#of course he gets the girl in the end!
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watching yet another movie that would have been 5000x better if it was written by a woman

#like u can really really tell sometimes#this was written by a man for other men#of course he gets the girl in the end!#oh what about all the shit he did to her in the beginning??#uhh that doesnt matter she forgave him for no reason#obviously theyre in love#it was a heist movie and he used her for his game and then dumped herbut tries to get her back later#and she soooo shouldve played him and left him in the dust at the end#but that would not have madd the fragile male ego happy of course so they just get together again#nym.txt
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in the bathroom at the gay clubbbb
#a less edited version added for plausible deniability that its not a mirror selfie#bc i know astarion shouldnt be visible in the mirror. but the vision was too strong#anyways on the dancefloor shadowheart is doing those goth girl dances from tiktok#and astarion is doing the fork in the garbage disposal#they dont get any btw bc they get too drunk on tequila and end up throwing up outside and#astarion has to call wyll to pick them up. he does of course#at the same time laezel and karlach are getting into a bar brawl someplace else#and gale is going snork mimimi at home:)#i really like how the shading came out here. adding highlights really helps with 3d shapes#and the way ive shaded shadowhearts torso had me feeling like pygmalion ngl#bg3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#shadowheart#astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 modern au#i NEED to draw shad in more outfits
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I know the decision to have Julian's parents have him augmented was made on the fly but imo its pretty obvious from early on that Julian has Family Issues because he avoids talking about his family like the plague and I think they should've incorporated this into the Julian and Sisko dynamic right from early on because I think it would've made for some really compelling stories and moments and could've set up a REALLY interesting Julian and Jake dynamic which they kinda started to do but never fully went for
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#benjamin sisko#jake sisko#s1 Julian being so young and eager to prove himself and latching onto Sisko as this mentor figure to look up to#seeing Sisko with Jake and low-key seeking that fatherly figure connection which he won't even let himself think about#Sisko seeing this young brilliant doctor who's got all the makings to be something great and he's just GOTTA help him along#I think he would also catch on pretty quick that Julian's got Parental Issues#he tries to ask one day all casual like 'tell me about yourself :)' and Julian talks about nothing but Starfleet and med school#any attempts to ask about his family are met with awkward brief answers and redirections#and then theres the way Julian's eyes light up the first time Sisko invites him to watch a baseball game#like he Knows. he's a dad he Knows somethings up#but he doesnt pry#I also think it makes their dynamic more tragic towards the end of the series#where we have Sisko asking Julian to compromise his morals again and again#Julian's trust and respect for him gradually deteriorating#and then at the end of course Sisko is gone and they have no idea when he'll be back#which I think Julian would have a lot of complicated feelings about#but of course theres also Jake#I imagine they'd get closer#very brotherly dynamic#you know that scene in TNG where Wesley goes to Riker for girl advice and Riker and Guinan start flirting?#absolutely happens but with Jake asking Julian for girl advice and Julian wooing a girl at Quark's and Jake absolutely loses the plot#makes the events of ...Nor the Battle to the Strong more intense as well I think#also I like to think there'd be an episode where the B plot is Jake gets mad at Sisko and impulsively decides to move out#ends up at Julian's because he did not think this through#Julian is now very much caught in the middle of this family drama and he Fucking Hates It#also him and Jake are NOT compatible roommates but he's trying so so hard to be nice#eventually they have a talk and Julian cryptically hints at his own home life and tells Jake he's lucky he has a dad who cares so much#them being closer would work into what Alone Together sets up for them
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some birds
#phantom of the paradise#potp#winslow leach#teah the first one is from june dotn @ me#ane-ways as seen in thje last photo i went to the majestic showing LOL and not to reveal my youthfulness but i was most def the youngest#person there which was highkey intimidating especially when accompanied with my dad who was mistaken for the true fan multiple times#like no girl hes never seen this fucking movie and doesnt want to be here !!!!!!! im the true fan im the real one#my permanently prepubescent 5’7 looks didnt help either ;-/ HAHAHA#the crowd and actual event was fucking AWESOME thjough of course with it being a very queer and alternative audience and the showing being#special (if you get what i mean……) and of course mr. williams was an absolute delight and a fantastic speaker….. i laughed and teared up a#ton…. also shout- out to all the winslows swans phoenixes and ESPECIALLY the beefs in the crowd… if you guys are reading this then just know#that redhead boy with fried hair and an aquabats shirt wouldve loved to compliment you but he was too scareds#and forgot 2 mention but my dad ended up loving it and thanked me for introducing him to the film when we got home :-)
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And another thing about Tommy calling him Evan
Because it's not just about the shortcut to intimacy. It's also a shortcut to a younger Buck.
