#back to sewing 💯

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handler for the bingo?

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Propaganda

Rita Moreno (Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story)—She’s an EGOT, an absolute legend for how she navigated her career as a woman of color in the fifties and sixties. Her performance as Anita in West Side Story is why I go back to that movie so many times. She is an icon and she is the moment.

Marlene Dietrich (Shanghai Express, Witness for the Prosecution, Morocco)—Bisexual icon, super hot when dressed both masculine and feminine, lived up her life in the queer Berlin scene of the 1920s, central to the 'sewing circle' of the secret sapphic actresses of Old Hollywood, refused lucrative offers by the Nazis and helped Jews and others under persecution to escape Nazi Germany, the love of my life

We are in the quarterfinals of the Hot & Vintage Movie Women Tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Propaganda is not my own and is on a submission basis. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Rita Moreno propaganda:

"Amazing showstopping actress in her one big memorable role as Anita in West Side Story. She sings and dances with unmatched joy and energy, and then breaks your heart with her acting. Rita took a role that felt as a stereotype to latina women and made it compelling and multifaceted. Her subsequent career was filled with mostly side roles, but she still managed to excel in whatever Hollywood threw at her."

"It’s Rita!! The EGOT herself! She can act, she can sing, she can dance, a triple threat. Obviously absolutely iconic as Anita in West Side Story (her part of the Tonight Quintet is the sexiest part of the film, fight me). But before that she was the amazing Zelda in Singin’ In the Rain!?! Thanks Zelda, you’re a real pal."

"She continues to be amazing but also she's got legs for days."

"THEE iconic rita moreno, EGOT winner, civil rights activist, theatre legend. watch her documentary "Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for It". also her rendition of "fever" on the muppet show"

Marlene Dietrich:

ms dietrich....ms dietrich pls.....sit on my face

its marlene dietrich!!!! queer legend, easily the hottest person to ever wear a tuxedo, that hot hot voice, those glamorous glamorous movies…. most famously she starred in a string of movies directed by josef von sternberg throughout the 1930s, beginning with the blue angel which catapulted her to stardom in the role of the cabaret singer lola lola. known for his exquisite eye for lighting, texture, imagery, von sternberg devoted himself over the course of their collaborations to acquiring exceptional skill at photographing dietrich herself in particular, a worthy direction in which to expend effort im sure we can all agree. she collaborated with many other great directors of the era as well, including rouben mamoulian (song of songs), frank borzage (desire), ernst lubitsch (angel), fritz lang (rancho notorious), and billy wilder (witness for the prosecution). the encyclopedia britannica entry im looking at while compiling this propaganda describes her as having an “aura of sophistication and languid sexuality” which✔️💯. born marie magdalene dietrich, she combined her first and middle names to coin the moniker “marlene”. she was a trendsetter in her incorporation of trousers, suits, and menswear into her wardrobe and her androgynous allure was often remarked upon. critic kenneth tynan wrote, “She has sex, but no particular gender. She has the bearing of a man; the characters she plays love power and wear trousers. Her masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.” in the 1920s she enjoyed the vibrant queer nightlife of weimar berlin, visiting gay bars and drag balls, and in hollywood her love affairs with men and women were an open secret. she was an ardent opponent of nazi germany, refusing lucrative contacts offered her to make films there, raising money with billy wilder to help jews and dissidents escape, and undertaking extensive USO tours to entertain soldiers with an act that included her a playing musical saw and doing a mindreading routine she learned from orson welles. starting in the 50s and continuing into the mid-70s she worked largely as a cabaret artist touring the world to large audiences, employing burt bacharach as her musical arranger.

First of all, there are those publicity photos of her in a tux. Second of all, I have never been the same since knowing that she sent copies of those photos to her Berlin lovers signed "Daddy Marlene." Not only is she hot in all circumstances, but she can do everything from earthy to ice queen. Also, she kept getting sexy romantic lead parts in Hollywood after the age of 40, which would be rare even now. She hated Nazis, loved her friends, and had a sapphic social circle in Hollywood. She also had cheekbones that could cut glass and a voice that could melt you.

Her GENDER her looks her voice her everything

“In her films and record-breaking cabaret performances, Miss Dietrich artfully projected cool sophistication, self-mockery and infinite experience. Her sexuality was audacious, her wit was insolent and her manner was ageless. With a world-weary charm and a diaphanous gown showing off her celebrated legs, she was the quintessential cabaret entertainer of Weimar-era Germany.”

The bar scene in Morocco awoke something in me and ultimately changed my gender

"Her manner, the critic Kenneth Tynan wrote, was that of ‘a serpentine lasso whereby her voice casually winds itself around our most vulnerable fantasies.’ Her friend Maurice Chevalier said: ‘Dietrich is something that never existed before and may never exist again.’”

"Songstress, photographer, fashion icon, out bisexual phenom (notoriously stole Lupe Velez and Joan Crawford's men, and Errol Flynn's wife, had a torrid affair with Greta Garbo that ended in a 60-year feud, other notable conquests including Erich Maria Remarque -yes, the guy who wrote All Quiet on the Western Front- Douglas Fairbanks Junior, Claudette Colbert, Mercedes de Acosta, Edith Piaf), anti-Nazi activist. Marlene was a bitch - she had an open marriage for decades and one of her favorite things was making catty commentary about her current lover with her husband, and her relationship with her daughter was painful- but she was also immensely talented, a hard worker, an opponent of fascism and the hottest ice queen in Hollywood for a long time."

"She can sing! She can act! She told the Nazis to fuck off and became a US citizen out of spite! She worked with other German exiles to create a fund to help Jews and German dissidents escape (she donated an entire movie salary, about $450k, to the cause). She looks REALLY GOOD in a suit. If you're not convinced, please listen to her sing "Lili Marlene". Absolutely gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice."

