#ok stupid bit aside XD

[knightowl-studios]

First true and proper reupload! (oh no) Draconified Morag Ladair from 2018, because I did and still do love her so much XD

I'd definitely handle a lot of Morag's design elements differently now, but I still liked it enough to bring it across that old-blog-new-blog gap. Might revisit this soon :thinking:

Copy-pasted old desc. below the cut bc I like archiving hehe

I’ve been playing an unhealthy amount of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 lately, and my favorite character by far is Morag (and Brighid!).  Since I can’t draw humans I decided to try my hand at drawing her as a dragon, and turns out translating her uniform and armor into a draconic form was a really fun challenge!  The armor was the most difficult part, and the gold pretty much had to be relegated to the parts of a dragon that could feasibly be “metallic”; the claws, spikes, and so on.  Anything else I tried just disrupted the flow D; I also tried to factor in her role as a dodge/evasion tank within the game, thus the feathers and more nimble structure as opposed to something sturdier.  I might go back and poke at the wings someday, but overall I’m really happy with how this turned out!

Please do not repost without permission!

Art © Myself Xenoblade Chronicles and Morag Ladair © Monolith Soft

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep3 Musings - Daniel & the Talamasca (SPOILERS)

I can see what the reviewers meant when they complained about the Talamasca & Daniel.

We start off with Daniel nervous AF, tryna keep tabs on all the mindscrewy shenanigans (at the sushi restaurant on his lunchbreak or whatever).

Today's... etcetc Cell phones, google -- Daniel, your handwriting effing sucks. San Francisco. Polynesian Mary's Playboy magazines as a doorstop? doorstep? |CLAUDIA| Mary's cab. Coke...etcetc. Alice. They'll come for me and Kate next--you bet your arse they will! XD THIS TIME I WON'T SAVE YOUR LIFE

He draws an arrow from Save Your Life up to Playboy--I assume cuz those are two incidents with Armand that took place in SanFran?

I really like the Omakase bit--

About how many risks Daniel's subjecting himself to under the whims of these vampires--but also about Daniel's hubris/arrogance breaking the rules of engagement by thinking he has any say over what they do and what he gets out of it, by stepping onto their turf. If you can't take the heat, GTFO their kitchen.

I'm only just now noticing the foreshadowed titles of Dan's books. 🤦 Burning & Blood--AMC swears they're hilarious.

OK, Raglan's been stalking Daniel's career just like Louis did. So my early suspicion about Daniel breaking the NDA was right.

Which is SO EFFING STUPID OF HIM. They're gonna find out! Loumand's literally drawing out this giant tragedy about what happens when vampires--Armand, specifically--are LIED to, and you're gonna pull this mess on them!? You're not even being SUBTLE!

AGREEMENT.pdf--Daniel, you in danger girl.

Raglan, stop tryna gas Dan up b4 they put him off commission permanently. He's no body-snatching psychic CROOK like you.

Get this nosey bish offa my dang screen.

Oof, right in the Devil's Minion feels. U_U

O__O WOAH!? OK, so aside from Dan (played by EB, a white Jew, along with JK) throwing shade at Caucasian European Israelis (which we been knew), he's implying that Armand & Louis might be persons of interest in the UAE by the Israeli gov't & assassins, esp. cuz of their ties to powerful people. But it's funny cuz that's the exact same thing Lou asked about him.

So Dan's telling the sushi patrons there's Israeli spies/assassins crawling around Dubai--STOP, b4 you get that place John Wick'd! XD

Not MI6. 😭 I said JOHN WICK, not JAMES BOND. XD

Raglan's gone full rogue then--if he was still working for the Talamasca he'd have darn near unlimited funds--they got that dirty TEMPLAR money. 💰💰💰

Yeah, and they don't actually call the Talamasca by name in the ep itself--only in the Insider interviews the producers give.

Daniel, why TF are you talking SO EFFING LOUD, when Raglan's whispering, tryna act like he's on the phone NOT talking to you in case y'all ARE being bugged. 🤦 SUBTLETY, my guy. What kinda investigative journalist are you?

I'm starting to suspect they're not gonna do the rockstar!Lestat, and instead this stupid Great Conversion's gonna be what wakes up Akasha/Amel, when their blood/consciousness gets stretched way too thin with all these new vamps being made.

To attempt an interview...? I believe that. We already know Marius & Lestat stalked Talamasca members for decades upon decades. Ain't no way NO vampire ever tried getting close to humans & talk about their lives to someone out of loneliness or something. Esp. the ones not attached to the European covens & all their stupid Great Laws.

Rest in Preternaturalism, Raymond Gallant.

BLENDERS! XD But this is THE most Anne Ricean answer imaginable, cuz everyone lost their ish when she had her vamps flying around with GPS-trackable cellphones in their pockets as they KILLED people. Rookie mistake. 😂

Armand was on a cellphone in S01E07, and he is LITERALLY married to his iPad, so PLEASE, sir. 🙄

There's Santiago's COMPLICIT speech coming back. Ain't no moral high-ground here!

And I figured Armand/AMC was gonna pin it on AMC!Lestat, and his jaded version the Savage Garden.

Armand says technology distracts humans from vampire crimes, but what's distracting vampires from psychic/Talamasca crimes, huh?

ISTG these are the laziest vamps I've ever seen; they care so much about their privacy & security, but aren't reading Dan's mind at all? I hope one of them just casually name-drops Raglan or catches Daniel in the act or something.

Raglan said Daniel's laptop was "comically vulnerable," and uploads a bunch of data files on it from the Bibliotheca Talamasca bestiary/archives--WHY? To help show Daniel he's helpful & trustworthy?

RJ: Omakase? Louis: The conversation was easy and flirtatious.... Armand: And combative. Louis: And combative, yes. Daniel: Arguing as foreplay. RJ: Peruse at your leisure.

I hate this effing show. 🙇🙇🙇

[amynchan]

Okay, so I watched the first section of Cinderella II yesterday. The bit with Cinderella being in charge of the Royal Ball and figuring out how to do things her way, and I just realized how important the prince is to the entire story despite how little he shows up.

Like, they just came back from their honeymoon, so they're still being lovey-dovey. Sure, got that. But the prince also lets Cinderella know that she's going to be in charge of the Royal Banquet, and Cinderella is, understandably, shocked and concerned and afraid. She literally says "I don't know how to be a princess."

The prince doesn't brush any of this aside, though. He basically says "I see you. That's valid. You're going to have to do this, but I won't let you do this alone. I'll be here to support you." Which is what makes Cinderella feel a bit more confident.

But then they get home, and he and the king have to attend to "Important Matters of State." Obviously plot hand-wave, but the Prince objects to this. He repeats her words to the king, and then adds on "she's never done this before!" Like, he's got confidence that she'll get it done, but he made a promise to her, and it's one he'd like to keep, thank-you-very-much. Eventually, he is pressed to go, and when he does, he's got Cinderella's support, and he apologizes to her. He's still got confidence in her, but he's clearly upset at having to leave her at this time.

Fast forward. Cinderella's been told "this isn't how things are done" and overwhelmed with all of the things of Being a Princess. She's been trying so hard to do well, and she says she's a failure of a princess. Eventually, she gets confused and frustrated and wonders why she has to do things a certain way.

"And why can't commoners enter the castle? I mean, I was a dishmaid when the prince married me! And the prince loves me because I'm me."

She's the one who got frustrated with the system. She's the one who started questioning "why this? Seriously. Why this?" And it was the Prince's distant support that made her go "you know what? No. If nothing else, I'll have him at my back," and let her Go Off, which worked well.

When the Prince comes back, he's just missed the king's whole Thing, but when he does, he notices Cinderella first and compliments everything she's done. The king gives her additional validation, and Cinderella lets the Prince know she's still feeling a little uneasy, though somewhat more settled, by saying "someday I'll get this princess thing right."

Prince says "I think that day is today," letting her know that he still had confidence in her and was going to support her anyways.

