I know we make jokes about Edwin’s harem but it’s deeply tragic how every man who has ever desired Edwin romantically has also hurt him in profound ways. Simon is the reason Edwin was sent to hell. Monty abused his trust and nearly got him and Charles killed. The Cat King manipulated his repressed attraction and leashed him like a pet, keeping him trapped in a town with a murderous witch. All the while, the man Edwin actually loves, the man who has been nothing but kind and gentle and devoted towards him, does not love him back. Not in that way. Something Something Love is a punishment for not having been strong enough to remain alone.
4K notes
·
View notes
Does it like, annoy anyone else when a story presents itself as "feminist" and "progressive", but also punches down on women who are sex workers or sexually active.
6K notes
·
View notes
You know in the Adventure Time finale when (spoilers) the treehouse gets destroyed and Jake freaks out because BMO was in there and he shrinks down really small and then BMO finds him and comforts him?
Anyway that but it's sunset duo bad future edition
2K notes
·
View notes
He’s grabbing your dashboard ,,, or whatever else you can come up with <33
2K notes
·
View notes
Zane: laurance has to walk past my house on his way to work
Zane: I like to stand on my front porch with a hammer to let him know if he goes a millimetre on my yard I’m hitting him with it
Zane: he’s had to outrun me six times. He’s only escaped because I have asthma. If Irene didn’t weigh me down with it I would’ve caught him
—
Laurance: I fucking hate garroths brother
184 notes
·
View notes