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"Bisexual icon and Nazi-hater. Looks absolutely stunning in the suits she liked to wear. 'I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men'."

"would you not let her walk on you?"

[edenspoem]

hopping on this train about the whole smut is overdone and sexualization of ellie thing since i'm bored ! i agree with the whole thing about certain scenes centered around struggle and sorrow being sexualized, and the watering down of her character— it definitely happens quite often, and whenever i do see those scenes where ellie is at her lowest i have a sense of like "my poor baby noo" so i can see that. think ive only used that image of her torn up back for reference once, but that was it. sometimes i do think her personality gets very misrepresented, but tbh i don't mind a purely cocky or purely loser ellie when it's done in balance. feel like when you write one, you get called out for not putting the other into play. unless im hallucinating. idk.

on the other hand, the debate about smut and the need for more angst, fluff, and plot— i'm a tinge in the gray area abt this. if you've seen any of my works (oneshots or series) especially copy that romeo, you know i'm a plot warrior 😭 unreleased knight!ellie is literally my most yappalicious fic (in the shakespearian way). yet most of my works feature smut, cause i'm either horny or feelin romantical, but also it's entertaining to write. tickles my pickle, mayhaps 🔥. but like, realistically? from the bottom of my heart? bottom of my booty? plot is hellacious to delve into. making stories from scratch or even sewing up a new path within the realm of a different video game— can be grueling. so, i can see why people don't jump into it as much. i encourage people to try, definitely, even a modicum of plot can really put the ommphh in your fic IF you are searching for it. but I'll be so so honest sometimes fleshing out stories makes me want to BOIL and get straight to the romance dialogue or whatever. so when i say i can see both sides— i do because writing smut woven by a majority of dialogue can be funner and simpler. like a little treat.

a lot of people debating this state these as opinions, and claim nobody is targeted in the process, but with the passion i'm seeing being bootyfucked into long long paragraphs, i just think that some names have to blossom to mind?? like almost indirectly, yknow? or maybe i'm just paranoid. i love love LOVE all the people debating this don't take this wrongly, TRUST i love some of ur accounts, especially those who like to analyze ellie's charecter I LOVE IT (i already forgot the name of the person who kind of sparked this whole thing but ily) but yeah. i just feel even opinions could be taken to heart by those who want to write, or write smut, and feel guilty for it. maybe that's how my brain works but. putting it out there ig.

anyways ELLIE WILLIAMS BREEDING KINK fic is in the works and that definitely has plot (kms) so buckle in for that ride!!!! 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

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[according2thelore]

Mmmmmmmmmm

Parentified Dean 💯 💯 💯

Saw the potential post about Adam growing up the boys, and I wanna ask:

- If Sam is bitch and Dean is jerk, does that make Adam Twerp?

- Would Sam throw a fit and call John out if he tries to parentify Sam?

- What do you think if Big Brother Sammy ?

Also, Sam is like a cookie cutter mold of "middle child angst" hahah

hi, anon!

"mmm parentified dean" should be tattooed across my forehead lmao.

GASP!!!!!! bitch, jerk, twerp!!!!! wait i'm gonna cry 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺!!! that's perfect *bangs gavel* consider it canon! (or whatever counts as canon in this loose little au)

i think sam would kind of be in the middle: he'd resent dad & adam, but he'd still do certain things because he knows adam will suffer if he doesn't. for example, he'd be pissed if john left him & adam behind while he & dean go off to hunt, but he's still going to sit down with adam and look at his homework, cook for him, etc.

he doesn't take to being parentified quite like dean does. dean is NOT a good parent, lol, he is seventeen years old, but he really gets satisfaction/peace from being able to provide for sam and adam. it's stressful, but dean really likes being relied on. he likes being trusted, and necessary more than anything, so he doesn't complain (too much), when john disappears solo for a while.

sam, on the other hand, knows this isn't normal, and doesn't like the fact that he is solely responsible for adam's well-being. he encourages adam while john is gone for days/weeks at a time, to be as normal as possible (e.g., sign up for clubs, go to friends' houses, participate in field days).

but he doesn't stand for the more gritty aspect of his parentification. john tells sam he needs to tell adam they're uprooting from a town and school that adam loves, and sam refuses, saying that john will have to tell him himself. he demands that john be the one to comfort adam after a hunt gone wrong. he doesn't let john get away with the shit that dean does let him get away with.

this has, of course, let to a few knock-down, all-out screaming matches between sam and john, with dean trying to calm things down and mostly taking dad's side, and adam standing off to the side, arms crossed over his stomach like he's going to be sick, eyes wide.

he and dean actually get into a few parentified arguments, lol, with dean insisting that it's time for adam to learn how to shoot in case he's in danger. he wants adam to be able to protect himself, after an incident where a shifter followed john home after a day scoping out the town. sam, on the other hand, REFUSES to let adam know how to shoot, and wants adam to be a kid for as long as possible. he'll teach adam how to sew up a wound, or lay salt lines, or something mainly defensive, but he refuses to let adam learn how to get offensive. dean, of course, takes adam out of school one day, and takes him out into the woods with a .45 and a grocery bag of empty beer cans. sam is furious, and refuses to talk to dean for a few weeks. dean is near-feral at the end, his reactive silent-treatment worn thin almost an entire week ago. dean offers to take sam out for a drive, and when they come back, dean's arm is thrown across sam's shoulder, and sam's eyes are brighter than they've been for a month.

i LOVE the idea of big brother sammy! i think that adam pretty much adores his two older brothers, in different ways. dean (as he is 11 years older than adam) is larger than life. it's like having superman as an older brother: he is endlessly cool, endlessly funny, and most importantly, endlessly invincible. sam--even though seven years is still a pretty big age gap (esp for children/teens)--is different, more human. we know in canon that adam has more in common with sam than dean: he was studying pre-med at a state university.

