#om purgatory hall

[nocreativityfornames]

Solomon: As a human--

Lucifer: *scoffs* Human?

Mammon: I don't think you count as a human anymore, dude.

MC: Stop!

Satan: Huh?

MC: Stop saying Sol isn't human. 😑

Asmo: Hun, come on. He's an incredibly powerful sorcerer who's immortal and has 72 demons under his control--

MC: My ancestor was a fallen angel.

Belphie: How does that--

MC: When I went to the Celestial Realm in the past you guys couldn't tell that I wasn't an angel. And when I went back in time in the Devildom you idiots didn't even consider the fact that I could've not been a demon.

Levi: Uh--

MC: Whenever we get in some sort of trouble and end up cursed or hit a weird spell it rarely ever affects me even though the magic works on everyone else: demon, human, or angel.

Mammon: Okay, that's a good point but--

MC: When I first got here Lou put a spell in the attic so a human wouldn't be able to see Belphie even if they got up there. I went to the attic and I was still able to see him.

Everyone: ...

MC: 😑

MC: If you wanna dismiss Solomon's humanity because he's "unusual" compared to the average human, you'll have to dismiss mine too.

Beel: I think MC is right here...

MC: Thank you, BB.

MC: Now c'mon Old Magic Man, let's go. *grabs Sol and leaves*

Everyone: ...

Satan: ...MC has become rather protective over Solomon ever since they came back, huh?

Lucifer: Yes, they have...

Mammon: I don't like that.

Asmo: Well, I think it's sweet.

Levi: Guys, I think we're focusing on the wrong thing here--

[nocreativityfornames]

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THISSS

Like, in the OG Barb talks fondly of Solomon and with respect, but now they're back to the original timeline and he's pissed like we're still in the past?

I'm giving the writers the benefit of the doubt and saying that it's just because he has too cook with Solomon in this lesson (poor Barb, man is stressing) but if this continues then it's just strange

What is Barbatos so pissed about😭? In the original timeline he's relatively friendly with Solomon?

[tsukii0002]

Mc: Can anyone tell me three things that can kill a human?

Simeon: A blow too hard.

Solomon: The bite of a black widow.

Luke: Oh, and, and…. Almost any strong poison!!!

Mc: *grinning* That's it!!!!

All three of them look proud.

Mc: So, whose idea was it to bring me to a poisonous animal reserve on the edge of a cliff!!?????

Simeon and Luke: *looking sideways at Solomon*

Solomon: So *looking indignant*, the brothers can take you anywhere that puts your life on the line and I'm the bad guy for doing the same?????

Mc: Solomon, it isn't this a competition to see who can take me to the deadliest place?!!!! I like our afternoons of puzzles in Purgatory hall, you know?

Luke: *sighing* I told you it was a bad idea.

Simeon: Ha, ha, ha *understands Solomon deep down* but it was his turn to choose plan with Mc.

Solomon: And don't you think that with three angels and the best sorcerer you'll be more than safe? Am I right or not?

Raphael: Don't get me involved, I suggested a farm school to pet the donkeys.

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Solomon just wanted to impress Mc using the same tactics as the brothers, it doesn't work like that Solomon, you have your own charm and your own way of putting Mc in danger that no one else can replicate 😉.

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[shootingstarrfish]

well. he sure tried (maybe)

[ephie-om]

Based on a conversation from the OM gift exchange server thank you guys for the idea xo

Day 11: Simeon

Simeon was an angel, which meant he embodied all the seven divine virtues as best as he could. But he was not perfect. Sometimes, even an angel loses patience. Especially when that angel is in the Devildom surrounded by demons, an insane sorcerer, and a small child.

He had woken up early in the morning to pack a healthy lunch for Luke and finish up laundry from the night before. He tried to operate the coffee maker for a few minutes, doing his best to remember Solomon’s instructions on which buttons to push, but to no avail. He gave up and decided he would have to do without it. Luke’s lunch box was packed and he went to check on the laundry, only to find that Solomon had forgotten to start the dryer last night like he had asked. He blamed himself internally for not checking on it before he went to bed, but was it so hard for the sorcerer to flip a switch?

He started the dryer and trudged back to the kitchen. Luke was awake, judging by the sounds from down the hall. Simeon threw together a bowl of cereal just in time for the little angel to meander out of his bedroom. Luke took a seat and began eating wordlessly, which irked Simeon maybe a bit more than it should have. Rummaging through the cupboards, he found little else for breakfast besides a Devildom protein bar behind a few boxes and decided that would have to do. He unwrapped it and bit- oh, for the love of light. Why was it spicy?