Buck doesn't care about age gaps in relationships. We've known this since season 1. He's got a big heart and big dreamy ideas, and he'll follow his romantic inclinations with a big push, regardless of surface details. He puts himself towards building love with a whole person, and he respects that enough to not ruminate on the things that make them different.
But that doesn't mean he'll receive that respect in return.
By calling him Evan, we're receiving a clue about how Tommy is the one seeing and creating distance with the age gap. Tommy is calling him the name that he only uses with his parents and his sister (his other de facto parent). It's a clue that clicks into place when we see the breakup, the "I'm your first, not your last."
Tommy is seeing a younger version of his own experiences in Buck. He's seeing that he himself wasn't ready to commit in his first gay relationship, because it was his first real relationship. He's seeing Buck and Eddie's friendship as something Buck's not yet acknowledging as affecting him.
And so, he's internally put himself into a gay mentor role.
If he wanted them to last, he should have met Buck where he's actually at.
He should have called him by the name he chooses to use, instead of the one that seems mature but is tied to Buck's life before he came into himself.
He should have talked to Buck about Eddie like a real adult, not let that subtext fester under their relationship.
He should have built up the man he met, rather than dig himself into the younger bits.
By calling him Evan, all he did was create this dynamic Buck didn't ask for and didn't want. Buck wanted a little patience with coming out, and Tommy decided patience was his role for their relationship.
#boy get your pretensions of maturity out! of! here!#what you're actually doing is less mature than buck actually! you decided what the relationship is about without him! of course it ended!#gotta give him props for ending it when he realized this. and infinite negative props for trying to start it up again. girl go home.#you couldn't even be bothered to talk out your feelings about this role you'd created with your boyfriend of six months#you just decided. on your own. that your role was more important#anti bucktommy#buddie#911 abc#911 spoilers#911#musings#evan buckley
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magical girl that gets fatter when she transforms because being fatter is always aspirational
#she also gets fatter over the course of the series to represent how she is achieving her aspirations and then setting new ones#flourishing by the end of her arc#she still gets fatter when she transforms tho that never changes it's always proportional#and she has a pet dog that transforms into a girl with her#and everyone is confused cuz they thought the dog was a boy but the girl just#didn't check and uses he/him pronouns Except when she's transformed
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I bought the comic! 💖

I have a couple of my usual little minor nitpicks (as I am want to have), but I don’t even want to get into them because there were so few and they didn’t impact my enjoyment of the comic all that much. I thought it was super cute!
I won’t spoil anything in case anyone’s interested in buying it for themselves (which, I would say… yeah, buy it, totally!), but what I appreciated the most– especially since this is the first issue and it’s establishing who the girls are for anyone not super familiar with them– is that the girls end up saving the day together. It shows the importance of them not just being heroes, but also being a team (and also being supportive sisters, which… 🥹🫶) and that makes me feel like, even on a basic level, they get the characters. And that’s reassuring! Yay!
