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hello loyal gay-furry-poseidon-lover followers. Epic is over and i don't have enough storage space to play minecraft rn so i am deleting tumblr. If you've been enchanted by my whimsy my ig user is lyle_the_lemon_boy but i barely post abt epic on there, mostly i talk abt leftism and queer stuff.

farewell tumblr ty for the manwhore au

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More Poseidon with a tentacle dick, for my friend ofc

hehheeeehehheheeee

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EPIC: The Musical, The Ithaca Saga [SPOILERS]

Eurymachus part, but in the Manwhore AU:

Eurymachus: Let’s have open arms instead… 🙏

Odysseus: Nop… points at him 🏹

Eurymachus: … wait! 😰

Eurymachus: What about open legs? 🤔

Odysseus: 😐

Eurymachus: 😘

Odysseus: No! 😠🏹🩸

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The Suitors started a democracy and have unfortunately voted both me and my son out.

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CHOKING

New addition to the manwhore au just dropped and i am not okay

Quinny you are indeed a queen for this one

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this is my christmas present to tumblr. guys enjoy

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This came to me in a doomscroll-induced dream

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anni i did somthing!!!

@anniflamma

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Oh my gods...

He knows...He knows doesn't he!? OH SHIT THERE IS NO WAY HE DOESN'T FUCKING KNOW!

*Slams The Alarm Button*

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Dumbass

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artist is @/justvea18!!! thank you tumblr

Tumblr i need your help,, my friend found this reposted on tiktok without credit and i need to know who the artist is!!!! As soon as i know ill take this down but it is urgent... for.. reasons, you know.

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link to og post of the odypen fan art you were finding the artist for :)

https://x.com/just_vea18/status/1867970119705739659?t=lEF0wF35S3GKH6eP7ge_OQ&s=19

Thank youuu ^_^ for anyone else who wants to see the beautiful sweet odypen mpreg art, there it is eat up

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Odysseus: I dont want to deceive you my love. I had to do a lot of things to get here. Penelope:... What kind of things? Odysseus: Well... I had to kill an infant so he doesnt grow up to kill us all, blinded a Cyclops, lost my fleet to Poseidon for not killing the Cyclops, had to fight a witch, resisted being seduced by the witch, went to the underworld, killed a bunch of Syrens, sacrificed 6 men to Scyla, got Mutinied, sacrificed the rest of my crew to Zeus, spent 8 years trapped on an Island with a Goddess that wanted to bone me (didnt though), nearly killed myself multiple times, had a musical number with Hermes, dealt with Charybdis, Fought Poseidon before stabbing him to make him call off the storm, and then slaughtered every man in this castle. Penelope: I see, well I will say this. You have REALLY gotten good at Dirty talk my love. Odysseus: (Remembering that his wife is a Spartan, in which blood shed and loyalty are top tier traits) Oh!!!!

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ATHENA + ODYSSEUS

I Can’t Help But Wonder animatic, Luiza Xavier Mazzei // Elektra, Sophokles // Intimacy, Hanif Kureishi // My Goodbye animatic, @wolfythewitch // Little Weirds, Jenny Slate // A Self-Portrait in Letter, Anne Sexton // Heartworm, thedictionaryofobscuresorrows.con // Warrior of the Mind animatic, @wolfythewitch // My Goodbye, Epic the Musical // God Games, Epic the Musical // I Can’t Help But Wonder animatic, Luiza Xavier Mazzei // The Life to Come and Other Stories, E.M. Forster // Remember Them, Epic the Musical // Odysseus, Epic the Musical // I Can’t Help But Wonder animatic, Luiza Xavier Mazzei // Palindrome Poetry, shadowpoetry.com // @/dcvina-claires // I Can’t Help But Wonder animatic, Luiza Xavier Mazzei // True Believer, Nicholas Sparks

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My mercy has long since drowned. It died to bring me home. And as long as you're around, my families fate is left unknown. You plotted to kill my son. You planned to rape my wife! All of you are going to die!

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Okay, thanks to comments here is what i am thinking now.

Ody is sneaking around, takes everyones weapons, puts them all in the armory and locks that shit up, as well as all major exits to the palace. Now this raises another question because how does Telemachus get in, he doesnt see like he would carry a house key with him.

I want to go to The Odyssey canon where both of them planned this together, but due to the reunion in I Cant Help but Wonder, we know that in Epic canon this is when they finally meet. So either Telemachus is already in the palace before Ody locks everyone in, or... idk. okay so.

Tele is already in the palace. Did he ever actually leave? The suitors seemed to think he was gone. MAYBE. Athena warned Tele of the suitors plotting and so he made his return quietly and discreetly. I dont see how lying about Tele going on a mission would benefit anyone, we know it made the suitors feel more entitled and violent. Telemachus is the biggest opposition they face in their goal to attain the throne, and Penelope. Tele has no contact with Ody, so it's not like he is planning some surprise ambush all on his own.

So tele notices hm, these bitches are dying hell yeah let me get in on that. Realizes there ain't no weapons anywhere. Goes to the armory, and his ass leaves it unlocked while he rummages through not only the palaces weapons, but the suitors own weapons as well. Hes in a cornor trying to make sure he didnt pass over some super cool and epic and deadly sword when he hears the suitors running down the hall, growing closer. The whole palace is dark, (another question. is it nighttime? Why did antinous say "i heard today he comes back to town," if its night time. the day is over... I know even in daylight itd be dim without torches lit in the palace, but I struggle to picture this happening during the day.) I imagine Tele knows this place well enough that he didn't have a torch, especially because he's sneaking trying to avoid the suitors. So he just gets quiet and waits.

The suitors come in, they start shit talking and grabbing weapons and finally Tele is like fuck u actually and kills one.

Previosly i was imagining Telemachus showing up in the door way of the armory, but it makes much more sense that hes already inside before the suitors enter. They have their little dialogue, "we dont fight fair," And Tele bolts, he escapes the armory and now they're fighting in the halls, botta bing botta boom, the rest of "Odyseuss" plays, my mercy has long since drowned, all of you are going to die, blood bath, i will fall in love with you over and over again, waiting, i love you, happy ending.

One thing I am a bit lost on is the significance of the weapons room being unlocked.

In The Odyssey, all the suitors were locked inside one room where Odysseus and Telemachus slaughter them all. Their weapons were also taken and hidden away.

I wouldn't be hung up on it if it werent for

"I find it hard to believe that the sharpest of kings left his armory unlocked"

But like... yeah you're right... why would he leave it unlocked? In my head I imagined it's part of the game for Odysseus. He wouldn't carelessly leave the armory unlocked, not after everything he's been through. But idk, it almost gets Telemachus killed. I feel like that line had so much intention behind it though. It feels like Jorge is looking at me and saying to my face "Isn't it weird Ody left it unlocked? Wonder why he did that."

YEAH I DO WONDER TELL ME WHY WHAT AM I MISSING