#and a dangerous criminal

[naty-the-weirdy]

My wet little ratty ugly bitch ass girlfriend

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

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Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

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Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[varpusvaras]

Titans: ...what do you have there, Roy?

Roy: oh! This is my daughter, Lian! Say hi Lian!

Titans: She doesn't much look like you...

Roy: oh yeah she takes after her mom more

Titans: and who is she?

Roy: Chessire

Titans: ......the assassin who has tried to kill us so many times?

Roy: Yep!

Titans: ......okay, warn us next time when you get into a relationship, please-

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Roy: Hey! I know it's been a while, but I thought I should tell you, I'm dating someone!

Titans: oh, we're happy for you! Who is it?

Roy: Red Hood

Titans:

Roy:

Titans:

Roy:

Titans: .....the same Red Hood who cut off people's heads and put them in a bag, attacked the Tower and has tried to kill or maim Batman and everybody else in Gotham multiple times?

Roy: Yep! 🥰

Titans: .......we are sensing a pattern here and it's a worrying one-

[jenoutof10]

alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉

uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it

super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class

[luthqrs]

"There goes my sin to win weekend in Atlantic City" "Sin to win?" "Yeah... and I always win big." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 5x20 | '...A Thousand Words'

[kathegoose]

I HAD TO. THE MOMENT I CALMED DOWN. (for a wee little while that is. I AM CRAZY I AM MAD I AM NUTTERS AGAIN)

MY CUMPUTER TUMBLR IS LAGGING SO BAD HBNNNGNGBFHDHGBBG i have to use my phone !

"LESS" CRUSTY VER OOOHHFHHFJGJGGJ

THE UHH the front of the box is just straight from the og, just that i gave it some paint-ish texture to appear like an unmoving object in retro animation!!!!!!

[awesomecooperlove]

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[sher-ee]

This is how he signals violence to his base of supporters. A former President and current Republican candidate is posting this on Truth Social.

He will use his base to do the unthinkable just as he did on January 6th 2021. While he is free they are in prison.

[kacievvbbbb]

The league of Villains is the biggest exercise in escalation ever put to screen. Cause they used to be such funny little guys ! And then BAM suddenly I’m not laughing anymore.

[pratchettquotes]

These were dangerous thoughts, he knew. They were the kind that crept up on a Watchman when the chase was over and it was just you and him, facing one another in that breathless little pinch between the crime and the punishment.

And maybe a Watchman had seen civilization with the skin ripped off one time too many and stopped acting like a Watchman and started acting like a normal human being and realized that the click of the crossbow or the sweep of the sword would make all the world so clean.

And you couldn't think like that, even about vampires. Even though they'd take the lives of other people because little lives don't matter and what the hell can we take away from them?

And, too, you couldn't think like that because they gave you a sword and a badge and that turned you into something else and that had to mean there were some thoughts you couldn't think.

Only crimes could take place in darkness. Punishment had to be done in the light. That was the job of a good Watchman, Carrot always said. To light a candle in the dark.

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

[bunnieswithknives]

OK I'VE GOT TWO QUESTIONS SORRY IF YOU'VE ANSWERED THEM ALREADY 😭

in the tags you said dale got his memory wiped and his leg healed, does he have a vague, fuzzy memory of what happened being that he's traumatized by it or does he just not know why he's freaking out over bright colors and vomiting rainbows?

and does flower's actions have an effect on wolf's fairy godparent status? are there repercussions to flower's actions for wolf instead???

im so insane over this au btw im DSHKFAJHDFKGAK/pos

Directly after waking up he has no recollection whatsoever. as far as he's aware he stayed up late doing paperwork and woke up in his bed feeling like hell.

As he noticed more and more strange things versions memories start popping up to justify them. He hurts because he got attacked an animal. Ok. The strangely colored bitemark is from a... deer? He was attacked by a strange deer in his house? Over a week after his camping trip?? And then he somehow forgot??? And also he's missing several days of time????

The memories he has are technically free of all magic. The physical evidence tells a more full story though. All he can do is piece it together from there.

As for Wolf I dont see why Flowers actions would reflect on them! The council knows they hate each other too much to work together.

[eternalwanderer-stories]

I mean you can try but you don't have a chance

[riscappu]

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I need to post here more often again!

Here is a little cute template of the dynamics of RisCappu, hope you enjoy 🖤💙

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[formulahs]

omg they’re arresting him

[aaandbackstabbed]

Gladstone: who else is hiding in here to eaves drop on uncle Scrooge and Goldies arguing?

Della: me, I’m in the laundry basket.

Feathery: I’m in the washing machine

Donald: I’m in the closet

Della: we accept you brother.

Donald: no I’m literally in the closet

Della: love is love.

[dangerdazee]

me wanting to do a full in-order rewatch

vs

my list of favorite episodes