Like, guys, I know that he was funny and quick-witted and silly and a bit gung-ho stupid (though not really stupid) in movie III, but some of that personality and devotion did definitely shine through in II, which is probably why I really like that short. yk, other than Cinderella going "I'll try this. No? It sucks? Ok, my turn then." XD

Anyways, parts of Cinderella II aren't as bad as people wanna say. It can still be a good time, and the prince's personality does start to form here as a difference to I.

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Happy Monday! Catching up a bit... About our recent posts, Jade and Floyd’s new card and some random twst-related stuff.

Starting with replies about the OruVil comic from a couple of days ago!

Anonymous asked:

HOGH I really love that recent Film Club art~

And the outfits you gave them is so good!

Thank you for the food! 💚

Hi, 💚 Anon! You’re very welcome and thank you!! I am very happy you liked the outfits; for some reason (pretty obvious one tbh), picking clothes for Vil always makes me nervous lol So I’m glad it looks ok!

I love Film Club...

Anonymous asked:

FUCK SORRY IM BACK

💚 ANON HERE

I FORGOT TO SAY THAT ORTHO DESIGN IS SO GOOOOD I SWEAR I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT HE'S SO TALL  AND BEAUTIFUL asddsfdsgfGAfdf

HI AGAIN, 💚 ANON!!

Thank you again! I really like to think that Ortho would’ve been a handsome guy. Well, it’s not like he isn’t handsome as he is~

blackbutlerfandomnerddomain asked:

DUDE ORTHO HAS SOME FASHION SENSE HOLY SHIT!!!

Yes! This is what you become when you have Vil as your mentor <3

Anonymous asked:

Rook would be cheer captain of anything he's so excited for literally nothing half the time.

I would say good for him, but honestly, good for everyone around him. We all need Rook hyping us up for no reason in our lives sometimes.

Anonymous asked:

The tweels are the worst kind of caretakers XD XD XD

(this is related to this post)

Well, at least their caring nature makes Azul recover way faster! <3 Isn’t that sweet?

Anonymous asked:

Hmmm, is Neige enjoying watching Vil’s agonized screams?

This one is probably referring to a sketch from Ko-Fi; and it’s related to a fic that Katsu wrote!

But to answer your question: I think he is just mesmerised by his acting talent <3

Anonymous asked:

Oooh, so who’s the lucky someone who took Trey’s v card? What’s his body count?

This one is also related to a sketch from ko-fi wink wink~

Anon, I really want you to ask this question to Trey directly while looking into his eyes, I think it would result in our witnessing a human being becoming a tree (to become unnoticeable) in real life. But jokes aside, I think Trey is the type of person to have his first time with just some guy who he was kind of attracted to, nothing big or serious. He might have had a couple of encounters like this... But stopped the moment Riddle became a NRC student for some reason.

TLDR; Trey Clover has stories to tell but he doesn’t anyone to know about it.

Or maybe! Maybe he is still a virgin and this whole thing is just a big misunderstanding. Who knows~

Anonymous asked:

does fem idia only forgo bras or is she just straight up commando under her clothes

Come on, Anon, she’s not a certain eel woman... and not even another certain eel woman. She wears panties! <3 Sometimes this is the only thing she wears though.

Anonymous asked:

Hyperventilating right now, have you guys seen the new upcoming Tweels (in their merform) ssrs cards??? They look so HOT 🔥

Yes!! They look very good! I’m really looking forward to seeing them in good quality + the groovies, I am so glad we got them!

Anonymous asked:

Why is everyone crapping on the anatomy of the new tweels’ ssr card? It looked great to me 😓

They are? I’m very out of the loop, the only thing I’ve seen is some kids being angry at them having pecks + abs and at people thinking they look sexy... Which is very stupid; they’ve always had pecks and abs, they’re mermen, for fuck’s sake, they use their stomach and chest muscles a lot. And the cards are very obviously drawn to look sexy lol of course people are going to comment on that.

If we’re talking about anatomy though, I think the anatomy on twst cards is always “good enough”; sometimes it’s amazing, sometimes it’s less successful, but with these two in particular I don’t see anything super offensive anatomy-wise. This isn’t a certain Diasomnia boy’s certain groovy.

Anonymous asked:

I’m  going to guess that Azul leaves a lot of his lovers unsatisfied with his speed rounds of sex

(referring to this post)

Not necessarily! Speed rounds of sex is Azul’s ideal form of sex because it’s efficient. But Azul would also absolutely hate to leave his lover unsatisfied because it would hurt his ego; so basically no one leaves until everyone is satisfied... which is even worse somehow lol This is probably one of the reasons Azul doesn’t like sex very much.

Anonymous asked:

Strange idea, but Azul with Idia or something and they're having fun and whatnot and Idia's just so tired and wants a break and he keep saying that, but Azul doesn't believe him.

So he just keeps going.

I don’t think anything strange about your idea, Anon, I think this is pretty normal for these two. Azul doesn’t necessarily have more stamina than Idia, but he does have a lot of energy, stubbornness and determination! And horniness too sometimes...

Anonymous asked:

have you considered jade/jamil at any point?

Not in any serious way; we just haven’t seen anything that would get us the sparks yet. But we’re not opposed to it.

Anonymous asked:

For some reason, this clip: https://youtu.be/enJda42gLcA?si=SQe9LFw1SsfDX4Ev. Especially when she was questioning what all the suffering was for because that’s exactly what Riddle was doing during his overblot

My main takeaway from this video is damn I would love to read a detective book written by Riddle...

But also, I see what you mean! It’s easier to deal with trauma if it results in something good or at least right. But unfortunately, this isn’t how it always is...

[gurokichi]

Hi Bon! I'm in my silly and happy self again! :D

I'm much better than yesterday, but I still feel like shit a little, but don't worry Bon! It's not as bad as yesterday I promise!

I just finished to like all of your post, and I want to say two things:

- I'm glad because tumblr didn't trouble me while giving Likes to your posts (I'm seriously happy, because if it happens, I was going to be sooo mad I'm fucking promise).

-And I noticed something that was so amusing to me, you are really so much like me Bon, really, it's almost like if we were the same person, I don't know, I just find it so funny and kind of cute xd (the way you acted was so cute to me Bon :3).

Leaving that funny thing aside, Are you watching KNY? And if so, did you like it? (I'm sure you haven't seen it yet and I'm here being delusional and pathetic right now)

Oh! Btw, you remember what you said about that "friend" of me? Well, let me tell you Bon, that you aren't the only one who said that I shouldn't stay with him anymore, because someone tell that before.

And I really want to rant about her!, I really want to!, but I feel like it would be a bother to you Bon, because, I don't know if you want me to rant about her, or anything else.

It's just I love her so fucking much, but, she doesn't talk to me so much anymore (I think I already told you about her, because I remember that I tell you that we aren't in the same school anymore, if I didn't then I should be just confusing things again ╥﹏╥)

Although at the same time, I don't want to bother you with my stupid rant.

But, leaving that my intrusive thoughts aside, I think you will discover my blog, because, well, I liked all of your posts (sorry for the notifications btw ( ´･ω･)), so, if I see that you follow my blog, then I definitely gonna know that you found my blog xd.

I think this is the longest ask I have send you, sorry "> - <.

Ok so, I think I don't have anything to say so, that's all for now! (Esa frase casi me da un Oscar , it a Spanish meme, I think you wouldn't understand xd), I have to eat lunch now, so bye Bon!, love you! nwn

- Hungry Unnamed anon :p

Hello, yayayay! Being happy & silly is great!! I’m glad to hear that you’re doing better. Hopefully, today goes well for you ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

I was watching you like all my posts this morning, hahah. You really find us similar? What makes you say that? I’m curious to hear your reasoning! And thank you, I strive 2 be as cute as possible (｡>\\<)

I watched the first two episodes earlier today, actually! I like it so far, and I’m definitely intrigued. I’ll continue watching another time… I ended up wanting to play Minecraft, so I quit watching for now.

