#oh i might have digressed on this
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how cute is it that sanji's promo poster has him wearing a ring with zeff's cook pirates jolly roger logo? :') im so soft
#one piece#opla#one piece live action#sanji#black leg sanji#vinsmoke sanji#taz skylar#red leg zeff#THAT'S HIS DAD YOUR HONOUR#rei rambles#mb i will look it up next time to see if it's in the show but like#what if that's zeff's captain ring or smth and he gave it to sanji when he got old enough for it to fit on his finger 🥺🥺🥺#mb sanji's having one of those days where he just feels so bad that he's kind of the reason zeff never restarted his crew#and continued looking for the all blue#and then zeff is like 'no eggplant you and the baratie staff? YOU'RE my crew and i dont regret a single day of raising you'#and he gives him the ring#and then sanji cries a little and laughs and makes a joke abt how he might not regret raising him but he definitely regrets hiring him#and zeff rolls his eyes fondly#oh by 'it being in the show' i mean if zeff is wearing the ring in the flashback where he comes onboard baby sanji's ship#i digress
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Let her grieve
#since we've been uh. deconstructing prism's mental state..have some sad ship art.#it's been a hot minute since I last properly did digital art but i have found my drawing tablet pen and.....oh it's good to be back#sigh i just. i don't think i want prism to grieve alone she deserves better than that#her bobots are gone...phoenix go hug her...please ..#i originally had her crying but idk..the pose changed by the time I finished the sketch she looked more exhausted#and i was like yeah i'll roll with that and she probably just calmed down or something#also um! never drawn two human characters ineract before (properly/intimately) so! obligatory it might look a little off#and directional lighting. god im not used to doing it outside realism#i digress... i love they#ieytd#i expect you to die#[agent moose's art]#agent phoenix#roxana prism#roxanix#creator and me
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I would really like it if the hive mind could move away from the idea that the exception disproves the rule every time
there's such a thing as statistical distribution, the species is made up of unique individuals that nevertheless aggregate into identifiable trends, you can have something be true of most or virtually all people and nevertheless find exceptions. This runs the gamut from effective medical treatments, to the kinds of media people like, to gender roles and expressions, all kinds of things
This Procrustean effort to force everyone to conform to the standard and/or the delusion that the standard is just an axiomatic lie that can be tossed out on a whim are both ridiculous, you can have rules of thumb and broad heuristics that allow for all kinds of exceptions without being falsehoods
#I don't know why it's so hard to hold simultaneously that 1. boys and girls might have identifiable aggregate characteristics#and 2. there can be dramatic variation and exception#and also#the idea that a person is 'differently abled'#no man#I'm sorry#I'm not going to pretend there's no such thing as 'normal'#otherwise what is even illness#oh this person's kidneys work differently#you mean they've shut down?#my brain just works differently#my love if you're incapable of interacting with human beings that's a problem that's not just a harmless variation#some people have two arms and some people have one or none#yes maybe#but it's not unreasonable to expect to find the pair#it's not like it's a 33/33/33 split among one two and no arms#usually if a person doesn't have two arms something happened#I digress#AND I FAIL TO SEE how acknowledging that being able to walk is normal and healthy is incompatible with disability accommodations#put that ramp on the building#I just resent the pressure to lie#or to pretend I don't see what I see
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Not crying and being guilt ridden again :))))))
#tgdposts#personal#when I can’t articulate to people around me so it results in my mind confronting me#(confronting is a strong word here but I digress)#about me struggling to make any decision regarding my future#and on a lesser note being guilt ridden when I’m unable to meet with people because I’m trying to be productive but then I’m unable to be#productive and oh why weren’t we able to meet up but if I share it it just seems like I was being fucking lazy and fuck I hate this#and fuck it’s hard to talk to my dad like he’s a nice guy but I know he doesn’t really understand and sometimes it’s just hard to explain#things with the weight they have in my heart you know?#it’s so hard to explain that I’m not just procrastinating or being a jobless useless bum I don’t even know how to bring that up#and even if doc gives me ideas things to help me those are still things I need to implement myself and that too is hard to initiate#and talking about all of it just makes me feel like a guilty useless shithead#and I know it’s not true but that doesn’t make me feel it any less#from the outside of my brain it just seems like I’m making up my own problems#how do you even talk about that#anyway#I’m going to bed now I’m tired#if you read this I appreciate you for listening to me#you guys are great#<3#mental illness#I guess might as well tag it as this#rant#vent#vent post#summer is lowkey my worst season mentally lowkey which is kind of sad if you think about it
