#om purgatory hall

[nocreativityfornames]

Solomon: As a human--

Lucifer: *scoffs* Human?

Mammon: I don't think you count as a human anymore, dude.

MC: Stop!

Satan: Huh?

MC: Stop saying Sol isn't human. 😑

Asmo: Hun, come on. He's an incredibly powerful sorcerer who's immortal and has 72 demons under his control--

MC: My ancestor was a fallen angel.

Belphie: How does that--

MC: When I went to the Celestial Realm in the past you guys couldn't tell that I wasn't an angel. And when I went back in time in the Devildom you idiots didn't even consider the fact that I could've not been a demon.

Levi: Uh--

MC: Whenever we get in some sort of trouble and end up cursed or hit a weird spell it rarely ever affects me even though the magic works on everyone else: demon, human, or angel.

Mammon: Okay, that's a good point but--

MC: When I first got here Lou put a spell in the attic so a human wouldn't be able to see Belphie even if they got up there. I went to the attic and I was still able to see him.

Everyone: ...

MC: 😑

MC: If you wanna dismiss Solomon's humanity because he's "unusual" compared to the average human, you'll have to dismiss mine too.

Beel: I think MC is right here...

MC: Thank you, BB.

MC: Now c'mon Old Magic Man, let's go. *grabs Sol and leaves*

Everyone: ...

Satan: ...MC has become rather protective over Solomon ever since they came back, huh?

Lucifer: Yes, they have...

Mammon: I don't like that.

Asmo: Well, I think it's sweet.

Levi: Guys, I think we're focusing on the wrong thing here--

[nocreativityfornames]

Now, I agree that Solomon would most likely win this fight. I mean, the fucker ( affectionate ) is immortal and has pacts with 72 different demons, with one of them being Asmo, Lucifer's brother who he can't at all fight against for purely "I'd rather have someone tear my every limb 9281 times over than see my family harmed" type of reasons coming from Mr. I'll sacrifice myself to protect my loved ones in a heartbeat over here.

However!! I gotta come to Lucifer's defense here because some people are using S3's "Tiny!Lucifer arc" ( specifically lesson 47 ) as an argument to say that he'd easily lose to Solomon, which I don't really get because the reason Solomon was able to "overpower" Lucifer during that lesson was literally because Lucifer let him??

Like, the game couldn't have made it any clearer.

I mean, what happens is that Solomon puts a binding spell on Lucifer, which makes him pissed so he goes full demon form. And then Beel transforms as well because y'know, "protect the family" instincts, and Lucifer's response is:

Look at that annoying ass smirk, does this look like a man who's being overpowered by anything??

And then he says:

He knows this isn't anything he can't take, he fully has the power to break the spell. But you know why he doesn't?

Man looked fully ready to jump Solomon, but then MC's name is mentioned and poof, he stops.

Right, that's what he came here for, to help MC with their Sorcerer Exams. So he chooses to let it happen, for MC's sake, because he wants them to pass these exams and become a full-fledged sorcerer.

And so Lucifer leaves his demon form and lets Solomon turn him tiny!

( and Magnus ((my mc)) thanks Lucifer by laughing at his tiny self, of course, because annoying his grumpy ass is one of their favorite pass times ((they love him, don't worry)) )

Little bonus ( Simeon learning about what happened ):

!!!

Man doesn't even try to deny it, he just tells Simeon to shut up because can't bring himself to admit it in front of everyone. But yeah, dude cares so much about his chaotic mess of pact mate that he'll let himself look stupid and weak in front of others as long as it makes them happy/helps them somehow.

[tsukii0002]

Luke and MC are having a movie night in the living room of the House of Lamentations, when they hear noises.

Luke: *hugging Mc* What was that??!

Mc: Oh, don't worry, it's the time when the middle and left head of Cerberus are fighting with the right head.

Luke: Oh… What is that????!!!!

Mc: *laughing* Levi bought a new game *looking at the clock* he should be on the hardest level.

Luke: Okay… He, he What- what's that noise??!!!!!

Mc: *looking down at the ground* A giant spider, they've been making their way around lately, Lucifer is really pissed off.