Ahah, I don’t mind. Talk to me about whatever you’d like. I promise that I won’t find it stupid, and it wouldn’t bother me! There’s not much that will, really. At least, nothing I can think of. I’m sorry to hear that your friend doesn’t talk to you as much anymore. Perhaps you could try reaching out to her sometime soon and asking if she’d like to hang out again? I hope that things get better between you two!!

…I actually knew your blog before you liked all my posts. It’s a bad habit of mine to try and figure out who my anons are (￣▽￣;)

I don’t mind long asks! I find them fun, even if it takes me a lil bit 2 reply. I unfortunately do not understand that meme. Bye bye, love you too, unnamed!! <3

[malulurivers]

Who is your favorite tears of the kingdom character?

hey now~~~

that's a big old question you're asking there!

that's a really hard one to answer!

with so many options, an argument could be made for all of them.

how i adore link even if i scold him for constantly doing things i dont ask him to how i yearn for zelda and cherish every moment with sidon how i long to know more about yona to the point of planning fics to detail more of her life and history how i beg the game to give me more of tauro and plan to write things for him too to sate my curiosity and as a fellow linguist how could i not love him too?

with so many options, could there ever be a wrong answer?

...yes, yes there could be--

my favourite character is obviously master kohga.

is he the best written character in the game? no.

do i endorse his behaviour or want to be friends with him? absolutely not.

do i want to be part of his clan? see above.

do i write for him? no.

but does his theme go the hardest? ABSOLUTELY

is he a riot to see on screen? ABSOLUTELY

is he a trash man? ABSOLUTELY HE IS!

ok, all jokes aside, i'm not in love with kohga (i have a soft spot for tragic men, not pathetic men unless it's reigen, who is the most pathetic man to ever pathetic and of course i adore him). but he is my favourite from the totk roster. or at least, my emotional favourite.

there's something just so fun about him. he's so stupid, so incompetent and yet still so successful somehow that i just find him hilarious.

he's not very multilayered, and though i think there's stuff to be discussed about how the yiga operate, how they're effectively a cult and how it makes sense that they're there, and how they affect the world around them... there's not much i want to discuss about him, actually.

normally this is something i don't like in a character, he lacks depth, that's not very compelling. but when he's on screen, when his soundtrack goes (and it goes hard) it's impossible to not get hyped and just have a banging time. also his fights were just so fun, so ridiculous!

he really provides levity to tone too, especially in the depths where it's actually quite lonely down there (kudos to the sound developers especially for that one!). i can't tell you how special the weird euphoria felt when i finally saw movement in the depths (which is just an innately hostile environment no matter how strong you are) and it was his dumb ass.

i was genuinely laughing but also very sad when (mild spoilers for later game:) he basically shot himself into the sky because that was probably going to be the last time i would see him. to be fair, i haven't finished the story yet so i still have a sliver of hope.

i think he's a bit of a hidden gem of the game, and i'm still cross with nintendo not giving him any voiced lines and cutscenes like with other characters. his va from age of calamity gave it his all and absolutely made this character fantastic to me, and he would've gone to town with these scenes! a massive missed opportunity!

i have more i could say but i think i would have to explain my opinions on tears of the kingdom as a game, and that would get really long as i have many many opinions on it. somewhat mixed opinions, and that's not the vibe for right now!

tldr: in terms of favourite character, in one way it's master kohga lmAo

in terms of 'favourite to talk about/write about' it is probably link, by virtue of spending so much time with him in game. though i genuinely like pretty much all the characters to a very similar level!

i don't really have a standout character that i'm attached to like i do with arcane, and i'm... not really sure why? i mean, i do have some ideas but i'm not sure exactly. it's probably more of an arcane thing though rather on the totk end XD

anywho, thank you for the question anon! i had a lot of fun thinking about it and trying to work out my answers because i genuinely hadn’t thought about it before! i hope your curiosity is sated XD

[withered-rose-unbreakable-lotus]

When I started making my channel stuff I was like damn, what do I do with it and all, but I think the more I try to record the more I see where I'm going to end up. I mean I want to play games but I can't do that now with the equipment I have, so I was like ok let's try other things I enjoy on youtube and see how it's like doing them myself.

I've started recording only my intro normally, and testing out everything else & I can already tell I eventually don't want to dwelve into asmr. I get stressed out and produce the sounds a little too fast and when I hear the footage back, i dunno, it's not relaxing to me. I thought this would have been the easiest, as i'd only grab stuff and scratch them but yeah, it's not as easy to record something nice. Then I was thinking of reading stuff to people in soft spoken voice. Old books, in the public domain, and also encourage writers who liked my voice to let me read part of their work if they like, like helping fellow writers too, to get more followers or even buyers in case their work is already out. The thing is I don't have the best mic yet. It does solid work, but it doesn't sound as much me as I'd like. It is me but I sound a bit more nasal and annoying. And I have heard my voice through other mics before, so I know that what this one does is highlight everything i hate about my voice. I've changed the settings and filters so many times but I don't think I can make it any better than what it is now, cause I lack important knowledge on sound production, and even though I had taken a lesson on that once there was good reason I dropped it. xD I'm downright stupid when it comes to sound. So yeah no reading, cause I sound awful, nb is going to be able to enjoy or relax to that. I also thought of discussing Genshin's archon quests but that would have been only once a month. Finally, I wanted to try movie reactions but I'm afraid of the copyright strikes (even though reactions are technically under fair use).

Those were the only things I was interested in doing. But, as it turns out, I think I'll put my fear aside and try only reactions, hoping for the best. Why? Because through reactions I won't have to worry about what to say as much. Overthinking leads to my ranting without being funny and I want to be entertaining. I can make people laugh a lot in real life so I want that to pass through my channel too. I don't want to be reading scripts either cause i get overwhelmed. So yeah.

I'll try to start with public domain movies cause I know there are people who enjoy those as much as me, like ooold old movies, but I will try newer ones when I feel a little more daring. I want to do anime and Japanese movie reactions too, I want more people to get into them as much as me xD. Music is out of the question, especially now that the law around their copyrights has grown stricter. As for game reactions...I can only play Genshin now, there isn't much I can do. If at some point I get a console (and money let's be real), I might consider playing there and then having a recap reaction or review and discussing it but that's all i can do.

It remains to be seen. I just hope I am not once again wasting my time. I suck at everything else so I might as well try providing laughs as a service to get paid? I don't know. I'm out of ideas and even though I've wanted to work behind cameras all my life, I want out of my current life so badly, I want to live my way so badly, I no longer care if a camera is on my face. And sure I'm using a model but it's still stressful to me, like how it looks, is it cute is it funny and whatnot.

[gwydionae]

As a resident Old Person TM, I hope you don't mind me adding a bit in relation to the classic games. For the record, I, too, think that the 2015 remake is likely the best place to start for a modern gamer. I love the classic series with all my heart, but it does have a higher barrier of entry. But for anyone willing to give the old games a shot, here's my two cents!

The best one to start with would be 6, in my opinion. It has a nice story with fun locations, puzzles, graphics, and even multiple endings. It also has a good voice cast, with Robbie Benson (the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast) and Tony Jay (Frollo from Disney's Hunchback) among the standouts.

While I admit 7 is not one of my personal favorites, it might also be an ok one to start with as it is very forgiving to people who haven't played a point and click adventure game before. It has 2D Disney-esque animations, and is broken into chapters with you alternating playing between two different characters.

1-4 are text based games which on their own would be more difficult to navigate, but on top of that, the graphics are extremely dated, some puzzles are stupid hard, and you can play your way into a dead end without realizing it until much later. 5 is near and dear to my heart, but while the graphics are lovely and the voice acting is quaint in a "they were trying their best" sort of way (as far as I'm aware, they just had people working on the game do the voice work as opposed to voice actors), it also has a few strange puzzles (pie??) as well as ways to softlock yourself (pie!!). And never play 8. Trust me. It's for your own good. XD

All that being said, if anyone is interested in playing the older games but doesn't want to try and figure out exactly which word the game wants you to type to get the correct response, you're in luck! Fan made remakes of 1-3 have existed (for free!) for years, and they are all really cool in their own ways. 4, unfortunately, never got the full treatment, but apparently a point and click version of the game came out 3 years ago. I have not played this one (as I only just found out about it - will have to rectify that!), but it seems to be the exact same game but using a mouse instead of a text parser.