#and GODDDDDD Ms. Bellum being there….. just……. thank you 🙏#there were a couple of things that just made me very very happy#MINI SPOILERS AHEAD =>#I thought Him’s little robot destiny test-y guys were cute and fun but he’s not really a rooobooottt guuuyyyy ehhhhhh but like whatever#the comic was basically Super Zeroes but for a new comic book run for people not familiar with the characters…#…like I said I think that’s totally fine because the characters are being established!#it had a bit of its own twist and it worked!#buttercup’s compliment to blossom at the end… yeah she’s a great loner SHE COULD CARRY A SERIES BY HERSELF SHE IS THAT GREAT 😤#but she must be bubbles and buttercup’s brain cell… so of course it’s imperative that she leads them haha#there were some weird OOC-ish dialogue but again nothing that made me go like ???????#I could complain but I genuinely feel like this was honestly fine and good and cute and you know what?#hooray and good job to everyone involved I like it 👍#I’ll totally get the next issue when it comes out BUT THE DESCRIPTION OF IT WORRIES ME LMAOOOOOO#comic#powerpuff girls#ppg
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even while it was happening, you knew it wasn't going to last
#parahumans#worm#lisa wilbourn#tattletale#feeling BAD about my girl lisa in the club tonite#i am convinced she is the most tragic main character in worm#which is a bold statement i know#but i just cant handle even thinking about her shit FOR REAL#she knew the cops and robbers shit was bullshit! from the very beginning!#of course she did! Coil fucking forced her to work for him at gunpoint and she totally understands that#if she doesn't do what he wants shes going to end up in a torturebasement!!#she knew aall of taylors funny little problems n Issues from the start! she tried SO hard to keep her alive and at least a little happy#struggling and clinging and digging in her claws as she watches this girl somehow get Worse(?)#and every time taylor takes a step towards the void guess who sees it in excruciating detail even when taylor can't/wont!!!!#and in the end it doesn't matter!! all her schemes and plans don't amount for shit!! she doesn't save the girl!#she doesn't save the girl.#my art
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I never liked Melanie as a person but was very intrigued by her as a character, since she's as deep and well written as any other on the show, (until fandom made me hate her). I'd forgotten though that the dislike was immediate + from her first appearance we get to know one of her most fundamental (and insufferable) traits, that is that she does exactly what Jon does, worse-ish* even, but she thinks she's better than him because, well, because it's her and she just is. Which will come back full force later on to such wonderful effects
#yeah fell for the relisten hype#I need interesting and well written stories#*worse-ish because the institute doesn't sell stories to the public (it's actually unclear where they get their money from#We know of course but for others they must think that they're financed by paranormal aficionados#despite the fact that most statements end nowhere and that Jon and the other researchers are highly skeptical)#plus she accuses the institute of taking every story at face value when they actually look into them + she and her team don't believe#anything but mess with the data and readings. We can assume that some of the stuff they investigate is true#but the only statement with proper ghosts is Melanie's own when she gets infected with the slaughter. So#point two she criticises absolutely everything about the archive + by extension Jon despite having decided#of her own free will to ask for their help. because she just has to feel superior + remind others of it#I'm glad that Jon is still full force in his bitchy confident fase (yeah it's a façade whatever) and gives as good as he gets#btw I truly liked Melanie's complexities. she made me sick to my stomach with anger but I Liked it#that's how stories work. Interesting characters. not never do bad girl boss whatever#worst thing is that I really ignored the fandom for the most part. but this reading of Melanie and Georgie was so prevalent#that I could not escape it no matter how hard I tried#TMA
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i love madoka magica however i dont think we as a fandom talk enough about how tragic madoka herself is. probably because the narrative itself steers you away from thinking about her personally. shes not a character shes a desire that homura has, shes a force of good, shes homura's foil. but those are all madoka's narrative roles but madoka herself as a person is not really looked at because we are viewing this world from an unreliable narrator(homura) who only sees madoka as those things. The best thing homura could have done for madoka was give up on her, to let her go. because every time we go back in time the image of madoka is distorted, she loses more of herself every regression of homura's as she tries harder and harder to save her. We don't even know what madoka originally wished for to become a magical girl in the original timeline. and she actually acts quite differently than the madoka we meet. shes a lot more honest and caring and bold. by the time homura's has reached the actual anime madoka has been reduced by the sands of time to a figment of herself. she has no wants or desires of her own beyond wanting to do good and help her friends and when all her humanity is stripped away is when she finally acends to godhood because thats all thats left of her. an ideal and a faith in her. madoka kaname died a long time ago and all that is left is her ghost.