i imagine as they grow up, dean takes care of a lot of his basic needs (i.e., food, safety, sense of happiness), but sam takes care of everything else. he encourages adam to be smarter, to work harder, to learn as much as he possibly can. one summer, he sits down with an ancient greek translation book, and sam sits down with a latin translation book, and they translate sentences for each other to practice with.

he tells adam that it's okay to want more, that he deserves it. they tell stories about how it'll be when adam finally gets to go to college, and how he can live with sam, who's already left college and is about to finish law school, and how they'll find someway to convince dean to join them, and they can all live in a shitty apartment and protect each other. it's a fantasy, but it's a beautiful one.

big brother sammy will not usually lift a fist to defend himself, but when he hears that some kid in the second grade broke adam's lunch box on purpose, dean has to physically hold him back from punching out an eight-year-old.

big brother sammy doesn't fart in adam's face and run away like dean does, but will absolutely tie his shoelaces together and laugh when he faceplants on the motel rug. he makes sure to always get the brand of sweets that adam likes from the gas stations, but also always makes sure to force him to try his own bag of trail mix to "expand his horizons."

big brother sammy watched "free willy" with a toddler adam so much that he can still quote most of the movie, and gets visibly irritated when he goes to an aquarium well into his adulthood.

big brother sammy is the first person adam goes to after he has a nightmare, because sammy tells him all the ways his nightmares can't be real, or won't hurt him. dean tells him all the ways he'll kill the thing adam's afraid of, which doesn't calm him down as much. he feels the safest when he's sharing a bed with sam--farthest from the door--and dean is snoring lightly in the bed closest to the door, both of his brothers tilted toward him and ready to help.

sam is ABSOLUTELY middle-child angst, lol! dean is given too much responsibility/treated as an equal, adam is treated like a baby/given all the attention, and sam is standing in the corner facing the wall like this picture:

but dean does care...dean does care him...

i LOVE the adam-growing-up-with-them verse, and i loved thinking about/responding to this ask, anon! thank you so much for sending it in! <3

-lizzy (the other adam posts)

[tmnt-reticent]

Well, he’s not exactly the ‘one and only’ in these circumstances but u get what he means

So excited for Reticent to be Cabin 9’s rep in this event!!! Gonna work extra hard to make sure we win this one‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥‼️‼️

Apologies if the eyes look a little goofy I’m struggling to draw them today (and I may or may not have drawn this whole thing in 9 hours straight please save me I gotta work on an ask now too-)

@tmnt-fandom-family-reunion

Transcript under the cut!

1: “Welcome to the Cabin 9 Craft Fair!”

2: “It’s *very* exclusive”

“No it’s not, Mike!”

3: “Over here is Raph’s stall, sewing! What sorta stuff are you workin’ on, Raphie?”

4: “Don’t call me that. Go back to your station, Mike.”

“You got it!”

5: “And Nerdo is running… knitting? Isn’t that basically the same thing as sewing?”

6: “Excuse me?!”

“Yup, leaving now!”

7: “And what’re you workin’ on, Case?”

8: “Painting Swiss Army knives! I used to do it with my mom-“

“YOU HAVE A MOM?!”

9: “And what’re you guys doing?”

“Scrap-booking. Dee is being my apprentice ‘cause he didn’t know what to do.”

(He was lonely)

10: “As you can see, there’s a whole bunch to do, so come on down to the Cabin 9 craft fair! Courtesy of the one and only Hamato Michelangelo!”

[shadowglens]

💭💯🐶❤️💜 for cerys <3

from this ask meme!

💭 THOUGHT BALLOON — what is your oc's MBTI, enneagram, and/or other personality aspects (if known/interested in)?

i honestly haven’t looked into this much for cerys, but enneagram wise i think she’d fall under either type 2 or 5. her mbti would definitely be on the introverted side as well.

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

cerys was arranged to wed lord owain, a young nobleman in the kings court, when she was only twelve years old, and married him at sixteen. the marriage was purely political - her family gained a slight raise in status, owain’s gained a decent dowry and a means for owain to have heirs. cerys had never met her husband before their wedding day.

she’s especially good at knitting and sewing, and was taught by her mother from a young age. it’s one of cerys’ few fond memories of the woman, the two of them sitting by the fire practicing stitch patterns while snow steadily fell outside. many years later cerys becomes fond of sewing pieces of clothing for @carrionsflower’s einar and their children.

cerys spent almost five years as kjartan’s slave before uhtred and young ragnar stormed dunholm and killed kjartan. she was only twenty four when she was eventually freed and chose to travel back to coocham with everyone.

🐶 DOG FACE — does your oc have any pets?

as a young child in wales her family had a pair of wolfhound-like dogs, although they were never the most affectionate of animals since they were used for hunting. cerys has never had a pet since though. dogs in particular remind her too much of her father.

❤️ RED HEART — what are three of your oc's positive traits?

cerys is achingly empathetic and kind-hearted, perceptive, and patient.

💜 PURPLE HEART — what is your oc's ancestry/genetic background?

cerys is welsh, and grew up specifically within the kingdom of debeubarth in a minor noble family. her father was a lesser lord in the king’s court who was constant fighting for his standing as men like him tended to, and her mother was the daughter of a somewhat-wealthy merchant. her family were a footnote in the grand scheme of wealas, her parents both sick with ambition and duty, and cerys feels very little love or loyalty for her them.

[spacepiratenemo]

Hello! My Name is Nemo! Welcome to Jackass!