King's Quest I, King's Quest II, King's Quest III - The AGD Interactive remakes are generally very highly regarded amongst older fans. Aside from now being point and click based, they completely update the art, puzzles, story, and even include decent enough voice acting for fanmade games - they even got the original voice of Graham for all of his lines! However, for better or for worse, they do expand the stories, adding significant amounts of content to especially 2 (and 3? it's been a while...). I, personally, find this fun and entertaining, but not everyone likes the new, non-canon content. Regardless, these remakes are very accessible to newer players looking to experience the old games but find them a bit TOO outdated.

King's Quest III - KQ3 actually got two remakes, this one being by Infamous Adventures. It isn't quite as polished as the AGDI version, but it stays truer to the original game, and therefore I think it's worth a mention. I quite enjoyed it.

So there you have it! 6 and 7 are great for beginners, and the remakes for 1-3 are worth checking out if you don't want to mess with a text input. And if you manage to get through those, I highly recommend 5 (just be prepared to possibly get stuck lol). The oldest of old fans may call this blasphemous, but there is no reason to suffer through a text based game if you have no interest in doing so. I just hope that someone might see this and give any of the classic games a shot, no matter their form. ^_^

@cygnascrimbles, that's a great question, and there's no one right answer. I'll give you my two cents. :-)

tl;dr: I'd heartily suggest starting with Chapter One: A Knight to Remember from King's Quest (2015) because it's the game of my heart and is intended as a starting point. But many people would suggest King's Quest I ('84) because it was the very first, or King's Quest V ('90) or VI ('93) because they are often hailed as the best the older, original series has to offer.

So if the thing that's stoking your interest in King's Quest is my blog, what you're seeing is the King's Quest game released by The Odd Gentlemen starting in 2015.

It's a reboot of the 80's/90's original games, but it requires no previous knowledge to play and is a fresh story. You play as Graham, who starts off as young lad dreaming of adventure and glory, and ends up having to unexpectedly take the throne he had planned on serving. Over the course of five chapters, you navigate the story of his life from those eager teen days straight through to old age, telling bedtimes stories to his grandchildren. It's a charming, quirky game with plenty of heart, a really gorgeous fairytale world of all hand-painted textures (they literally printed out the shapes for all the textures they needed, painted them with paint brushes, and then scanned them in to render in the game world! At least, as I understand it?), with a great sense of humour and some delightful characters. Graham himself is such a loveable dork in this version of the story, too,

But I do have to give a caveat. This game, delightful as it is, is also seriously flawed. It was released episodically, and there were complications in the dev process as it went on, so the earlier entries are much stronger than the later ones. Some parts of it are kind of stupid, there are times when it drops the ball on storytelling principles and characterization, and some wonderfully over ambitious ideas were just that - overly ambitious - and never got paid off story-wise.

But I love it anyway.

So my suggestion? Chapter One: A Knight to Remember (2015) is a free download, so I'd heartily say, "Try it out and see if you like it!" Most people think it's the best one of the reboot - it's a gorgeous, lighthearted story somewhat in the spirit of The Princess Bride (homages galore, and Wallace Shawn who played Vizzini features as one of the main cast.) It's a tale about a tournament, and a dragon's eye, and new friendships. It's self-contained if you want to stop there, and it's just full of joy and puzzles and a couple of surprisingly moving moments. If you want more after that, maybe check out a little of a playthrough of Chapter Two, which is also great but has very different atmosphere, and judge if it's something you want to shell out a shiny gold coin for.

All that being said, there's a sizable portion of the population who would suggest going back to King's Quest I (1984), which is where it all started and which turned forty yesterday! It was a huge mover and shaker in video game history back in its day. It's about Graham's attempts to recover the kingdom's three stolen treasures.

Others would suggest starting with King's Quest V (Graham journeys to rescue his family from a wizard) or VI (Graham's son Alexander quests to rescue a princess in a tower. ) They were made in the nineties and many players consider them to be King's Quest at its best (VI especially is generally beloved.)

You might find you enjoy these games much more than the reboot, but since I'm not as knowledgeable about the older games, I doubt I am the person to do them justice. If they intrigue you, you might want to do your own research or chat with someone who really loves them!

Anyhow, I don't want to talk your ear off. Thanks for asking, and let me know if I can be helpful any which way.

*whispers* ... and go download Chapter One: A Knight to Remember. It's free. You might like it. It's here:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/345390/Kings_Quest/

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Hello there! Would you mind doing headcanons of Akutagawa becoming friends with a fem reader who’s sweet but sassy? She’s also very curious and loves being around different kinds of people. Think of Clara Oswald from Doctor Who basically. Feel free to do this if you want to. If so, thanks love! 🙏💕

Akutagawa with a Fem! Friend Whos sweet but a psycho

Fandom:Bungou Stray Dogs Pairings:Akutagawa X Fem!Reader Genre:Fluff,maybe?

Format:HeadCanons Warnings:None :D

A/n:OMG I got my first request! you made me really happy baby T^T to be honest i havent watched Doctor Who yet,but i did searched about Claras personality and find out a little bit about her i tried my best to give you what you wanted,really hope you like it :>

●Ok,since were talking about Akutagawa,we all know that its not easy to become close to him,let alone being his friend (especially because of your sassy personality) but its a little bit more possible if youre a part of the mafia

●personally i think you have the best personality as Akutagawas friend.he needs someone whos supportive,sweet,caring but also strong and hard on him when it comes to arguements and battles.(and selfcare ofc)

●at first he thought you were a two faced person and didnt really like you,but when he found out more about you and how youre kind and also stand up for yourself at the same time,he admired your strongness(did i say it right?)

●since you liked him very much,you tried to become close with him.you asked Mori to assign some missions for you two (do you want Higuchi to come or not?its up to u bae) and after some time when you asked him to come with you to a tea house,he did not refuse.

●Hes your superior btw XD,so when you talk back to him it makes him kinda pissed of LOL

●you better have a strong ability,or else you would absolutely die in the middle of your arguement

●he will definitaly use RASHOUMON to teach you a lesson and you know its hard to survive his attacks,so train well if you wanna be close to him (or just dont talk back to him)

●ok but imagine not using your abilities (or any weapons) while fighting(it was a small disagreement at first,but it turned into a big mess) hell grab and pull your hair and youll bite his arm really hard.both of you will be shouting and screaming.

●imagine Gin and Tachihara watching you fight as they eat popcorn and tell each other: Bruh this is a hell of a show

●Gin is cheering for you cause things arent exactly smooth between her and her brother,and it was fun to watch

●Higuchi had a panic attack and was really confused (she would usually attack the person whos trying to harm her senpai,but youre his friend,so she doesnt know what to do)

●imagine you and him throwing empty cups at each other

●Chuuya will beat the crap outta both of you because of the mess youve made

●LOL

●aside from fighting,he really epreacate your concern about him.he knows that you dont wanna hurt him or something,you just have a sharp tongue

●hes trying not to get mad at you,but he does

●you usually hang out at a small teahouse,but on speciall nights you buy some beers and drinks and go to his place(Gin will join you sometimes)

●he lets his gaurd of around you and is more open to you about his emotions towards stuff,and that makes Higuchi jealous sometimes;but deep down shes happy that her senpai has someone who can take care of him

●please,do not talk about dazai.thats his weakspot and youll really hurt him and thats not what a good friend would do

●sometimes you flirt with him and wanna mess with him a little bit,cause you love to see him blush and embarassed

●he wonders if something is wrong with your brain LOL

I feell like this is really stupid,but thats all ive got.sorry love :') -Ash

[afterhourswjay]

AYE

I haven't seen you in a while!