He slipped the bar into the trash can as Luke pushed his empty bowl away from him and hopped down from his chair. “Make sure you put your bowl in the sink, please.” Luke made a very impolite face at him and set down his bowl with a loud clunk in the sink. Simeon was going to need everything he had to make it through today.

He sent a surly Luke off to school, one battle won for the day. The dishes piling up in the sink drew his attention next. With a labored sigh he rolled up his sleeves and got to work.

Solomon trundled down the stairs lazily around an hour later, just as Simeon was wiping out the empty sink. He yawned, filling the kitchen with bad breath, and picked up the empty coffee pot. He looked at Simeon, confused. “There’s no coffee.”

“You’re very observant,” the angel replied coolly.

“I thought you knew how to use the coffee maker.”

“Well, I’m sorry. I must have forgotten.”

Solomon grunted, annoyed, and set the pot back in its holder. “Is there breakfast?”

“There’s eggs in the refrigerator.”

“You’re always pushing me out of the kitchen. I thought you’d make me some.”

“I would have, if you had gotten up at a reasonable time.”

Solomon huffed. “I’ll just go get something at a cafe.”

Simeon kept his back turned as the sorcerer left, slamming the door with more force than needed. He rubbed the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache coming on quickly. When did those two get so utterly frustrating? He hoped they would be a little more cheerful when they got back home.

He needed to get out of the house. He quickly jotted down a list, grabbed his stash of reusable bags, and started his walk to the grocery store. The fresh air lifted his spirits, and he found a gentle smile back on his face as he entered the store. That is, until he spotted two very familiar faces in the candy aisle. He crept up slowly to hear the conversation. “You won’t get in trouble,” Solomon reassured a worried Luke. “Nobody will find out we skipped class.”

Simeon cleared his throat. “Someone might find out.”

The two jumped at the sound of his voice, fear on their faces. Simeon took the chocolate bar from Luke’s hand and set it back on the shelf. “Let’s go.” They followed him silently, through the doors and outside near the cart park. Simeon weighed his options in his mind, and decided that reputation be damned, he would not wait until they got home.

“Luke, sit here. Solomon, you too.” The two traded looks as they sat on the curb. Simeon breathed in deeply, trying to keep his composure.

“I have tried all morning to be courteous to the both of you. I’ve been polite even though I woke up well before either of you to make your lives a little easier. And what have I gotten in return? Snide looks, rude words, and both of you ditching class from a school that a PRINCE accepted you into. Do either of you have a care for just how hard the people around you work to make you comfortable? Or are you just resigned to the fact that things will get done for you? Well, they won’t get done for you any more. Not until you can learn to have some respect for those that work hard every day. You can figure out your own breakfasts until I see something start to change.” Simeon turned around sharply and stalked off, leaving them in shock behind him.

Solomon and Luke looked at each other, stunned. They sat there for a moment in silence, processing.

Solomon was the first to speak. “Is it just me, or did he really…” he trailed off, looking for support from the angel. Luke nodded sagely. “He really looked like Lucifer just now.”

[nocreativityfornames]

Now, I agree that Solomon would most likely win this fight. I mean, the fucker ( affectionate ) is immortal and has pacts with 72 different demons, with one of them being Asmo, Lucifer's brother who he can't at all fight against for purely "I'd rather have someone tear my every limb 9281 times over than see my family harmed" type of reasons coming from Mr. I'll sacrifice myself to protect my loved ones in a heartbeat over here.

However!! I gotta come to Lucifer's defense here because some people are using S3's "Tiny!Lucifer arc" ( specifically lesson 47 ) as an argument to say that he'd easily lose to Solomon, which I don't really get because the reason Solomon was able to "overpower" Lucifer during that lesson was literally because Lucifer let him??

Like, the game couldn't have made it any clearer.

I mean, what happens is that Solomon puts a binding spell on Lucifer, which makes him pissed so he goes full demon form. And then Beel transforms as well because y'know, "protect the family" instincts, and Lucifer's response is:

Look at that annoying ass smirk, does this look like a man who's being overpowered by anything??

And then he says:

He knows this isn't anything he can't take, he fully has the power to break the spell. But you know why he doesn't?

Man looked fully ready to jump Solomon, but then MC's name is mentioned and poof, he stops.

Right, that's what he came here for, to help MC with their Sorcerer Exams. So he chooses to let it happen, for MC's sake, because he wants them to pass these exams and become a full-fledged sorcerer.

