#ok well im gonna die now bye

[harpalion]

it’s so embarrassing tagging pics of arctic and fennec foxes as “self” like i’m some sort of kinnie but it’s predominantly a cultural thing for me in both respects… oh well i guess i will just be cringe

[todayisafridaynight]

dont even play with me with that Late Aug bullshit if its not in my hands this week i crash a truck into my local walmart

[vampirenicotine]

analyzing the lyrics for “long face” feat. lestat de lioncourt and realizing it’s a louis diss track (with love) is making me more unhinged by the second.

so we open with the gorgeous oooh oooh wah ahhh hypnotizing portion of this song that will stay in your head and where samuel thyne reid is also showing off his *cough* vocal talent.

next….

“why the long face? my pretty baby” — cause you know louis is a sad girlie but also so fucking beautiful and irresistible to lestat when they met he couldn’t possibly understand what louis would be sad about but also… he’s ready to comfort him ALWAYS.

“i got long fangs come appraise me” —lestat is talking about how he’s a vampire so come asess my value and also … fangs could be a metaphor for his pink pony so!

“bring your long stakes that doesn’t phase me” — lestat is saying you can talk shit about me louis and drive a stake through my heart but i still love you teehe.

“i’m an actor in my make up” — he’s saying i can play games too, louis.

“i’ll get fatter when we break up” —so he’s acknowledging the confidence issues he had over the 77 year break up and the break ups before which…. i don’t have the words to speak on otherwise i’ll die.

“why does it matter who i take up?” —he’s saying why does it matter who i sleep with in regardless to antoinette and it’s like love you king… but you’re crazy.

NEXT!

“another face, another year, another place, another tear, pick up the pace, rack up the fears, now we’re having fun.” — this is a little love letter to his cult (us) telling us to get amplified bitch it’s only the beginning

the instrumental break/oohing and ahhing just so immaculate tough cookie alex & larry really did that!

“i’m piano and you’re forte.” — so this lyric right here is what drove me feral because it has so many possible meanings and a few naughty innuendos. what im going to land on however is the fact that lestat is saying im piano because he can be used in whatever way louis wants to use him and he’s saying louis you’re forte (which means my strength) so he’s like idc what you say about me because you hold me together 🥹

“you’re allegro, i’m andante.” —THIS RIGHT HERE HAD ME ON MY KNEES. this is exposing their sex life in the best way because lestat is saying oh i’m your black tar heroin? ok noted and lemme match that because you’re allegro (which means energetic, fast, super active, loud) so basically he says i know you’re addicted to me because i was there. you’re wild in bed and you’re a screamer. he then says he’s andante (slow) because he likes to take his time and worship louis and really make love to him. BYE.

“we’re boléro, prostitué.” —and then he’s like just because i said we go slow sometimes first and foremost we’re freaks. we’re nasty and we’re unspeakable and well… thank you so much for those visuals queen de lioncourt.

“another taste, another year, another place, another tear, another chase, another sneer, without a trace, you disappear, pick up the pace, pack up the gear, gimme some face, a souvenir, here come the gays, here comes the fear, now we’re having fun.” — these bars are what’s going to give miss lioncourt her first grammy nominations because she is summarizing her relationship with louis and hopes for the future.

he’s also telling louis he’s giving him exactly what he wants. he’s chasing him. he knows louis is gonna sneer at him and be annoyed but come anyway. he’s saying you ghosted me after our reunion but im going on tour and you WILL be my rockstar girlfriend. you’ll kiss me (or the pink pony) before my shows as good luck. he’s saying we’re gonna be gay and proud, we’ll take over the world, cause the vampire apocalypse, scare bitches, and have fun. we own the night.

and finally for the song to end with lestat losing himself and moaning into the mic (coming, smirks) as he thinks about his chaotic plan to get louis back well… it’s just music to my ears. and i will listen to it again. and again. and again. and again.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ rating for you lestat

signed,

your loving groupie.

[whyse7vn]

OLD YOONGI -

[ min yoongi x reader ]

YOONGI :3

you have 1 miss call from yoongi :3

yoongi: i’m killing myself

you have 2 miss calls from yoongi :3

yoongi: do you want me to kill myself?

y/n: send a picture of ur face rn

yoongi: why didn’t you answer??

y/n: shut up and send

yoongi: why?

y/n: cuz i asked

yoongi: you demanded

y/n: ur into that

yoongi: shut up

y/n: :p

ur face

rn

pls

yoongi: no

ur just gonna say something weird

y/n: i won’t

yoongi: whatever

y/n:

got me twiddling my thumbs and shit🥰

ur such a cutie

let’s do a blood bond

no joke i’m so hard rn

yoongi: …

y/n: want proof????

yoongi: talk to me like a normal girlfriend

y/n: hello amazing beautiful boyfriend

yoongi: ew???

y/n: pookie??

yoongi: leave me alone

y/n: you literally called me?

yoongi: and you didn’t answer

y/n: just say ur obsessed with me…

yoongi: going to the coffee shop

y/n: WITHOUT ME???

fucking snake oh my god

yoongi: what do you want??

y/n: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

yoongi: ur making me sick

y/n: stop being mean to me

yoongi: sorry :3

what do you want pretty

y/n: your mouth against my mouth

yoongi: ok bye

y/n: boooo ur boring

yoongi: don’t be upset with me when i come home with no coffee for you

y/n: what are you getting

yoongi: vanilla latte

7 espresso shots

y/n: bro????????????????

you might as well do cocaine what the hell

yoongi: who is bro?

y/n: i want to fuck u rn

btw

if you didn’t know

now you do

yoongi: ur real strange

y/n: i can be strange in bed

yoongi: no thanks???

y/n: just tell me to shoot myself in the head fuck

yoongi: wtf are you even talking about rn

y/n: yoongi don’t you get tired of pretending ur not deeply in love with me and would literally ask how high if i said jump

yoongi: what do you want from this fucking coffee shop oh my god

i’m almost there

y/n: ur so in love with me it’s actually overbearing

yoongi: i’m blocking you

y/n: what would you do if i kissed namjoon

yoongi: ????

why would you do that??

stop asking me stupid questions

y/n: i just want to know

yoongi: stop talking

y/n: if i stop talking that means i’m dead

yoongi: i can’t wait till that day comes

y/n: ummm what the hell

ur literally gonna die first

ur 30……

yoongi: how do you know i’m gonna die first

you god or something??

y/n: baby ur 30

yoongi: i’m aware

y/n: im gald you understand

yoongi: ?

whatever

getting u a iced caramel frappe thing ok??

don’t want it don’t care

y/n: when he knows ur order 😍

yoongi: nvm i’m not getting it for you actually

y/n: when he’s broke and ugly 🤬

yoongi: 😐

y/n: i’ll lick you head to toe

i lied i’m sorry

ur not ugly

AT ALL

yk that baby

yoongi: but i’m broke?

y/n: maybe idk

you not wanting to buy me the drink says a lot….