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okokok ik your thing is fall out boy but here me out
the unlikely candidates
ouhh i’ve never heard of them before hang on i gotta do some research
#answering asks#anon asks#BAHAH oh my god they have a song named novocaine too that’s amazing. same hat or whatever#woag they don’t have a lotta stuff yet fascinating#WOAHHHH OKAY. OKAY#so strange love is kross. holy fuck#i’ve spent a thousand lives with you what’s one more i’ll with you….. GODD#me when it’s a strange love#okay anyway i’m not gonna liveblog all the songs i listen to wailing i digress#christ some of this is kross. that’s a whole other can of worms#anywayg i liked them okay!!! might go back and listen to more but for now. good first impressions cackles#they didn’t make me go like Crazy crazy but their stuff’s rad i think
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Window clings only last like 6 months????
#oh my god. mine have been melting bc i've been leaving them on for so long... I'm supposed to take them off???#I could change them out I guess? they're cheap.. i could get like 6 packs of valentine's ones#and then continually swap them out so there's always hearts on the window but they'll last for longer#i uh. need to scrape the goop off my window bc it's collected on the trans flag i also keep in the window#but i'm noticing that the goop is also catching fruit flies and that might be why i've never seen any in my room#i don't wanna actively kill the fruit flies bc like. morally i cannot actively kill an animal. i cannot kill a bug. incidentally though?#if it happens it happens; i just don't think annoyance should cost them their lives; anyways i digress#shai speaks
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good morning! <3
#more story quest today - made it through quest 1 of 4 yesterday :3#love considering how my harbinger would fit into this quest#but if she found out it'd likely make the whole thing a lot shorter lol#but i digress#i have to save up to keep trying for zaynes new card#spent a bunch of wishes and it's like 'oh guaranteed 5* in 14 pulls' so... yeah#hopefully i'll get it by the end of the banner lol#anyways#other plans for the evening are the same (aka writing and whatnot)#though the way i'm feeling... it might also be to laze around and try to feel better hehe#anyways~#i hope today/tonight is kind to you <3#morning rambles
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I hate when one of my “friends” tells me that he’s just won’t be himself when he’s around me / when literally doing the most weirdest shit to me or saying the most insensitive stuff to me.. like times like this is why I REGRET making friends with people outside of my friend group
#weepy chatting#nobody cares weepy#weeps.txt#im just shocked by the audacity is all#Like he goes and makes these weird scenarios saying#“Oh krissy you laughed at me getting rejected”#IN REALITY I have yet to care or laugh at those scenarios#But I digress#he can treat me like his therapist but god forbid I ask to just stay as friends and suddenly I’m public enemy no.1#yes you can have your girlfriend ( now EX ) grill me like a bozo but OH god forbid I complain#Sorry for the nasty tangent yall- im just so annoyed and pissed by the audacity#And then my games acting up which is even more annoying as is#Might delete later tbh…ain’t nobody want to see this 😭#“You laughed at me not getting diagnosed”#“You laughed at me not staying w a girl longer than a month” bitch stfu literally
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Now that u mention it, I actually found episodes of the terror uploaded on yt ! I found it about a month ago due to searching for it on Hulu only to find they took it off (was so upset LMAO😭) but the channel has every episode from the first season !
oh... oh this changes EVERYTHING
#BLESS US AND SPLASHES!!!!! PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OH MY GOD but lmao funny how all the pirate copies I've seen/got have the alt crozier intro it's very funny to me#I do be kinda missing the gentle sigh crozier lets out after telling jop that of all the hardships in the discovery service this may be the#toughest. so tragic#I might have to rip my blu ray with handbrake and get them out somewhere somehow#people need to know the truth#BUT I DIGRESS!!! BLESS#still bob iger I will gut you like a fish for taking the terror off hulu#put it on disney plus when you merge or I'll gut you like a fish you COWARD#francis crozier is a disney princess TO ME
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handler for the bingo?
