willow please tell us about the good botw story that's definitely there in the game and you did not make it up
Urbosa was in love with Zelda's mother. Urbosa was in love with Zelda. (Every queen has been Zelda. every queen will always be Zelda.) Urbosa was in love with Zelda and she died, and Zelda came back to Gerudo. No one else seems to notice the difference.
Sidon is the second choice. Sidon is the spare. He's clever and charismatic and brave enough and the thing he's best at is being perfect, except for the fact that he's the second choice. His father loved Mipha, and the people loved Mipha, and Link loved Mipha, and they love him too. But not the way they loved her.
Link grew up having nightmares about the boars in the forest outside of town—small things, grown to hulking sizes and cloaked in shadow and flame. He was going to be a knight, and he was going to marry the girl with red hair at the ranch, and they were going to have three dogs and four kids and cuckoos that only sometimes escaped. (He doesn't know if she died—when she died. All he knows is that one day the princess saw him training, and something sparked in her eyes that he remembered from his nightmares. All he knows is that a hundred years later, the ranch is in ruins and the girl who taught him to whistle for horses is dead).
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don't you love when you're like, okay now I'm going to leave this sorrow in the old year so I don't turn into a crotchety bitter person over it, and then you walk on feeling all refreshed and bright no longer carrying it on your shoulders, but then the sorrow wanders after you like a child who was lost in the supermarket weeping its eyes out and it says to you where did you GO I was lost! I was lost and I missed you!!! and you can only sigh and take it by its hand and say to it very well. here's your seat. I'm sorry I left you behind, I promise it was with the best of intentions, but I want to do my best by you, so let's sit together and try to figure out what you're saying to me.
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Me: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. People don't have to like the things I like. I enjoy what I enjoy; other people enjoy what they enjoy; it's all good! No conflict necessary! We can all still be friends! ☺️
Also me, reading a comment that not only calls clones "expendable" but also describes the Bad Batch as a "worse Star Wars version of TMNT that for some reason has two Donatellos": YOU DID NOT JUST DISRESPECT MY BOYS LIKE THAT, YOU FIEND!!! 😤😡🤬 You go rewatch the shows until you've changed your OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION!!!
(Mostly I'm just caught up on the fact that, yet again, someone is implying that Tech and Echo are redundant. And that someone somehow missed the entire point of the tragedy of the Clone Wars and just accepts Palpatine's dismissal of the clones.)
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