And so Lucifer leaves his demon form and lets Solomon turn him tiny!

( and Magnus ((my mc)) thanks Lucifer by laughing at his tiny self, of course, because annoying his grumpy ass is one of their favorite pass times ((they love him, don't worry)) )

Little bonus ( Simeon learning about what happened ):

!!!

Man doesn't even try to deny it, he just tells Simeon to shut up because can't bring himself to admit it in front of everyone. But yeah, dude cares so much about his chaotic mess of pact mate that he'll let himself look stupid and weak in front of others as long as it makes them happy/helps them somehow.

[rainiishowers]

Dateables (+Luke!) Dancing With MC

A/N: I love this idea sm y’all don’t even know. Same format as before :3

Scenario: Everyone is at a ball at the castle, and this is how I imagine each of the dateables (+ Luke) would ask MC to a dance.

Brothers Ver.

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Diavolo

One of the things the prince wanted to do at this ball was to dance with MC. He’s very clear about this when he walks up to MC and asks to dance, holding out his hand with a smile on his face. He ignores the people giving them looks as they glide across the dance floor. He’s definitely aware of them, but wants to focus on MC. Years of practicing ballroom dancing paid off as he expertly and gracefully dances with the human. He isn’t nearly as dramatic as Asmo and Satan, but there are some spins here and there, and even some improvised dance moves. Will thank MC for dancing with him after, and if they don’t excuse themselves, he would ask if they want to stay by his side for a bit longer.

Barbatos

With Diavolo’s nagging encouragement, he politely goes to ask MC to dance. He’s very gentlemanly about it and starts the dance off with a bow. He is one of the best at dancing, having taught Diavolo it when the prince was younger. It is one of his many skills. Barbatos will gently corrects MC if they were to ever mess up, it’s kinda like a lesson in itself if they don’t know how to dance well, if at all. After it ends, he’ll end it with another bow and be on his way. His face remains neutral but Diavolo could tell he got some joy out of it.

Simeon

Like Satan, he is determined to be the first one MC dances with, although will settle for second or third. He initiates a conversation first before mentioning how nice everyone looks while dancing, which allows him to ask if they want to dance with him. He’ll be very happy when they say yes but will quickly compose himself. Simeon’s dancing is a bit rusty, so the angel might step on their toes once or twice before quickly getting into a rhythm, obviously being very apologetic and embarrassed about it. After the dance, he’s in a good mood for the rest of the night.

Solomon

Solomon will probably, shamelessly, interrupt a conversation that MC is having, especially if it’s with one of the brothers. That or he’ll insert himself in if the conversation interests him. Either way, he asks if they want to dance with him and quickly goes to the ballroom floor when they say yes. Wanting to have fun with it yet still make sure the dance is good, while dancing the waltz or whatever dance they are doing, he throws in some moves that he happens to remember from ye olden times, as well as other improvised dance moves. After the dance, he says his thanks with a kiss on their hand, smirking while looking up to see their reaction. If MC shows any interest in the dance moves from the old days, Solomon says he’ll happily set some time away to teach them

Luke

He might be a bit embarrassed to ask MC to a dance, but with Solomon and Simeon’s encouragement, he tugs on their outfit and quietly asks if they wanna dance with him. He’s pleasantly surprised when they say yes and has a big smile on his face. The dancing isn’t really graceful at the beginning but it turns out to be an improvised dance, with a few more silly dance moves thrown in. It’s absolutely adorable seeing these two dancing and he’ll ramble about it all to Simeon and Solomon later back at Purgatory Hall.

[starlit-bun]

(Belated) Day 3: Knife, a messy doodle

I like to imagine Solomon isn't allowed to cook, but bothers MC enough that they let him slice any fruits and veggies needed <3

[nocreativityfornames]

I'm sorry, but it's literally Luke.

And I'm not even talking about the silly teasing, this poor kid was raised in a post-war world where many people died, and he was looked after by two angels ( Simeon & Michael ) who were very personally affected by said war due to the fact that they were so close to Lucifer and his siblings.

So we have "there was a war right before I was born and the entire realm was still dealing with the aftermath of it while I was growing up" + "said war was caused by my two guardians' brothers, and led by someone who before was admired by the entire realm" + "my two guardians still deeply miss those brothers but I can't comprehend why because I'm a child and they are TRAITORS" + "I was thrown into a realm I've never been in, where demons want to hurt me AND I was made to study in the same school as those traitors who hurt my loved ones so much both in the past and the present"

And like...even if Barbatos has some tragic ass backstory, he currently seems fine? Like, man happily lives in a castle with his adopted son, he's satisfied with his job, and he's definitely not in the same situation he used to be.