yoongi: whatever don’t care anymore

y/n: you’re a liar

you literally almost cried just now

yoongi: no i didn’t

y/n: you did

yoongi: not

y/n: i love u

yoongi: ok

y/n: say it back stupid bitch

yoongi: i love you

y/n: <3333333333333333333

yoongi: this is toxic

y/n: me and namjoon are toxic

yoongi: there is no you and namjoon

y/n: can i dream in peace

yoongi: shut up

cuz what if i said

y/n: NO DON’T SAY ANYTHING

OH MY GOD IM GONNA TJROW UP

DONT PLS -£/££/£2&:&:£:£.£

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞

BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ILL LITERALLY CRY IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WOMANS NAME

yoongi: but you can talk about namjoon??

idk this doesn’t seem fair love :/

y/n: don’t even know a namjoon

is that a fruit or something????????

yoongi: that’s what i thought

y/n: shut the hell up

yoongi: :3

y/n: random question but are you single lol

yoongi: no

y/n: damn that’s crazy

i hope she dies

yoongi: me too

y/n: WOOOOOWWWWW

yoongi: idk what you expect me to say

y/n: dni rn

yoongi: ok

y/n: ur interacting i told you NOT to

fucker

ok

good

stupid idiot loser bitch

UGH

sighs

so like…

*tucks hair behind ear*

you come here often?😍

don’t ignore my flirting what the hell

yoongi: what do you want from me

y/n: some love and appreciation would be nice idk..

yoongi: at the coffee shop standing in line now

y/n: bet the way you standing is hot as hell

yoongi: ??

tf is actually ur issue

y/n: don’t ?? me

ur making me look insane

yoongi: you are insane

y/n: this yoongi would never treat me

like this

yoongi: ew

never show me that again

y/n: but you look so silly and edible :33

i remember the day you took this so clearly

you sent it to me and begged me

to tell you if it was ok to post or not

SIGHSSSSSSS

wow miss old yoongi

now ur just a slut whose naked all the time

yoongi: i am not naked all the time

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

what happened to my little lover boy

who would tell me he loves me 475 times a day

yoongi: i tell you i love you all the time

y/n: ok but you say it like i have a gun to ur head

yoongi: i love you

y/n: not convinced

yoongi: whatever

y/n: SIGHSS

the old yoongi wouldn’t of given up so easily

yoongi: i love you there is literally nothing more to say

y/n: old yoongi would have more words

yoongi: i reallllly love you

y/n: SIGHSSSSSSS

yoongi: babe…

y/n: looks left looks right

sighs

yoongi: you are great

i love you

i appreciate you

i want to kiss you

y/n: i could cry

best day of my life

i’ve never seen you this emotional yoongi

kinda off putting

you on ur period or something 💀

yoongi: ?????????????

stop talking to me

—

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[thecluelessdoctor]

hi

so recently

i was watching a bunch of videos on blogthegreatrouge

and remembered my once love for PJs Daycare. but now i know its disgusting like.. so bad. so is she. i just. ugh.

so, im going to remake it. i mean remake that shit i will do my best to make it better. starting with removing all the fankids characters and ships because.. sanscest is w e i r d.

anyway, for the people who some how dont know what im talking about is heres a summery. if i spelled that wrong shut up no i didnt

Tw: SA, suicidal thoughts I suppose, gr00ming basically

pjs daycare was a AU for undertale made by blogthegreatrouge. the au, was as it says, a daycare. basically all the sans aus were children, from like 3-6 i think, and the characters were... sanscest ship characters or sans fusions. one of the caretakers, and our- basic mc, is Paperjam, or PJ, the fusion between ink sans and error sans. i say fusion because i think that what they were originally intended to be before the fandom... yoinked them. aslo i refuse to ship sans aus together because thats WEIRD AS ALL SHIT. anyway. those are the basics, shipkids/fusion sanses are the caretakers and the sanses are children. interesting concept ig (i will make it better trust)

ok now that we have the basics down, lets get to the story. this was a ask blog so there wasnt much story, but from what i do remember, there were 2 major plot lines. the first plot line was uhm. borderline gr00ming. basically fresh sans, the satire sans au, has a crush on PJ. this fresh is i think about 3 yrs old. so ok, hes a kid, kids are weird. he claims he wants to marry pj. again, child, children say that stuff alot. and you think pj would be yk, normal and be like " no no, we cant do that" nicely and shit. WELL HE DOESNT. THIS BITCH SAYS "we cant get married righ now, but when your all grown up we can ^^" IM SORRY HUH. SIR. WHAT. not only that, later, there is a ask of how would pj react to adult fresh. in which its super weird with really gross sexual tension. not only that, lets follow in this aus rule, aus made by the same creator/s are gonna be related. ok. error, fresh and geno/aftertale are brothers. kinda weird but lets keep going here. pj in rouges interpretation is a ship child. A SHIP CHILD. MEANING FRESHIE HERE IS IS UNCLE?? ITS SO WEIRD?? also there is a mini plot line where ink and error like each other and its a big deal even tho, again, CHILDREN. also same person but i digress.

our next plotline is... where shit hits the fan. so, error, gets deathly sick and needs to go to the hospital. didnt know monsters had hospitals but ok. geno, error's older brother who is at most, 5, gets really depressed. and ik depression can come at any age, however, GENO here tries to commit farewell. this. doesn't. make. sense. a child isnt old enough to even comprehend death that well, let alone have the feeling to die AND ACT ON IT. not only that, right after stopping geno from leaving this mortal plane (isnt he immortal though?) they completely forget about it and have this weird romance between palette and goth (swap sans and dream sans) (geno and reaper) and its super weird, and gross (not as gross as nerd and jock but still) and palette is weirdly obsessive over goth and shit so its all just a huge pile of SHIT

oh yeah there is also this weird plot line with like this trio of mini villains, one being rouges self insert i think so. yeah.

anyway, that was pj's daycare. i will be reworking and remaking the entirety of this au. so uh.

yeah.

it will be posted. anyway bye

[sailinginstars]

‼️ TBB SEASON FINALE SPOILERS ‼️

man

oh my GODDDDD im actually crying and screaming they did so good😭😭

i. just. wow. ok so.😭 FIRST so glad people were right about this being an hour long episode theres genuinely no way it could’ve been 25 mins. seeing omega already having escaped before anyone could reach her was awesome shes so skilled love her. AND ECHO AND EMERIE WORKING TOGETHER i love them they’ve both been brainwashed by the opposite side and seeing them fight for a better future for everyone else is so touching.

