#expertly avoiding decepticons while somehow still obeying traffic laws

[fragmented-ghost]

RvB + Transformers: How they learn Caboose can drive

[big battle going on]

Sarge: Men, this situation is getting precarious! I say we do a tactical retreat! Doc where's your car?

Doc: It's over there, here let me hand you my keys-

Sarge: What in tarnation are you giving me your keys for? You're driving!

Doc: Me!? I can't drive! I have to keep Wash from bleeding out!

Wash: [cough]

Doc: Why can't you drive?

Sarge: I need to have shotgun! To hold my shotgun! In case any of those no good decepti-whatsits try chasing after us!

Doc: Do you have to do that?

Sarge: What would you prefer Caboose hold the shotgun?

Caboose: Hello

Doc: No, obviously not. But if I can't drive, and you can't drive, and Wash can't drive-

Wash: [coughs again]

Doc: Then who's going to drive?!

Caboose: Oh, I could drive! I am very good at it

Sarge:

Doc:

Wash:

Sarge: …we're all gonna die