#of course homura doesnt care anymore because she cant go back she can only go forward cuz if she gives up she killed madoka for nothing#she could have left her pass away with dignity but now shes a ghost stuck in a web of time and the only thing she can do is keep trying#to save her#i feel like inately homura knows this but she doesnt want to admit to herself thats shes the real one who killed madoka kaname#this is a very charitable reading of homura#homura died too but its a clear moment because homura is our narrator#homura akemi will never come back madoka kaname will never come back#but life goes on anyway for homura#heres my truth#i loved rebellion but im actually a bigger fan of the original anime's ending so im glad it seems like red ribbon homu is coming back#i thought that ending was a lot more hopeful and beautiful and rebellion was kind of a downer but i always accepted they were parallel#and seems im right based on posters#for walpurgis#madoka uses one of my favorite literary devices which is the underuse of a character#i dont know whats it called but i love it when they dont outright develop a character usually to signal an upholding of the status quo#i already explained how madoka is not shown as a character but they do this in princess tutu too with mytho#mytho is a character from a book hes not real in the way that the others are and therefore cant actually change like the others can#hes always the focus of others and never the one thinking of others#i mean yeah he spends like the whole anime thinking about tutu but thats PART of his book its not him as a person#anyway ive been talking too much but i wanna bring up my favorite subtle use of this in takopi's original sin#the boy#idk his name rn lmao#hes straight up not present for the bulk of the manga and hes legit just absent from the ending scene despite being one point of a triangle#at first that weirded me out like??? he doesnt get closure???#but the reason was he didnt need it#the focus and moral is that those girls were 'weird' unable to be normal (because of trauma) and their closure was theyre at least together#but he doesnt need that because hes already normal hes the status quo a benchmark for the reader for the reader to judge the characters off#and the characters to judge eachother off of#anyway anyway sorry this has been so long#i had to get all of that out of me
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Merlin AU where instead of Uther being understanding about Arthur falling for a serving girl (because he was understanding remember, he just couldn't allow it to continue) he is furious with him because he thinks Arthur's stepping out on Merlin
Hijinks naturally ensue
#uther likes Merlin#he approves of him#hes a man so a) no bastards b) no marrage#he also knows merlin is stupidly loyal to arthur and camelot so a) wont betray him and b) wont get in the way of arthurs duty to marry#he couldn't be more pleased#but no arthur has to ruin it by betraying metlin and chading a setving girls skirts#this is all leading up to merlin saving the day of course but ill need more time to figure that out#but the ending is probably actual or pretend gwen/arthur/merlin#oh and arthur has no idea that his father thinks hes dating merlin so is *very confused*#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#uther pendragon
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Thinking of writing a mlc liansanjiao modern au where di feisheng and fang duobing are like, in a pool (if they're at dfs', because he's a super rich CEO, but if they're at li lianhua's they're in a fucking lake because lotus tower) and dfs is like oh he's doing that cheeky little sarcastic grin at me (you know the one). How is he so small how is his waist so thin how are his shoulders that broad I can see the water rolling down his chest. He's having an entire gay little panic for the nth time.
This is where it gets revealed that dfs, however, thinks that llh and fdb are in a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship. Except without the money? Because he sees this attractive sticky little puppy that li lianhua calls xiaobao and comes to that, quote, "very obvious conclusion." So he's all sad about fdb already being "taken." However this is the moment llh walks about and sees them in the water together.
HE thinks dfs and fdb are kinda-sorta hatefucking but they're actually figuring out they like each other. His "irrefutable" evidence to back this up is that he's seen them fighting (physically, 99% of the time) every time they're together and honestly it's all a little bit homoerotic. He cannot be dissuaded from this.
Meanwhile fdb sees llh come out and offer dfs a bottle of water (he has one for him too, but baby boy has tunnel vision) and is like. Ahhhh llh is back. Dfs' boyfriend. HE thinks this because he knows they have history together (aka they were infamous in certain circles for having the HOTTEST beef) and once he saw them sparring except it turned into wrestling on the ground and THAT turned into making out. It was essentially fdb's gay awakening except he already knew he liked boys. It was more like his gay awakening for "men who could definitely pin me down and throw me around and oh my god do I like that???"
They're all moronsexual and don't realise they all like each other lmao (I only focused on these lenses but they do all like each other. Dfs has liked llh since their rivalry days. Fdb attaches himself to llh because even though his cooking is atrocious and he likes playing around with him aka little white lies he has the most beautiful smile fdb has ever seen in his life and he's nice to huli jing. Llh is deep in self-denial because he's doesn't think he deserves them they're happier without him etcetera.)