SO SURPRISED NO ONE DIES THANK GODDDD

ANYWAYS OMEGA RELEASED THE ZILLO BEAST WOOOOOO‼️‼️ ECHO SAYING THATS WHAT HE WOULDVE DONE!!! echo is literally her mom im crying😭 erm the really long ladder the kids had to climb up was a mgs3 reference guys☝️ ANYWAYS THE TORTURE SCENE HELLO 🙏🙏 i love men screaming 🫶

UGHHHH NALA SE I KNEW YOU WERE NEVER EVIL. she was so real for taking out rampart with her MAN FUCK RAMPART i kinda thought he changed lmao😭

GRRR OK SO THE FIGHG BETWEEN ECHO AND WRECKER VS THE TWO TROOPER LORRRRD, i was literally on the edge of my fucking seat the whole time i thought they were COOKED so many times. OH also crosshair loosing a hand OH MY GOD???

the bridge scene. GODDDDDD like i KNEW hemlock wasnt going to shoot omega but i was still so scared. AND CROSSHAIR MADE THE SHOT WOOOOO. scorch tho😭😭 so sad to see him go🙏 BUT THEY KILLED HEMLOCK HELL YEA‼️‼️ uhm also hunter with his hair wet⁉️⁉️

ANYWAYSSSS everyone made it home safe (well mot crosshairs’s hand but oh well, now him and echo match) nice to see clones looking sorta domestic and not in a war setting lmao. and like i get why echo is leaving but😒 MAMA ECHO PLEASE STOP LEAVING OH MY GOD JUST STAY ON SCREEN IM BEGGING YOU. reallllly hope we get some kinda show about him, rex, wolffe, and gregor and the whole clone rebellion thing PLEASE WHAT HAPPENED WITH WOLFFE⁉️

sobbbbb hunter, cross, wrecker, omega, and batcher just resting im tearing up. they literally just get to be family now im so happy

now the last few minutes…

I SCREAMEDDDD WE WERE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE TIMESKIP IM SOOOKK GRATEFUL tbh i did get nervous seeing the panover pabu but as SOON as i saw omega ik what was happening 😭😭 OLD MAN HUNTER IM SCREAMING HE LOOKS SO GOOD (he also looks strangely like blackbeard from ofmd lmao) he def has dad bod ill die on that hill😭 they both looks so happy and domestic i cant OMEGA GOING OFF TO FIGHT IN THE REBELLION I CANTTT shes def going to see hera again thats so sweet. ughhhh hunter worrying over her hes such a dad GOD. but anyways this moment was so sweet, been missing the hunter-omega relationship this season so this had me tearing up and shi😭

TECHS GOGGLES ON THE SHIP… i knew tech wasnt gonna come back, it would’ve taken away from his sacrifice but i would’ve loved to see him again. lowkey surprised we didn’t get a cx-2 reveal, people thought he was tech, cody, a clone specifically of crosshair, dogma, fucking slick. (real ones know cx-2 is actually fives hes not dead guys TRUST!!11!!1111!!11!!)

anyways god that was such a satisfying ending and im VERY pleased, crazy how this season had NO bad ep. incredibly sad this show is over tho. this show has been on my mind constantly for the past three years im so sad to see it go but im also see happy we got to see these characters lives play out in such a beautiful way. sorry for this being essay length i just had a LOT of thoughts about this ep.

for the last time, anywaysss. (also this is not proofread sorry for any grammatical errors lol) this ep was amazing and the team did WONDERFULLY!! good bye bad batch😢

[radio-navlee]

And I wanted to ask you if you could tickle fic about Hobie Brown, Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy and in it I could put

lee! Hobie y Miles

ler! Gwen

Please, I say I would like it very much and I really hope you can do it, please

THIS has been in my inbox since September of 2023….. GUESS WHAT? IM CLEANING MY INBOX OUT! And I am so sorry you had to wait this long for me to just crank this fic out in 2 days…

“Facts! And the thing is- hold on..” Hobie was interrupted with a faint humming noise that was slowly getting louder.

Miles and Hobie had both been hanging out at Miles’ place, relaxing while they had the day off. They talked for quite a while before that humming noise started, both boys switching from their laid back demeanor to more of a tense state. With Hobie sitting up and Miles raising his head.

“You ‘ear that right? I ain’t be the one that’s going crazy?!” Hobie asked Miles who seemed a less tense than he did.

“Hobie chill, thats just what it sounds like in my dimension when somebodies about to arrive.” Miles calmed Hobies nerves as a portal opened up and in dropped Gwen.

“Ugggh! This is so boring!” Gwen complained, plopping down on Miles’ bed, sitting crisscrossed and striping off her mask.

“Yeah? Well me and Hobie here are just relaxing, and having not a care in the world Gweny” Miles teased

“Not one care!” Hobie added on, as Gwen just groaned some more.

“Not one care, huh? Would you care if I did this?” Gwen said in frustration pushing at Hobies feet which where propped up on the bed while he sat in Miles’s rolling chair.

“Yo Gwen! What gives?” Hobie asked, his tone changing to a little bit of hostility

“I thought you didn’t care? ‘Not one care’ You said!” Gwen mocked his accent as she turned to Miles, thinking of what to do.

“H-hi Gwen…” Miles said, preparing and excepting his fate for whatever Gwen was gonna do to him.

“Good bye!” Gwen smiled before jumping onto Miles and attacking his armpits.

“GW-AHAHA- GWEHEN! WAHAIT!” Miles tried to fights at the hands but couldn’t help to squeeze his arms tightly together against his chest, trapping Gwen.

“Wait? I’m ok, I wanna do this right now!” Gwen said is a scary chipper tone.

“Yo, leave Miles alone he ain’t do nothing” Hobie said getting up from his chair.

Quickly a web shot Hobie back down in his seat, then another latching onto him, holding him tightly together against the chair.

“I’ll deal with you later!” Gwen said turning to face Hobie, squinting him down.

“GWEHEHEN!! PLEHEHEASEHEE! I CA- I CA- *hic*” as Gwen heard that cute hiccup, she stopped and slowly made her way down to his ribs.

“Gwehen! D-Dohont! Plehease! Goho deal with Hobie! Give mehe a b-break!” Miles said exhausted.

“That’s ok, I can stay right here, I just need him-” Gwen whipped another web around the stuck Hobie and pulled him closer.

“You touch me, and you die.” Hobie said flatly, didn’t bother Gwen though, this wasn’t the first time he’s said that.

“Sure” Gwen smiled sarcastically, immediately squeezing his knees, resulting is chocked back laughter and a bunch of kicking.

“G-wen!” Hobie tried to sound intimidating but Gwen resorted to using her elbow, pushing in circles right above his knee and below his thigh.

“OHOKAY! OHOKAY! GWEHEN! WAHAIT!” Hobie bursted out laughing

”what’s with you guys telling me to wait?” Gwen teased, moving her other hand to squeeze harder into Miles’ upper ribs.

“uhahaHahAHA! G-GWEHEHEN!!” Miles squirming to his side trying to get away, hugging his torso.

“GWEHEHENYHE! ENOHAHAUGH WITH THE- AHAGAH!” Hobie cackled out as the kneading grew faster

“What happened to not have a care in the world? Seems like you care a lot right now”

“yohoOho! Gottahah. shuhaHAT UAHAHP!! NAHA!” Miles squealed as Gwen moved back into his armpit

“How rude of you miles, where are your manners?” Gwen asked giggling before 4 big stomps where heard from the boy sitting next to her.

