#nurse he's out again

[taroddori]

oh brother he's mewing again

[hunting-for-sport]

Bones and All, Camille DeAngelis | Fear the Walking Dead (2015) | "Cotton," the Mountain Goats | "Against Pollution," the Mountain Goats | "(You Made It Feel Like) Home," Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Bones and All (Original Score) | "Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into the Water, Triumph Of," the Mountain Goats

[jaxieshauna]

thinking once more about rhaenicent cannibalism .... o_O

alicent consuming rhaenyra post her death so that no matter what she will always be a part of her whether either of them like it or not . keeping one of her fingers as a token && worshipping that piece of rhaenyra like it's that of a god , neglecting all other needs && responsibilities to take care of Her . becoming so taken by grief , by guilt and devotion that she can do nothing but consume the one thing, the one person that keeps her tied to her humanity in hopes that it will make her whole again . consuming her beloved in a desperate act to save her , have her live on forever . after everything , giving into the view society has of her as a cruel and unstable monster yet she does not care for a second because she has always been rhaenyra's and now finally rhaenyra is hers . not only that but rhaenyra is her or in her at least . sharing everything with rhaenyra that was too shameful to voice aloud , or even too shameful to let herself ponder . letting rhaenyra know every intimate part of herself , every last detail of her entire being .

[undersea-solace]

Me when I kept my promise in my canon and I am SO glad I did

[garykingz]

🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

[norrussells]

the way he just refuses to be normal in any situation

[faglander]

dogboy sighting

[nichmeddar]

lando norris

Nurse He's Out Again

♡ masterlist - request!

♡ pairing - lando norris x fem!reader (fc - brooke shields :)

♡ summary - just lando thirsting on the main and giving being a pr nightmare, also him fighting for his life in the comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp lando, crack, some fluff, some cursing, one kms mention

��� w/c & a/n - smau | wanted to do a social media one cause i love reading them so much so here we are! i really love this actually so i hope you enjoy xoxo

landonorris FIRST

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yourusername love you 😘

username lando having her notifs on is so cute 🥹

username im in love with you.

landonorris NO I AM. STAY AWAY 😡

username LANDO LMAOAO

maxverstappen 🔥📸

yourusername thanks max ☺️

maxverstappen someone tell me how lando's dating her

landonorris HEY 😟

charlesleclerc real max

yourusername the real question is how did i get so lucky with him!!

landonorris SHHH BABY NEVER SAY THAT 😣

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landonorris IM DATING AN ANGEL WOW PLEASE MARRY ME

yourusername i love you so much 😭

landonorris CBGHNCHD I LOVE YOU MOST BABY 🥰😍☺️

oscarpiastri lando fell to his knees in a walmart parking lot

landonorris can you blame me?? 🛐🛐🛐

username no we cant lando

landonorris it was a rhetorical question 👺

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landonorris YES GET AWAY SHOO 🤺

georgerussell bro can notttt fight

landonorris fuck you george

landonorris I CAN RUN YOU OVER INSTEAD

mclaren lando norris we're having a meeting this afternoon

mclaren looking absolutely stunning 🧡

yourusername love you admin 💋

landonorris FIRST

landnorris DAMNNN BABY COME HOME AND KISS ME

username oh no..

landonorris ON MY NO NO SQUARE

oscarpiastri the second hand embarrassment i have rn

alexandrasaintmleux what 😟 yourusername ill save you bae

landonorris get me pregnant. 🫃

mclaren no we need you in racing conditions

landonorris you need me? that sounds familiar 😏🛌

maxverstappen MY EYES 🤢

mclaren REPLYING TO MYYYY COMMENT???

oscarpiastri ON MYY PHONE??

yourusername osc look away 😨

ladygaga so pretty 🤩 *liked my yourusername*

username 😻😍

landonorris get these heart eyes OUTTA HERE

yourusername BABY STOP HARASSING PEOPLE IN MY COMMENTS

landonorris "baby" 😍 anything for u wifey 🛐

billieeilish so fineee bby

landonorris SCRAM BILLIE

yourusername ILYY BILLIEEE 🤍

username lando is fighting for his LIFE 😭

username lando trying not to simp challenge level impossible

landonorris GUESS WHO SHE WAS SMILING AT YALLLLLLLL

yourusername i love you 💗 im always smiling with you 💖

landonorris I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY FUCKING HELL

username you guys are the cutest to exist

carlossainz yeah until you hear them talk about each other 25/8

landonorris shut up carlos your just jealous

georgerussell you're*

landonorris 🖕🖕

harrystyles gorgeous

landonorris bye.