Bingo game here!
1 Bingo!
#i need to make a post about him being autistic oh my god.........i have so mamy thoughts#mainly a silly comic strip of “no agent I don't have autism” and then it's all his autistic traits#anyways. yeah. bramston (?) pickle and cheese sandwitches on brown bread for that man. please#i love him :(#also like him better in a dynamic...i already LOVE him but his relationships with other characters just. make him even better#ANYWAYS#doodle updates...doing coursework tonight but...im fairly clear tomorrow!!!!#i have some meaty asks and they'll totally help#so far down 2/30 pages o7#need to do uhhh 3 designs...mainly 2 are redesigns because of a prompt i got...im kinna hyled about it tho#anyways!!! ty for the ask :3c#very fun!!! he's so silly#ieytd#sure why not#might not main tag all of them but this is the first i digress#back to sewing 💯#[Agency Breakroom - Ask Game]
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i want a les mis digression tier list but one that also includes the small-scale (3-6 pages) asides and infodumps just so i can put 5.1.1 in rank F
#i was thinking how i enjoy the Main 4 Digressions but bear more hostility towards smaller sections outside of those#5.1.1 you were so badly timed and also hypocritical and contradictory 💔#im not sure which small digression would be my fav off the top of my head but the patron minette one comes to mind#(which was initially gonna be like 15 pages longer which still blows my mind)#OH i think my fav might be the discussion on the luxembourg gardens and natural joy vs human suffering#tho maybe its too related to the plot to count (considering it happens right after gavroche dies and it concerns his brothers)#anyway im too awake to sleep but having a lot of fun thinking abt this#appelflap.txt
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guy on my date last night said he doesn't really like batman......is that forgivable 🤔
#i wasn't even the one who brought up batman#oh wait i was but only in relation to another character#anyway im jokinggg i wouldn't write off a perfectly nice guy over that lol#also he likes spiderman and captain america so i think he still passes the vibe check#just bc he doesn't have my fond childhood memories of batman#context: my first sentence was literally nanananananana batmannnnnnn#<- i am completely serious that is true 😂#but i digress#i love batman but i dont require that a partner also love my fictional blorbo#he doesn't hate batman or anything just thinks he's overrated i guess 😔#i can probably win him over tho#i can fix him#😂#this has been a shitpost#i just changed my header to batman bc i wasn't feeling the mando header anymore alas#disney just has to find a way to ruin everything trying to make as much money as possible asap#if they focused more on making good stuff stay good they migjt make more in the long run#might
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I feel like there's a solid group of fans (in all fandoms) who forget that there ARE differences between fanfiction and traditional publishing.
Transformative work is great about allowing you to explore secondary POVs and characters who aren't the focus of a text.
But traditionally published books are by their nature more constrained in their format. The physical nature of books + the publishing system means they only have so many pages. And those pages need to serve the central narrative of a story.
It can be fun to puzzle out 'man but what about the implications of x'? or 'oh, I feel like there's a connection between A and B, that's fun to think about!' or 'okay, but from Character M's point of view this is so tragic, even though they literally only exist in three scenes'. That's why transformative work is transformative, and for me, it's the fun part of fandom!
But what that doesn't mean is that the author is being mean or cowardly for not exploring those things in the source text. An author's focus has to be ultimately on the story THEY want to tell, and what makes that narrative or those themes work.
They do not have the luxury of including every digression your brain might have fun exploring, and it doesn't make them bad authors if their narrative focus isn't the one you would have personally chosen.
"But such and such character was robbed! They only appeared in x scenes and then-"
Okay, but did the scenes they were in serve their purpose? Did we get a sense of how they meaningfully impacted other characters, the plot, or the themes while still having a sense of personhood?
