🍋🦷Birch 🌿🧿 19, Queer, he/him I say bad words and know what sex is. (this is my horny for greek men blog, 🔞 u have been warned) thirsty for poseidussy mayhaps
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How does it feel to be cloakless? How does it feel to know rain?
#epicthemusical#600 strike#epic vengeance saga#ody steals poseidons cloak#wet sea god#forgor his umbrella
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i love drawing toxic yaoi on company time (ft gigi's ody and anniflamma's poseidon)
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singing ruthlessness and accidentally very confidently went
"you are the worst kind of good, cause you're not even gay! wait, wha-"
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Im just a man whos trying to get hole,, even after all the sluts who have stretched out my own
I'm just a man whos sucking for his life, deep down i would really love to cuck the sky god's wife
I'm just a man
But when does a bromance become a little gay
when does our hot sex become depraved
When does a man become a manwhoreee
When does a nipple become a penis balls,
when does a blowie become he came
when does a man become a manwhoreee
#manwhore au#just a man#but dirty#gay sex#swith Odysseus#politesxodysseus#eurylocusxodyseus#bromance#he cucked the sky gods wife#Hera is gonna get him
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my take on canon poseidon 🔱
now i need to draw these two hanging out
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I might have a drawing of Odysseus and Penelope as lesbians and a whole au…
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Anniflammas poseidon will never not make me go 😼😼😼
"You're going to call off that storm..."
"You.... MONSTER!!"
Full Illustration down here buddies
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OdyPo appreciation hours >:3
Okay I know everyone is focused on the Vengeance saga rn- but lemme be silly and post these gays -w-
Also I FINALLY drew @ardenzia777 ‘s angel Polites (+ Odysseus) omgs. It’s been so gosh dang long since I swore I’d draw them, but hey he’s finally there!
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Gotta love how Odysseus tells Calypso “I’m no pet, I’m a married man” in the most threatening way possible. He could have said “I’m a ruthless warrior” or “I’m a murderer.” But no. He’s married.
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Calypso: but fear not, I bring no pain :)
Odysseus: it's ok I brought my own
Calypso: ..... ?????
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"Your tunes do not bring me joy, Calypso"
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sorry for all the muppet joker posting. It will happen again.
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I have gone too soft. I need to become horny and evil again
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I actually need to just stop talking about Calypso cause it stresses me tf out and gives me chest pains. I just like. I don't get it. I really dont get it. What are we meant to do? What is the "correct" way to talk about Calypso. Its not my fault if you are projecting your own trauma onto fictional characters. I dont know you. Im not attacking you. Im not meaning to upset you, im not talking to you. If youre uncomfortable with it thats fine i encourage you to go somewhere you feel more comfortable. Its just another case of, you can dislike something without generalizing everyone who does like this thing as a bad person. That's not a healthy reaction.
Maybe its all the dbt ive been through but it feels like no one knows nuance anymore. Maybe its getting off tiktok when I was young because that app tends to provide a lot of reactionary polarizing content. And Ive never been on twitter.
It's just so frusterating. I have a very clear distinction between fiction and reality. If you dont, okay. Thats fine. But I do, and you dont get to project random assumptions onto me.
Anyways here i go yap yap yapping. I think too much. I need to go into the woods. Theres just certain parts of internet culture that really get under my skin and I have so much to say but people set this standard of "If you disagree with me i dont care about anything you have to say." But thats okay. People dont need to care about my perspective or how i explain it, i am not owed an audience. I know what i believe and how I see things, I know my own morals. I know who I am and other people do not get to dictate my character based solely upon my liking of one specific version of a character from greek mythology.
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"dont pick and choose" where is this enthusiasm for any other crimes that are blantly stated as happening in the musical?
Epic the Musical isnt meant to be perfectly accurate to the original poems. In Epic, we get "seven years shes kept you trapped out of your control, time can take a heavy toll." And then Calypsos songs from her perspective. They are emotional songs, thats like... what musicals are supposed to do, make you feel stuff. Lots of people dont interpret Epic Calypso as a rapist, because its not explicitly written to send that message.
Are we gonna talk about The Odyssey or are we gonna talk about Epic the musical. They are different. "people like Circe," In the Odyssey, Odysseus did not have a choice to sleep with her. He had to. Its not that people just suddenly dont care that she assaulted him, its that Epic is showing us a different version. And Epic's Calypso is shown differently as well.
"I spent my whole life here, was cast away when i was young, alone for a hundred years, i had no friends but the sky and sun," This is what we get about Epic's Calypso's back story. That is different from versions of the myth where Calypso just goes and lives on an island.
However you feel about her is fine, youre allowed to not like her, to hate her even. But this is a fictional character based on a fictional character in a poem from a very long time ago. These arent real people. Odysseus is not on the internet, hes not reading posts about people analizing Calypsos character in a musical and feeling victim blamed or retraumatized. And if you relate a lot to Odysseus and that makes you hate Calypso thats fine. Not everyone sees her in your same context though, and thats not an attack on you. If this is something that is so distressing to you, block people who post about her, hit not interested, stop engaging with it. Take care of yourself. But you don't get to just decide that nobody can like this character ever, and that if they do they're a bad person who thinks rape is okay.
Works of fiction aren't real. Obviously I think that killing a baby is horrible, whether the gods told you too or not. But I still love Ody. That doesnt mean I dont care if people kill babies. I enjoy Zeus's character and songs even though he forces Odysseus to choose between the life of his crew or his own, which is like definitely immensely traumatizing. Enjoying his part in the musical doesnt mean i think thats good?
A lot of characters from greek myth have raped people. But we have the understand that obviously that is bad and wrong, and we would never be fans or sympathize with abusers in real life. At least I do. I havent seen a bit of discourse about Zeus (one of the most famous aggressors) or about any other gods. People enjoy them freely, and thats generally fine.
Why is Calypso treated so differently. Like i don't think anyone is literally arguing that rape is good and its okay that Homer's Calypso did that, nor are they saying that to any victims in their life. And if they are, obviously thats bad. But people just enjoying this character isn't.
May I just point out that calypso is apologising (no matter how backwards it comes off ) only when Odysseus was finally freed by someone else from her.
And that until then she was still actively pushing Odysseus’ Boundaries??
Lighter mot or no she kept this man against his will for seven years. And she didn’t GROW UP on that island. She had a life before that— that led her to be trapped by the gods.
Like she IS a sympathetic and tragic character but let’s not act like she’s innocent.
“for seven years she kept you against your will”
THIS DAMN LINE. LISTEN. BLOODY LISTEN TO IT ALL. DONT PICK WHAT YOU CHOOSE.
There’s a REASON people don’t have an issue with Circe. Are happy to see her as a FRIEND to Odysseus. CALYPSO IS NOT THE SAME CASE.
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