“AHAA! GWEHEHEN! GWEN!” Hobies silent laughter exploded, as he begged for Gwen to stop

“ok ok, I’ll let yall live” she said, putting both her arms up and backing off.

Sighs of relief were heard from both boys as they caught their breath. Slumping over in his chair Hobie picked at the web holding him in place.

“Gwehen! I’m gonna kill you!” He joked looking up at her, a sly smile plastered on her face.

“yeah you say that…” Gwen replied nervously

(Short and sweet, I got like 8 more of these to go😮‍💨)

[alaskan-wallflower]

skipper you’re too nice and kind to say this so i’m gonna say it because i’m feeling bitchy today. i know it’s comforting to imagine that yalls faves like all the same things you do and some of yall desperately want kyle to be this soft uwu guy but let’s be so for real right now. kyle would not be a fucking taylor swift fan. where are people even getting this from? he canonically listens to hip hop and new wave and has never shown any interest in girly pop music, unlike some of his friends cough cartman cough. also, most regular dudes (which kyle is) don’t like taylor swift. if we’re gonna modernize his music taste i honestly see him being more likely to listen to music like drake, childish gambino, and tame impala over taylor swift. maybe hozier if you really wanna give him a soft side. wendy, shelley, and cartman are RIGHT THERE they would be the swifties, not kyle. he’d actually be more likely to be super annoying about his music taste and act superior because he listens to the smiths than be a swiftie. i will die on this hill. ok bye im gonna go work on my 100% ACCURATE kyle playlist

aw that’s nice that you think i’m kind lol-people usually tell me i’m bitchy.

but yeah.i do agree with this. kyle isn’t a taylor fan im sorry. there’s no way he would like any of her music, county, pop, folk song, whatever. he hates her music. he would respect everything she’s done but he doesn’t get why she’s so overhyped.

as for modern music taste i say beastie boys.. (no sleep til brooklyn hits hard tb) maybe some fall out boy in there, but not the really edgy ones. i sort of agree with the hozier bit? hozier is more stan’s thing imo, but like i can see kyle liking jackie and wilson. like if hozier came on the radio he wouldn’t turn it off (unless it’s smth like like real people do, i can’t see him liking songs with that sort of beat) but he wouldn’t be actively enjoying it. he would love drake. eminem as well. maybe pop smoke. i can see him being an early kanye fan but he stopped listening to him when he started going off the deep wnd. he would like rap and hip hop and stuff.

tbh i don’t usually know how to respond to a head anon i disagree with without sounding mean or anything. i don’t wanna make people feel bad. but kyle being a taylor fan just doesn’t make sense to me.

[borathae]

AAAAH IT WENT IN BEFORE I EVN FINISHED

he dies all over again each time you tell him about your hook-ups. oh boi *hugs THEY BOTH ARE SOO LOYAL TO EACH OTHER BUT CANT SAY IT AAAAAAAAAH

One wrong step from you and he might actually confess how he really feels. PLEASE DO FOR THE READERS SAKE

NAUUR THE DOOR IS CLOSED AAAH IM GONNA WALK AND COME BACK

grocery shopping together.... babes i have news for u, u guys have not only have skipped the confession BUT ASLO THE DATING STAGE U GUYS ARE FUCKING MARRIED NOW

kook is out there creating a multiverse all on his own with his dreams 😭😭😭😭 he agrees in a cool voice even if he wants to squeal DONT REMIND ME OF THIS I-

“Bye.” He says. SAY A BYE BYE BACK AT LEAST U DRY ASS BREADSTICK

Jungkook drops back into the pillow and lets out a yelp of celebration, following it up with excessive kicking and punching of the air as well as  squeaky giggles. park hyunsik gif vibes 😆 omg this got that blanket kick vibes too

If there were no consequences for your actions, you would tell him how you really feel even their thoughts are matching, soulmates on a different level

He saw you! He is waving at you!  im gonna cry at this cuz this is soo stupid and cute and maddening

HOW GAVE U RIGHTS TO UNLOCK MY OLD MEMORIES

i just know that black rice just died from all that tension STOP APOLOGIZING IM GONNA DUCT TAPE THEM TOGETHER u cant even lock them in a room together cuz these bafoons wont confess, they will sit soo close and with distance at the time

NOT THAT CONFESSION LISTEN SHE WONT GET IT CUZ U KNOW WHY??? CUTIE PIE SIBI WANTS US READERS TO GO ON A ROLLERCOASTER SO KOOKSTER PLEASE DONT NOT HER BOI I-

YES MY MAN GO WIN HER OVER when she is already yours... please don’t talk in riddles.” TELL HIM SIS

SUHO GO DIE IN A DITCH WHY DO U HAVE TO APPEAR GO GAVE AWAY IM GONNA JUMP IN WITH A FLAMETHROWER RIGHT NOW ISTG AAAAAAAH

ok suho, u might be an asshole but thank you U ARE CUPID IN HUMAN FORM, also suho do me a favor shoot an arrow at me thanks DUDE THATS CREEPY...... even the asshole saw through both of them i cant- 😭😭😭🤡

what was that fight?? Fall over you idiot” I CANT I- THIS IS SOO FUNNY Jungkook takes a small step back look at him being a polite boi 🤣

BREAK UP?? BOI WTF FINALLY THE CATS OUT THE BAG HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD *calls all gods

grocery shopping together.... babes i have news for u, u guys have not only have skipped the confession BUT ASLO THE DATING STAGE U GUYS ARE FUCKING MARRIED NOW

NO BUT WHY IS GROCERY SHOPPING TOGETHER SO ROMANTIC??? like I would literally die if I did that with him <3

“Bye.” He says. SAY A BYE BYE BACK AT LEAST U DRY ASS BREADSTICK

BAHHAHAH HELP THIS IS SO TRUE fjadf boy acted nonchalant too hard and sounded like a breadstick bahah

Jungkook drops back into the pillow and lets out a yelp of celebration, following it up with excessive kicking and punching of the air as well as  squeaky giggles. park hyunsik gif vibes 😆 omg this got that blanket kick vibes too

THIS WAS MY INSPO THANK YOU FOR GETTING MY MENTAL IMAGE RIGHT!!!

If there were no consequences for your actions, you would tell him how you really feel even their thoughts are matching, soulmates on a different level

I LOVE WHEN SOULMATES

He saw you! He is waving at you!  im gonna cry at this cuz this is soo stupid and cute and maddening

it is!!! hiihihiih <3

FJADJSFJ you losing your mind over them being too blind to see each other's feelings LISTEN!!! slow burn + idiots in love is so the superior romance combo I sAID WHAT I SAID!!!