(Not me watching the whole trial of Johnny Depp and amber herd rn 💀)

But, gimme some drama, PUH LEASE

Like, you akf Bakugo end up bumping into a an ex that's not the best. PUH LEASE

Hi, howdy! I can do some Bakugo drama! I'm a bit burnt out from fics rn, so it'll be hcs this time! Hope thats ok ^^' Also, sorry for any discombobulation. I wrote this instead of sleeping xD

Taglist: @dynacats

Currently listening to: Let it Die by Three Days Grace

Reader x Bakugo - Bumping into an ex

- you two were probably out and about, chatting and walking to a new cafe that opened not too far from the agency you guys opened (along w Deku, but he's not needed for this post) - you two are in line, waiting to be able to order your usuals. you two have become irregular regulars. while you two can't come in all the time or at regular times, you do come in and order mostly the same thing (sometimes you get stuff for your friends and collogues) - today is one of those days that you are picking up some extra drinks and snacks, so you're checking your phone when you hear a nearly inaudible cough and a quiet 'excuse me' come from behind you - you turn to look and are mentally disgusted by the sight of your ex. what happened, i hear you asking. you realized that the two of you weren't compatible. the unfortunate part is that it wasn't until your friends told you that you shouldn't have to deal with their blaming everything on you for you to leave them - however, when they see its you, their eyes immediately light up and they pull you aside to chat with you - your quick to tell bakugo know who wants what before you get pulled away from him how rude of them - you can practically feel bakugo's eyes burning holes into the back of your head as you and your ex catch up. they congratulate you on breaking top 15 pro heroes. and then you suffered listened as they - at some point they confess that they were stupid for letting you go and that they would like to try again. you turn them down, saying that you've already moved on and that you're now dating bakugo - they look about ready to start yelling when bakugo joins up with you and snaps that you two need to get going if you, and your collogues, want to eat any of the food you guys ordered, so you take some of the bags from your boyfriend and say good bye to your ex - you watch as bakugo then flips off your ex with a vicious grin and you can't help the giggle that escapes you as he wraps his arm around your shoulder as you two make your way out of the cafe and to the agency

[angelrunners]

Lucifer x reader fluff oneshot because i have SAD HOURS! also it's 3am and i have insomnia xD

I wanna crosspost to watty again but ehhh. Dunno if i wanna go back. ANYHOO.... Enjoy!

Mc had been struggling a bit since they got to the demon world. Lucifer was definitely being kind to them though. He was almost defensive when the others tried anything and would conveniently be there if mc needed him.

Mc gave a small sigh as they laid back in bed, throwing their phone aside in frustration. "Ughhhh...." They groaned, getting frustrated with Mammons shenanigans. You'd think itd be normal by now, but not exactly. Mammon constantly pestered mc for money and attention and mc wasn't having any of it. It was hard enough to have Asmodeus in their face to chat about himself. He was definitely something alright.

Lucifer knocked on the door before opening it, getting hit in the face with a pillow by an angry human. "I TOLD YOU TOO FUCK OFF- ohhhh heeeyyyy...." Mc went red faced and smiled nervously, shrinking down and looking away. Lucifer chuckled a bit and sat in bed next to them, setting the pillow down. "Is everything ok?" Lucifer jumped straight to the point. "No. I mean .... It should be! I'm not even supposed to be here and yet.. I'm so fucking frustrated!! Im trying so hard! I really am, Luci! But holy FUCK!!!" Mc was on the verge of tears and frustrated but couldn't seem to cry. Lucifer gently rubbed their back, feeling mc tense up then slowly relax into his touch. "I will talk to my brothers. There will be no need to worry about it." Lucifer said calmly, it was almost cursed to see him soft spoken. He absolutely only did it in rare occasion....or around mc of course.

Little did mc know. Lucifer was about to enact the texting ban. Mc was ready for anything at this point but .... Maybe not that just yet. Though they were just at the end of their rope and trying hard to not snap unnecessarily. Mc didn't WANT to hurt anyone but definitely just needed space. "Listen I just....i get that I'm a human. I really do. But sometimes it's as if my word means nothing to any of them. I want treated nice and just ... Not seen as just a human or someone to come to when you need money or such. I want to go home...Or at least have some fucking change to how I'm treated ....i must sound silly don't i?" Mc buried their face into their hands and shut their eyes tightly. "I'm a stupid human to you all..." Mc choked out through hyperventilating. "You aren't a stupid human. I am not aware how hard it is to be here in your perspective. But i do want to make sure you are comfortable with your stay. And if you do not feel like participating in things then you do not have to. You have my number and I urge you to use it as much as you need, mc." He pulled them into a soft embrace, his wings appearing and making the hug even more warm and snug as he wrapped them around mc like a huge group hug. He would definitely be kicking someone's ass tonight....

To be continued??

Aka if enough people want me to lol

[system-of-a-feather]

Thanks to those sending good wishes

I'd absolutely like to say though, I've been cohosting with XIV for like over a year probably closer to two in a functional manner, he's my other half and we work closely and co front frequently

And even now, I do not stop finding myself in awe of how chronically "in character" he is. Like he used to more so than now play up his persona around anyone he saw not worth his time (ie as XIV 1.0, that was literally everyone) and he still does it to some degree as a fun choice - so having been around him this long I forget that while its sometimes played up like....

None of it is disingenuine and his "character" is just who he actually is with the volume cranked up a bit

Cause I look over the brain shoulder while hes at the gym and dudes looking up butterfly knives to practice with to, and I quote, "Give me something to project my murderous shit into and feel like I am still honing my combat skills" and Im like bro

Ok I get the context but out of context I actually check in to existence briefly and you are looking at butterfly knives can you look up anything LESS in character god

Forgetting that he was rambling at my fiance about shit thatd put us on a list cause he finds it "a fun thought experiment" like WHY do I cohost with this guy hes a DeRAngEd CyCLepATh and Im trusting him with time in this life

God I must be insane smh smh

Shitposts aside, love having my really concerning but reliable other here XD Cause I look at this dude and Im like "You are full of red flags and yet Id trust you with my life how"

Hes also apparently decided "I am also going to channel out my innate drive to destroy and dominate AT our uterus because the three weeks is the battle to KILL the uterus and so long as I manage those 3 weeks without being stupid, I walked out alive and that BITCH FUCKING DIED"

And Im just like

Yeah ok 👍 Love you bro 👍😂 You have fun with that 😂

-Riku

Dude genuinely I dont care if the pain is horrible or whatever. The worst thing of the hysterectomy is not working out for three weeks straight

Like I'm not sure how well we've articulated how much of a corner stone coping mechanism specifically for me going to the gym is in toning down the irritability, anger issues, impulsivity, and overall big ASPD flares that can get pretty dangerous unchecked for us.

Like I'll probably substitute it with heavy guitar since we will be forced off work and thats my other top coping, but god damn man

I'll do it and all cause I think I could survive 3 weeks of no gym compared to having a fucking uterus that even if silenced still wants to murder us

But god damn, Ill need my Princess (guitar) this month

Or our brain will go "Oh we are sick" and fire me as host / cohost for a while cause it tends to do that since I have dangerously muted responses to physical strain and am prone to going to far but DAMN

Anyways hysterectomy tomorrow morning

-XIV

[aftonfamilyvalues]

https://twitter.com/chudsoftiktok/status/1630379654560337920?s=46&t=rxVuP1UZDXySiHI_n0SZfw

this video is a fucking hellscape i hate it so much. obviously the worst part is the boymom & her batshit insane comment at the end of the vid, but the twt replies are ugly too…..and everyone is just ok with a 13 year old (allegedly) wearing a thong at the beach?? i see some people in the replies saying “well in europe, women show even more skin at the beach!! XD she would FLIP if she saw european beaches”

like what a stupid thing to say. as if it’s a contest, and the women who are the most exposed & the most OK with that exposure Win. also a european woman being topless at the beach (neutral, unsexualized) is frankly not comparable to a child wearing an impractical, objectifying piece of swimwear that was literally invented to sexualize female bodies.