Also what Luke went through in S4????

((((((Spoilers ahead‼️))))))

Poor boy found out that his beloved father/parent figure, who raised him ever since he was a baby, is now a human. A simple mortal, who's now in a much more vulnerable situation and needs to be protected by everyone around him.

And all because Simeon dared to save Lucifer.

Because of that, he was punished with the curse of mortality, by the same people Luke so vehemently trusted to be good and believed in.

This child's entire world view is literally crushing down on him.

So yes, Luke suffers the most. Definitely. 😶

please rb after voting :D

[sheepamongdemons]

Hey, Solmare, what Is it with Simeon constantly saying he's Luke's grandpa? Why that dynamic?

[nocreativityfornames]

EXCUSE ME???

[comforthouse]

[Purgatory hall n' mc! ]

Prompt: What if mc was hit with a flirtatious spell?

Mc: *shows solomon something dangerous*

Solomon: oh my god mc where did you get that from?!

Mc: when i fell.

Solomon: you fell? Wh-

Mc: -for you.

[devildomwriter]

Under the Mistletoe | Raphael x Reader

1.2k+ words | GN! Reader | Romance, Comedy | CW: none, just a very oblivious angel

Summary: Raphael doesn’t seem to understand the tradition of mistletoe and Solomon and the hallmark channel are making it more confusing.

At this point, it was a battle of will. By that you meant ‘Will this oblivious angel even understand?’

Even Luke had noticed by now that there was an odd amount of mistletoe placed around Purgatory Hall and he kept giving weird looks to Solomon who kept insisting it was not him.

Simeon chuckled as he knew the truth. You were desperately hoping to kiss Raphael even just a small peck, but he was blind to any kind of affectionate moves and flirtations. You’d once called him cute directly to his face and he thought you were describing the Devildom and called you odd.

It was a potentially fruitless effort to get him to understand why you were putting up so much mistletoe. He saw you doing it again today as he sat there eating what was supposed to be a sandwich that Solomon had concocted for him.

He watched you nonchalantly, his spear at his side as he’d just come back from some kind of work. This time you stuck a bushel of holly on the corner of the living room wall right before the hallway leading to his room. The next dozen would be placed around his door and if he’d let you in, his room.

“That’s a lot,” he commented after finishing the sandwich and you sighed to yourself. As you took a step down the ladder your ankle twisted slightly and you fell back. Before you could even gasp, Raphael had his arms around you, catching your fall.

You stayed there for a moment shocked at how quickly that’d all happened when you grinned up at Raphael.

“Raphael! Look, we’re under the mistletoe!”

He blinked. “Of course we are…you put it everywhere.” He said as if this were the most obvious thing in the world. You sighed exasperatedly and sat up.

You heard Solomon laughing in the kitchen and glared in the general direction.

“Better luck next time,” Simeon said sweetly though he was glad it hadn’t worked.

Most people were very confused about your affection and general attraction to a stern angel like Raphael with unyielding convictions contrasting many of yours. But you couldn’t help it. He had the cutest smile he rarely showed, a voice that lived up to the description ‘angelic’, he was very protective of you and his loved ones, wanted what was best for everyone, and was very clearly lonely and lacking in enough socialization. One reason he did not seem to understand the human tradition of kissing under the mistletoe.

You began losing hope, wondering if he knew what it meant but avoided partaking in a commercialized aspect of a holiday that meant so much to him.

You nonetheless continued and knocked on the door of Purgatory Hall the next evening again.

Raphael looked out through the peephole and let you in, his slightly reddened face betrayed his efforts to hide anything was wrong.

You placed the mistletoe on the table again and Raphael walked past you to the couch where Hallmark movies were playing. This should have been the second sign something was different from yesterday.

“Hey, Raphael?” You called and he flinched and looked up immediately.

“Yes?”

“Can I put some of these in your room?”

He blushed furiously and looked away, “my room?”

You nodded and it dawned on you he was avoiding your eyes more than usual. You frowned and took off your coat placing it on the back of your chair.

“Raphael…what’s wrong?” You asked sweetly and he turned away to hide his expressions.

“Have you…never mind…” he immediately gave up and you shook your head.

“You can tell me anything, Raphael.” You assured and he was quiet for a long time but when you didn’t budge from your spot he relaxed and nodded.

