#oh no i wont leave

[angrymurderchild]

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[newttxt]

my january fanart for fanfic is from

personal treatment plan by @bmouse

i rly love when theres humor in the narrative, and i think this fic has great comedic timing AND the intimacy of law-typical body horror 🥰

[bloodiegawz]

so what do you guys think is on the mephistopheles playlist

[stiffyck]

I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever

[sunshades]

Wife, wait for me.Golden Bough is not so far.

[gumseoi]

no but like-

hear me out-

[science-lings]

I just wonder how much the DC timeline has to be fucked around with to get Bruce to be training with David Cain at the same time that Cass is being trained so he can get her early and break all of that assholes bones

[lulublack90]

Prompt 28 - Grimy

@jegulus-microfic January 28, Word count 554

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They’d only just made it back to the shack before the sun rose. Moony had been dragging his feet, tired from all the running around in the forbidden forest. But they’d got him back inside and comfortable before he started whimpering and howling, nuzzling at Padfoot for comfort as slowly the wolf disappeared to reveal Remus beneath. James hated the transformations; they were so hard on Remus, but the thrill he got from running around with a literal werewolf was like no other, not even quidditch made him feel like that. 

The second that Remus was no longer in his wolf form, Sirius changed back into himself and checked Remus over, healing a few of the deeper cuts he’d got when he’d tried to get past them and chase a herd of centaurs. , a very bad idea that Moony. 

“Thanks, Pads,” Remus said weakly, his voice hoarse from howling. 

“Shhh, Moons. You need to rest before Poppy comes,” Sirius hushed him, stroking his grimy hair out of his eyes. 

Too soon the telltale sounds of Madam Pomfrey coming down the tunnel to collect Remus drifted up to them. 

“Padfoot, come on,” James urged, holding up the invisibility cloak. Peter was fast asleep in James’s front pocket as Wormtail still and would stay that way until James put him in his bed once they got back up to the dorm room. 

“Remus?” Madam Pomfrey called out as she came into the shack. 

“Up here,” Remus answered back, coughing harshly as he raised his voice for her. Sirius’s hands fluttered uselessly above him as he continued to cough. James knew Sirius wouldn’t move on his own now, so he grabbed him around the middle and yanked him under the cloak just in time as Madam Pomfrey opened the bedroom door. 

It took her a while to get Remus back on his feet, Sirius twitching under James’s hands as he held him back.

“Sirius, stop!” He hissed in his ear, but it didn’t help. Finally, Remus was on his feet, leaning heavily on Madam Pomfrey and making their way down the stairs. They followed a minute or so after them, heading up to the castle.

James let go of Sirius as they climbed the steps into the entrance hall. Remus was back in the castle, and Sirius would calm down now. He grabbed his hand, Sirius still needed some contact when Remus was in the hospital wing, and they began the long walk back up to Gryffindor Tower. 

Only a few seventh years were up at that hour, but still, they didn’t want it to be obvious that they’d been out of bed all night. They snuck through the common room and up the spiral staircase, throwing off the invisibility cloak only once their dorm room door was closed. James deposited Wormtail on his bed and got Sirius into his before walking over to his own. He was exhausted and wanted nothing more than to collapse for a few hours. 

His curtains were drawn, which was odd because they’d definitely been open before he left last night. He pulled them open and froze as he came face to face with the tip of a wand. 

“Hello, love,” Regulus crooned before dragging him into the bed. Well, either this was going to be spectacularly good or spectacularly bad. 

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[aerequets]

WILL THE SMELL OF PROVOLONE EVER LEAVE MY HAND? WHAT DO I DO

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 28

Jaskier is sure the last hurdle to winning Geralt's heart is to finally make Roach like him. So he gives her apples and sugar cubes, and braids her hair, and cleans her hooves, and brushes her fur, and buys her new tack, and pets her every chance he gets, and he can tell that slowly but surely, she's starting to like him! Now he just has to wait for Geralt to fall in love with him! Jaskier eliminated the one problem that Geralt would reasonably have with them getting together. "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!" Ah. Apparently there was... more wrong with Jaskier than he initially thought. Roach meanwhile watches as the flowerman who gives her all the best treats walks past her sobbing. Where's Geralt??? Go fix the flowerman! She waits a while but... Geralt isn't coming. Geralt can handle himself. prettycolorflowerman cannot! He is stupid!!! So she follows him. Geralt returns to what was their camp, already feeling like shit for blowing up at Jaskier, only to find that- What th- Did Jaskier steal his fucking horse!? Jaskier is already a town or two away, and is done performing in exchange for a room, when he looks outside and sees Roach. Did Geralt come back for him!? He always hoped that- Oh.. No. He didn't. It's... just roach? Is he in trouble? No she's certainly in no hurry to leave. Perhaps she just wandered after him and needs to be told to go back to Geralt. She's not moving- Entice her with treats! Not working. Do the special little whistle Geralt does when he needs her! Not working. Shove her toward where she came from. Not working. Fuck! How is Jaskier going to give Roach back to Geralt without... Without seeing Geralt!?

[game-cube]

needed to draw the bride and her ugly ass groom immediately

[bumblydumbly]

insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him

[bluesylveon2]

I am completely normal about this

[cinnaminimin]

Hey guys so uh i am stuck in a new podcast send help

Jrwi apotheosis,,,,,,,, also the suckening but angelstone has messed wity my brain,,,,

[lokh]

mom avoids dead anime mom curse because he transitions. he’s always had a complicated relationship with pregnancy because of how woefully little people are told about potential complications and aftercare, and also because of how gendered it is, so after the birth of his second child he’s finally had it and decides to transition

he joins a local community group for mothers and at first it’s played for laughs how often they fall to the dead mom curse, but soon we find out more about how society has failed mothers and people who give birth, from information being withheld, procedures being carried out without consent, lack of accommodations and maternal and paternal leave, racism…

it also turns out that becoming a man doesn’t help with this, not really, because being a pregnant trans man brings its own problems. follow along as he learns more about being a parent and a mother, and maybe even… finding love???

coming to you never because I can’t write!

[n0bluev]

Buddleia How nature loves you like blue is drawn to you

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