bonus points for the literal WHITE MAN in the replies talking about how this video is a “great example of white women upholding the patriarchy”. 🙄🙄🙄 MF YOU ARE THE PATRIARCHY

god i hate this all so much. female children deserve better. when i see stuff like this, i feel so sorry for the girls of today.

okay, no, that last bit is absolutely horrible.

while i agree the sexualization of children is widespread and disgusting and there needs to be something done about it, the filmed mom is only offended because she sees her son as a future predator. she doesnt care about the 13 year old girl being sexualized and attracting the attention of pedophiles, she cares about how this will awaken some sort of predatory instinct in her son. but unfortunately she is upholding the patriarchy with the whole "i dont care if my precious son rapes your immodest daughter, its not my problem because she was dressed like a whore" like boymoms coddling their rapist sons absolutely is patriarchal upholding.

i also saw a comment from a mom talking about how uncomfortable the idea of a 13 year old in a thong is and she got accused of "slut-shaming" like excuse me why the fuck are you trying to defend a 13 year old girl by calling her a slut?

but another issue completely aside from the main topic, people filming dumb encounters "for their own safety" instead of walking away and disengaging. the woman filming just continues to engage with this hostile woman (who has obviously been drinking by the looks of that twisted tea can) which only leads to more escalation. she cares more about filming this and getting internet views than her or her daughters safety, in my opinion.

but overall no one in the video is okay.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: When they accidentally kill you

Requested by: okokok121 + @RitaRoseFromBBB

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(Ok, I know you did ask for the doctors + Mikell and Strelnikov, but I've decided to add the SCPs in here if that's alright with you. And also, sorry if I didn't capture Strelnikov's attitude well as I'm not as familiar with him compared to Mikell, yet again I'm not familiar with Jack Bright's family other than TJ and 321)

Sorry if it wasn't up to your standards. I just felt that some of these characters weren't the type to kill the reader, even if it wasn't intentional.

WARNING: Slight Angst

Dr Simon Glass

Simon wouldn't be the one to accidentally kill you himself, but it's more of the situation he put you in without realising the full extent of the consequences. He was just busy writing his patients' reports, and you just strolled in his office to check upon him. Simon stopped what he was doing and smiled with you as you both ate your food in his ever so clean office. As you were about to leave, Glass requested you to deliver something to Jack Bright in which you did. You and Jack were close friends (not so surprising since you're both equally as mad as each other) so if Simon wanted to know where he is or if he needed to give him something, he would go to you first. You managed to deliver the parcel to Bright in 682's containment cell and you both laughed before you returned. Unfortunately, 682 was having a rough day due to being a subject to Bright's test (I would be too tbh) which caused him to become more aggressive than usual and attacked 3 researchers. One of them being you as 682 dragged you down to the acid bath with him and Jack rushed to save you. Bright wasn't able to and he had to fulfil;l his duty to tell Simon Glass that you passed as 682 had killed you during a test. Needless to say, Glass was forced to take time off with Bright due to this event and he became more distant for months to come. Bright had to keep it together just so Simon wouldn't have to lose the shred of sanity he had in him.

Dr Jack Bright

You and Bright were doing some tests on one of the more dangerous SCPs (no, it's not that giant mf lizard of that warrior killing machine) in which your job was to handle these creatures while Jack was doing all the lab stuff. The SCP you both were conducting your research on was ●●|●●●●●|●●|● (SCP 2521 - We're getting ripped tonight, RIP my friends) and you were doing all sorts of things which resulted in you summoning this creature out of the blue by accident. Bright had to drag you out away from the creature and you just stood there observing its behaviour until it noticed you. Jack Bright had to take you on the run yet again (cuz you do be stoopid and stubborn so all yall wanna do is stare at something that's gonna kill ya. JUST RUN BIATCH!!!) but the SCP managed to catch up with you both and snatched you before Bright could even get help. Jack was astonished and deeply depressed since the incident and was left increasingly agitated after every walking day and even Glass couldn't get him out of his shell. He would pretend that everything's fine, but deep down, everyone knows that he's not (that's a whole ass mood right there buddy). Bright was extremely guilty for making you research 2521 and tried to summon it again, but all other scientists stopped it.

Dr Alto Clef

Clef was just doing his job, managing all the Keter class SCPs with ease and without hesitation. You know this from first-hand experience on your very first day on the job 3 years ago and Clef took an interest in you so he took you under his wing. So on this mission, he's on, he wanted to take you with him so you went along (not like you'd say no to this madman anyways right?). It was a breach on one of the sites with a sh- ton of Keter class SCPs and your jobs were to exterminate/neutralise them and save all the other researchers in which your team did do well and were still alive. You on the other hand were killed in action by SCP 939 (NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS RELEASED MY PETS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!). Clef wasn't able to save you on time, but he managed to kill 2 of those SCPs. When he got back, he hid in his office and was depressed for 23.3 weeks and when he managed to drag himself out, he was bawling his eyes out. He deeply regretted taking you on a mission with him and swore an oath that if he were to ever take another person under his wing (probs in like 50 years), he would do anything in his power to not take them on a life-threatening mission.

Dr Benjamin Kondraki

You were out with Kondraki, just laying on the grass like you normally do as you just watched Kondraki take photographs of various and random stuff. Not long later, you asked him if he could teach you how to become such an avid photographer like him, so he did. However, little did you and Kondraki know that his butterfly friends felt danger lurking around the area you were in and quickly transformed into a threatening SCP to defend you both. Lurking around the woods were uncontained 939s running loose on the ground in which the booterflies attacked it. One of the red lizards was ready to pounce onto Kondraki to which you ran and pushed him out of the way (BAD DOGGO ))),:<). Luckily he was unharmed, but you, on the other hand, was heavily injured so Kondraki rushed you back to the foundation's medic. You died there shortly after and Kondraki blamed himself for getting you hurt on a harmless visit to the woods for some photographs. Bright and Clef begged Glass to do some psychological evaluation on Kondraki despite him telling them that he needs some time alone before he could do such things.

O5 Council Mikell Bright

When you're with Mikell, he would be his true self, being honest and relaxed since you're his most trusted partner. Moreover, he would tell you everything about what the O5 Council has been doing and their top secrets and you would always keep your lips sealed. The other members are wary of this at first but soon warm up to you since you're one of the most trusted individuals. Being with the cowboy is quite entertaining and you'll be quite protected being with him, so most of the time, you get free reign over the foundation, however, you still had to obey the rules as you weren't exactly a member of the O5 council and that would also help you from making people think you're sus for being treated so differently. That day was one of the days where your freedom got the better of you as you were on a mission with Mikell and he was about to aim at the target until you pushed him out of the way from danger. He quickly gained his composure and tried to shoot the anomaly behind you which he missed and shot you instead. Mikell was in shock and tried to get the medics, but by the time they arrived, you've already passed. Jack had to check up on his brother regularly to see how he's doing and to make sure he doesn't fall off the edge, reminding him that you wouldn't want to see him this way.

Agent Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov

As an agent, Strelnikov's life and his closest friends and relatives would be on the line. He wouldn't know when, where or how he would die and is in constant fear of losing everyone around him, especially you. One time, he took you on a mission with him since you were trained under him and he felt that you were ready to go onto your first-ever mission (well too bad, it's your last mission since y'all just suck at your jobs and this poor man has to drag you up from hell and y'all just fall back in) and so you guys went and attempted to gain information and track down some SCPs. Dmitri had to save you a few times since you didn't heed his advice and looked behind your back and that one time he left you on your own, you were murdered by a ruthless group from one of the GOIs. This, of course, deeply saddened agent Strelnikov as he was washed away by the guilt he had from leaving you to stand by your own 2 feet. You were a bright and gentle person who always looked up to him, always eager to learn and never want to fail him. These traits are what drew you to him and he was hoping to have you on his team permanently, however, that dream was long gone (just like your non-existent brain cells trying to keep your life together so y'all don't do stupid things) as you were snatched away from him in an instant. He wrote the report once he went back to the foundation and locked himself up for so long the doctors had to get him out (like your guardians whenever you don't wake up in the mornings).