Luke: What *about to cry* What was that?

Mc: Oh, it's just Beel *pointing to the ceiling* hi Beel.

Beel: *hooked upside down to the ceiling* Hi Mc, hi Luke.

Mc: *whispering* It's one of his nighttime snack.

Luke: *shivering* I think next time we'll go to Purgatory hall.

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[shootingstarrfish]

well. he sure tried (maybe)

[mellonyheart]

Why am I so excited about the new shiny thing some new stickers?

[nocreativityfornames]

I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ABOUT THISSS

Like, in the OG Barb talks fondly of Solomon and with respect, but now they're back to the original timeline and he's pissed like we're still in the past?

I'm giving the writers the benefit of the doubt and saying that it's just because he has too cook with Solomon in this lesson (poor Barb, man is stressing) but if this continues then it's just strange

What is Barbatos so pissed about😭? In the original timeline he's relatively friendly with Solomon?

[squishe-fiasco]

Lucifer: Where's Mc?!!!

Solomon: *smiling* who?

Lucifer: Listen Gandolf. I want to know where MC is and I want to know now!

Solomon: Go ahead and hit me Morningstar. I've got witnesses. *looks to Simeon and Luke*

Lucifer: Turn around both of you.

Solomon: Guys?!

[rainiishowers]

Dateables (+Luke!) Dancing With MC

A/N: I love this idea sm y’all don’t even know. Same format as before :3

Scenario: Everyone is at a ball at the castle, and this is how I imagine each of the dateables (+ Luke) would ask MC to a dance.

Brothers Ver.

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Diavolo

One of the things the prince wanted to do at this ball was to dance with MC. He’s very clear about this when he walks up to MC and asks to dance, holding out his hand with a smile on his face. He ignores the people giving them looks as they glide across the dance floor. He’s definitely aware of them, but wants to focus on MC. Years of practicing ballroom dancing paid off as he expertly and gracefully dances with the human. He isn’t nearly as dramatic as Asmo and Satan, but there are some spins here and there, and even some improvised dance moves. Will thank MC for dancing with him after, and if they don’t excuse themselves, he would ask if they want to stay by his side for a bit longer.

Barbatos

With Diavolo’s nagging encouragement, he politely goes to ask MC to dance. He’s very gentlemanly about it and starts the dance off with a bow. He is one of the best at dancing, having taught Diavolo it when the prince was younger. It is one of his many skills. Barbatos will gently corrects MC if they were to ever mess up, it’s kinda like a lesson in itself if they don’t know how to dance well, if at all. After it ends, he’ll end it with another bow and be on his way. His face remains neutral but Diavolo could tell he got some joy out of it.

Simeon

Like Satan, he is determined to be the first one MC dances with, although will settle for second or third. He initiates a conversation first before mentioning how nice everyone looks while dancing, which allows him to ask if they want to dance with him. He’ll be very happy when they say yes but will quickly compose himself. Simeon’s dancing is a bit rusty, so the angel might step on their toes once or twice before quickly getting into a rhythm, obviously being very apologetic and embarrassed about it. After the dance, he’s in a good mood for the rest of the night.

Solomon

Solomon will probably, shamelessly, interrupt a conversation that MC is having, especially if it’s with one of the brothers. That or he’ll insert himself in if the conversation interests him. Either way, he asks if they want to dance with him and quickly goes to the ballroom floor when they say yes. Wanting to have fun with it yet still make sure the dance is good, while dancing the waltz or whatever dance they are doing, he throws in some moves that he happens to remember from ye olden times, as well as other improvised dance moves. After the dance, he says his thanks with a kiss on their hand, smirking while looking up to see their reaction. If MC shows any interest in the dance moves from the old days, Solomon says he’ll happily set some time away to teach them

Luke

He might be a bit embarrassed to ask MC to a dance, but with Solomon and Simeon’s encouragement, he tugs on their outfit and quietly asks if they wanna dance with him. He’s pleasantly surprised when they say yes and has a big smile on his face. The dancing isn’t really graceful at the beginning but it turns out to be an improvised dance, with a few more silly dance moves thrown in. It’s absolutely adorable seeing these two dancing and he’ll ramble about it all to Simeon and Solomon later back at Purgatory Hall.

