#fuck my stupid faggot life

[cwilburautism]

uh

[scream-at-a-whisper]

DANGER DRINK RECIPE:

You will need:

Water (Hot)

Tea

Instant coffee

Spoon

Big mug

Ability to pray/complete rituals

Steps:

Heat your water to near boiling.

Spill the water and redo step 1.

Add as much tea as you can to your water. When you've done this, add more tea for extra measure.

Let it steep. This is a good time to apologize to any Gods for introducing such sacrilege to the world.

When the liquid is near opaque, put it in big mug. Mug should be bigger than your face.

Add about 5 spoons of instant coffee. (PRO TIP!! Use a ladle.)

Use spoon to stir.

Wait for it to cool down to room temperature. While this is happening, pray that you don't instantly pass out after it passes your lips, or complete a ritual to add a +28 modifier to your constitution. You will need it.

Chug that bitch.

Regret regret regret regret.

[adeckofspades]

guys i didnt make toxic24 it was my friend @eightandthree !!!!!

if you dont like gross violent toxic yaoi then mute #toxic24 and #i h8 gay p3ople

okay using this as an excuse to make an intro post

hey hello im andrew or colson or whatever, he/him and sometimes they

dont expect me or my posts to be normal - if you say your freaky but cant handle my level of freak then youre not a TRUE freak

(aka, though i may depict characters being gross and horrible people, it doesnt mean that i endorse that behavior irl. im still testing the waters rn but i will leave proper warnings once i get comfy enough to share the freakier art)

anyone can interact with my posts but if you want to talk to me directly via like, idk, dms, unless its for commissions, id prefer talking to 18> seeing as im a minor myself (with obvious exceptions to friends and friends of friends)

i do art of whatever the hell i want but at the moment expect:

splatoon

toxic agent24 (its own category lmfao)

sonic and sonic.exe

ocs

maybe urusei yatsura perhaps

misc animations

misc doodles

and probably random writing every once in a while if im feeling freaky

[carpwood]

Peculiar presence in my brain at the moment i Do feel a little bit threatened

[lesbile]

practicing for my drivers test cause being a hot girl’s passenger princess 4ever isn’t what god intended

[reefpsychiko]

Everything sucks.

[pixelcrackerz]

when the character u like is so niche they have 6 x reader fics on ao3 and 5 of them are either oc x character or just straight up dogshit

[supercoolsuperqueer]

my taste in men is SLIPPING! DO NOT talk to me! <- had a singular gay thought about a character I hate

[shooteranatomy]

not surviving todays tummy ache i fear

[millionspells]

cataloguing my thoughts on here instead of my notes app after everything got deleted there

[stupidfags]

Cut my god damn bangs to short again

[shurple]

i am cool and sexy and immune to pain

mustache plucking music

[squiddybobiddy]

Drag Bill? Maybe? (WIP) ??????????????????????

[wokegallagher]

liam with long hair makes me want to bang my head against the wall and scream until i die

[rosquinn]

i wish i was a cartoon character so I could punch a wall and leave a comically big hole to express my anger whenever the wizards curse (11 hour long migraine episode) latches onto me

[osamucide]

vomiting and crying over 119 in tags