Extras:

SCP 073 (Cain)

You and Cain were strolling around site 17 until a containment breach happened. Cain had to drag you by your arm since you froze (like a deer in headlights XD) and didn't react to anything since you were afraid. Luckily you did manage to get your senses back together and ran with him. Not long later, a Keter class SCP came charging at you and in a panic, Cain pushed you aside without a glance which caused another SCP to kill you since you were blocking the way. He looked over to you to see that you were wounded, lifted you up, and found a medic. Cain blamed himself for not looking carefully and had he done that, you wouldn't be dying. By the time the medic and you both arrived, you were already at the brink of death and when 343 finally arrived, you were long gone. 343 had to calm 073 down from trying to seek revenge once again but he can't due to the overwhelming guilt he had on him. 343 managed to ease his mind a bit which caused him to blackout. The researchers had to put him under their watchlist to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid (like you when you're studying for your important exams).

SCP 076 (Abel)

It was a normal day for you and Abel to hang around until this one mf guard angered Abel to which caused a containment breach. He went on a rampage (you do be here like Hercules! Hercules! XD) in which you had to try and calm him down. By the time you went to the main part of the facility, you saw many of the D-classes and researchers beheaded (like the previous queens in- never mind). When you had found Abel attempting to slaughter a guy, you jumped in front of the victim and by the time Abel realised that you were there, his sword cut you open in half (KO! 10 points to Gryffindor). He was overwhelmed with guilt and anxiety about him killing you by accident and returned to his box as demanded by the MTF members. The scientists noticed a change in Abel's behaviour and never questioned it. Those who knew what had happened never mentioned it in fear of another breach and left him be.

SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)

It was an ideal Saturday night at the foundation. You and our adorable 999 was wandering around the facility minding your own business until some madman came charging into the foundation. The alarm for the breach went on and everyone was confused since there weren't any dangerous SCPs on the loose. As it turns out, it was an intruder from one of the other GOIs trying to kidnap some of the SCPs. You and 999 just so happened to be in the exact same spot as the intruder and was holding a weapon of some sort. Realising what's happening, 999 pushed you out of the way just as the intruder fired her weapon which missed you both. One of the agents caught up with both of you and tried to shoot the intruder but ended up shooting you just as you got up which killed you. 999 never greeted any visitors in his cell ever again for quite some time and the researchers attempted to bribe him but failed.

SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)

You were requested to take part in a test with 682 and another Keter class SCP in a test room and your job was to make sure 682 weren't allowed to lash out at the researchers because of this test. However, this certain Keter class SCP has decided that it wants to attack you in which 682 shoved you aside to protect you. The researchers ran in to save you but the other SCP managed to pounce on you and suffocated you to the brink of death. 682 was about to take a chonki bite out of that SCP but instead, he bit you instead, killing you instantly. He regretted every decision he has ever made and never attacked the foundation staff for months.

SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)

This doctor was just minding his own business until some dumbass researchers rushed into his room like some fanboys trying to get their noona's signatures. 049 was entertained by this remark but was soon agitated as they disturbed his work and wouldn't leave him alone. So, 049 used his lethal touch on some of the researchers as the rest ran. Luckily, they ran into you, so you managed to calm down the angri bird doctor. Unfortunately, that didn't go as planned as he had mistaken you as one of the other fanboys and stabbed you right into your heart. As soon as he had realised what he's done, he rushed you into his cell and performed surgery on you. Mid-surgery, he soon realised that you were losing too much blood and died right then and there. He mourned for quite some time as the other researchers were severely punished as it had led to your death which could've been avoided.

SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)

Like the other SCPs mentioned in the list, there was a test that resulted in your death. 035 was instructed to change to another human as the black goo was secreted from the mask and so he obeyed as you were slouching by the corner of the test room. Except for this time, it is being worn by a taller and more muscular man who was a wanted man due to his former job as a mercenary. As the researchers watched intently, the mask soon felt slightly overpowered but was resolved quickly due to his evergrowing abilities and experience in possessing those who come near it or is wearing the mask. The mask spoke of the discomfort of being overpowered to which the researchers took note of this statement and watched. You were somewhat concerned to you went closer to your beloved partner to check up on him. However, upon coming closer to 035, he switched his usual persona to the man wearing it, becoming more aggressive and unable to control this body, killing the first person he sees, which was you. This stunned the researchers as the guards tried to pry him off you. When they managed to get him off, you were no longer breathing. In the next interview with 035, he displayed extreme guilt and sadness of his inability to possess the man well enough to control him fully and made a request for him to be left alone for a while.

SCP 096 (Shy Guy)

You both met up during the breach a few steps away from 096's cell. He was wandering around to find you while covering his elongated face. All the other researchers were outside trying their best to stay calm and deal with this massive breach until they just saw 096 walking about looking for someone. It instantly clicked in their mind and offered to look for you as long as he goes back to his cell afterwards to which he agreed. Upon finding you, another SCP was attempting to attack you but was soon neutralised by the other MTFs. 096 managed to push you away beforehand but his throw was so strong that you died on the impact when you fell to the ground (you really did get yeeted lmao). As 096 and the others ran towards you to make sure you were ok, you had stopped breathing and 096 screamed in sadness which flooded the whole field. As he was contained back to his cell, they noticed a small detail about 096 which was him wailing every now and again about your death.

SCP 105 (Iris)

You and Iris were just strolling down site 17 to meet with Cain and Dr James Dantensen. Once you've arrived at the agreed location within site 17, you guys were just catching up with old times and sharing your memories and stories about your everyday lives. However, this jolly moment only lasted for so long as someone had breached the containment to target you as you were close to a lot of the SCPs, especially the humanoid ones. As you, along with the others, ran to safety, the enemy caught up with you and threatened you for your knowledge of the SCPs. Iris finally caught up with you just in time to see the commotion and shoved you out of the way. Cain managed to shield you from another guy who attempted to shoot you in which Iris retaliates by throwing a knife back, but instead, injured you instead. She ran over and screamed as you slowly blacked out. Cain had to carry you over as Dantensen was calling the medics and you barely managed to survive. During your days in the hospital, the suspect managed to suffocate you which alarmed everyone. During the days that followed, Iris had been seeking out revenge as Cain tried to make her stay calm and think more rationally.

SCP 106 (Old Man)

It was another day spending some time in 106's pocket dimension as you relaxed with him. You both talked about your past experiences and the obstacles you both had overcome. Once you both were done relaxing (aka never you lazy catto so get up and do something useful for once cuz I don't wanna see yall get screamed at by your family and non-existent friends (jk jk i hope they're treating you well)), 106 took you back to his containment cell and just sat there as the researchers looked at you both blankly. 096 caused a containment breach which, of course, freed you both from 106's cell and you made a run for it (RUN FOREST RUN!). As you and 096 came into contact, 106 tried to put himself between the both of you, knowing what 096 was capable of. Unfortunately, this resulted in 106 being attacked and you died from looking at his face (wear a damn mask 096, you're in the middle of a pandemic). Saddened by the news, 106 seek revenge but was briefly neutralised and shipped to another facility so it wouldn't cause another breach due to his rage.

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Ok I got a new idea so soon and had to tell you XD a tattoo for each member of the Toon Patrol:

Smartass: A diamond and/or a gold chain, possibly a reflection of his revolver in the jewelry.

Wheezy: An ashtray with cigarettes, more grayish in color aside from the red in the lit cigarettes.

Greasy: a hand with the fingers tracing over wherever on your skin you get the tattoo (I had alot of trouble with this one. I figured the hand would go with Greasy's perversion and his iconic scene in the film, though if you've got a better idea I'd love to hear it ^^).

