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My wet little ratty ugly bitch ass girlfriend
#grima wormtongue#brad dourif#lotr#lord of the rings#babygirl#my wife#bbg#I love him sm#he’s so pathetic let me smooch him#hot people like grima#grimy#every day god allows me to breath again is for md to obsess over this lil guy#he’s just a silly#and a dangerous criminal#JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY
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Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?
Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!
Titans: She doesn't much look like you...
Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more
Titans: and who is she?
Roy: Chessire
Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?
Roy: Yep!
Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-
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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!
Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?
Roy: Red Hood
Titans:
Roy:
Titans:
Roy:
Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?
Roy: Yep! 🥰
Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-
#roy harper the certified villain fucker#he has a very specific taste#dark haired criminals with a traumatic past whose names start with a j#everyone: roy blink twice if you are in danger#roy: awww guys he isn't like that anymore-#everyone: he shot someone in live tv last week!#roy: everyone makes mistakes! and the guy didn't even die!#everyone: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER#roy: YES IT DOES#dc#jayroy#roy harper#jason todd#arsenal#red hood
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alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉
uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it
super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class
#i think due to recent chapters fyodor had to be knocked down a peg#in my mind he is not only a highly dangerous criminal but a pathetic one#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#nakahara chūya#fyodor dostoevsky#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#bsd fyodor#bungou stray dogs fanart#bsd fanart#dazai fanart#chuuya fanart#fyodor fanart#artists on tumblr#��� jen's sketches
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Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.
Jason: What.
Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.
Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?
Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?
Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?
Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.
Jason: That's almost sad.
Danny: You in?
Jason: Sure, why not.
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Maddie: Danny, honey.
Danny: Yes mom?
Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.
Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.
Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.
Danny: Mother I need more context.
Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?
Maddie: Jack!
Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!
Danny: Say WHAT?
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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!
Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.
Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?
Jason:
Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.
Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?
Danny: Jason.
Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.
Danny: [Squints eyes]
Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]
Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.
Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#Danny isn't romantically interested in Jason in the least#Neither is Jason romantically interested in Danny#But he needed a partner and Jason was the only one available#Jason somehow managed to balance that and being a crime lord#Jack and Maddie instantly had the suspicion of him being Red Hood aka a crime lord aka a criminal aka a danger to their boy#Danny doesn't know at ALL though and so they hang that theory up because if Danny didn't know then he probably wasn't a crime lord#Jason's identity was almost blown because he pretended to be the boyfriend of his friend#Again Danny doesn't know shit about him being Red Hood he just thought dude was dedicated to his job plus its Gotham#Not that weird to come back with scraps and scratches
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I sure do love my strong women and pathetic men
#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#jim lake jr#Henry danger#Danny phantom#penelope garcia#alex gonzalez#toothless#snotlout#spencer reid#valerie gray#claire nuñez#jack frost#queen elsa#perry the platypus#mono little nightmares#link totk#miles morales#bill cipher#madoka magica#lucia suitor armor#peri fairywinkle cosma#zuko#toph beifong#katniss everdeen#my art#how to train your dragon#httyd#tales of arcadia#criminal minds#phineas and ferb
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"There goes my sin to win weekend in Atlantic City" "Sin to win?" "Yeah... and I always win big." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 5x20 | '...A Thousand Words'
#oh she's Dangerous dangerous#emily in red !! !! !!!#turn your brightness up for this one folks !!#i am no better than the game of thrones editors in season 8 :((#emily prentiss#paget brewster#criminal minds#cm#cmedit#criminal minds gif#mine#luthqrs#luthqrsgifs#luthqrscm#crim s5#cm 5x20#…a thousand words
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I HAD TO. THE MOMENT I CALMED DOWN. (for a wee little while that is. I AM CRAZY I AM MAD I AM NUTTERS AGAIN)
MY CUMPUTER TUMBLR IS LAGGING SO BAD HBNNNGNGBFHDHGBBG i have to use my phone !
"LESS" CRUSTY VER OOOHHFHHFJGJGGJ
THE UHH the front of the box is just straight from the og, just that i gave it some paint-ish texture to appear like an unmoving object in retro animation!!!!!!
#fnaf#fnaf fanart#my art#fnaf mimic#fnaf the mimic#fnaf sotm#fnaf secret of the mimic#secret of the mimic#SOMEONE PUT ME DOWN#PIN ME DOWN LIKE A DANGEROUS CRIMINAL
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☠️☢️☣️
#CHEMTRAILS#spraying heavy metals#toxic skies#attention#danger#warning blocking the sun toxins#chemicals#health hazards#criminals crimes against humanity#depopulation agenda#poison#afinanced pollution#crimes against humanity#speaktruth#these people are evil#corruption#fight for justice#standup#speak up#truth#please share#wwg1wga
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This is how he signals violence to his base of supporters. A former President and current Republican candidate is posting this on Truth Social.
He will use his base to do the unthinkable just as he did on January 6th 2021. While he is free they are in prison.