MEME-TIME! MUHAHHA! 😂💯👾

Lol, this was "supposed to be quick, easy and literally just a meme" and now it took nearly a week and drove me nuts 3.14 times XD 😂

I had this in mind for ages and pushed it to the back of the shedule all the damn time, now it's finally done. *20th century fox proudly presents* Nemo being grounded! 😂

Two weeks of kitchen service is way too nice for all the non-sense and chaos she caused on board - and of course she just gotta provoke, eh? Push one button and BANANABEARD CAN GLOW WITH LED LIGHTS! ISN'T IT BOOTIFUL???! 😂😂😂

I'm surprised Pops didn't throw this girl over board a single time... XD

Anyways, hope this short memetic content amuses you as it amused me! XD Which punishment do you think Nemo deserves? How long would you ground her for? How many dishes would you let her wash? ><

LOL

Nemo loves to prank others! From glueing Pops to his seat, to putting chilli into Marco's pineapples - everything is possible! And since she is a horrible influence regarding this on Ace, he often tags along with her shenenigans! In a nutshell, so far in the story they pulled off:

Roasting a Seaking with an alien-weapon

Spilling glitter everywhere

Using yellow paint to make Pops mustache become banana

Glue Pops to his throne

Make Blamenco smell his own feet

Let Deuce run in a circle for one hour to find his mask

Hide Vista's hair-care products and let him suffer to find out

Fireworks ala Firecracker!

See if you can cook faster than the oven! (Faster apparently does not imply better...)

Use watermelon-seeds as ammunition against everyone!

Make Haruta admit to his love for rubber duckies

Find out who Jozu's secret crush is

Arrange a date between Whitey Bay and Izou, don't tell either of them though!

Surprise everyone with a loud, cheerful party at 3 AM for a whole week!

Sulk at the Crew when 3 AM parties are suddenly forbidden.

Make the sulking as dramatic as possible and pretend to die.

Shock the Crew by jumping into the sea and let them believe we drowned!

Jumpscare them all with a trumpet.

Make them fear the trumpet.

Make them wish the trumpet was a nightmare that would end.

Place fart-pillows everywhere.

Tag "Kick me!" pictures to everyone's back.

Make the world believe aliens exist.

Fake an alien invasion.

Make headlines!

Use narcolepsy as an excuse for literally everything fifty times in a row.

Make them believe you don't understand socialising.

Put too much wasabi into all beers.

Sew Marco a feather-dress.

Put eggs into Marco's bed every day.

Ask Marco if he's already a chicken-daddy every day.

Test: How long and how intense can you annoy Marco until he fries?

Will he taste like chicken when he fries?

Force everyone to do maths!

Put the alpahbet into the maths once they think they're safe.

Let Ace believe he is safe from the maths, but then make him do maths anyway.

Make everyone be scared of numbers!

Make everyone scared of numbers and letters in combination!

Put hidden numbers everywhere to cause paranoia.

Replace Satan.

Paint Pops a pretty make-up while he sleeps.

Also do his fingernails.

Put a bow on him.

Make Namur believe he might be an alien as well

Make everyone believe they're aliens

Establish a conspiracy and laugh about the idiots who believe it

Fake a UFO crash

Fake found-footage of alien abducting pirates to cause global panic.

Shoot confetti-rockets at Mariejois and make them beliebe it was the Marines.

Estabilish A.M.A.B as a Slogan: "All. Marines. Are. Bastards!"

Create hundreds of robots, fake loss of control and prank'em by thinking A.I enslaves mankind.

Clone coconuts.

Clone a huge amount of coconuts.

Establish coconut as super fruit and throw them at everyone who disagrees with you.

Polish Jozu to make him Shiny-Jozu.

Make Blenheim believe Fossa has a crush on him.

Watch chaos unfold.

Mess with the cacti-juice.

And so much more...

... to be continued!

[crystals-of-light]

For Mi’una- 💯— share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

💚 — does your oc prefer being inside or outside?

-Mi'una's version of the Echo comes with a hyper-empathy that is very debilitating, but you wouldn't know it to look at her. It's not until after Shadowbrings that she talks to her Padjal teachers about it and they craft a ward that allows her to *not* pick up on every little emotion that people feel

Her freckles are in a stripe pattern all over her body, thanks to having Hrothgar blood from her maternal line

Her family unit is mostly made up of crafters, and she's been sewing since she was a small bab. She never lets on that people are wearing clothes from her family's business, but she can very often pick out what it is just by the pattern of a weave.

-She doesn't have a preference between in or out, it generally depends on the weather and the location. In Il Mheg, for example, it could have been thunder and lightning, and she would have stayed outside and enjoyed all the flowers, while in Ishgard the cold often chased her back inside as quickly as possible.

[moonyasnow]

🎶 and 💯 for veronica and any oc of your choosing!!!

Thank you very very much for the ask!!! ^^

🎶

Hmmm I wanna say Veronica likes something kinda in-between rock, folk, rap and pop? Her favorite band, for example, would be 'the Crane Wives', but she'd also be a fan of the rap artist 'NF' When I listen to a song and think 'Veronica would like this' most often it's because the song has a very powerful feel to it somehow? For examples of what I mean by it, 'KICK BACK' by Kenshi Yonezu (the first opening song of Chainsaw Man), or 'Usseewa' by Ado or 'Hell's Comin' With Me' by Poor Man's Poison. Basically the kind of song you'd wanna SCREAM along to But she also has an appreciation for more classical-inspired music, too, especially considering she grew up in Briar Valley. Some examples would be 'El Tango Egoista' by the artist nyanyannya, or the Kaleidoscope Orchestra's cover of 'MONTERO (call me by your name'. So definitely inspired by classical music, but not actually classical, if that makes sense. Basically: 'powerful' Whether that be musically or emotionally

