#oh to live in a dream

[captainbfresh]

Had a dream I was at a party and there was this massive silicone ice cube tray shaped like a life sized dog and if you filled it up with ice and an alcohol of your choice when it got cold enough it turn into one big alcoholic slush puppy and came alive and you could scoop alcohol slush out of an opening in the back of its neck and give this weird cold blue dog icy cuddles and I don't think I'll ever be as happy as I was when my massive booze dog came to life and gave me kisses

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[friedri-ce]

imagine hollow knight where everything is almost the same except pure vessel wears a really pretty skirt

sealed vessel version as well

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[bhaalschosenbunny]

This is self indulgent as hellllll but anywayssss…

Thinking about Gojo who loves himself a girl who needs glasses.

Especially if you’re blind as a bat.

On one hand he’d be so protective of you. You couldn’t even make peoples’ faces out from too far, and that always worries him. If your glasses break for some reason, he is literally teleporting the two of you to the nearest eyeglass store. He will NOT have his sweet girl squinting.

Buuuuut on the other hand, he’d be such a lil shit with his jokes about your bad eyesight. And of course, he’d poke fun when you can’t find them, and you’re forced to ask him to help you.

“My glasses-” He exclaims dramatically, in his best Velma impression.

“Satoru!” You groan as you throw a pillow his way.

“I can’t see without my glasses!” He easily catches it, still giggling to himself. “How many fingers am I holding up?”

“I know how many I’m holding up” You deadpan as you hold up your middle finger.

“You wound me, sexy” He says, long legs striding toward you. He pulls you into his chest, his hands settling on your hips.

“Ru please” You tangle your arms around his neck, giving him your best pout.

“You know I gotta mess with you just a lil bit, bunny” He thinks you’re cute when pout, and can’t help but press a gentle kiss to your protruding lips. “They’re upstairs, in the bathroom” He notices your eyebrows furrow, and smirks.

“I took em off your face, when we were fu-“ Your eyes widen at the realization, and you slap your hands over his mouth.

“Got it! I remember now shhh”

Bonus thoughts:

Glasses kink Satoru who will take your glasses off if needed, but prefers if you keep them on😈

I am blind as hell, but I have the nose of a bloodhound, and my go to expression when I lose my glasses is really acting like Velma 😂

I also think the nickname, Ru, for Satoru is adorable and isn’t used enough. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[dkettchen]

I do enjoy dressing her entirely in canon outfits/cuts and the occasional top she's borrowed from nami and being like ye canon!sanji sure does own a pair of 3/4 pants with ballerina loafers he sure did wear that before with his whole cishet man ass and we didn't bat a single eye at it

[equill]

The Warden

Panel: No escape.

Ok, now just some silly ideas to share (playing around with the au)

Comic 1: Invading dreams

Extra: no thanks.

Comic 2: Unwanted attention

[pinksilvace]

ROTATING HIM IN MY HEAD AT AN ACCELERATING VELOCITY

[old-desert]

Inktobertale 2024 Day 3: Coffee

It's not that I think Ink can't handle a coffee, I just think whatever Dream drinks is its own kind of radioactive

[breeding-puppie]

Okay but what if I stumbled on an ad for a studio behind someone's house and I go to look at it and discover it's just a man twice my age who's renting it out and looking for a good tenant. What if I moved in and traipsed around in my shorts and tank top and caught him staring from his window. What if he would come over to chat when the sun starts going down and insist he come in for "just a minute". What if he kept getting closer to me and backed me against the wall. What if he leaned in and whispered in my ear how much he wanted his cock buried in me the moment he met me. What if he says I won't have to pay rent for as long as he can pump his cum into me. What if he ends up filling me up every night from then on and pretty soon I have a little bump showing.

[lunarharp]

idle leftovers...i drew the dream from my last post

[ratatatastic]

lord stanley being transported by golfcart by 3 guys who are so terribly hungover i dont even know how theyre standing right now much less even be conscious on this plane of existence this AM to las olas are what dreams are made of (they met up with the rest of the cats at elbo room! but matthew sasha and lundy get to personally escort the cup over because i dont think a whole clown car can fit a hockey team)

this whole saga man...

6.25.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)

[pigdemonart]

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[forgettingcrowbin]

Getting used each other...

[figs-oliomedley]

it's time I come out: I am a Samukai fan. He's in my top 5, if not number one, Ninjago villains.

anyways 24 HOUR ANIMATION CHALLENGE BABY SOLVES ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (except hand pain) I CAME I SAW I DIDN'T EAT COZ THAT'S A TIME LOSS BUT I COOKED

I wanted to add all the other ninja and I had their bits planned out, but hey, that's life. Hope to return to this in the future!