#donald trump#monster#criminal minds#dangerous#sociopathy#vote blue#we must stay focused#we must vote them out#politics#republicans#democrats#democracy#america#joe biden
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The league of Villains is the biggest exercise in escalation ever put to screen. Cause they used to be such funny little guys ! And then BAM suddenly I’m not laughing anymore.
#my hero acedamia#league of villains#like they were just silly little guys!!!!#and now they’re war criminals!!!#Now they’re doing shit they can’t take back#like I know fundamentally they’ve always been dangerous but Kurogiri was realistically#but I could never take them seriously I mean just look at twice#the only reason shigaraki had not been captured#which is why they initially had to lie low when he was first captured before they leveled up#throwing thoughts to the void#shigaraki tomura#twice mha#mha dabi#dabi#kurogiri#mr compress#toga himiko#spinner mha#mha#boku no hero acedamia#bnha
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These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and it was just you and him, facing one another in that breathless little pinch between the crime and the punishment.
And maybe a Watchman had seen civilization with the skin ripped off one time too many and stopped acting like a Watchman and started acting like a normal human being and realized that the click of the crossbow or the sweep of the sword would make all the world so clean.
And you couldn't think like that, even about vampires. Even though they'd take the lives of other people because little lives don't matter and what the hell can we take away from them?
And, too, you couldn't think like that because they gave you a sword and a badge and that turned you into something else and that had to mean there were some thoughts you couldn't think.
Only crimes could take place in darkness. Punishment had to be done in the light. That was the job of a good Watchman, Carrot always said. To light a candle in the dark.
Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
#sam vimes#samuel vimes#carrot ironfoundersson#feet of clay#discworld#terry pratchett#vampires#criminals#crime#the watch#watchmen#law enforcement#morality#conscience#self control#dangerous thoughts#crime and punishment#justice#civilization#some thought you can't think#to light a candle in the dark#long quote
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#my art#m00n art#hugo vat7k#vat7k#tangled the series#artists on tumblr#bro is not okay#the list of crimes if anyone wanted it:#Attempted Murder#Illegal Animal Testing#theft#assault#political assault#illegal experimentation#attempted mass murder#kidnapping#threatening royal family#attacking royal family#association with dangerous criminals#owning a raccoon without liscense#treason#manslaughter#tax evasion
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OK I'VE GOT TWO QUESTIONS SORRY IF YOU'VE ANSWERED THEM ALREADY 😭
in the tags you said dale got his memory wiped and his leg healed, does he have a vague, fuzzy memory of what happened being that he's traumatized by it or does he just not know why he's freaking out over bright colors and vomiting rainbows?
and does flower's actions have an effect on wolf's fairy godparent status? are there repercussions to flower's actions for wolf instead???
im so insane over this au btw im DSHKFAJHDFKGAK/pos
Directly after waking up he has no recollection whatsoever. as far as he's aware he stayed up late doing paperwork and woke up in his bed feeling like hell.
As he noticed more and more strange things versions memories start popping up to justify them. He hurts because he got attacked an animal. Ok. The strangely colored bitemark is from a... deer? He was attacked by a strange deer in his house? Over a week after his camping trip?? And then he somehow forgot??? And also he's missing several days of time????
The memories he has are technically free of all magic. The physical evidence tells a more full story though. All he can do is piece it together from there.
As for Wolf I dont see why Flowers actions would reflect on them! The council knows they hate each other too much to work together.
#That being said Flowers having his wings and crown torn off might have an effect#I havent thought much about de-winging. but uh. if it directly affects the fairies magic it would probably affect the anti-fairy too#not great news for Wolf#the cons of having a dangerous wanted criminal as your fairy ig#fop nature au#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish
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I mean you can try but you don't have a chance
#we all need a little fun during this difficult time#an incredibly criminal and dangerous family#those who tried died already on the first two#arcane silco#arcane#jinx arcane#jinx#sevika#silco#vi arcane
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I need to post here more often again!
Here is a little cute template of the dynamics of RisCappu, hope you enjoy 🖤💙
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#riscappu#cappuris#oc x canon#yumeship#jjba oc#cappuccino#risotto nero#fan character#ship template#template#jojo oc#hope you like my interpretations#really put a lot of thought into this#I just love this broody dangerous goth jester assassin#it is such fun to think about him#despite them being assassins and having a criminal and cruel life they still manage a mostly healthy relationship#even if they are both troubled and lost souls#they are coping together somehow and trying to improve themselves#I need to stop rambling lmao#I just love thinking about risotto's very hidden softer sides
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Gladstone: who else is hiding in here to eaves drop on uncle Scrooge and Goldies arguing?
Della: me, I’m in the laundry basket.
Feathery: I’m in the washing machine
Donald: I’m in the closet
Della: we accept you brother.
Donald: no I’m literally in the closet
Della: love is love.
#she means well#she also may be projecting slightly#however give it a couple years and that statement would again be relevant#that right both th duck twins are queer#you know it. I know it.#would just like to note#they’re playing a dangerous games eavesdropping on their uncle and his criminal girlfriend#they’re arguments may be juicy#but they’re making up is scarring#gladstone gander#della duck#feathery#donald duck#the cousins
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