#fuck my stupid faggot life

[cwilburautism]

uh

[adeckofspades]

hey hello hi !! im andrew, or colson, or whatever you wanna call me im not opposed to funky nicknames. i go by he/him and sometimes they and it please :]

i didnt make toxic24 even though i draw them religiously - it was my friend @eightandthree !!!!! id say go follow him but he likes his dark little cave

anyway, if you dont like gross violent toxic cephalopod yaoi, then mute the following tags --

#toxic24 #i h8 gay p3ople #i h8 g4y p3ople

^ ^ ^

the usual two the usual two + four

dont expect me or my posts to be normal - if you say your freaky but cant handle my level of freak then youre not a TRUE freak

(aka, though i may depict characters being gross and horrible people, it doesnt mean that i endorse that behavior irl.)

oh also proship dni yucky yucky

anyone can interact with my posts but if you want to talk to me directly via like, idk, dms, unless its for commissions, id prefer talking to <18 seeing as im a minor myself -- with obvious exceptions to friends, friends of friends, and whoever else ive deemed fit to be in my godlike presence.

i do art of whatever the hell i want but at the moment expect:

dandys world

splatoon

toxic agent24 and toxic agent 96 (its own category lmfao)

sonic and sonic.exe

duckman,,,

ocs

maybe urusei yatsura perhaps

misc animations

misc doodles

and probably random writing every once in a while if im feeling freaky

[scream-at-a-whisper]

DANGER DRINK RECIPE:

You will need:

Water (Hot)

Tea

Instant coffee

Spoon

Big mug

Ability to pray/complete rituals

Steps:

Heat your water to near boiling.

Spill the water and redo step 1.

Add as much tea as you can to your water. When you've done this, add more tea for extra measure.

Let it steep. This is a good time to apologize to any Gods for introducing such sacrilege to the world.

When the liquid is near opaque, put it in big mug. Mug should be bigger than your face.

Add about 5 spoons of instant coffee. (PRO TIP!! Use a ladle.)

Use spoon to stir.

Wait for it to cool down to room temperature. While this is happening, pray that you don't instantly pass out after it passes your lips, or complete a ritual to add a +28 modifier to your constitution. You will need it.

Chug that bitch.

Regret regret regret regret.

[juliasesame]

"I think Shepherd is pretty neat" "I am so down bad for Shepherd" "She's my baby girl!"

DO YOU HAVE 545 (and counting) IMAGES OF HER SAVED? HAVE YOU BEEN SIMPING FOR HER SINCE HER FIRST IMAGE APPEARED ONLINE? HAVE YOU DREAMT ABOUT YOU AND HER GETTING FUCKING MARRIED??? NO. OF COURSE NOT. BECAUSE I, AM THE ULTIMATE SHEPHERD FREAK.

Yeah, it may be terminal.

[carpwood]

Peculiar presence in my brain at the moment i Do feel a little bit threatened

[archerbeans]

Hello! :D For the voice ask game what about: 🥰🫣🔁🫨?

🔁 - answered here :3

🥰 - of course I probably could have went with another option but if anyone knows me already yknow I’m gonna…. Yeah 🩵

🫣 - this is hard bc I just think every horribke thing she says is just funny to me but …. 😭 when she asks “how are there negro policemen?” While in the jail cell (Dreamland, episode 3) …. and then just follows it up with… “you’re my first negroes!…” has to be the craziest thing ever to me.

🫨 - I love how many ppl gloss over when Cheryl says “ugh poor people disease- I’m strictly spirochetes” when Lana brings up catching diseases. She is literally admitting to having syphilis or Lyme disease. LIKE OKAY. (who knows maybe other ppl have realized that and they just don’t talk abt it idk)

[lesbile]

practicing for my drivers test cause being a hot girl’s passenger princess 4ever isn’t what god intended

[thefawnfallacy]

I can’t go dove hunting because of the fucking bird flu.

[geotters]

having to learn a bassline by ear is so hard, that twink is lucky i have a crush on him

[gaykneecaps]

FUCK I CANT EAT MY SUGAR ON RICE BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MONSTER

[diizzystarr]

fuck my stupid yaoi life

[reefpsychiko]

Everything sucks.

[pixelcrackerz]

when the character u like is so niche they have 6 x reader fics on ao3 and 5 of them are either oc x character or just straight up dogshit

[supercoolsuperqueer]

my taste in men is SLIPPING! DO NOT talk to me! <- had a singular gay thought about a character I hate

[shooteranatomy]

not surviving todays tummy ache i fear

[millionspells]

cataloguing my thoughts on here instead of my notes app after everything got deleted there