Psycho: a open razor, eye catching in color, or a corrupted/rusted looking halo and lyra (I know most of the weasels gained halos and lyra's after they died, though I feel like that tattoo would be best for Psycho with how he was still able to cause havoc when he died arguably Greasy did too since he let go of the break that kept the machine from driving into the wall)

Stupid: A baseball bat and ball, more fun in color and a stark contrast with all the others, just like his character.

What are your thoughts?

Omgggggggggggggg these are really great XDD (Sorry sorry!! Somehow I didn't see these till now!!!)

Smartass: I like that reflection addition, that's so cool!

Wheezy: Yesssssssss, that's so cool!! Especially the lit bits!! I'd definitely have this one in colour

Greasy: Oh my lorddddddddddddddd XDD That's so funny and perfect, haha XD

Psycho: Oh!! I love these!! Especially the halo one- but may i raise you- a corrupted halo for each of the weasels. One that glows red, one that glows golden, one that glows green and one that glows blue. And then just a pink fedora on the ground. I'd put them each on my knuckles

Stupid: Of course ^^

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nct dream reaction to their s/o kissing their neck

request: none genre: fluff summary: how do the members of nct dream react when their s/o kisses their neck (in a very innocent, soft way lmao) warnings: none a/n: shfjdsjshdjd this was my first time writing a reaction, i hope y’all enjoy and that it doesn’t suck too much lol. it’s really long XD like i just got more and more carried away fksdhksd

➳ mark

well

this boi loves to kiss your shoulders

i just know it i’ve also seen it in like fifteen different posts but that’s not the point lmao

anyways, this time you wanted to try it instead

so you were hugging

and he kissed your shoulder like he usually does

and then you pressed a soft kiss on the skin where his neck meets his shoulder

to put it simply, he melted

he loved it so much, like so much, i cannot stress this enough

he pauses; in shock, but quickly recovers and hugs you even tighter 

he has the the softest, most adoring little smile on his face (along with a light blush cuz he’s kinda a shy baby haha)

then i think that he’s pull away just enough to press the sweetest kiss on your lips 

because that little kiss you gave him made his heart overflow with so much love that he just had to

now you both regularly kiss each other’s shoulders/neck and it’s just really cute hehdhdj

bonus: when you like actually kiss his neck (rather than shoulder) he gets so frickin soft and flustered and blushes like crazy but he really really loves it lol

➳ renjun

so he was drawing/painting like the talented artsy boy he is

and you were kinda just hanging around on the couch a few feet away

you were bored, but for the moment content with just watching him be talented and pretty

the way that his eyebrows furrowed slightly as he carefully put in the details was just so adorable

so adorable that you had to do something about it

that something entailed standing up and quietly walking up behind him

at first you just admired his art for a moment, something that he was used to you doing

but gosh he was just so endearing

so you leaned down and around, gently kissing the side of his neck

this boy froze

he could not, for the life of him, suppress the smile that started to grow on his face

his dimple popped out

and he tried not to freak out

but his blush was so evident like boi-

and again, he was just so cute, so you kissed his neck again

and this child is just about to combust because of the sheer amount of hearts and uwus inside him 

so he angrily slams his drawing utensil on the table and attacks you with kisses all over your face

➳ jeno

you were snuggling with jeno on his bed

and it was already very very soft and adorable

he was laying on his back reading a book and you were like halfway on his chest

and obviously you love jeno too much for your own good

so you wanted to kiss him

but you’re also a lazy child just like me, so you settled for kissing his neck

you just tilted your head up slightly and gave his neck a cute little smooch

you could feel him tense slightly in surprise and pleasure but this little fricker pretended to keep reading his book

but you looked up at his face and his eye smile was so big that you were sure he couldn’t even see a thing, much less read the words on the pages

so you smooched his neck again and there was absolutely no way that he could resist you

he set his book aside and wrapped his arms around you, pressing the most loving big kiss on the top of your head

he gave you another kiss

and another

and a n o t h e r

because he’s fricking whipped for you and then makes you tilt your head up so he can kiss your lips too

so in case you couldn’t tell jeno liked it when you kissed his neck

➳ haechan

this little--

istg he’s gonna be the death of us all

so you were sitting next to donghyuk; both of you doing some sort of work

and you finished first, so you kinda just sat around, very bored and wanting some entertainment

of course this baby boi loves to tease you

so you were like

“i should tease him back”

by kissing his neck

and you probably knew by then, that kissing his neck would not be his loss, would not act as teasing for him, but rather would backfire on you

but like i said, you were bored and you wanted some attention, so you leaned over

and kissed his adorable little neck

this babe freezes, turns to look at you, and just smirks

“awwww my baby can’t live without my affection for just five minutes, can they?” “you know you could just ask if you want me to kiss you. no need for these obvious hints”

and of course you mentally facepalm but you knew it was coming

besides it was cute because he was actually blushing

and he would never admit it but that made him really happy and soft

he ends up pressing the sweetest kiss on your forehead before turning back to his work (that he can’t focus on bc all he can think about is how much he loves you)

➳ jaemin

so this baby hadn’t seen you in a few days

and by his texts you could tell that he really missed you (and you ofc missed him a bunch too)

so you decided to go surprise him at the company building while he was practicing

you asked renjun and jeno to help you surprise him a bit, so they made sure that he knew you weren’t coming and that he’d be there when you come

you got there safely and successfully yay and headed to the practice room that jeno told you they were in

you walked in and were very happy to see the jaemin’s back was to you

so you motioned for the boys that noticed you to be quiet and ran up to jaemin, attacking him with the biggest back hug

but THEN you decided to kiss the back of his neck

he was already dying of happiness when he felt his arms around you

and that little kiss just sent him over the edge with love and joy

he MELTED OK HE MELTED INTO YOUR ARMS

it was like all the stress and any negative emotion inside of him just melted away and he just felt so touched by that little kiss from you

especially because he’s the one who usually initiates physical affection

i think he’d actually get slightly emotional, especially if he had a hard/tiring day

is just overwhelmed with gratitude for you uwu

turns around and hugs you so tight and won’t let go of you for the rest of the week day

➳ chenle

honestly who knows what you two were doing

you were messing around with each other per usual

but you got tired lol

so you kinda just found yourselves tangled up on the ground

you were probably giggling like maniacs

and you were just so happy and in love with chenle that you had to smooch him

but like i said you were kinda just a mess of tangled up limbs

so you couldn’t reach his face

therefore, you opted to kiss his neck, which was just in reach

you gave him a big, dramatic, adorable smooch right on the front of his neck and above his collarbone

when i tell you he smiles so wide? i mean he smiles so. frickin. wide.

the biggest grin adorned his face and he lets out the loudest, happiest, most pleased laugh in the world

is really just beyond happy

he literally asks you to do it again

so obviously you do

and he freaks out again

spends like fifteen five minutes trying to get untangled from you so that he can kiss you all over and hug you into oblivion

just adores it when you kiss his neck and wants you to do it all the time

➳ jisung

so you were sitting in this baby’s lap

(which made him extremely flustered at the beginning, but once he gets used to it he actually adores having you on his lap, like idc if you’re taller or bigger than him in any way, he loves it)

you were kinda just chillin on a couch, probably both looking at your phones

it was just very soft cuz he had his arms around you and you were all curled up against him

jaemin probably walked in and threw a blanket on you, as well as took fifteen thousand pictures of you without you noticing somehow

anyways, you kinda just looked at his face and were like

“dang my boyfriend is so cute and i love him more than anything in this universe” as you should

so you were like

time to initiate some sort of other physical affection to make him extremely flustered

you’d never kissed his neck before and now was the time to do so

so you reached over and pressed a sweet, gentle kiss on the side of his neck right below his jaw

as we all expected, he f r o z e

he became a block of hecking ice idc if it was in the middle of summer tho that would make jaemin putting a blanket on you slightly odd but we can ignore that

basically he was just really flustered and a blushing mess but it most definitely makes him very happy and smiley

ok does anyone know how to fix the stupid formatting/spacing error thingy it does for bulleted stuff that it does in the app?? lol