You can critique whether or not an author was successful in using their characters for story purposes or whether they successfully communicated their underlying message or whether the author unintentionally/intentionally included a bias that weakens their writing.
But an author not chosing to spotlight your particular minor character favorite does not make them a "coward" or bad at their craft.
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man why is that stupid love song so catchy ugh
#waAtch the sun riIise I DONT CAAAAARE how long it takes as long as I’m with yooou I’ve got a smile on my face SAVE YOUR TEEEEEARS it’ll be#okaAaAaAaay if you’re heeeere wiIiIth me 🤪 so catchy#text#unrelated I might be becoming soft for the guy that introduced me to my current hyperfixation woops welp#it’s been almost a year that’s not supposed to happen 🤨 at least not till the four year mark 🤨🤨#why am I soft for him! why whyyyy is he on my mind constantly these days :/#I love and cherish him as a friend but like. no 😀 wtf#it’s not even like I’m especially attached to him or anything he lives like two states away we’ve met like twice or three times idk but man.#I think of him early in the morning and before going to bed and randomly throughout the day why is that 🤨 should I start gearing up#for falling headfirst and then experiencing the first real heartbreak of my life 🤨 but I don’t want to lose him he’s as precious to me as my#other friends. at least my closest ones how tf does a man manage to do that A MAN#I told my childhood friend about him and she was like this is new 🤨 YOU? being soft for someone? absolutely unheard of#oh well we’ll see#life’s all about collecting experiences innit#even if this does end in the worst heartbreak of my life which will be a first#because even if I ask him out and we hit it off it will at some point end and it’ll end badly plus I can’t do long distance at all#(been there done that didn’t work stopped caring though I feel it was mostly bc I didn’t have any feelings for him anyways but I digress)#ok yeah no it wouldn’t work considering my long term plans…….. but like would it hurt. to try ���👈 I mean I’ve traveled five hours to see him#before that’s nbd for me but then the whole situation will be messy idk idk#I’ll just refrain from thinking about this too much it’ll solve itself#sigh I hate being human and needing to love and be loved ew#Maybe I will bite the bullet and take the risk what’s the worst that could happen he breaks my heart? I can literally kms so clearly there’s#a winner here. anyways I’ll stop ranting now#personal#delete later
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✦ how can you tell? (of how easily i fall at your feet.)
⎯ oh, how love bleeds from just one gesture. ( some telltale signs that they might've fallen for you. )
#STARRING. neuvillette, wriothesley & lyney ft. gn!reader. { 2.4k words }
#TAGS. sfw, fluff & crack, major pining (!!!). more: neuvi has 1 extra part bcs i realized too late, wrio is a rascal /aff, lynette is a professional wingwoman here (everyone, applaud!!), mentions of various fontaine npc's.
#P/S. pardon my rusty writing and ideas but alas, may i entice you with some fontaine gentlemen on this fine day?? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ) ੭
★ 〜 masterlist.
© seelestia on tumblr, apr 2024. please do not repost to another platform, plagiarize, translate, use for AI-related purposes or claim as your own.
⎯ neuvillette's love is subtle, hidden behind a veil of formal courtesy. the iudex is the nation's symbol of impartiality; personal relationships, a common factor of inciting bias in one's judgement, are to be sifted through wisely. he can choose which he ends up keeping, yet he cannot choose which he ends up wanting. what of a relationship he desires but cannot keep? a conundrum but still, his affections for you seep through the crevices.
it's in the way. . . your name becomes a beloved among the melusines, you wonder why?
it goes without saying that every citizen of fontaine acknowledges melusines to be friendly creatures. all of them are sweethearts! ...but is it you or is there some form of hidden favoritism here?
for some reason, they always seem to go out of their ways to greet you on the streets. a “hello, mx. [name]!” from the right then a “good day, mx. [name]!” from the left. maybe a “stay safe, mx. [name]!” on days when it's crowded too... you're starting to think the quota of greetings you receive is much bigger than everyone else.
