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yeah so?? ALL OF THIS

dropping the transcript because I feel like there's SO much to look at here 1:02:44- 1:03:23 Gem: Joel without me on his team is like, his own self destruction. Like- there's nothing for me to worry about. He- he just crashes out! And dies. To nothing. Scar: You know what - Joel needs a harness. Gem: Needs a leash. Scar: Yeah. Chat, I wanna see it. I wanna see fan art of him on a leash, and Gem walking him. Gem: I'm not walking him. Not my problem! Scar: It can be past- it can be past fanart, you know? From Wild Life. Gem: You know, he won on a team with me. I did- I did my work and that's done now. I think um- Skizz can walk him. Scar: That's true, that's true.

ALSO this insanity

1:05:49-1:06:12 Scar: Bdubs loves to stir the pot, if it was him. He loves it. If he gets a chance- Gem: sighs You gotta get Bdubs reigned in, do you have a leash for Bdubs? Scar: Ah- he'd gnaw it off. (both giggle) Scar: He just gets those big eyes and those big chompers and he goes "rawrarawrar". (does a biting gesture) Maybe Scott? I don't know. I feel like Etho's too busy getting exploded.

There's. There's so much here.

- Gem attributing Joel's win to her presence (which to be fair, that was partly the case in the sense that Joel is very easy to rile up and had he been with someone else such as Grian or jimmy or anyone who feeds into his aggression (Scar wld be another good example god I want him paired w scar) then he probs wouldn't have done as good but Also from the beginning of the season Joel expressed his intent to LOCK IN. He was also very locked in in secret life until he was a fucking dumbass. Unfortunately WL is funnily enough one of Joel's weaker seasons specifically because he isn't outwardly aggressive and plays it absurdly safe resulting in, yes, victory, but little in terms of glory.)

- Scar mentioning a harness (still horny) and GEM correcting it to a leash (SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOINGGGG SHE'S A TRUE ALLY.) and then also saying she doesn't wanna be the one leashing him (fujo gem. Unfortunately for her I wld draw her leashing Joel because uhm. Erm. 🫣)

AND THEN???? THEN ???

SCAR HOLDING BDUBS ON A LEASH HELL OOOOO????? extremely funny btw I know Exactly why gem says that and it's bc bdubs' been so aggressive to her but it's ESPECIALLY funny to ask SCAR if he has a leash for bdubs GIRL HE KEEPS KILLING HIM. SCAR'S NOT GOT A LEASH FOR HIM THE BITCH'S GOT A NOOSE. this is said hornily btw. I think scar shld put bdubs not only on a leash but in a muzzle if he's so worried about biting. That's just my personal thoughts. Said very normally and calmly. Don't look down

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someone SHOULD put joel on a leash, let's be real now. collar that man and put him on his knees while you're at it 😌

scar: you know what? joel needs a harness. gem: ... needs a leash.

i feel totally fine and normal btw, now everyone go ahead and say thank you, scar and gem (x)

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dear universe, i would like a new mumbo pic today please and thank you 🙏

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"Well, tell me Joel. How do I make it up to you then?"

Girl,,,,,,,, if this ain't fujo bait then what is?????

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I have no idea who these minecraft guys you're horny about are, but your writing is making me very curious (and also feral about these guys I don't know). Once again, I follow you into the dark for the sake of quality smut 🫡

hi, i'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this but: they're just regular-ass dudes who just happen to make me totally and entirely insane (and irrationally, overwhelmingly horny tbh)

HOWEVER you should definitely follow me down anyway because it's FUN and there is UNLIMITED content to watch FOREVER also they keep casually putting their kinks on display for all to see (shock collars, daddy-talk, degradation, you know, the usual 🥴)

thank you for this ask though!! i do hope you start watching some vids and show up in my inbox with a fave to shout at and blame me about 😌 (and continue reading/ enjoying all of my unhinged thoughts in stream-of-conscious fic posts haha)

here's some casual links to youtube channels for my faves (hilariously they're all SUPPOSED TO BE PG BUT that makes it way more fun for me when they accidentally swear on stream or say something absolutely sexual and unhinged and try to play it off)

mumbo, joel, impulse, jimmy, pearl, grian, gem

currently watching the Past Life SMP which comes out every friday AND ALSO every single run of Metro Mayhem that gets uploaded or livestreamed because i'm obsessed with it and want to see joel run it so fucking bad

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'You stud!'

tagging you directly in this one @cactusringed cause i know for a fact it also makes you 🥴 god the way he sucks all his breath in at once you KNOW he was panicked af and still fucking clutched it 🥵💦

