#WELL GUESS WHO LEARNED THEY DONT REALLY LIKE PROVOLONE
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WILL THE SMELL OF PROVOLONE EVER LEAVE MY HAND? WHAT DO I DO
#IDK IF ITS WEIRD TO ADMIT THIS BUT IVE NEVER BOUGHT CHEESE#LIKE BEYOND MOZARELLA#AND FOR SOME REASON I RECENTLY DELUDED MYSELF INTO THINKING I AM A CHEESE PERSON#SO I GO TO THE STORE AND THERES SLICED PROVOLONE#IM LIKE OH I RECOGNIZE THAT NAME I HAVE HAD THAT IN A SANDWICH I THINK SO I BUY IT#WELL GUESS WHO LEARNED THEY DONT REALLY LIKE PROVOLONE#BUT LIKE OK I WONT WASTE A WHOLE THING OF CHEESE#I HAVE BEEN INCORPORATING IT IN SMALL AMOUNTS INTO SUITABLE DISHES AND IT HAS BEEN FINE#BUT TODAY I BREAK UP A PIECE OF CHEESE#ITS BEEN HOURS THE SMELL WONT LEAVE MY HAND#WHAT DO I DO PLEASE#OBVIOUSLY I WASHED MY HAND BUT WHAT NEXT#SCENTED LOTION? WHAT IF IT MIXES WITH THE CHEESE#WHY IS THE SMELL SO STRONG#HELP#DIA TALKS
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