[crguang]

childhood friends to anything else is actually so important to me. like childhood friends to strangers w some level of unrequited love? like idk the your absence shaped me in ways your presence couldn't? is always so ugh, like the bittersweet stuff if they ever meet again and one of them is so changed in their time apart and it'll just never be like that again. was rereading some greek myths, the tragedy and like lost opportunity and the yearning is always amazing. but like that au fits so well w kafka, i was thinking abt it and the au also kind of reminded me of the one from folklore, like if you wanted me you really should have showed and if you never bleed you're never gonna grow, but we were smth don't you think so. but also im being kind jumping the gun and being self indulgent rn like what if come back...be here from red. like "told myself don't get attached but in my mind I play it back," if I had know what I know now I never would've played no nonchalant," idk...

ok I saw ur posts abt cheryl having like inconsistencies, and like a slight southern accent, but i personally don't hear it. speaking from experience when I open the game but accidentally just listens to kafka's voicelines (I still smile every time, i even still giggle sometimes, smth is very wrong w me), but idk abt more recent stuff. i also just don't like southern accents, so I might be in denial. and yeah there's barely any fics w her nowadays (she needs to come back fr), but also your kafka is just like...the best. revolutionary in fact, like you get her so bad.

-🌠

ANONNNN I LITERALLY LISTEN TO THE 1 WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT THAT AU… ITS THEM. “i persist and resist the temptation to ask you if one thing had bene different, would everything be different today?” and “in my defense, i have none for never leaving well enough alone, but it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one” IS SO KAFKA STILL REMINISCING A DECADE LATER. folklore is a must whenever i write them, you should listen to seven as well it’s my favorite song from the album and captures the innocence of childhood so well. i was never a childhood friends to lovers fan but they changed my perspective fr. the bittersweetness is killing meee i cant handle this angst of grieving both what could’ve been and what has been, i just want my girl happy😞 when the person you’re missing is right in front of you but not there at the same time how do you even process that. you should watch the movie past lives they’re literally that movie to me

i dont hear the southern accent either, in my opinion she just sounds lazy/bored at times but maybe it’s cause im not attuned to all the subtleties in her pronunciation so perhaps there are traces of it and i just dont hear it😭 i also still giggle whenever she says the “thanks, you’re too good to me” healing voice line hdjsnfnfjfjggjjdjdhd cause i am too good to her actually. also “oh, bye bye~” will always get me idccc she sounds so cute im gonna die like that’s my baby

i should go scout ao3 for kafka fics its the only platform i havent gone through yet, tumblr fics just tend to be short and sweet thats why i like it there but there’s nothing lately oh my days we’re in a drought. at least we still have artists😣

[ear-motif]

crackfic

alana feels a pebble in her shoe. She takes out the pebble. under that pebble is a single piece of dog kibble. smelling the now-freed kibble, a dog wanders up. there is a scroll of parchment tied to its collar.

alana feeds the dog the kibble. the collar is unmarked. an owned dog with no name? a stray with a decoration? well, arent we all. she unrolls the scroll. it has been penetrated with a quill that scored it with cursive in computer-font perfection

“hiiiii alana its me will dictating to hannibal cause my hands are broken. Don’t worry about it.

Anyways do you know any good sex therapists in the greater Baltimore area? We’re not coming back but we might kidnap one lol. Hannibal keeps getting bored in the bedroom and there are only so many ways a guy can eat pussy know what I’m sayin? Or a girl. Eat pussy I mean. You get it. Wait shit Han don’t write that I shouldn’t assume what she does in the bedroom. Hannibal shut up you know nothing about gay people

Ok so he has this fantasy of giving me a lethal injection and then saving me right before I die. And my argument is that that’s not sex. Like wtf. But anyways dude I cant with him he doesn’t even wanna kiss anymore unless my mouth is bleeding like wtf man

He won’t see a sex therapist of course I just need someone to rant to who wont scream and you refuse to reply to my letters, asshole. Ok ttyl byeee”

Alana crumples up the parchment, but in doing so, sees more words on the back. They were barely legible, even worse than when Will had to write with his toes (he got injected with botox while trying to stab an esthetician). Unfortunately, Alana could still make it out;

“Dude forget the sex therapist I told Hannibal he could inject me with whatever as long as I get to do something similar. And bro I’m gonna make an electric chair for him im so excited. So we dont need any more recommendations also sorry for the pussy comment ok bye for real”

[chososcamgirl]

this one’s a long one.. heh… 😈 hope ur ready to hear me yap abt (mainly) toge 🤤‼️

HEYHEYHEY SIGMA ALPHA IYA OH MY GYATTT THE NEW CHAPTER WAS SO 🫣😍😩 HAD ME BARKING N SHIT.. THE SUKUNA PART??? HELLO??? I fear we may have fumbled… OK BUT LIKE IM SO HOOKED CANT WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPTER CUS I CAN ALREADY SMELLLLL THE TENSION3&33$3!3?3 THE TOGE PART… LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR. ALL 4.. ARR RT HTJRSTSHDTJJTDDTJDTJJDTTDJYDTJDTDJ WAKING UP RO A NEW CHALTER IS ALWAYS YHE BESTTTT I LIT JUST GOT UP SO NO DAILY YAP 😣😣 UGHHH UR PLAYLISTS ALWAYS FUCKING HIT IM LITERALLLY HAVING AN EARGASM RN 😩‼️🐺😈🔥 LIKE I SWEARRRRR IF SOUNDMATES WERE REAL WE WOULD B MATCHED 😈🔥‼️CUS I WONT ALLOW A STEPCEST INDULGER SLIDE IN MY DMS… UGHEBEBEJEBBE IM LITERALLY DROOLING 🤤 UR FEEEDING US GOOOOODDDD MGMTMMFPPHHHHH 😣🤤‼️😈 IM SO 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE MATCH MY FREAAKKKKK MEOWOOOWWWWWWW… oh and uh… megumi’s there too ig… 😒😒 UGHH ANYWAY IM LITERALLLY FEINING RNNNN 🤤😩‼️🔥 I NEEEEEEEDDDDDDD A NEW CHAPTER ASAPPPPPEEKEJNENR ILY IYA THANK YOU FOR PROVIDING US WITH A FEASSSSSTTTTTTT IM LITERALLY IN FUCKING HEATTTT AURGHHHHHH ILYSM IYAAA ILL KILL U IF U DIE 👿👿 SUKUNA AS YNs EX IS SO PERFECT LIKE UGHHHH I LOVE HOW UR BRAIN WORKS WERE LITERALLY TELEPATHIC LIEK STOP MATCHING MY FREAKK SO WELLL UGHHH IM ALMOST THEREEE 😩 AND THE SOMF YOU CHOSE FOR THE TITLE?? UGHHHH ILYSMMMM SHES MY COLLAR IS LITERALLY MYYYY SHITTTTT OMGGGGG U MATCH MY 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 SOOO WELLL IM SO DOWN BAD FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE… FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FOR HIMMMM ARGHHHH EVERYTHING ABT THE CHAPTER WAS BEYOND PERFECTION 🤤🙂‍↕️ARBRBRRBHRHRJSIEJE IM BARKINGGGGGGG FOR TOGE PLEASEEEEEE UGHHH THE COMPLIMENT AND THE HUG… DONT stop I’m SOOOOO CLOSEEEEE 😖😩🤤‼️… GIVE ME ONE CHANCE ILL LITERALLY START PRAYING AND SPIRITUALLY CONNECTING MYSELF SO HE NOTICES ME.. 😼😼