If anyone wants me to I might be able to write it lol but writer's block has been kicking my ass
(PS: I don't know how they get together (actually llh probably runs away and dfs and fdb team up to hunt him down) or how llh kind of dying comes into play. Maybe he doesn't die at all. Maybe he briefly gets the flu and is like guys. I'm dying. Please don't mourn me *sleeps for twenty-four hours straight*)
#mysterious lotus casebook#mlc#di feisheng#fang duobing#li lianhua#liansanjiao#difanghua#feihua#difang#fanghua#ao3#lian hua lou#there are definitely some side plots that probably won't get mentioned#like fdb running away from home to escape a marriage to a rich girl aka the princess#(of course he ends up with a rich dude aka dfs anyway)#jiao liqiao who is high up in dfs' company keep trying to propose to him#ideas and feedback appreciated :)#llh and qiao wanmian have week tea meetings where they (in this order) sit in silence/gossip/a-mian gives him quasi-therapy#a-mian has to beat him up with a metaphorical stick to get him to stop denying his feelings
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the universe is soooo romantic she’s really been getting me ready for my future husband as a gift for him making it thru his saturn return in one piece. wait until we do a story time about this 🎬
#after 40 days and 40 nights of baby making of course 🙂 i will be Rewarded for all this celibacy girl#i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE 🌈🤗💒 the most powerful force on the planet#if i love you i will study you and help you work with the energies coming at you <3 like that is my biggest love language lol#people letting me show them how to use astrology as a tool to navigate life and be On Purpose#someone who is ur student and ur teacher >>>>>#his ends tmrw WOOOOOO!!! it started last june and we have been on the most insane journey since then lol#like i thought i had all the answers to everything last october and then God chewed me up and spit me out brand new again in 2025#it said nowwwwwwwww you’re ready to be a wife. and he getting ready to be a husband. TO SERVE AND PROTECT 💯#thank God i’m tired of being my own protector lmao i wanna b soft <3#magic happens when u choose Faith Over Fear btw. he bought a shirt that says that and i loved it so much i bought one too#he a scorpio rising. i would follow him into battle unquestionably lol my King :) even if he had me beheaded in another life ✋🏼#💌
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Fengcui are ridiculous. They're fully making out at this point but they REFUSE to acknowledge it out of pure spite they NEED to get the upper hand the other one must be the one to confess first!!!! Can you imagine? Sticking you tongue 5 inches down someone else's throat and still have the guts to say to THEIR FACE that they're coming onto you and you don't get it- have they fallen for you? Ooh how interesting, maybe elaborate on that? No? Well fuck you then. And then they do it again. And then they sacrifice themselves for each other MULTIPLE TIMES. Only to share the most disgustingly sweet romance that is CLEAR to everyone around them yet it remains!!!! Unspoken!!!! Even to each other!!!!
#it's like. no matter how much they progress in the relationship#the game between them never ends#it only takes on different flavor#book seven has been quite 👌 good#I think the decrease in quality in the boling and guangqian arcs were in fact real#but rn book 7 feels a lot like the initial arcs#which to me is delicious#I think either the translator or the author was lost in the transitional stage of the protag's relationship#like Cui buqu#at times#I think he showed an amount of deliberate vulnerability that wasn't worth the gains? then again this is par for the course#I wasn't yelling when they were fake kissing for the job cause it was obviously the only logical way to distract the enemy#so this actually follows the same logic but in that instance I felt like it was detrimental to the integrity of the character's personality#like it felt too indulgent I guess? as a private person myself#I couldn't help but be like 'noo girl your secrets!!!' in the boling arc#also too many characters that were there for no reason#look it wasnt very good ok the villains were all over the place#decision making skills suddenly vanished#also feng xiaolin died?? for no reason at all like why would you kill a beautiful woman.#it made no sense and fhe stalling to get feng ciao agter her body was discovered?? like as a reader#that felt like a disastrously failed mission for both cbq and fx#and then they're like 'they took all of them down!!' bro when??#all they did was run around#tell lies#and kiss#and they're so correct for that but don't go telling me this was a job well done cayse it wasn't!!#that final speech cui buqu gave yang yun? like 'you lost. I set fire to house' like they shouldn't have let him utter a word!#IMMEDIATE arrow launching. like the plot doesn't need to be complicate for me to be believe they're smart. just needs to make sense!#peerless#wushuang
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to be totally upfront with you, when it comes to op i am like... 90% just here for the women. like, don't get me wrong, the male characters are fun & i enjoy them! i'm having a blast, even! there are a few upcoming arcs that i'm vaguely aware of which i'm sure will allow some of the men to garner more of my favour!
