#ohh no we have to stop

[a-terrible-sound]

Do y’all ever get so involved in your research that you physically have to stop for a bit because it’s giving you too many feelings, or is this just a weak constitution of mine lmao

[luck-of-the-drawings]

EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?

[baeshijima]

nahida bday animatic....

I AM SO UNWELL

[unsurebazookacore]

hot take, mike and el arent in love, because they are fourteen

well i guess mike is fifteen but still like as someone who has been fourteen/fifteen

GUESS WHO I WAS NOT DATING:

A. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

B. MY FUTURE SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C. ANYONE WHO I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" TO AND ACTUALLY FUCKING MEAN IT

D. ALL OF THE ABOVE (the answer is D by the way)

LIKE Y'ALL THEY ARE FOURTEEN

THEY MET WHEN THEY WERE TWELVE

"I knew right then and there in that moment that I loved you" MY ASS

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the never stop blowing up vhs is where cute twinks go to get harmed

[hecatesbroom]

Blanche's grandma's place is the only place she felt consistently loved in... no I'm fine. I'm fine

[clannfearrunt]

hey, so you have both wild sharks and humanoid sharks. What does that imply with the shark taming aspect of Shiver's family? I understand that they probably don't try to tame sentient beings, but I'm just curious. Otherwise, I'm just going to assume they just take more aquatic sharks instead of land-going ones. Also I really like your shark designs! They're really cool! :D

First of all thank you! I'm glad people have been enjoying my beasts... I had fun with them :)

To answer your question first I have to. So while I held off for a long time because I wanted to keep my spec bio setting relatively grounded in some semblance of reality, due to EVENTS and FACTORS both related and unrelated to Return of Mammalians I merged my Splat Bio setting with my Kirby bullshit setting. Which doesn't matter to the Splatoon side of things much except for the very crucial detail of "magic is real, even if earthlings don't call it that". The really overt stuff is rare on Earth and most people don't know about it.

The respective families of Deep Cut are all on genuine, closely guarded wizard shit. The Hohojiro family has a long history with a Mysterious Fucking Thing that likes to take the shape of an aquatic shark. Every prospect for the head of the family has to tame this Fucking Thing to prove their skills. In the modern day "Master Mega" is more or less a family secret. Doing this has allowed me to avoid so much headache about Master Mega Logistics, in general, so while I still cringe slightly at the sentences I am typing this is for my own good. This option allows Master Mega to continue functioning mostly as he does, in the game. It's good for me,

On the more public facing side, the family has a long standing relationship with one of the local shark clans as well. It goes back longer than either party can really remember, nor do they have real records of what even started it, but they consider eachother close friends. In the past they also did some performances utilizing tame sharkbeasts, but probably not these days. Caring for largely carnivorous wild animals takes a lot of work and money and Legal Stuff that they don't quite have access to anymore (there are no domesticated sharkbeasts). In-universe languages probably have different words for animals sharks and Shark People, so there's probably less weirdness around the "shark tamer" thing as well anyways.

Anyways if you showed Master Mega to most people, or even the Shark clan the Hohojiros are friends with, they'd be like

[morballs]

I think that people frequently tend to forget that Mackenzie is a little shit in the WM campaign, both through the few player choices and just in normal dialogue and cutscenes

[trans-estinien]

can we not call eleutherios transmisognistic slurs in my normal raid roulettes please.

i sent the smiley before i realized what they said. wish i could retract it but alas. just had to grit my teeth and almost die to adds

[madame-mongoose]

Domestic yesman sounds so delightful in all the best ways. You go grocery shopping and he insists on coming with you, but there's No way he'd fit through the doors so you begrudgingly leave him outside. Your perusing the aisles and suddenly he comes rolling up to you happy as can be. You ask where he came from, how he got in, but he just winks at you and doesn't answer. Then he begs you to get fancy ingredients because he learned a new recipe but the ingredients list looks Fucking Horrendous, but you humor him and buy them anyways. Later that night he cooks dinner and somehow turns fish paste, cream corn, and puff pastry into a delectable dinner

OUGHHHHHH SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP DOING THJSNGS TO MY BRAINNNNN

AUGHH sobbing like,,, holding one of his claws as we walk down the aisles,, him making a little beep to get my attention,,, everyone is so frightened of this huge fucking securitron meanwhile I'm being all lovey dovey with him. Ooooh my goddd oh my god. I'm gonna fucking EXPLODE

[kashmirichaiwithmehr]

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[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

I'll be honest the servant war in traum's conceit being 'rebelling against pan human history' feels a lot more flimsy when you remember that 99% of phh is currently dead. Like who are you fighting for revenge against here exaclty they're corpses 😭

[keeps-ache]

little soup cans are some of the neatest things we have, wish there were more soup-can-like things in this world

[iloveschiaparelli]

New thing discovered: Hungry + unsolicited critique = i want to kill

[miketownsends]

so Tayler Saucedo followed my best friend on Twitter and we thought it was very cool for like 10 minutes and then we realized we have to be SO NORMAL ON TWITTER NOW

[youmustfixyourheartt]

oh c!crimeboys my c!crimeboys. they are messy they are broken they've hurt each other but they love each other anyways. they've said things they regret and they've done things they wish they hadn't. they think they are the worst thing to happen to the other but at the same they wouldn't know what to do without each other. they are each other's reason to keep living to keep trying to get better. they aren't related but some bonds run deeper than blood. they fought together and they saw each other at objectively their lowest. they watched each other die. they saw nations rise and fall and saw every single flaw and chose to love each other even more. there's a silent, unspoken promise between them. it hangs between them in the air and it follows them no matter how far they are apart. "i love you no matter what."