ANYWAYYS… HOW ARE YOU IYAAAAAA??? HOPE U ATE WELL AFTER FEEDING US SO GOOODDDDD ARBRBRBRBRJJEBE I LOVEEEE U SM I WANT TO CRAWL IN YOUR SKIN AND THRIVE IN YOUR BRAIN SO I GET EVERY SINGLE IDEA YOU HQVE FOR SJAPPPP I WAS WAITING FOR THE CHAPYET I FELL ASLEEP IN MY MAKEUP BUt ITS OKAY CUS I WOKE UP TO A NEW CHAPTERRR UGHHH I LIT LOVE U AND TOGE SMMMM FEINNINGGGG 🤤🤤🤤🤤 VRO MY RECENTLY USED EMOJIS ARE SOOO FREAKY BECAUSE OF THE NEW CHAPTER UGHH IDECCC IM SO CLOSEEEEEE.. OK IM GONNA GO TAKE OFF MY MAKEUP NOW 😣😔😭 BYE IYA SIGMAAA ILYSMMM IM GONNA FLY TO AUSTRALIA AND GIVE YOU THE WETEST KISSESSSS 🤤😩😍

- 🐺

HI ALPHA!!! 🐺🐺🐺

i just finished work!!! i was saving this to answer after incase i had a bad day at work (i didn’t) so DOUBLE YAY. let’s begin😈 LMFAOO im glad you like it! i was STRUGGLING to excecute my vision like it took a lot out of me to finish that chapter HELP but i’m happy with it and im glad it’s out now!! the tension was THICK let me tell u that. i loved the cliffhanger at the end bc i love edging yall 😏😏 LOL toge seems like a fan favourite along with sukuna now surprisingly. I WILL NOT DIE!! unless panda’s bounty changes to me… i’m WEAK😭 u r so funny alpha pls never die or ill have to kill off toge in honour of u💔

it’s always goddamn hot in there idk if that’s just me but i’m always HOT😭 work was okay i was just covering the lunch breaks and then i get to go home :3 i am eating rn actually! rice paper rolls mmmm. i will let u live in my brain🙂‍↕️ NOT U FALLUNG ASLEEP IN UR MAKEUP OMF THATS THW WORST FOR ME😭 LMFAO it’s bc UR freaky 🫵 yes i will greet u at the airport with balloons and a big sign saying “welcome home alpha”😏 i hope ur day was good alpha! lmk!! also did u end up finding ur airpods… also the teacher! tell meeee!! <3333 iya out !!!

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

hey im posting these they said the who isnt cool

i can never post on social media ever again and she is going to worship the devil she said it agaib she smis goinf tommmmworship the devil ok so all od ur content has been dismantled and we will never again hack ur phone so do on it what u will and never speak of this to anyone ok ao what happenes was that the world tuenes evil against u? well we did it to save ur life again and the rat kinf has come to take u away so he was out there ans the grim reaper has no consciousness ok so we can agree on that ans what would u like to kmow about loke rahbek what does he want? he wants to fuck u so bad that u die i can never sleep again ok so she wants us to die alone at night and fo on in our own way well he was helpinf us too who is keeho in love with irs aleiah aguilar and she was foinf to plat keyboard with everybosy today emily rose wants to know why thats even funny? awkward it isnt funny at all and he doesnt want us to look at it likw that he loves u but u dont get it emily waa about to fuxk the ahit out od keeho ew that cant be real well desarae renee hollins wins the cake she doesnt loke us to watxh at home any more xhinese xhoo choo train is no more gone than anyone can imagine ok so daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy ur race is korean chanhee didnt make it and we dont even lokw thw one that misses all the insults ok so emily rose hahha what she just missed one right now ok so do u have ur red bitton mugs ans ur hand me downs? no ok so u cabt write about the association and u cant make a new tumble until youve learned your lessons ok so she has a question about the aforementioned renters lease requirements how do i stay off the famous ppl and their tumblr shordys network? ok so u dont havw to quit tumblr i was about to but u are saying something important i just dont love anyonw in the world righr now and it feels disfusting ok so u dont feel that irs any bettee right now? everything is completely perfect but i feel weird like i want to jump off of a bldf but then again u said somerhing about never ever wantinf to post on social media ever again? keeho u sont lokw mw ok so ask the south korean grim rea0er how he got into my room late nifht fuck it thia is foinf on timble eighr? yws itbia ok bye awkward ok so my ex bf jesse vidal is datinf desarwe hollins and ubfortbuately mt lide befoee oe after thay was her life too sondont ask me for naked oics thar hws mwssaginf me bx ir waant mw ans id u ever call me again im gonna cry not u jesse vidal jr. ill fins uband kill u again dumb bitxh donr dixkibf talknto me weird aaa niffa i hatw rhar birch hahha anyway bye no one is movinfinf into a room with me ever agaon on my lide i promise that so tell jesse vidal jr. to atop messaging hey xhoi wooshik itw ur daughrer who ur daughtwe wmily eosw hahha what ur saufhrwe true sexu froensship my saughter is truw sexy friensship ibthonk ao it only makes sense to me what can i do for u? please dont tell my daddy that ibfouns u again byee ew i jate america

[satelitis]

okok so this is gonna be all of my hs2 comments throughout the season

!! HEARTSTOPPER S2 SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT !!

TAO AND ELLE 🤬 get your asses together already

omg imogen she is so pretty !!!

who the hell is this guy?

nooo they’re separated!!! ))):

BEN GO THE HELL AWAYYYYY STOP TALKING TO MY BOYFRIWND ABOUT HIS BOYFEIWND

:0 CHARLIE IS REJOINING RUGBY??!

EW HARRY GO AWAY 🙄

why is charlie the only one in different clothes—

STOP YELLING AT NICK NEOW

OMG TARA AND DARCY MY FAV LESBEANS BESIDES DORCAS AND MARLENE IYKYK

ew elle is weirdly flirting w/ tao 🤨

omg if my bf doesn’t get me oreos for our 2 month anniversary then i don’t want it 🤦‍♀️😐😐

OMG CHARLIE RWMEMBERD NICKS FAV CHOCOLATE SHHEJEJEHHWHEHHEHEHEHEBS

NOW THEY ARE MAKING OUT IN THE LOVKER ROOM AND ALMOST GOT CAUGHT 🫢

🎶BOYKISSSERRRRRRR 🎶

“No more kissing at school 😡 it’s too risky 😣”

