but most of the time her face gets a deep red and she’s shying away from any human eyes. Even during training you're cheering her on the simplest thing. She managed to keep her titan sister in check? “HOMARE MY LOVE, YOU’VE SAVED THE HUMAN RACE”. Que jin telling you to shut up, now the both of you are brawling while shiki is recording

She likes to do your hair, whether it’s short or long, hell even if you’re bald she’ll buy you wigs to style. Homare has those cute jewelry boxes with all sorts of hair accessories she uses on you. She also made you a charm bracelet and said it was good luck.

yall go on picnic dates, walks, or the park together. she also has a sweet tooth. when you found out, every time you're in the city you'd bring her back something tasty

homare loves to bake, so in her free time she bakes all sorts of treats. anything you want? she'll make it. even if she doesn't know how, she'll figure it out

without a doubt in my mind, ik for a fact her handwriting is amazing. so i think she'd write you letters and slip them under your door instead of texting. Even then if she wants to get a hold of you, you’ll use the can + string tactic and surprisingly it works. Sometimes the both of you will stay up late talking through your ‘phones’

homare is warm, im talking portable heater warm and what does that mean? She’s the perfect cuddle buddy, yes yes. there is no denying it, she loves to be cuddled. Although she’ll never mention it to you. So the moment you’re approaching her for cuddles, get comfy cuz she won't get off any time soon.

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