#obey the laws

[ilynpilled]

lol ik im a hater of jb happy marriage endgame but u know what actually some kind of marriage might be funny as hell for jaime bc i think thats legit the only vow he had not broken so far

[see-arcane]

Dracula: Okay, the doors are locked. The windows facing anything other than the sheer drop of a cliff face are barred. There’s no possible way my good cat friend Jonathan Harker will ever get out. Excellent. Now to take a well-earned corpse nap.

-One Dawn Later-

Jonathan, after scaling a vertical castle wall to sneak into the chapel vault and stare at Dracula in his box: 👁👁

Dracula: ...how the fuck

[dbd-slvt]

Wesky Wednesday

Do I attempt to run just to be manhandled or do I stop like a good citizen I am....

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Advanced Hall Monitor Technique: Go To Detention

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[m1ntymellow]

Obey me lore is so funny cause wdym Asmodeus probably caused the trojan war?!

[madmachaca]

He is above science.

Don't think too much about it, Vegapunk.

[misc-obeyme]

I refuse to believe that Dia would dislike Simeon, because mans is too much of a golden retriever imo, like only time I can recall him being genuinely mad or whatever was when he got kidnapped at the amusement park and realized his kidnapper wanted to kill MC and Belphie

- 🦊

Hmm well I think that one relationship chart they posted a billion years ago is what said that Diavolo can't stand Simeon. Hold up I'll find it.

This one!

I think it makes sense for Diavolo to have been wary of Simeon at first. He's generally very nice, but I also think he cares very deeply about his kingdom. And if he isn't sure whether or not someone is a threat to it, he's going to be careful until he knows for sure.

I also think he's displayed that a few times in Nightbringer, when things were getting dicey. He definitely wouldn't be needlessly cruel or even dislike someone for no reason, but he does step into that regal persona when he needs to. I'll never forget the time he clapped back at Raphael... hold up I think I have that screenshot still...

Hee hee this one. I was like yaaasss.

Of course we find out later that [spoilers redacted but if you know, you know].

He's got that authoritative anger, like... don't play with me. I'm the next Demon King and I won't be trifled with. There was also that time in NB when he gets into a fight with Lucifer himself... he seemed pretty upset then, too.

Anyway, I don't think he really dislikes Simeon. That graphic is pretty old and they've been retconning all kinds of things. But I do think it makes sense for Diavolo to be wary of him, especially in the beginning of OG.

Of course, this is just my opinion!

[ihavedonethingsiamnotproudof]

Solomon fanfiction when?

There's never enough Sub Solomon fanfictions out there. That's it that is the post.

[melloneah]

dw matt’s fine; mello’s just pissed off because he knows he’ll be the one paying to replace the car

[burningfestivalpersona]

Etrian Odyssey is a game about making maps where fully exploring certain areas can sometimes give you a less interpretable map than if you just look up the correct path and mark it down.

Yes, this is about B19F. It is also about Claret Hollows. Somehow, Lost Shinjuku managed to avert that particular disaster.

[userm4x]

01/04/23, Melbourne - Daniel Ricciardo speaks to Channel 4 prior to the 2023 Australian Grand Prix

📸 by Qian Jin

[evergreen-endo]

pussy that has that evil man acting like an upstanding citizen

[born2bemyself]

Worship Mother in law!👸🏼

[feet010]

I'm truly disappointed there are no x readers of this show, there is so many characters and so much potential 💔

IT'S A GREAT SHOW, please. If you're interested in looking for something new, CONSIDER Thunderbirds are going. The characters are cutie patooties and, overall, just some lovable characters !

Also Scott is hot 🤷‍♀️

[fondfamilies]

maybe an unpopular opinion (?) but i love how hotch's story ends - all those times being whisked out of jack's life at the drop of a hat to go on a case for who knows how long & in the end he's whisked out of the team's lives out of the blue for who knows how long (probably forever), to be with jack & not leave him for his job ever again

in the first ep he's trying to find a name for jack that won't connect in his brain to a serial killer & after so many years being pulled both ways he finally (earns) makes a complete decision, how many cm characters get a happy ending?? a hero's ending!