I also wanna throw in Artemisia for this, if you don't mind! Because her preferred style of music is definitely closer to classical. Her favorite band would be 'Kalafina'! But other than that her favorite kind of music would be the kind that tells a story, the more tragic the story, the better. Some examples: The Tragedy of Dorado (by Kasamura Toota) Purgatory and the Canary Girl (by Hayakawa-P) Cinderella and the Poisoned Apple (by Yuzuhiko & Kagome-P) Witch (by Suzuki-P & Ryotai) Alluring Secret ~Black Vow~ (by Hitoshizuku x Yama) Regarding the Function of this Undiscovered Organ Called a 'Heart' (by adstlaxy) Moonlight Concert (by Akiko Shikata)

💯

Just Veronica in this one! Fact #1: She's actually pretty good at first aid! Since her father is a doctor, he taught her how to perform some first-aid, and even though they didn't speak with each other much outside of it, whenever she was home from school on a break or something similar, she'd help out in his clinic. So she's got some decent medical skills, and could disinfect, sew up and dress a wound if the situation called for it. Fact #2: This more goes back to the history of her as a character, but some of the biggest inspirations on her were Felix from Fire Emblem: Three Houses, and Oboro from Fire Emblem: Fates Fact #3: I feel like you could kinda intuit this, but she doesn't laugh often. She barely laughs at all, actually. Just like she barely smiles at all. But her humor is VERY sarcastic. Pretty mocking/insulting, actually... An example: She gives them her signature glare and speaks in a hostile tone of voice: "Absolutely elated." And the kind of humor she can actually end up laughing at is pretty similar, a sort of hyperbolically sarcastic, observational comedy— though again, also being quite mocking, basically making fun of someone.

Tag list: @another-random-paradise @thehollowwriter @faefum @cactus13-rolloflammesimp @beneathsakurashade

@nyx-of-night @theolivetree123 @babyghoul138 @skibidibabygirl

[atomiccryptid]

what do you mean by the running joke that your dad from real life is jonny dville? hes not real right?

ok i think this is a refrence to the mechanisms at you door poll from a while back and also a joke. but. compliation of "evidence" that my father is secretly jonny dville and/or jonny sims's long lost brother:

he grew up on a ranch outside of new (redacted), a town named after a different town in texas

idk what his mother did but she definitely sewed and it Wasn't for him

he once explained his entire backstory to me in one night while drunk as hell and the gist was "got to college, my father got me into debt, and old james (or jack i can't remember. john maybe.) the bartender taight him everything he knows and also got him out of debt. somehow

has a poker dealer persona that he used to teach me poker

i accidentally put the deck under the table once and he made a move like he was reaching for his gun

speaking of he taught me how to shoot a gun at age. 8? ish? because i "looked mature enough"

regularly sets off sticks of dynamite in the forest "for fun"

pro-cannibalism

his favorite instrument is the harmonica and he once interrupted a mini speech about how little he knows about music to go "ooh harmonica! :)" because one came on in the song we were listening to

also both him and i (we look very very similar) look very similar to jonny sims. the very early jdv pics that went around the other day were very scary bc he looked almoat exactly like me but with a goatee and also we have slightly different noses and haircuts. that's about it tbh

also im taller than him 💯

but yeah that's most of it besides the fact that mt dad is a smoker, enjoys whiskey but doesn't drink it often bc its expensive, has a heart disease (that he passed on to me) and also is an announcer as a hobby

[thedevillionaire]

🎮, 🖊️ & 💯 for both Cerberus and Kia! 💕

Certainly! 💌

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies? Cerberus can be difficult to separate hobbies from...general life pursuits sometimes, as the two areas tend to overlap kind of a lot, so I will start with occult history/research. It's a bit of both, but it's a genuine casual interest of his as well as a sometimes practical one, so...that. His primary hobby that's purely a hobby, I guess, is probably recreational cooking. He's actually very good at this. A pity he's not much into the hosting dinner parties scene, because he really could put on an amazing one. And he's a quite competent metalworker, though it's not something he necessarily keeps up with, and it's a fairly sporadic interest. But he's made more than one sword in his time. Forging, unsurprisingly, tends to go rather well for him. Kia's main hobby is sewing, and she makes quite a few of her own outfits. She's not a master seamstress or anything, but she's pretty good. She's very interested in Underworldian history, and has written/compiled a series of interviews with various influential/important residents she called the Chronicles. Doing that is actually how she and Cerberus get to know each other; he was both the inspiration for the idea and her main subject. She also enjoys dancing, and does yoga. 🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos? It's a no and no for Cerberus here. Kia has a back-of-neck infinity symbol, very small and usually hidden beneath a lot of hair. She's considered getting other tattoos but so far hasn't committed to anything. 💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know. Cerberus can speak Latin, though he's out of practice (I am being informed fairly emphatically) and not what would be considered fluent. Although there aren't a lot of people who'd be able to tell, honestly. He ran a small occult club back in his mortal days; it was VERY underground, and everybody involved thought the fire tricks were illusions. He didn't contradict this at the time. He's a fairly accomplished horse rider - this is also connected to his mortal years - but hasn't owned horses personally since becoming Demonics Leader; it's a time thing. Bit of a shame, really. Looks hot AF on horseback. 😂 Kia's got some impressive skills in gymnastics, and was actively competitive in her teens. She worked for a short period as a pole dancer; this is peripherally connected to the former, but mostly connected to being out of home and out of work for a time. She, um, did well. Secretly checks in on some old mortal friends from time to time. This sort of thing is strongly discouraged, and she knows it, but does it anyway. Definitely counts as something others may not know.