“Are you…trying to set up Solomon and I?”

You froze. This dumass was more oblivious than you thought.

You heard loud cackling from Solomon’s room and Raphael turned red and clutched his spear ready to throw it at the door.

“What?” You said completely dumbfounded as you stared at him in shock.

He collected himself for a more serious conversation and began to explain himself. “I recently learned of the human tradition to kiss under the mistletoe.”

You nodded wondering how him finally learned the truth had gone so wrong.

“You set it up everywhere in our home and then immediately leave after Solomon begins laughing…This must be a signal for you to leave after prepping the area.” He said determinedly and you planted your face in your hands.

Solomon kept laughing so Raphael grabbed your arm. “Don’t go. Please take the mistletoe down. I’m not sure what Solomon has said to you but I do not have an interest in him, only his cooking.”

This situation was so absurd you finally broke down laughing, clutching your stomach as you fell onto your side, head in his hap.

Raphael let go of you and blushed. He had no idea what to do. He was feeling humiliated as he may have jumped to conclusions. Perhaps you just really liked mistletoe. Now you were in tears on his lap, a situation he’d never found himself in and so he sat there, his embarrassment growing until he had had enough.

“That’s enough. I deserve an answer. You’ve been doing this for weeks now.”

You wiped the tears from your eyes and poured yourself a glass of water asking him to wait as you calmed yourself down.

Finally, you turned around to Raphael, leaning against the counter, pink in the face as you decided the only way he’d get it through his head is if you explained it to him.

“Solomon is laughing because I keep failing.”

“At…hanging mistletoe? You did fall a few times…” he noted, his shoulders instantly relaxed as he now knew he was not part of some hallmark movie plot to set him up with Solomon.

You shook your head. “Raphael, how many times were we under the mistletoe at the same time?” You asked him to recall and he thought about it.

“…every time?” He said but it still didn’t click.

How could someone observant enough to be the best hitman in the celestial realm be so blind to this?

“Raphael…” you sighed and gave him a dumbfounded look. “I’ve been failing to get you to kiss me.”

Having it finally spelled it out, Raphael was very quiet and very still for what felt like minutes but was probably a few moments.

Then Raphael did something you’d never seen the proud angel do before. He hid his face in his hands and remained that way for what was minutes.

Luke and Simeon came into the living room to check up on him and Simeon offered you another glass of water which you drank as you became anxious this was a clear rejection.

Finally, Raphael sat up straight, face as expressionless as usual, and got up from the couch with his spear in hand. He disappeared around the corner and your heart fell. You thought you’d fall over as tears pricked the corners of your eyes when Raphael reappeared with a single leaf of mistletoe he’d ripped off a wall somewhere.

Now he blushed and looked away from you. You blinked in surprise trying not to get your hopes up but you ran up to him and hugged him. He stuck the leaf onto the end of the spear which reached above you both and he looked down at you, pink visible in his cheeks.

You looked up at him and closed your eyes. He stared at your freshly glossed lips and closing his eyes too he bent down and you finally felt the kiss of your angel’s lips.

[tsukii0002]

Luke and MC are having a movie night in the living room of the House of Lamentations, when they hear noises.

Luke: *hugging Mc* What was that??!

Mc: Oh, don't worry, it's the time when the middle and left head of Cerberus are fighting with the right head.

Luke: Oh… What is that????!!!!

Mc: *laughing* Levi bought a new game *looking at the clock* he should be on the hardest level.

Luke: Okay… He, he What- what's that noise??!!!!!

Mc: *looking down at the ground* A giant spider, they've been making their way around lately, Lucifer is really pissed off.

Luke: What *about to cry* What was that?

Mc: Oh, it's just Beel *pointing to the ceiling* hi Beel.

Beel: *hooked upside down to the ceiling* Hi Mc, hi Luke.

Mc: *whispering* It's one of his nighttime snack.

Luke: *shivering* I think next time we'll go to Purgatory hall.

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[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

I've been thinking about this for a long time, finally doodled it.

(I knowww Solomon probably wouldn't

1. curse in front of Luke

or 2. call Simeon a bitch

but I wanna witness less vanilla purgatory hall-gang shenanigans, and goshdarnit, i'll make it myself if i have to!)

[sheepthatgobaa]

I would like the dump all the simeon and luke art on you (mainly did these two so I can avoid drawing Raphael (WHY ARE THE PRETTIEST DESIGNS THE HARDEST DESIGNS))