before long, even your arms are getting piled up with favors. one ticket for a seat in the opera epiclese from aeife, a slice of cake from sedene, some high-quality butter from muirne, a free beverage from menthe — you lost count of the freebies you've received already.
what's going on? it is as if there's a badge of approval from someone just hanging over your head. visible to a melusine's eyes, but not to yours. (you've heard that melusines perceive things differently than humans, though.)
but who are you to complain? you're not immune to their contagious smiles each time you pass by. on some days, you even entertain the thought that they are more familiar with you than you are with them. all in a humorous sense, of course.
ironically enough, this theory wouldn't take long to ring true: having received a bouquet of your favorite dessert from café lutece on your birthday from kiara, this coincidence only feeds into your suspicion even more.
a considerate gesture but surely, they don't do this for everyone? you don't recall ever telling your usual order and birthdate to a melusine before. your mind scrambles around for a memory you might've missed. who could've—
“oh, yes... i almost forgot,” kiara holds her chin in thought. “monsieur neuvillette says to send you his regards,” she nods, relieved that the message did not make its narrow escape from her mind. but blissfully unaware of the impact her words have left on you.
“goodbye, mx. [name]!” the melusine bids you farewell with a cheery wave. you murmur back a response but it comes out incoherent at best — you are simply too dumbfounded by the realization.
...so, that's who.
(wait a second, is arouet in on this too?!)
it's in the way. . . he begins to take longer breaks, hoping to run into you in front of the palais.
taking quiet strolls just outside the palais is, more often than not, neuvillette's idea of rest from work. although some might expect the iudex to have chosen a more 'creative' or luxurious location, but he digresses.
this place is near his office so less time is wasted on the journey back, liath also patrols here so he has the opportunity to inquire about her well-being — and occasionally, he stumbles upon you as well.
'occasionally' is the keyword: neuvillette has always preferred order and routine above chances and coincidences. but something about this idiosyncrasy — the tendency to linger beyond his usual duration, the act of stalling to hold onto hope that you might pass by today — is a indication of hypocrisy he wishes not to comment on.
sometimes, he closes his eyes so that his ears may be more attuned to the sound of your voice. sometimes, he opens his eyes so that they may look around for a glimpse of your face. who's to say if he'll ever be graced by your presence? it is all in fate's hands.
call it an odd method of manifestation, a childish one that even neuvillette scoffs at himself for. sometimes, it doesn't work, of course. not that he ever expects it to — but oh, when it does.
“...monsieur?” your voice cuts through the silence in his mind. he takes the sight of you in; a polite greeting on your tongue, several grocery bags in your arms and that beam on your face as you say, “what a coincidence to see you here.”
the iudex finds that he doesn't mind having his privacy briefly interrupted. not at all. not when it's like this, not when it's by you. alas, it seems that fate has smiled down on him today.
“yes, hello. what a serendipitous coincidence indeed.”
neuvillette smiles, he can't help it. perhaps, he might grow a soft spot for coincidences, after all.
(you sneak a brief glance at the sky with a squint. ...is it just you or are the clouds clearing up a little?)
⎯ wriothesley's love is beguiling, the kind of adventure that keeps you on your toes. a forthright gentleman; he is the type to know what he wants and he wants you. with him, you'll taste whiplash like never before. butterflies in your stomach, the urge to throw a shoe at him, you'll get it all. but an adventure isn't an adventure without breaks in between and it's at that very moment where you'll find you adore him the most... when he rests his head on your lap, momentarily free from worldly titles, breathing like the man who longs for warmth that he has always been.
it's in the way. . . he always offers you tea when really, he just wants you to stay.
everyone knows that wriothesley enjoys his tea — but that's only because he sees no need to hide his preferences; not his craving for a cup of tea when afternoon arrives nor his fondness for you either.
he doesn't conceal it, but doesn't bring attention to it either. wriothesley likes to think that only those with discerning eyes can pick up on the miniscule (???) hints he drops. that is, if saying “why not stay for some tea?” is even considered a subtle clue at all... maybe, he's mixing up polite courtesy with flirting a bit too much.
but who cares? in the grand scheme of things, the fun is seeing whether you'll figure it out or not. and let's be frank here; wriothesley is a patient man in all aspects, able to play the long game like no other.
don't worry, you may take as long as you want to — ironic since you're technically the only player in this 'game' — but hey, he has faith in your abilities! besides, you get to enjoy a cup of free tea (and with his company, preferably). surely, you can't complain about that? ...hah, he's just teasing you.
tick-tock! tick-tock!
the clock strikes twelve in the afternoon.
