#okay the spots

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[introspectivememories]

was it casual when i sat in your lap in public? was it casual when i said "recently my heart is crying because you're leaving"? was it casual when we decided how your last name would fit with mine? ("yuki tsunoda-gasly" / "no tsunoda, only gasly" / "yuki gasly?") was it casual when we sang adele's "someone like you" together at your going away party? was it casual when i knew it was you just by touching your ass? was it casual when i knew it was you by smell alone? was it casual when "will you miss me?" / "for 2-3 minutes maybe" / "i'll take that. even if it's just 2-3 minutes, i'll take that"? was it casual when that bus was completely empty and we still sat right next to each other, all the way in the back? was it casual when i picked you up multiple times so you could dunk a basketball? was it casual when i begged to come over to your house multiple time and then you finally let me and we cooked fried rice together? was it casual when we played christmas twister together and i said "your big eggplant is touching my ass"? was it casual when we were pressed up against each other on a scooter going two miles per hour? was it casual when-

[kantush]

This movie was fun (TW: Loud startling sound)

Miguel your are my beloved

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[melmov]

Rescued

[rantsramblesandrandomthougts]

[wherewolf]

the responses i’ve seen to shiv’s ending seem very quick to write her off as just another sad victim of the cycle, which isn’t without truth BUT!!! that is not even remotely the summation of shiv’s story.

i don’t think she votes yes to “save kendall” or to try to finally set her brothers free. and i don’t think her main concern was that ken was becoming their dad. she absolutely noticed and didn’t love it, but that was not her motivation in betraying him. she was thinking about herself.

it’s tempting to make a martyr out of her as she is the only female child and we see her suffer the onslaught of misogyny that comes with that. but to make her into a saintlike figure who got beat takes away the power and intelligence behind her decision.

at this point she’s stuck between two non ideal choices, but she recognizes that they have accidentally made her the single most important player in the game. because while she can’t have the outcome she’d prefer, she has the power to decide the fates of everyone else. the written off lone woman now holds in her hands the fate of every man in her life.

so she thinks about the long term benefits of both options and realizes that one side leaves her completely without any leverage.

her brothers have proven to her multiple times in the last few days alone that they will cut her out and walk all over her the first chance they get. siding with them leaves her nothing to bargain with. she would just have to hope that ken would actually take care of her. and that level of vulnerability is not only unacceptable to her, it’s stupid. and shiv fuckin roy is not stupid.

so she thinks about the other side and about what she actually wants for her life. and against her better judgment, it’s becomes unfortunately clear that she wants tom. the way she wants him is not altogether loving or even good but it is necessary to her. she sees relationships as having winners and losers and she chose this man specifically so that she could be confident in her ability to win. except now he’s grown some balls and made himself unavailable to her.

she may not like the way her husband is evolving but she already placed her bets on him, so she’s sure as hell not losing to him now. there’s also a part of her that feels intrigued by this new man she’s married to. it’s interesting to have a sparring partner in him instead of having to looking for excitement outside of their marriage.

so for maybe the first time ever, she processes what tom has said to her and thinks about what he actually wants.

he needs her to prove that she cares. he needs to know that she is capable of sacrifice. if she can’t find it within herself to do this for him, then she will lose him, and by extension, she will lose.

siding with tom gives her the opportunity to once and for all make a grand-stand gesture of love, but more importantly, it creates leverage for her. never again will he be able to hold the moral high ground over her head. never again can he say she doesn’t love him. never again can he call her selfish or uncaring. above all, he can never betray her again, because she just removed all of his moral justification for turning on her. he doesn’t realize it yet, but she’s just taken back all the power in their relationship. just in a more subtle way than she’s used to operating.

and just like that, she has the ceo of a multi billion dollar company in her pocket, while situating herself as the only descendant of logan roy to still be playing the game, having removed her brothers from the equation permanently. she may still be far from the top but she’s creating a path for herself to climb.

so yes, she’ll let tom play king for a day, and she’ll have his baby and say “congratulations,” and play the gracious wife, but tomorrow is a new day with lots of room to maneuver. and when her husband puts out his hand, she’ll place her own on top. but she won’t grasp it because she doesn’t need to.