[destinyc1020]

I agree with your take on marvel and the MCU and how the focus on cameos and creating an interconnected universe while fun and makes for great event cinema but from a narrative and character development level it was also major hindrance. I personally think one problem is this spiderman felt a little unrelatable and placed more emphasis on big intergalactic set pieces and neglecting the fact that spiderman was about the neighbourhood. Like the earlier films particularly sam raimi films, peter was this dude struggling to pay rent, working multiple jobs to help is aunt, balancing school and spiderman and failing, battling with anxiety like that shit was so real and relatable. Instead of playing into a younger peter parker who has deal with high school things/ issues they kinda ignored all the things that made him so relatable and focused on tony stark mentorship of peter parker where everything was kinda given to him. NYC never became its own character like in the raimi films. Aunt may, mj were given substance none of which exist in the MCU. Peters day to day realities was sort of pushed to the side, so we can focus on him being an avenger. Peter parker is so beloved b/c of how grounded he had always been but also because it was someone with overly insane strength or superpowers but some who needed to find a balance in his lofe and find ways to overcome villans with his agility and intellegence.

Marvel really dropped the ball, those movies are fun dont get me wrong but I never really felt connected to the character despite how amazing tom is as spiderman/ peter parker

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You hit the nail on the head Anon!

I've been saying this stuff (EVERYTHING you listed) since day 1 when HOCO came out.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVED HOCO, and I love Tom's Spiderman films. But one of the things I noticed right from the outset was that we don't really get to know much about PETER in them.

There's barely any character development for him, let alone his friends.... And he's barely in NYC half the time lol.

One of the things that made the Spiderman character so great (like you mentioned) was the fact that he was the "every day hero". He wasn't wealthy at all, he was an orphan, he was self-made, he struggled, he had to find a good balance btwn his crime-fighting life and his love life, etc.

But when you have Peter being handed everything to him, thanks to Tony Stark, you don't really feel the relatable feeling towards him that most fans felt with the OG films, and the type of relatability that made the Spiderman character so beloved and GREAT! 😁

Granted, as much as I loved the Tobey/Raimi films, I'm sure fans don't want just a remake or a Raimi 2.0 film with Tom's Spiderman lol 😆, but I think in trying to make him do different from the other two Spider MEN, Marvel ended up removing so many things that actually made the Spiderman character so awesome for fans. 😩😓

That's why, when I saw those scenes at the end of NWH, and saw Peter finally in his own crappy apartment lol, with his GE books, and sewing his own Spiderman costume, I immediately felt like, "Ahhhh.... Now we can FINALLY get back to the Spiderman character I know and love, who's just an everyday man, no bells, no whistles, no Avengers, no rich Surrogate Father figure to provide him with everything lol 😆

Those few little minutes were so relatable and grounded, that I can only imagine how awesome a full movie would be with everything like that. 👍🏾

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Marlene Dietrich (Shanghai Express, Witness for the Prosecution, Morocco)—Bisexual icon, super hot when dressed both masculine and feminine, lived up her life in the queer Berlin scene of the 1920s, central to the 'sewing circle' of the secret sapphic actresses of Old Hollywood, refused lucrative offers by the Nazis and helped Jews and others under persecution to escape Nazi Germany, the love of my life

Xia Meng, also known as Hsia Moog or Miranda Yang (Sunrise, Bride Hunter)—For those who are familiar with Hong Kong's early cinema, Xia Meng is THE leading woman of an era, the earliest "silver-screen goddess", "The Great Beauty" and "Audrey Hepburn of the East". Xia Meng starred in 38 films in her 17-year career, and famously had rarely any flops, from her first film at the age of 18 to her last at the age of 35. She was a rare all-round actress in Mandarin-language films, acting, singing, and dancing with an enchanting ease in films of diverse genres, from contemporary drama to period operas. She was regarded as the "crown princess" among the "Three Princesses of the Great Wall", the iconic leading stars of the Great Wall Movie Enterprises, which was Hong Kong's leading left-wing studio in the 1950s-60s. At the time, Hong Kong cinema had only just taken off, but Xia Meng's influence had already spread out to China, Singapore, etc. Overseas Chinese-language magazines and newspapers often featured her on their covers. The famous HK wuxia novelist Jin Yong had such a huge crush on her that he made up a whole fake identity as a nobody-screenwriter to join the Great Wall studio just so he can write scripts for her. He famously said, "No one has really seen how beautiful Xi Shi (one of the renowned Four Beauties of ancient China) is, I think she should be just like Xia Meng to live up to her name." In 1980, she returned to the HK film industry by forming the Bluebird Movie Enterprises. As a producer with a heart for the community, she wanted to make a film on the Vietnam War and the many Vietnam War refugees migrating to Hong Kong. She approached director Ann Hui and produced the debut film Boat People (1982), a globally successful movie and landmark feature for Hong Kong New Wave, which won several awards including the best picture and best director in the second Hong Kong Film Award. Years later, Ann Hui looked back on her collaboration with Xia Meng, "I'm very grateful to her for allowing me to make what is probably the best film I've ever made in my life."

This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

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Xia Meng:

