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[ir-abelas-vhenan]

The Second Playthrough Horrors Continue

Is...Is this a rug in the Shadow Dragons' hideout of slaves prostrating themselves before magisters???

I'm all for having things around you that motivate you but omfg what how did this make it into the game like tonally it's killing me.

[paranormaljones]

i decided to start My Adventures With Superman on a whim and i'm 11 minutes into the first episode and i can already tell that i'm gonna go so insane.

[voidisverytired]

"Previously on Doctor Who

709 episodes ago..."

LMAO ??? 😭

[twohundredpower]

❱❱  : ( SEND A FLOWER TO HEAR ... ) –  ACCEPTING

@gleamknight​​ said:

↪                                [Curious thought!!]  I have no clue what emoji that is

🌸… a curious fact.

“Heh.. don’t get embarrassed, but did y’know you’ve gotten more clingy in your sleep? I’m usually the one that grabs onto you and passes out first, but lately when I wake up in the morning, you’re always holdin’ onto my hand. It’s really cute! Sure does make getting up for work really hard, too..”

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[nikoisme]

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[lemonbubble]

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

[quicktimeeventfull]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[skipppppy]

[girldraki]

[johnbottoms]

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

[sabellart]

he gets cold and SOMEBODY has to do something about it, might as well be jayce