[sitruuna-art]

ask and you shall receive (props to us for using our MASSIVE muscles to get him outta' there) 😎

[egophiliac]

(breathing into a paper bag) FRALIO....

can't believe they gave us another guy. oh my god. so I guess Kelka is more, uhhh, more OOO then, and Fralio is Ankh? not that it matters too much, although they do seem to be doing something with the connected Riders so. who knows. anything goes! or if I may, anything gOOOes! god. of course they're the Ambition parallel. of course they are. oh my god.

fortunately there's nothing else they can throw at me right now that could possibly --

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[archervale]

Reunion tackle hug 💚🩷💜💙

[oddberryshortcake]

Sebek's sled landing in the same spot Snow White's coffin was blew my mind he wAS REALLY GOING TO END UP IN THAT ETERNAL SLUMBER IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

[phantasmaghostic]

If each universe has their own version of spider-man...who is to say that there aren't multiple versions of Ohnn as well.

[mushiewrites]

oh…my gosh….??? 😵‍💫

Intense tickles

Lee!George ler!Sapnap and ler!Dream

Mushies lee!george week, I wanted to do it during the actual week but I was to anxious 😭 so I am doing it now!

Warnings: restraints, intense tickling and a lot of teases!

‼️🗣EVERYTHING IS PLATONIC 🗣‼️

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George had his wrists tied sitting in Dreams lap, behind dreams back and sapnap sitting on his ankles his legs were propped up on a table so they matched the height of the sofa. Dream was gently tracing his sides whilst sapnap was gently tickling his calves light skittering his hands over his ankles to hear him squeal.

“Ooh we’re gonna tickle you much Georgie~!” Sapnap teased as he pulled George’s socks up above his heel. Tracing small circles on them going up to his ankles.

“We are George, I’m gonna get your little jumpy tummy~!” He poked his stomach feeling it twitch under the tickly pokes.

“Nohoho d-don’t! Ehehe” he squirmed in dreams lap blushing as dream whispered more teases in his ears.

“No tickling? Not even a little bit?” Sapnap continued his tickling, not going any higher on his feet than his heels.

“You begged up to tie you and tickle you George, and now you don’t want it Hm? Not even itty bitty pokes on your tummy? What about in your belly button ? You want little tickly pokes in there?!” He poked his belly button swirling his finger around slightly before going back to poking his sides, feeling him squirm from left to right each poke.

George blushed and squirmed more, not being able to anything else due to how flustered he was. Still softly giggling, sometimes squealing when each of them brush over a sensitive spot.

“Awh where’d your pretty voice go Georgie? Do you have nothing else to say about you not wanting tickly tickles? Hm, no other words?” He began to softly scratch at his heel, teasing more when he felt George try and pull his ankles back. “Oh no baby you can’t do that, if you take your feet away how am I supposed to give you the tickles you begged up for?” Pulling them back into place still tickling his heels and ankles.

“NoHOHO SSTahahahap plehehaSEHAHA” screeching as dream brushed over a sensitive spot on his tummy, just above his hips.

“Awh this is a sensitive spot isn’t it baby? Your little tummy is just so sensitive!! I could tickle it for bourse~!” Going close to his ears and whispering it in them, taking his hands away from his stomach to gentle tickle his ears. “I forget how ticklish your ears are, we need to tickle you more don’t we~?”

“Nohoho yohuhu- you alrehehahady tic-tihihih do ihihit enouhuhugh toho me!” He giggled, his head twitching and squirming uselessly pulling at his hands trying to protect his ears.

“Awh! Little Georgie can’t say it, can’t say the harmless little word… tickle! Tickly tickles !! Tickle tickle tickle~” blowing on his ears as he went back to fully tickling his stomach.

“FAHAHA N-nohohOHO MOHOHOREHE PLHAHAHA PLEAHAhaSHEHE” throwing his head back into dreams shoulder as sapnap began tickling his arches he didn’t realise sapnap had pulled his socks up more.

“No more? Okay sweet boy, we won’t tickle you anymore” he slowed his tickling resting his hands next to him.

“Okay, we’ll stop tickling you.” Dream slowed his tickling to, resting his hands in George’s thighs.