Marlene Dietrich:

ms dietrich....ms dietrich pls.....sit on my face

its marlene dietrich!!!! queer legend, easily the hottest person to ever wear a tuxedo, that hot hot voice, those glamorous glamorous movies…. most famously she starred in a string of movies directed by josef von sternberg throughout the 1930s, beginning with the blue angel which catapulted her to stardom in the role of the cabaret singer lola lola. known for his exquisite eye for lighting, texture, imagery, von sternberg devoted himself over the course of their collaborations to acquiring exceptional skill at photographing dietrich herself in particular, a worthy direction in which to expend effort im sure we can all agree. she collaborated with many other great directors of the era as well, including rouben mamoulian (song of songs), frank borzage (desire), ernst lubitsch (angel), fritz lang (rancho notorious), and billy wilder (witness for the prosecution). the encyclopedia britannica entry im looking at while compiling this propaganda describes her as having an “aura of sophistication and languid sexuality” which✔️💯. born marie magdalene dietrich, she combined her first and middle names to coin the moniker “marlene”. she was a trendsetter in her incorporation of trousers, suits, and menswear into her wardrobe and her androgynous allure was often remarked upon. critic kenneth tynan wrote, “She has sex, but no particular gender. She has the bearing of a man; the characters she plays love power and wear trousers. Her masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.” in the 1920s she enjoyed the vibrant queer nightlife of weimar berlin, visiting gay bars and drag balls, and in hollywood her love affairs with men and women were an open secret. she was an ardent opponent of nazi germany, refusing lucrative contacts offered her to make films there, raising money with billy wilder to help jews and dissidents escape, and undertaking extensive USO tours to entertain soldiers with an act that included her a playing musical saw and doing a mindreading routine she learned from orson welles. starting in the 50s and continuing into the mid-70s she worked largely as a cabaret artist touring the world to large audiences, employing burt bacharach as her musical arranger.

First of all, there are those publicity photos of her in a tux. Second of all, I have never been the same since knowing that she sent copies of those photos to her Berlin lovers signed "Daddy Marlene." Not only is she hot in all circumstances, but she can do everything from earthy to ice queen. Also, she kept getting sexy romantic lead parts in Hollywood after the age of 40, which would be rare even now. She hated Nazis, loved her friends, and had a sapphic social circle in Hollywood. She also had cheekbones that could cut glass and a voice that could melt you.

Her GENDER her looks her voice her everything

“In her films and record-breaking cabaret performances, Miss Dietrich artfully projected cool sophistication, self-mockery and infinite experience. Her sexuality was audacious, her wit was insolent and her manner was ageless. With a world-weary charm and a diaphanous gown showing off her celebrated legs, she was the quintessential cabaret entertainer of Weimar-era Germany.”

The bar scene in Morocco awoke something in me and ultimately changed my gender

"Her manner, the critic Kenneth Tynan wrote, was that of ‘a serpentine lasso whereby her voice casually winds itself around our most vulnerable fantasies.’ Her friend Maurice Chevalier said: ‘Dietrich is something that never existed before and may never exist again.’”

"Songstress, photographer, fashion icon, out bisexual phenom (notoriously stole Lupe Velez and Joan Crawford's men, and Errol Flynn's wife, had a torrid affair with Greta Garbo that ended in a 60-year feud, other notable conquests including Erich Maria Remarque -yes, the guy who wrote All Quiet on the Western Front- Douglas Fairbanks Junior, Claudette Colbert, Mercedes de Acosta, Edith Piaf), anti-Nazi activist. Marlene was a bitch - she had an open marriage for decades and one of her favorite things was making catty commentary about her current lover with her husband, and her relationship with her daughter was painful- but she was also immensely talented, a hard worker, an opponent of fascism and the hottest ice queen in Hollywood for a long time."

"She can sing! She can act! She told the Nazis to fuck off and became a US citizen out of spite! She worked with other German exiles to create a fund to help Jews and German dissidents escape (she donated an entire movie salary, about $450k, to the cause). She looks REALLY GOOD in a suit. If you're not convinced, please listen to her sing "Lili Marlene". Absolutely gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice."

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"Bisexual icon and Nazi-hater. Looks absolutely stunning in the suits she liked to wear. 'I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men'."

"would you not let her walk on you?"

[rosykims]

um hiiiii hehe... for elspeth..... 💯🎮🚫🐷🍝

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

she loves horses! or maybe i should say mounts in general (gotta keep it vague for when she gets a griffon. bc she will <3 or else <3) and she finds a lot of comfort in the routine of care/grooming/bonding . a real certified horse girl despite me myself not having any clue how horses work. she also just has an aura that horses find very agreeable i guess lol. she's great at calming them and post dao when she's acting as warden-commander she sort of becomes a bit of legend - outside of the whole killing the archdemon thing - due to her unmatched ability to calm spooked horses and adjust them to the day-to-day reality of darkspawn/taint etc. her own mount is the fastest in the vigil's keep stables, and her name is mistral, named after her mother's warship during the orlesian occupation <3

big cartography fan !! which is a hobby she developed from loghain, who was sort of like a godfather figure to her growing up. she used to sit around his war room in the months where she'd stay with anora in gwaren and watch him pour over maps with his advisors. she's naturally grown up enamored with the land of ferelden and the history behind it so of course she'd want to know all about it's geography too. the skill came in handy in her later years because it translated to great situational awareness and survival skills. she can navigate her way out of almost every terrain and u rarely ever have to worry about getting lost when ur with her.

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

cartography as stated above, but also embroidery and tourneys! the embroidery one stemmed as a natural result of her mother insisting its a skill noble women should all know, but she loves it for it's practical applications. her childhood and adulthood were very rough and tumble so her being able to mend her clothes quickly while on the road was paramount. also just being a bit of a hyperactive kid she really enjoyed the creative outlet it provided. she spent a LOT of time sewing mabaris into her shirt sleeves when she should have been paying attention to orlesian history lmao

and then there's the tourney thing. the vast chunk of elspeths former combat experience was from bandits on cousland territory, OR from tourneys. ferelden acknowledged pretty quickly that she was proving to be one of the most talented swordsmen in the country before she had even turned 18, although it had never been really tested considering she'd never fought an actual war. she fought and won in every major ferelden tourney since she was 16 up until she turned 21 when she was finally beaten in a match by teyrn loghain himself <3 was she a little hurt that he didnt let her win ? no she was a Lot hurt that he didnt let her win lol.