but also, like... the women are the characters that make me feel like screaming & crying & slowly peeling off my skin layer by layer. they are the characters who haunt me, who harrow me, who's suffering i feel in my very bones. they are the characters who have intellects which fill me with awe, resilience that guts me organ by organ, the characters who are flawed in a manner which ground me & heartens me in equal measure, the characters given a sort of atypical strength which fascinates me, their sense of chaotic whimsy what brings a lightness to my heart. the women are the people carrying the story for me. it wouldn't be anything close to worthwhile without them.
#the exception of course being my littlest buddy tony tony chopper. but he was in that womens day art w a cute lil “support girls” crop top#so it is fine. honourary woman. & also he is itty bitty.#also the exception is tashigi but that is very minimally her fault. her motivation isn't particularly compelling esp within the op cast &#she tends to get the short-end of the narrative stick to boost characters like smoker or zoro.#blame oda.#but also robin vivi the women of the skypeia arc doc kureha & ESPECIALLY nami. women of all time. my loves. my fluffy little duckies.#my sugar plums. my darling dearests. there is no story without them.#& like from everything i've heard abt the women i'm yet to meet i am 100% going to adore if not at least be SUPER compelled by them.#i love women so much. so so so much.#grey's one piece tag#drunk posts
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how many aura points do i get when ppl shut up when its my turn to talk and other 5 say they want to get to know me better 🙏🙏
#𝘞ꓴ𝗦𝝪𝖠𝖭𝖠𝝡𝗘 . . .#STORY TIME CS I MISS RAMBLING HERE HEH#i was at the youth group in my church (that im still fairly new to & have been to the meetings only 4 times)#and for like 4 out of the 4 times everyone stays quiet when i start talking and then later theyre all like Whoa😯😯#BULLIED KIDS WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!#oke so last meeting we had this one dynamic game where we had to pair up w 1 or 2 ppl and ask each other creative questions#like literally anything aside from the boring ones like what is ur fav color and stuff#they didnt even finished saying the rules and like 5 ppl came to me Heh i might be goated!!!! :3#2 of them are oomfs atp theyre really sweet#i ended up pairing up w 2 girls and then we switched groups and i paired up w another girl#then we had to read our questions and responses right#when it was my turn every person who was interrupting the others & joking around immediately shut up CHAT I WAS SO TAKEN ABACK#Craxiest experience in my life#and there was this one boy (WHOS A SWEETHEART BTW i really wanna befriend him) who was like#“Mannn im not even gonna tell u guys the questions i asked my group after reis... theyre so creative 😭😭🙏”#MIND U some people asked goated wuestions before and after me and i was js like that audio#of course.... FUCK its genius...... why didnt i think of that.....#someone one deadbutt asked what did oomf think was the best type of dish soap#LIKE THATS TOO GOATED HELLO#when it was that boys turn to speak he said he didnt want to tell everyone his questions & responses cs he was still thinking of mine#THANK U TWIN 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏#later on i had to speak again and everyone was silent again hehe#oh and theres this one guy who seems really fun to be around too and he calls me flower platonically which is really sweet#flashbacks to litvw hee Come back bru#he surfs and snowboards hes goated as flip i need to learn it from him someday#i need to get closer to the 2 oomfs i mentioned too theyre sooo cute#they both said they really wanted to know me better which is crazy cs me too 😢😢#i need to get closer to these 4 chat Heh#everyone actually cs theyre all really nice#end of update soovers and soov nation!!!!!!!!!
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