“Nohoho dohont do thihihis!” He blushed, squirming when they didn’t start tickling him again.

“We’re just doing what you asked? No more tickles!”

“Yeah Georgie, you asked us to stop?”

They smirked, hearing George whine.

“Ihi i didn’t mehean to.. to actually stop” the last few words being bearly audible.

“Oo~ you want us to keep tickling you?” They both lifted their hands just hovering over the tickle spots, but never touching.

“Yehehes plehehase”

“Please what pretty boy~?” Sapnap tesded swiping up his heel to his arch his toes curling.

“Dohont make me sahahay it..”

“Say what?” Dream lightly spidered up his sides, but he didn’t continue after he did that.

George whined, silent for a few minutes before swallowing his pride and asking for tickles. “Pl.. please can youhu guys,, uhm like- tihihckle me?”

“Awh well done baby!!”

“Of course we can~!”

They continued on tickling him, before sapnap hit a very sensitive spot on his arches causing George to squeal and pull his feet back somehow breaking out of sapnaps grip.

“This just won’t do will it sweetie? How am I supposed to tickle you when you can escape.”

“Maybe you should tie his ankles too~” gently scratching at his belly button while the other hand did quick gentle pinches at his hip.

Dreams suggestion causing George to whine and blush but never disagree to it.

“Hmm that’s actually, for once, a good idea dream. Would that be alright baby? If I tied your ankles too?”

George laughed at sapnaps quick attack at dream about for once having a good idea, he blushed. “Uhuhm yes thahat would be o-okay”

“Thank you sweetie.” Sapnap gentle tickled under his chin before leaving to get more rope to tie his ankles.

Dream decided this would be a perfect opportunity to tease George, he began lightly tracing his sides as he did so.

“Your gonna get tiiiickled~! All over your little belly and your feet, it’s gonna be so bad. You’ll be squealing and squirming trying to get away but you won’t be able to! You’ll have to sit there and take allll of the tickly tickles we give you!”

George blushed and whined, squirming slightly from the sensations on his sides and the incoming sensations on his feet.

Sapnap came back not to long after carrying rope and some tools.

“I brought some tools but we don’t have to use them! I thought we could try them out, would you like that gogy?”

“Hehe u-uhuhm yeheah I.. I’d like to try some.” Blushing looking away.

“I’m gonna tie your ankles now, is that still okay?”

“Yehes.. yes, it’s alright.” George appreciated him asking, he knew the two would never do anything he didn’t want but it still felt nice asking.

He lifted his ankles up as he gentle tied them together, once he finished he took his big toes with some other rope and tied them too.

George tried to wiggle them but with the rope there it was difficult, even more so trying to curl them- taking away his only protection, aside from his socks but he knew those was going to be taken away.

“Okay George, are you ready?” Dream stopped his tickling completely so George could answer.

“You remember your safe word baby? What is it?” Sapnap got back on his newly tied ankles, not tickling just yet.

“My safe word is blue”

“Good job, are there any tools you’d like me not to use?”

“Uhm, n-no hairbrush’s please… they feel like they’d hurt more than they tic-tickled.”

Sapnap smiled and hovered his hands over his feet, happy knowing George can put so much trust into them and feel safe. “Of course, no hairbrush’s. Are feathers and toothbrushes okay”

“I-I’m not sure, I’ve never tried them.”

“It’s okay, wanna try today?”

George nodded wiggling a little as he felt dreams hand run up and down his sides, in a comforting and tickly manner.

“Verbal confirmation baby”

“Y-yes, trying them okay.”

Sapnap stretched his back from being hunched over, getting back into position hovering over George’s half socked feet. “Okay. When we use them and you don’t like one of them, say red if you wanna keep up the tickling and stop using the tools.”

George nodded and blushed. Squirming when he felt sapnaps hand on his arches, dreams hand just coming to the centre of his stomach a little above his belly button.

George squealed when he felt something soft brush around his heel, trying to scrunch his toes but the awful, awful tie stopped them.

“NahahHAHA wHAHAHAT ihihis thAHAHAT?!” Squirming as dream spidered up and down his sides to add to the tickly feel.

