#olive makes

[mymegumi]

omg xray scan of olive!

olive is lowkey getting worse than when she was in college. ever since i moved out shes been terrorizing me. pics under the cut of my kitty baby!!!

dis olive. she is 3 yrs old and a big menace :(

n dis is my big fat new cat, percy! she’s 10 and i adopted her from a shelter and shes missing 7 teeth and shes perfect. olive hates her :(

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[loolilyumm]

Agent 3 interrupts the Octo Expansion character selection screen (not clickbait)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#Which one is now married again?

[stevenrogered]

he said, you know, like a liar

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 7! Next part with more of Bruce, Ollie, and more's reactions will be out soon!

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[fawnduu]

Tis' the season for a very safe and covered reindeer for tumblr :)

You can see the REAL version on my bluesky or patreon ❤🦌

[sainte-melasse]

It’s still a work in progress but I can’t help showing you Shikimi in the nurse lolita dress I’m making them.

[transthatfag]

should've hate fucked ngl.

[frownyalfred]

the identity porn potential of Ollie and Bruce both knowing each other’s identities but not revealing that to the Justice League is SO funny to me, like you’ve got Ollie at a Founders’ meeting kicking his feet back like “oh we need someone to infiltrate the event and sleep with both married targets? B, you’re a shoo-in” and everyone laughs thinking it’s a stupid joke because yeah, Batman’s gonna honeytrap both targets?

meanwhile, Bruce leans back in his chair and the corner of his lip curls just enough for Ollie to get the unspoken “let’s not start on breaking up marriages, hm?” his friend is so clearly thinking at him.

[chappellsroans]

#They canonically don't need a visitor's badge and they have a key to each other's house. They are not guests or visitors in each other's life. They're here to stay permanently

[stolenkissesdiaz]

showing ppl this whenever anyone asks about ‘the gay firefighters’ like here *shoves phone in ur face* get to know them separately and together *makes sure to not tell u the Horrors that are part of the package*

[mid-knight-black]

Which could mean nothing… 🤷🏻‍♂️🙃

[loolilyumm]

Agent 8!

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Buck/Bobby Cooking Journey

[louferrignojrofficial]

okayyyyyy