“ah, finally a well-deserved break.” the tone in which wriothesley pairs with that grin on his face is nothing less than devious. the glance he throws your way as he set aside the documents on his desk is something. or rather, it's suggesting something.
and frankly, you've experienced this many times enough to know what the underlying meaning is. “let me guess...” you let out a sigh, “you're asking me to have tea with you again?”
the emphasis on the last word is definitely, wholly intentional. you're sure wriothesley knows that too — “bingo,” he hums at you, sounds almost like a whistle. “you're getting more and more clever. must be all the tea i made you.”
“don't flatter yourself,” you roll your eyes at his attempted jest but you take a seat on his office couch, anyway. your own unique and adorable way of saying yes, he learned. still, wriothesley thinks that exasperated look on your face is an absolute marvel... and maybe, that little smile tugging on your lips you're trying to fight, too.
“same as usual?” he asks, pushing back his chair with a proud grin still plastered on his face that you wish you can wipe off.
but instead, you shake your head fondly at his antics. “mhm,” and rest a cheek on your fist. watching him tiredly, you realize you could get used to this. maybe.
wriothesley smiles to himself. looks like you figured out the tea has always been an excuse, after all.
(you've won the game, congrats! a subsidiary reward is a comment from sigewinne about how this tea routine between the two of you bears a resemblance to an elderly human couple's. she means it, innocently sincere.)
⎯ lyney's love can be faceted at first, one with such a smooth surface that you never imagined there would be so many layers underneath. joy and bliss, sorrow and burdens; all cramped and stuffed together behind his mask of perfection on the stage, a mask akin to a child's treasure chest almost bursting at the seams. you can unravel him if you tried, you can take off that mask if you reached out. and when you do, you'll find beautiful violet eyes staring right back at you, thankful, imploring you to go further.
it's in the way. . . his bravado dissipates around you, nerves scattering like confetti that bursts from his hat on stage.
they say that the first impression is the best impression — or at least, lyney hopes that's the case with all of the interesting impressions he has left on you so far. his instinct by nature is to impress, to bedazzle and that hasn't stopped since meeting you for the first time.
trying doesn't always lead to success, however. you stuttered in front of them twice, lynette pointed out after the first time he spoke to you. that fact spooked the poor magician so much he stayed up rethinking the conversation under the cover of his blanket. lynette isn't wrong per se, but lyney firmly believes that he will leave a better impression... one day, somehow, no matter how many times it takes!
he is a magician; charisma and charms should have or rather, already have come easily to him. his persona on the stage is no lie — just a tiny concerted exaggeration, maybe — but you've been among his audience before. you've seen what he is capable of. so surely, you'd know that lyney isn't really as demure and easily flustered as you might think he is... because no punches held back, he acts like that every time you talk to him.
he can't help it and that, exactly, is what makes it worse.
how many times have he cupped his face and mumbled nonsense into his hands for failing to impress you yet again? you're so wonderful and he's just so... miserable. this is unlike him. he has to wonder why you still look for him after each performance when you know you'll be greeted by his being a wreck.
maybe they like you that way, freminet tried to help. or maybe they like you no matter what, lynette chipped in. that had lyney pondering for a long, long, long time which translates into weeks.
will the day come where he presents you with a rainbow rose and professes his feelings for you without losing his nerves? he can only hope (and try, one day).
it never gets old.
when his feet step off the stage and the curtains have fallen, the satisfaction that spreads all the way to his fingertips never fails to disappoint. but with that, also comes the imminent feeling of anticipation.
for each performance he delivers, a visitor is bound to linger. when all members in the audience would head to the entrance of the opera epiclese to leave, one of them would stay. waiting patiently to be beckoned to the backstage. it's been a routine for so long, after all.