“A feather ! Dream loves them so I thought you’d like them too~!” Smirking, looking back at dream who had a slight blush who was scowling back.

He scoffed, stumbling over his words slightly “W-whatever, get back to tickling our little Georgie”

and they did, sapnap still gentle fluttering the feather on his arches and his heels, dream going back to tickling his stomach going from spidering up and down his sides, tweaking his ribs and swirling a finger in his belly button.

"NAHAhahaHA THAHATS SOHOHO BAHahaD" george was thrashing in dreams lap squealing at how bad the tickles were.

"awh!! imagine how its going to be when i feather between your little toesies! or when i get the toothbrush and brush inbetween them!!"

"NAHAHA IHIHT'LL TIHIHICKEHEHEL sohOHO MUHUCH" George had a few tears streaming down his face, laughter becoming silent every few seconds. "BREHAHAHAHKE PLeheAHAHSE" his laughter going wheezy.

"of course sweetie" dream slowed his tickling, sapnap did the same.

"Do you want some water baby?"

george still laughing nodded, resting his head on dreams shoulder. sapnap came back not to long after with a glass of water and a straw. "here you go sweetie" he placed the cup near him holding the straw to his mouth as georges hands were tied. He drank the whole glass, pulling away as his breathes even out.

"wanna continue darling?" dream asked as he placed his head on his shoulder, still holding his sides but not tickling.

"yehehes plehease" dream pulled his head back, pulling george back as he did so, so he was further back in dreams lap.

sapnap began rolling his socks all the way back, stopping to untie his already tied toes, getting rid of his socks and retying them. "are you exited georgie? i'm gonna tiiiickle your toes~!" he grabbed the feather and gentle swiped back and forth on the balls of his feet.

George squealed, trying to pull his feet back but having no luck. "EHEHEHAHAH NAHAHA I-I'M SOHOH SEHENSITHIHVE THEHERE GYAA SAHAPNAHAP" squealing as sapnap was now feathering in between his toes, pulling each of his toes back switching from the feather to the toothbrush to brush the stems of his toes, the pads and all in between his toes.

Dream was tickling his stomach, his sides and belly button. Dipping in it with a feather and swirling it around, sometimes abanding the feather to tweak and pinch all over georges ribs.

"Awh!! youre so sensitive, just about everywhere huh baby? All over your little tummy and sides, your little ribs!"

"your feet too sweetie!! especially these little toes of yoyrs, there so small and tickly. ahh~ tickle tickle tickle!!!"

George was hysterical laughing, squealing thrashing all over the place. Tears streaming down his face, his pleas and begs getting him nowhere but more tickles and teases. "NAHAHAHAH SRAHAHAHP PLEHEHEHE PLEASHEHE IT- IHIHIHIT TIHIHICKEHEHELS"

"Of course it will!! you're being tickled!!"

"Yess~ more tickly tickles for our little ticklish baby~!"

George couldn't handle a lot more, all of the tickles were becoming to much, his laughter going silent. The tickling slowed down a little.

"NOHOHOH MO-MOHOHORE B-BLUHUHUHUE!! BLUE! "

The tickling stopped, his ankles being united and sapnap getting up to help untie his wrists.

"You did so well dear, you took the tickles so well!"

Once his wrist were united he pulled them to his chest, pulling his legs up to dreams lap curling on himself in his lap. Dream wrapped his arms around him, pulling him back so they was laying in the corner of the sofa being cradled by dream as he rubbed his back.

Sapnap came back in with another glass of water, handing it to George with a plate in his hands. "I have some toast for when you're done with your water."

George smiled and nodded. "Thank you guys, this was.. uhm, really fun."

"awh Georgie, you're so cute!!"

he blushed shoving his head into dreams chest as they cooed over him.

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Hooray I finished it 🥳 I half way through I had to switch to my laptop as my phone kept doing something weird so I apologise if there are any mistakes!

[yuutaguro]

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[plistommy]

Steve: I didn’t get the joke :(

Eddie: Don’t worry baby I’ll explain it to you

Dustin: I didn’t get it either :(

Eddie: Who asked?

[yrsonpurpose]

#he's just like me fr