landonorris i cant compete with harry 😨

landonorris GUYS DONT LET HER SEE THIS

charlesleclerc too late i just heard a scream from the living room where she is with alex

yourusername HARRY OH MY GOSH HELLO I LOVE YOU JEHXBUYTNEGBYGYGXE

landonorris im going to kms. someone pick my casket now. he broke my girl.

mclaren our favorite girl 🧡

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yourusername LANDO PLEASE I CANT 😭

landonorris THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE YOURE WITH MEE

charlesleclerc NAHHHH LANDO

oscarpiastri MY EYESS

yourusername IM SORRY OSC BBY

landonorris dont call him bby 😡 im your bby

username "tell your baby that im your baby" 🥺

username HELPPP bros fed up with the comments

username LANDO HAS A MOMMY KINK CONFIRMED 😋

mclaren you're done buddy. no more mr nice guy. meeting at 5pm.

username ignoring the caption but its so cute that the only thing he posts besides racing related pictures is her 🥹 my heart liked by landonorris

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maxverstappen lando... what about us 😣

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landonorris YEAH YOU TELL HIM BABY ‼️ THATS MY WIFEY 🗣️

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alexandrasaintmleux SHE WAS MINE FIRST 👹

yourusername im still yours love 💗

landonorris thats not what you said in bed last night

alexandrasaintmleux NAHH UNDER MY COMMENT??

georgerussell lando mate enough is enough 😀

landonorris literally leave no one wants you here

mclaren you've taken at least ten years off my life

username SOMEONE SEDATE HIM✊

username someone needs to get neutered 🫵🏻

carlossainz NO MORE PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ☹️

landonorris pov my wifey after round five last night

username FIVE????

alexalbon NASTYY YALL FREAKYYY

mclaren why do I even try 😞

lewishamilton NURSE HES OUT AGAINNNNN 😦

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not-

[starkwlkr]

mark webber causing chaos and spreading george and carmen wedding rumors on the main 😭

[hyunpic]

if loving hyunjin was a crime, changbin would be guilty as charged

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap MacTavish is the kind of kinky menace that will ask you to dress up like a nurse to spice things up in the bedroom.

Only to get a little too overzealous, lose his footing mid thrust and end up breaking his ankle between the mattress and the bedframe.

Cue you throwing on whatever clothes are within arms reach and speeding like a madman to the ER while he boasts in the backseat that it was all worth it. Still in a daze from the adrenaline rush with his swollen ankle propped up on a pillar of pillows with the seat belt strung across it.

Of course, he's going to flirt with the ER nurse. He'll blame it on his natural charm and effects of the Dilaudid (he thinks the nurse is you, and even with a fresh fracture this man's still revving to bone you).

And you're somewhere between sympathetic and aggravated because he hurt himself but neither of you actually got a chance to get off. (He also split the bedframe from his relentless pounding). And now he's too high to care.

"Better luck next time," the nurse said, cute little thing she was before disappearing down the hall.

You nodded in agreement while he snored in narcotic bliss. Gonna have to make up for this escapade. Sans the nurse outfit and outrageous medical bill, of course.

I swear to God, this man would have used two wooden spoons and duct tape as a splint if it meant he could keep fucking you in that sexy little outfit

[jaxieshauna]

the best a boy can ever be is pretty

he launches ships on which he sails to safety

&& what i'm feeling isn't lust it's envy

he has the earth , makes love to her to spite me

i am held captive by the ribbon round my neck

each course i chart determined by a wreck

the power in my hips is useless in the dark

what good are red lips when you're faced with

something sharp ?

[kunikisss]

the way every problem in my life would be fixed if this man called me a good boy once. JUST ONE TIME

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I really hope Kashi comes back if we get a season 2 but that they continue not to elaborate or explain anything about him. He just keeps showing up in convenient random locations where he has no logical right to be

[faglander]

theres really so much to unpack from this. i still can't get over it like oh my godddddd.

"no matter how good i am nobody wants to play with girls like tatum paxley. the cool girls didnt wanna be my friend, but i made them"

"i was a good girl because i fought so hard to keep that championship with you"

"and now i see roxannes the coolest girl in class but i can't have that anymore. it needs to be me."

kinda not on subject kinda is but.... little baby pax just wanted to make friends but she wasn't successful at it so she just resorted to kill and raping all the popular girls and all the everyone that's ever denied her....