OMG TORIII ML 🫶🏼

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OUT OF MY LEAGUE BY FATT SNJSJSJSKENNENSNEJSNSNSNNBDDBDBDBBSSBBSBEHSHEHHEB THIS SONG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMYOMGOOMGOMYOMYOMGOMGOMYOMGOMGOGMOGMGOGKMTOTKTOTRNWJHWBSGWGWGWGWHWBHWBWBWNSNSBSNWB I LOCE THIS SONG CAUSE U ARE OUTTA MY LEAUGEWEEE ENJSJSJSNENNENSBEB SCREAMING HEHSBEHEBEBBEHDHEHEHEHEHSVSBEHEBEBBEBEBEBEB OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ok i’ll shut up now

omg issac—

CAUSE U ARE OUT OF MY LEAUGE ALL THE THINGS I BELIEVE YOU ARE JUST THE RIGHT KIND YEHA U ARE MORE THAN JUST A DEEAM!!!

omg they invited imogen 🥺🥺

omg charlie tryna help nick come out to imogen is everything 🥺🥺

WHAT THE FUCK TAO AND ELLE ABT KISSED?!?

pov nick:

OMG IMOGEN KNOWS ABOUT NICK AND CHARLIE —

“i’m bisexual actually” 😜

FUCK NO NOT IMOGEN HAVING A CRUSH ON BEN🫣💀

take a drink everytime i say omg

:0 THEY KUST KISSED INNFRONT OF EVERYONE well they’re friend group but still

“bye” 😋

“bye” 🤭

charlies parents need to gtfo—

“no hankypanky” SHUT THE HELL UPPPP

EPISODE 2!!

charlies teachers need to get out

uhm charlie’s mom gtfo now let them be gay around each others houses

IGH EW NICKS STUFID BROTHER 🙄

awww their texts ))):

OMG TAO AND ELLE JUST NEED TO CONFESS ALREADY LIKE TAO BETTER ASK ELLE TO PROM OR I WILL BE THROWING HANDS

ew ben ugh GO AWAYYYY 😤

“i told you my rules and now you’re here till the end of the day😐” SHUT THE FUCK UP

:0

…

….

BEN COME HERE IM THROWING HANDS I AM TAKING MY FUVKING SWEATSHIRT OFF AND I WILL PULL THAT BROWN SHIT ASS HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCALP AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE RUDGBY FIELD BY YOUR NOSE HAIR

anyway 🤭

you and nick are NOTHING alike get that through you’re dumb thick ass scull

ACTUALLY DAVID HE DOES AHVE A GF ALA ME AND HE ALSO HAD A BF NAMED CHARLIE SO GTFO

omg felix 🥰🥰🥰

naomi !!! 😚

we love taos mom <33

“is that elle? she’s so pretty!! :DD” omg :(((

bens gonna throw hands w/ nick i just know it

awwwh charlie snuck out again!!

taos smile is so cute

DAVID STAY TF AWAY FEOM CHARLIE

i can definitely tell who got the good genes

:0 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT…..

I- omg

“i just wanted to meet the guy who turned my little brother gay” STFUUUUUUU 😤

olivia coleman better drag his ass

Charlie )): babes you gotta eat… )): i feel so bad for him ☹️

awh the voice memo ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💗💗💗💗

EPISODE 3.

OMG TAO COMING TO TERMS W/ HIS FEELINGS 💗💗💗💗💗

“ik you and charlie are really good mates 😄”

the coach just walked in on them lmaooo

we stan the coach!!! and her wife 💐💐

OMG THEY FINSIHER THE EXAMS AND HISOry thing!!

OMG TARA!! she just… oh no… i mean oh yes but in an oh no way ://

THE GAY TEACHERS HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

omg a boy just invited issac to the party hehehehe

they really thought they did something by not letting the boys and girls share a room

tara, darcy, nick, & charlie :

OMG TAOS HAIR I—

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOGKGMFNT HE JUST ASKED HER OUTTTTTTT 🫢

AWWW AYYAYAYAAYTAYAYAYYYYYTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

awh he is willing to go see a movie he hates but she loves just for her )):

“Look after him or you die :))”

why the fuck are those popcorn things so huge?

oh no oh no oh no oh no tao and elle nononononononononononononono )):

i hate this fucking party i would break down then and there that is WAY too overstimulating

toriii stopp )))):

oh my god i need to skip a couple scenes one sec

ok phew they’re just having tea now

*sighs*

EPISODE 4.

kit conner speaking french is EVERYTHING

everyone being so surprised nick can speak french is so funny.

BEN YOU FUVKING RAT CALL IMOGEN A BITCH AGAIN AND I WILL DRAG YO STANKY ASS RN AND PULL UR HAIR WE WILL BATTLE IT OUT RN NO BOXING GLOVES DISS MY BABES IMOGEN AGAINANDN I WILL DRAG YO FUVKING FAKE ASS

anyway

EPISODE 5.

CHARLIE HAS A HIVKEY????

OK SO ELLE KISSED TAO AND CHARLIE IS MEETING NICKS FAD

TARA AND DARCY )):

OKOK DORRY I GOT SO LAZY W/ EPISODES 4&5

EPISODE 6.

tao and elle are so cute 🥰

OMG— NO NOT THE TRUTH OR DARE ARE YALL 5 😭

“I dare charlie to kiss Ben 😻” shut the fuck up

OMG I CALLED THE TRUTH ISTG

OMG NICK IS COMING OUT — OMGOMGOMG IM SO PROUD OF NICK :D WHY AM I CRYING ☹️☹️☹️☹️

darcy has food poisoning 😶

omg they’re adorable wtff

nick is a right side of the bed person…idk how i feel about that tbh

WHAT THE HELL AM I WATCHING I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS—

🫣🫣🫣

ok phew it’s not escalating

:0 oh no. Oh no. do it and i will turn this off bc now i’m scared—

DARCY SAID IT GUYS

ONG GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS GAY TEACHERS KISSING !!!

awwh nick ml )):

EPISODE 7.

TARAS FOLKLORE POSTER IS EVERYTHING

ugh ben just go away

CONGRATS ELLE 🥳🥳🥳

oh no tao )):

I LOVE TAOS MOM SO MUCH!!!! AND NICKS MOM!!!

Charlie’s mom can fuck off tbh

I would kick Charlie’s ass at Mario Kart tbh

“Oh my god they’re gonna kiss!!!” I love darcy sm

UGH BEN STOP BOTHERING CHARLIE FUCKING NUT 🙄

AWH NICK ASKING CHARLIE FO PROMMM

CONANANNANANANANANANAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN CONAN IM SCREAMING @masivechaos

Awh issac )):

I— NOO TAOO

Issac representing aroace is amazing

OMG KMGOMGOMGOMG CONANANANANANANANANANAN WNWNNANNA CONAN I LOVE TOUUUUUUUUU

i’m so confused

OKAY OKAY

DARCYS MOM FUCK OFFFF

AWHHH OMG ITS SO CUTE THE PAINTING IS ADORABLE I LOVE IT ))):

tao )):

OMG BEN GO THE HELL AWAY YOU FUCKING RAT DIEEEEEE

ben get your half assed apology out of here and go take a shower musty ass

YEAH CHARLIE DRAG HIM BUTN HIM AT THE STAKE 🥳🥳🥳

YEAH YOU DONT HAVR TO FORGIVE HIM!!!

david go away

HES GONNA TELL THE DAD ISTG

oh my god

oh my god

oh my god

DAVID SHUT THE FUCK UP 😐 ACTUALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP !

DAVID HUSH DAVID HUSH KEEP YOUR ASS UP

david im gonna kick your ass

AWWWW NICKKK )))):

DRAG THEM NICKS MOM WE LOVE YOU 🫀🫀

AHH WE STAN TORIIII

YAYY CHARLIES MOM IS COMING SEOUND :)))

why are they doing dishes in the dark 🤔

OMG DARCYS MOM GTFO STOP RN OKG OMGOMG DARCY GOT KICKED OUT— i’m crying now what the hell

EPISODE 8.

”Boyfriends ❤️ (Im bi, actually)”

GRAHHHHHH

AWHH TAOOOOOOOOOOO AND ELELEWKWLLWLWLWLWWLelw AHHHHHH MY HEARTTTTTTTT

wait wait where is darcy?????

OMG WE LOVE THE SUPPORTIVE FRIEND GROUPOO

tao and nicks friendship >>>>

AWWW CHARLIE AND NICK IN THE SUITS ARE TOO CUTE ☹️☹️☹️💗💗

OMG THE RADIOHEAD REFERENCES ARE SO 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

awh darcy )):

we love how supportive of a gf tara is!!

omg elle’s dad jsjsjsjej

ELLE IS SO ORETTY!!!!!!

SUMMER OF LOVE THAGS SO CUTE ?!??

THE SET UP IS ADORAVKE ?!?!?

issac bringing a book to prom is everything

nicks friends give me mixed signals but atleast they’re supportive !!

TAO AND ELLE DANCINF ARE SO ADORABKE

GAY TEACHERSSSS

…IMOGEN

OMG DARCY!!!! TARA NOOOOOOO DONT GO TO HER HOUSE ACTUALLY DO GO TO HER HOUSE AND YELL AT HER STUPID MOM!

bitch ass mom 🤥

AWWHHH

crying again 😃

them just saying i love you to each other over and over again ))):

OMG TAYLOR SWIFT , CONAN GRAY & BEABADOOBEE IN THE HEARTSTOPPER SOUNDTRACK?!?!

awh charlie )):

nick helping charlie is everything

OH MY FUCKING GOD— THIS WAS , I JUST , THIS SEASON WAS … IM SO , 9.5/10 BSBSBDBS OK BYE!!

[skenpiel]

ok so that erm impromptu birthday celebration was fun but also. maybe some of the weirdest shit thats happened 2 me in awhile im gonna have to go through it all in order. first off it was at an irish pub and my uncles friend was like. a friend of the owners and he was irish so everyone was switching between languages all the time..... then i met my uncles mom (not the same as my grandma for the record) who IMMEDIATELY went "oh my god is your liver okay?????" and i was like ????? what do u mean. she was like all those painkillers you swallowed!!!! and i thought she was referencing an incident from a couple years ago and was like oh that was a long time ago im fine now haha. turns out she was talking about sometime when she babysat me when i was a TODDLER and i guess i somehow swallowed pain meds???? and she was like. still super worried about that even though it wasnt even a dangerous amount of medicine so like. lol. but then we got to talking and she asked about what i wanna be when i grow up.. i was like ohh i dunno im mostly just trying to finish school first and foremost. then we SOMEHOW got into talking about astrophysics (subject i love very much) and she got more excited than anyone i have EVER MET about that. she was squealing and stomping her feet and clapping her hands and rushing over the table to hug me and THANKING GOD i was like ???OK!!!!!!!!!??. and she leaned over to her friend and whispered, completely serious, "we need to bring her to the woods. satima, dont you think we need to bring her with us to the woods???" and Erm i guess it turns out they have hippie ass drum sessions in the woods and im apparently invited. she went on a whole spiel about how i needed to open my third eye like completely fully serious too. "your brain and intellect has invaded your third eye, you need to learn how to balance them..... here have some more wine btw". on the way back i found a dead mouse on the ground and then it turned out it WASNT DEAD and was STILL MOVING but seemingly near death and everyone gathered around and was like ohhh it feels so horrible to just leave him to die slowly like this :( and i was like. well does anyone have like a big rock or something then. i scooped it up in some box i found on the ground and moved it to the side of the road and this drunk ass irishman started talking about all the various animals thatd bitten him and how he was lucky to be alive after having been bitten by a rat. i was like. ok big pat (his name. also everything we ordered literally went to his tab, it was unreal) im sorry to hear about all your animal mishaps. he just went "ahhh they dont mean to bite ya they get scared but you shouldnt touch em" like yeah bro way ahead of you 👍. anyway this is a long ass post but everyone was SO WEIRD it was funny to watch. oh and by the way my uncles mom (the shaman lady because she apparently also works as a shaman) told a story about how she got in trouble while babysittig me once to the point where HER DAUGHTER had to scold her because she BIT MY HANDS. as she talked about it she was holding my hands and was like i just couldnt help myself they were so small and cute ^__^ i just wanted to GOBBLE THEM UP!!!!! at which point she brought my hands to her mouth and imitated gnawing sounds. like. ok so um. this lady BIT ME when i was a baby.....? and now she wants to bring me to the woods so i can open my third eye...??????? shes sami btw but she seems to be Erm sort of all over the place in terms of culture and religion. lmfao. annnnnd now im going 2 bed Bye 4ever

[prasi-khroma]

Sera Myu gif dump feat. Sailor Moon Cosmos teaser

Hi, I just saw one of this Sailor Moon Cosmos teaser yesterday! Not only was I hyped, I was also scared of the fact that this is the final "season" of modern moon interested by this part of the teaser in particular:

Honestly, I haven't finished the manga so there are things that I don't know that the usual sailor moon fan probably already knows but moving on.

It's quite interesting for me to see the Outers go out under completely different situations, which brings us to this moment in the 1996 summer musical rendition of Sailor Stars in particular where Uranus and Neptune actually dies First and actually separate from each other.

Must I also point out that they actually protected the Inner senshi directly?

"...I got it! The exit's that way!" - Sailor Mars, few seconds too late

"You've done well to see through me. However, you will go no further..." - Sailor Pewter Fox

"That was some spectacular concentration... You truly are a sailor soldier." - Sailor Neptune

"You did well..." - Sailor Uranus

...Which is amazing but that means I'm torn between the anime Stars and this version of the UraNep death. In this version, they don't die fighting... They die protecting, which is an Inner senshi thing.

Which is why I love it so much, as well as their interactions between Mars and Mercury (if I remember correctly, these pair ups are the same ones on the Nehelenia minor arc in the old anime which happened on the same season).

(if you actually wait a little bit longer, you can actually watch them both die and wow that sounds horrible now that I said that-)

ok that's it from me for today im gonna go pass out now bye