percy: people who don’t put q-tips in their ears are such big babies. like, grow the hell up
annabeth: but it’s terrible for you
percy: okay? so is coffee. so is alcohol. so is working a 9 to 5. adults don’t do things that are good for them. that’s what makes you an adult
annabeth: you take vitamins every day, which is being healthy. are you saying that’s childish?
percy: hey now, i only take those cause they’re blue and look like cute little sharks
annabeth:
annabeth: i’m sorry you’re right. that’s very adult of you, seaweed brain
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headcanon that Percy grows facial hair really fast and is constantly shaving it off because then he’s indistinguishable from Poseidon and he fuckin hates it lol.
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when ghost tries to pick you up early on into your relationship, you resisted with a frown and told him you were too heavy for him
the next day, he sends you a gym video of him doing hip-thrusts using over three times your bodyweight. he says he’s practising for tonight
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daily life of xavier the writer
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no matter the ship, i love the trope where toph can sense who has a crush on the other bc of their heartbeats. They'll be stuttering through a convo and she'll just be there like I Know What You Are.
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