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what if i use kinktober to write that free use jimmy fic (in a thirty-one day series) that i've been thinking about since the first time i saw him being a slut on camera

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they both did so well this week they SHOULD 69 they've earned it

you're RIGHT they SHOULD sixty-nine and i think we (royal, general) as writers don't write 69s enough - there's so much going on, it'd totally overwhelm whoever the pov is from, you know?

like jimmy, sloppy and drooling, desperately trying to get joel's dick wedged all the way down to the very back his throat but he can't stop whining for the way joel's just dragging the flat of his tongue over his cockhead, slipping just beneath the sheath of his foreskin and doing it over and over, getting him soaked with spit and leaking precome

joel with both hands gripping at jim's ass, encouraging him to jerk his hips up but never letting more than a few hot inches of jimmy's dick slip through his lips - joel pulling all the way back just to say shit like: fuck, c'mon jim, so good, you're so good before going right back to it

jimmy pinned beneath joel's weight, fingers digging into joel's thighs, struggling to breathe and there's nowhere for him to go he's just moaning and whimpering and listening to the loud wet sounds of joel's cock trapping all his spit behind the constant shove of it keeping his lips wedged open

suuuuper overwhelmed, wildly turned on and joel is fully TEASING him, too much and never enough until there's tears in his eyes and saliva dripping from the corners of his stretched lips with every movement joel makes

and they didn't even make it to a bed, just both their pants shoved down along their thighs after a messy fucking make-out session - jimmy's shirt riding up where he's squirming beneath joel above him, his lower back getting rugburn in joel's fucking front hallway with his foot kicked up against the door like that's just as good as a lock

hhhh so anyway, yeah, yeah they SHOULD do that

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shout-out to the return of calling joel daddy, let's goooo:

full transcript beneath the cut but like:

Jim: All that matters is impressing daddy. Cleo: Oh… is Joel daddy? Jimmy: Yep.

Cleo: Um, hey, is Joel going to be really pleased that you got a kill?

Tim: I- he's gonna be so happy. That's all that matters.

Cleo: See? He's not going to care about the house.

Jimmy: All that matters is impressing daddy.

Cleo: Oh… is Joel daddy?

Jim: Yep. [Oh…] It's team daddy. [Okay.]

BigB: All right. Daddy's home now. What's up? [laughs] Let me stop. Let me stop.

Cleo: How many daddies is it? Is it just Joel and BigB?

Tim: I was just - I was just talking. It's just Joel and BigB. Wait! I'm the only daddy not on the- I'm the only person on the team who ain't daddy.

Cleo: You're baby! [Oh my gosh.] You're baby! Oh my god, you're baby.

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hey anon: here you go (it's from 2022) ( you'll have to hunt from there, or ask @whoretangotek )

What the fuck do you mean Joel said something about Jimmy having a degradation kink, what do you mean Jimmy didn’t deny it. What fucking stream is this. Anon please.

Ohh I don't know what stream that was from. I only saw a clip. Jim was in a call with Joel and Scott and probably others too, and Joel something like "you like being degraded, don't you?" (He mispronounces "degraded" a few times lol) And Jimmy's answer was basically "ha ha, yeah. I need to talk to someone about that"

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✨the siege✨

joel's pov:

i'm obsessed with the rejects (and co) and this, as absolutely stupid and useless as it was (deeply affectionate), was so damn therapeutic to watch i hope they were still giggling like idiots for hours after the session ended

ALSO oh my godddd, joel chanting jimmy's name??? jimmy being like: joel, build me a thing and joel doing it, no questions (well, one question) asked?? everyone watching him be super efficient at it?? his little breathy sound at being the centre of attention for a hot second again?? (and showing off, my god he was showing off so much ANOTHER mlg clutch?? i am taking my clothes off right now)

that long held, high pitch sound of him laughing again at the end and calling their attempt pathetic?? just alllll of this was so good THIS was SUCH a fun episode

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'You stud!'

tagging you directly in this one @cactusringed cause i know for a fact it also makes you 🥴 god the way he sucks all his breath in at once you KNOW he was panicked af and still fucking clutched it 🥵💦

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feeling real normal about whatever the fuck this is:

okay but seriously though, this is so stupid hot. joel you're so stupid hot. why does you doing dumb shit like 360 throwing yourself off a wall just to show off bucket-clutch in front of jimmy do this to my brain

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had to switch tabs and when I got back I literally thought that spray was a dildo for a hot second ngl

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to YOU he’s just a dude but to me, he.. well he’s just a dude to me as well but i am mentally unstable

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skizz calling joel a stud for clutching that fall like, yeah, yeah man he IS a stud, someone should breed him

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not etho telling joel to use his words