🚫 PROHIBITED — does your oc drink/smoke? do they do it regularly, or is it more on occasion or for special events?

she doesnt smoke but she does drink socially! especially with her gray warden charges, though she doesnt like to imbibe too much bc she'd rather someone keep vigilant lol. she can hold her liquor pretty well, but on the odd occasions where she goes overboard she becomes a lot more lighthearted and chatty than her usual stoic/moody self. a lot more smiles, and lot more sharing stories she wouldnt normally share, and just overall a good vibe until she wakes up in the morning miserable bc shes Revealed Too Much

🐷 PIG FACE — what is your oc's favorite animal?

griffon, next question

if she lives long enough to learn that the griffons are back, definitely griffons. but until then, like i said she loves horses and has a special affinity for them. dogs too, but that's more just an extension of her being ferelden. she also likes cats ! really, shes an animal person through and through and there's very few of the makers creatures she doesnt like. centipedes, maybe.

🍝 SPAGHETTI — what is/are your oc's favorite food(s)?

oooooo good question. so there are a bunch of ferelden dishes i could point to which she definitely enjoys despite them definitely being an acquired taste for hardened ferelden pallets lol... but i WILL say, her greatest shame is that she secretly loves orlesian pastries. the first time she ever went to orlais (very much against her will) was on a diplomatic journey to meet with stroud, the orlesian warden-commander. she hated the entire experience and was uncooperative for the whole duration she was there, UNTIL like the 2nd night before she was supposed to leave, when he ended up sharing some sweet treats he had sitting at his desk. she loved them so much she sort of inadvertently thawed out and stroud managed to bribe her to the point where they meet up like twice a year and consider each other good friends. lmao.

[axel-tiredstudent]

💯 for the Eldritch throuple !!

And 🎮 and 🎶 for Angel and Naomi !!!

AND (I'm sorry for this 🫡) 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and 🍸 for everyone I've mentioned here

Thank you so much for asking!!! <3

💯 — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

:0 difficult but interesting one!

Apart from drums, Absalom can also play piano. He was taught as a kid by Almudena and he picked up drums as a teenager. The only people hes been romantically attracted to are Angel (when they were 15, before she came out) and Percy.

Victor is the eldest of three siblings. When they were kids, they were close to their mother, before she passed away from illness. When Victor came back from the death he did his own top surgery :) (very epic)

Ozzie does not remember anything from his past, he himself does not know what sort of creature he is and the only place he knows is Ewordis. His name was chosen by Absalom after The Wizard of Oz.

🎮 — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies?

Angel main hobby (which is also her livelihood) is music: playing instruments (she can play a bunch), singing and writing music. She enjoys reading, writing poetry and short stories, and swimming as well!

Naomi plays bass and writes songs too! He loves fashion and sews some of his and his friends' clothes and she likes listening to podcasts too :)

🎶 — what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

They both LOVE music and listen to a lot of it (they are musicians!). They are always going to record stores and finding new stuff or sharing playlists and songs with eachother <3<3

Since in my story the aesthetic surrounding TTT (their band) is very 70s and glam rock inspired, that's mostly what they create and listen to. Angel loves disco and R&B too, while Naomi sometimes listens to electronic music. Their music tastes are overall pretty open and they like appreciating different stuff.

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 — how many people are in your oc's immediate family? how many people are in your oc's extended family? do they have aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, etc? who in their family are they closest with? are they close with their birth family, or do they have a found family?

Absalom was raised by his grandma, his mother died in childbirth and he never met his father. Then it lived with its uncle (his mother's brother) and aunt. He had no cousins nor any other family members. He was really really close with his grandma. Altought it doesn't see his aunt and uncle very often anymore, they have an okay relationship.

Ozzie's past is a mystery! So far he is the only creature of his type hes seen.

Victor has two siblings, a very tyrannic father and his mother who died. He knows his mother had siblings but their father never allowed the family to visit. They don't know if their father has more family. He lives enclosed in his father manor.

Naomi has a younger brother (named Akihiko) whom he loves a lot. Most of his family lives back in Japan, Naomi used to be really close to his cousins when she lived there as a child but doesn't see them often anymore. She's not close with his parents because they used to be close minded and strict, so she lives with Angel and meets her brother as much as possible. Her parents have changed since she left and they are supportive of Akihiko now, but Naomi hasn't forgiven them yet and still keeps his distance. She's glad Akihiko is doing great but she mourns that her upbringing was different.

Angel is very close with her parents! She's an only child but she has many aunts, uncles and cousins. They all love Naomi as well! Her family is really supportive so she visits often. Altough she is close to her birth family, she considers Naomi and Absalom as her found family as well. (the three of them do!)

🍸 — what is your oc's favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink?

Absalom: beer. a basic guy but it's cheap. If he orders a cocktail it's probably gin and tonic

Ozzie: he doesnt drink but if he lived in the human world he would like stuff like Mojito or Daiquiri yep yep

Victor: he also doesn't drink but he seems like a vodka lemon type of guy to me

Angel: shes a fancy girl she likes wine especially rosé, also tinto de verano (shes just like me)

Naomi: beer usually but if they go out clubbing shes gonna order jager shots cause HES INSANE LIKE THAT <3

THIS IS SO LONG OMG IM SORRY

[ckret2]

Shout out to Bills mom for being part of scoliosis gang 💯

Shout out to YOU, anon, I'M part of scoliosis gang too! S-curve, so that on average my back looks normal but it is Very Much Not Normal.

When I learned how to sew I had to modify my clothes to be non-symmetrical because I have different measurements on each side.

One time I was told I have "a hip like Mae West but only on one side."

One of my now best friends told me that the first time we met IRL she thought I was in a bad mood all weekend because I was doing that like, sassy hip cock people do when they want to stand with an attitude. I wasn't in a bad mood; my hips just naturally do that.

I have resting bitch hip.