[starlit-bun]

(Belated) Day 3: Knife, a messy doodle

I like to imagine Solomon isn't allowed to cook, but bothers MC enough that they let him slice any fruits and veggies needed <3

[nocreativityfornames]

I'm sorry, but it's literally Luke.

And I'm not even talking about the silly teasing, this poor kid was raised in a post-war world where many people died, and he was looked after by two angels ( Simeon & Michael ) who were very personally affected by said war due to the fact that they were so close to Lucifer and his siblings.

So we have "there was a war right before I was born and the entire realm was still dealing with the aftermath of it while I was growing up" + "said war was caused by my two guardians' brothers, and led by someone who before was admired by the entire realm" + "my two guardians still deeply miss those brothers but I can't comprehend why because I'm a child and they are TRAITORS" + "I was thrown into a realm I've never been in, where demons want to hurt me AND I was made to study in the same school as those traitors who hurt my loved ones so much both in the past and the present"

And like...even if Barbatos has some tragic ass backstory, he currently seems fine? Like, man happily lives in a castle with his adopted son, he's satisfied with his job, and he's definitely not in the same situation he used to be.

Also what Luke went through in S4????

((((((Spoilers ahead‼️))))))

Poor boy found out that his beloved father/parent figure, who raised him ever since he was a baby, is now a human. A simple mortal, who's now in a much more vulnerable situation and needs to be protected by everyone around him.

And all because Simeon dared to save Lucifer.

Because of that, he was punished with the curse of mortality, by the same people Luke so vehemently trusted to be good and believed in.

This child's entire world view is literally crushing down on him.

So yes, Luke suffers the most. Definitely. 😶

please rb after voting :D

[nocreativityfornames]

EXCUSE ME???

[sheepamongdemons]

Hey, Solmare, what Is it with Simeon constantly saying he's Luke's grandpa? Why that dynamic?

[comforthouse]

[Purgatory hall n' mc! ]

Prompt: What if mc was hit with a flirtatious spell?

Mc: *shows solomon something dangerous*

Solomon: oh my god mc where did you get that from?!

Mc: when i fell.

Solomon: you fell? Wh-

Mc: -for you.

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

I've been thinking about this for a long time, finally doodled it.

(I knowww Solomon probably wouldn't

1. curse in front of Luke

or 2. call Simeon a bitch

but I wanna witness less vanilla purgatory hall-gang shenanigans, and goshdarnit, i'll make it myself if i have to!)

[tsukii0002]

Mc: Can anyone tell me three things that can kill a human?

Simeon: A blow too hard.

Solomon: The bite of a black widow.

Luke: Oh, and, and…. Almost any strong poison!!!

Mc: *grinning* That's it!!!!

All three of them look proud.

Mc: So, whose idea was it to bring me to a poisonous animal reserve on the edge of a cliff!!?????

Simeon and Luke: *looking sideways at Solomon*

Solomon: So *looking indignant*, the brothers can take you anywhere that puts your life on the line and I'm the bad guy for doing the same?????

Mc: Solomon, it isn't this a competition to see who can take me to the deadliest place?!!!! I like our afternoons of puzzles in Purgatory hall, you know?

Luke: *sighing* I told you it was a bad idea.

Simeon: Ha, ha, ha *understands Solomon deep down* but it was his turn to choose plan with Mc.

Solomon: And don't you think that with three angels and the best sorcerer you'll be more than safe? Am I right or not?

Raphael: Don't get me involved, I suggested a farm school to pet the donkeys.

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Solomon just wanted to impress Mc using the same tactics as the brothers, it doesn't work like that Solomon, you have your own charm and your own way of putting Mc in danger that no one else can replicate 😉.

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[sheepthatgobaa]

I would like the dump all the simeon and luke art on you (mainly did these two so I can avoid drawing Raphael (WHY ARE THE PRETTIEST DESIGNS THE HARDEST DESIGNS))