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i wanna join this reblog chain for some reason

feeling myself

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...Cuz it is

Ever been to a business trip to Thailand? I heard their lady boys are extra pretty.

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I’m not sure what I made tbh,it was 1 AM

A quiet day it was for the oriental duo,the darker and shadier streets of London are completely silent,not even a single peep was heard that day. Fog was surrounding the area like small translucent clouds outside,similar to the smoke that’s barely absent inside the local opium den,as if they were Christmas ornaments that people tend to forget to clean up for months.

Of course,if it wasn’t for Lau’s habit to smoke up a whole stash per day,oxygen wouldn’t be so hard to find in the already cramped and slightly humid room.Then there they are,both of them comfy on the slightly worn out sofa,just lounging around with Lau’s head on Ran Mao’s very exposed lap as she slowly run her hands through his short dark hair.Of course,considering on the way they sit on each other,they’re nothing more than mere co-workers,in fact,Lau thinks of Ran Mao more of a little sister than a lover material.

Anyways,a slow day like this is highly appreciated by the two,it may not seem like it but even *they* have days where it’s packed full of work,it’s just that being a drug dealer just made it look like he’s living the easy life,*which they obviously don’t*.It’s the things like the people who are in debt and new stock shipments,*not to mention having to be sneaky in placing the new shipments* that are quiet bothersome but unfortunately something they have to go through almost on a daily basis.Lau’s surprisingly great acknowledgement in these kind of stuff helped them in surviving and not getting caught by the local law enforcers. “I’m glad that we have a whole day dedicated on doing nothing today,don’t you,Ran Mao?” Lau finally spoken up after what seems like hours of silent bonding as Ran Mao nodded in agreement with a soft ‘hm’.

As if on queue,men in the same uniforms bursts into the door like a bunch of angry bulls making them jump off the couch in shock.Furnitures were broken,stashes and more stashes of opium were confiscated,girls were screaming and begging to be let go but alas were ignored by the tyrannical trespassers.Lau managed to fight his way out of their grip and helped Ran Mao out of it too,but only to be bashed on the head with a porcelain vase,where it smashed and injured his head,making him black out not long after their mini victory.

The last few moments he saw before the black out was nothing mere than blurs of Ran Mao’s struggles and faint echoing of her pleads..calling for him.

*Oh dear,she never looked so afraid before.*

*I thought we’re on the clear this time,I thought whatever happened in China stays in China.*

*Clearly I must’ve not seen this through,I was blinded by the greed of my own success here and all the beautiful maidens that surrounds me whenever I sit like a bunch of thirsty leeches.*

*Now every bad deed that I made in the past until the current present...*

*Every bad deed I made Ran Mao do..*

**It’s all coming back to us.**

*I was delusional to think that England was a safe house for me to sell dreams to the ones who crave them.*

*To think that we could escape this time.*

**To think it was home.**

*Turns out we were just twisting ourselves in our already tangled up rope,we just didn’t notice it until it finally starts to leave a rash on our delicate skins.*

*I’m sorry you have to go through this,Ran Mao,you could’ve been living a better life if it weren’t for me.*

*But for now..I guess this is where our story ends.I never pictured it like this,my own empire,the world I’ve created for myself,a safe bubble for the both of us crumbling down right in my very own eyes.*

*I guess this is good bye.*

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Yo Lau I’m curious if you’re also growing some sticky bud in that drug den of yours ay lmao. Also what was the weirdest trip you’ve ever been on while tweakin out on opium?

For your first question,yes I’ve been meaning to invest in sticky buds (Let’s just pretend I know what that is ok).

And my weirdest drug trip? I’m not sure what’s gotten into me but I had a visual of Ran Mao turning into Doja Cat and started claiming that she’s a cow.

Here’s what I mean

...it was whack,to say the least. -ㅂ-

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This is probably a late post but when I saw Sebastian in a chinese robe,I was like “lol two can play that game.” And then this happened.

That drug dealer,playing dress up.

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Hi I’ve been itching to play Yakuza Kiwami on my pc,which I already checked is compatible with the game.I’ve downloaded and installed it unfortunately bitch didn’t even work like which frustrates me so much like,I’ve never been this angry over a game that doesn’t work :))

So in order to calm my nerves,I doodled up Majima,my obvious favorite.

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Fun fact

I’m not fun at all

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Don’t expose me like this snake 👀💦

They are… good beans

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Facts

They are… good beans

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My great persuasion skills as a business man had sucessfully a butler like him hooked on my....”special chinese medicine”

Oh, the irony. 

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I’m sorry for the inactiveness,I haven’t drew anything that’s related to this ask blog so have some trash that has nothing to do with lau and ran mao

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Why are you so pure?

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How do I draw nicely on my tinyass iphone? Finna yeet off and cripple.

Anyways,have Ran Mao and Lau in onesies

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do you want to have a tea party with me uwu~~? ฅ(•ㅅ•❀)ฅ 🎀✨

(Hello I took effort on drawing a reply for once)

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Had me wheezing sksksks

I wanna ask something lewd -ㅂ-

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Another late night doodle

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He’s so confused rn ajandb

Hi,you’d look like you’ll make a great customer (-ㅂ-)