“lyney?”
right on cue.
your voice greets his ears, a sound that he can admit he misses only to himself. he exhales, a placating act to shush his beating heart from growing any louder.
“ah, [name]!” the magician enunciates your name with a certain type of fanfare. “here to lend a hand again, i assume?” he tries to shoot you a confident grin, but you aren't gullible enough to not see the tint of red blooming on his cheeks.
you stifle a chuckle at his (attempt at a) bold opening. “of course,“ said with a nod and a silly thought along the lines of: he's cute.
your honest and calm response takes him by surprise. he blinks a tad. oh, it seems the thrill from the show a few minutes prior still hasn't worn off. perhaps, he's still all too used to the crowd's shouts and cheers... not that he expects you to start yelling, of course!
“i see,” lyney feigns a cough to recollect his composure. now that he is cognizant of the fact it's just the two of you, he shrinks down into a more casual version of himself with a nervous chuckle.
“will you... be staying for long?” he asks, bashful. the question sounds more genuine than just a mere pleasantry. his eyes look hopeful, twinkling at the thought of having your presence around. his fingers have even come up to scratch at the side of his neck, you don't think lyney even realizes he is doing that.
who are you to say no? you smile. “well, my schedule's pretty empty today.”
his lips instantly break into a grin, brighter than one he usually has onstage. “that's actually marv—” he starts.
“that's great,” a familiar monotonous voice cuts in. lynette peers from behind you with a hum, “we could use more hands to pack up the new props.” oh, and that brief glint of mischief in her feline eyes as she watches how lyney gapes at her sudden intrusion.
“sure!” you glance back at her, oblivious to it all. “thanks for letting me in, lynette. i'll try my best to help.” even if you admit that one of the reasons you're here is for lyney, but you can't discredit his twin sister for allowing you to enter here in the first place. a free backstage pass in exchange for free labor, quite a fair deal.
with your back turned to him, lyney takes the chance to mouth his own words of disbelief to lynette. incomprehensible except for that one i can't believe you're doing this! that she manages to catch.
“no problem,” she observes her brother over your shoulder with keen interest, “everyone knows how fond lyney is of you.”
there is a series of spluttering noises behind you. a certain magician finds himself at the verge of choking on mere oxygen.
“lynette!”
but really, she has no doubt that lyney has fallen head over heels for you. hook, line and sinker.
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When I visit folks in the palliative care home (to see if their cars are running up a big parking ticket that I can "take care of,") they have a lot of regrets. You have but one life to live, unless you're Sonic the Hedgehog, but then you'll fall down holes or get impaled on spikes a lot. I digress: near the end, everyone knows that they are missing a big part of their life.
You might think that this is a loss of a relationship, or an opportunity, or even not seeing that awesome movie in theatres. And you'd be totally wrong. Most people miss their favourite coffee mug from times long past.
Coffee mugs are fragile, and so are our lives. Just like human beings, they're made of dirt and some kind of external force we don't understand. Each one is unique, and when you find your ideal mug, it is gutting to be torn away from it. Clumsy maids. Cabinet door malfunctions. Earthquakes. Swarms of ceramic-devouring wasps. There are so many threats, and we will all part with our favourite coffee mugs before their times.
If only there were something we could do. There is something we could do. To be more correct, there is something I could do. I was extremely fortunate that the palliative care home also contained many dying mad scientists (who did not practice appropriate workplace safety, just saying.) After reading their journals very, very closely, I was able to devise a new machine. This machine, which we are now calling the Mugmembrer, reaches into the farthest depths of the human mind and 3D-prints up an exact replica of that mug you smashed so long ago. Life is brought full circle, with a truly fulfilling sense of closure at long last.
Just don't hook this fucking thing up to a dog. They don't know what mugs even are, but that doesn't stop the machine, oh no. Real bad shit happens really fast, trust me.
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