#im gonna die this is so embarrassing

[wykonii]

Any starkid fans

[skitskatdacat63]

2011 Italian Grand Prix - Vettonso

[toruskiii]

Fuck them taxes boy how bout you come tax this pu

[karizipan]

get me out of here oh mt god

[xxplastic-cubexx]

ngl when I first saw the graham norton show thing wasn't expecting them to be read rpf summaries of all things like in this situation any fanfiction would have been hard to watch but I feel like x-men fanfiction would have been more of a middle ground

WAIT THEY WERE READING RPF SUMMARIES ???? NOT JUST X-MEN FANFIC SUMMARIES ????

[stqrgirl3]

UR ON TUMBLR ???????????

....no......you're hallucinating......

[ratatatastic]

"you had that kind of backpass that slipped past bobby and then a few moments later you scored" EROD. EROD SWEETIE. STOP LAUGHING. STOP IT. STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR SPOUSE TEAMMATE POOR MIKKSY IS SO RED. STOP IT. PLEASE CAN WE BE SERIOUS HES GONNA ERUPT YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE STOP BEING MEAN roddy you do such a piss poor job to hide your amusement as if your hand can cover that huge ass grin that streches from here to the damn pacific

you cannot block the sun with a single finger...do not hope that your hand masks THE WAY YOU ARE CHEESIN SIR.

mikksy nodding at the "backpass" like yes yes i did do that yeah it- it almost went it. yep. in the finals of the tournament for the hardest trophy to earn. yeah most mortifying moment of my life that will be talked about for the rest of the finals can we please- *succumbs to the mortfying ordeal of having to talk about it to media* yep.

erod keeps chuffing to himself that mikksy keeps glancing at him from the corner of his eye as he tries to focus on the english being said to him i know his ears started burning BAD THEYRE PRACTICALLY RADIATORS (ears so big they become thermoregulators i learned that in natgeo magazine once ☝️) RODDY YOURE SUCH A DISTRACTION BEHAVE. BE NICE.

you know mikksy isnt so big and scary when you have a tiny man next to him laughing at his misfortune as he turns the brightest red known to man that if he stood in the middle of an intersection cars would stop

"i was going...high and lows on that one shift that- well i tried to go d to d pass..." poor mikksy trying to explain his thought process but hes stumbling through it like is the room getting hotter? i think the room is getting hotter- yeah uh d to d pass um yeah is it normal to hear the pulsating in your ears or is that a medical issue i should be worried about- ah no thats just the embarrassment isnt it. ah. yeah that would do it.

and little miss chuckles next to him is not helping at all GIRL HES TRYING TO ANSWER STOP IT

school presentation esque dynamic here... when its your turn to talk but suddenly your bestie erupts into laughter because you opened your mouth and youre like shut up SHUT UP ITS NOT FUNNY. SHUT UP. so youre trudging through it because you need a good preformance grade and just SHUT UP.

"bobby was awake so it was good for us" YES HE WAS guys its okay mikksy was being silly doing a think fast exercise and bobby passed with flying colours we love when our d gives bobby his enrichment time its important to their health as a species

rushing to say "and then the rest was nice." you mean your goal mikksy you mean your AMAZING SNAPSHOT OF A GOAL THAT FIRED UP THE WHOLE TEAM??? THAT WAS NICE YEAH IM SURE IT WAS. im gonna shake him violently please PLEASE IT WAS SUCH A GOOD GOAL IM STILL FEELING THE HIGH OF IT COME ON also roddy looking over while mikksy shrugs off his goal like it was footnote and not a big deal like yeah its nice ig... that goofy grin that damn goofy grin...babe lets try to be a little subtle here...looking at him like he hung the moon and all the stars in the sky ffs

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 2 postgame interview | 6.10.24 (x)

and because i love mikksy heres one of the most embarrassing moments of his career forever immortalised you go big guy <3

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"yes im so fine"

*researches whether i can get my hands on ipecac*

[skzookitchen]

can we please stop normalizing being so freaking delusional??? Its honestly harmful in the long run and actually super embarrassing

[harpalion]

it’s so embarrassing tagging pics of arctic and fennec foxes as “self” like i’m some sort of kinnie but it’s predominantly a cultural thing for me in both respects… oh well i guess i will just be cringe

[pup-pee]

hi small vent

but like i went 2 get soda bc sugar & i just step on glass??

theres just glass on the floor no1 told me about

i didnt step 2 deep so im FINE BHT JUST

i was complaining how “not asking 4 help will make us end up walking on the broken glass u leave bhind” earlier & it came true i dont get this

also theres more blood but its on concrete so its fine but like cmon

[the-nefarious-vampire]

rewatching hatchet town and maybe im just overthinking but i swear kim doesnt say "shit" in the line "can i shit or will i drown". like her lips dont move at all? i might be wrong cause its a slightly awkward angle and she moves on that word but if im not just imagining things then thats like, REALLY good continuity with angela covering her mouth on the "im so fucking dead"

[eightspringdays]

to think the only reason I've been in the dn hell for so long is because of the meronians, literally the only reason why I have spent like 14ish years on my life on it is because of these two weird monochromatic dudes whose dynamic potential is so big they had rewired my brain over and over again since my teens.

if I had robbed a McDonald's I'd have gotten a shorter sentence. I'm telling u.

id be a free woman by now if, instead of watching homotron prime 3000 giving to twinkatron blondie mcqueer the Photo™️, I'd have stolen a couple of mcnuggets with ketchup

but noooooo

[mewguca]

yesterday i helped host karaoke in shipping container

it was very fun (

i sang aishite

ty daikon for clipping me singing and helping host

hi @fauxbia thx for helping host and not eating my neurons

ty @thatgoshdangcowboi as well for helping host!! and singing...whatever that creation was i think i died.

i made a little animatic...moon and sigs and seeker are there bc. when we host we put on little rain world personas bc its fun and even the music bot matches!! it's iggy!!!

i spent way too long on this ok bye

[foxgloveinspace]

Whatever Here That's Left (of Me)

He hadn’t known what to expect, plugging the Grid into his computer, but if he’d had to guess, it was total destruction, half destroyed code, and no way of knowing where to start. He had been expecting the same command prompt screen he’d seen in the arcade basement, errors abundant. So his computer opening up the file to a 3d map was so unexpected he’d almost dropped his coffee. As it was, he slammed the mug into his desk and burned his hand. - Part One: Sam fixes the Grid.

My longest One Shot To Date!!! The first part of my sam/tron fic series! (hopefully it's just two parts oof)

@a-little-lynx @excelsior9173(I know you guys said your'd read it when I posted it, but its so freakig long so don't worry about it if you don't want to haha, just letting you know, I posted the first part... its all pre-ship tho oof.)

[onejellyfishplease]

Name guy™️ here!

I just realized that I never officially joined the cult, which will just not do. I bring an offering: three shiny rocks and my undying loyalty to our great lord and saviour mosquitello, long may he reign. 🦟🦟🦟

YOU ARE WELCOMED INTO THE CULT WITH OPEN ARMS!!