#FUCK MY STUPID FAGGOT LIFE

[cwilburautism]

uh

[scream-at-a-whisper]

DANGER DRINK RECIPE:

You will need:

Water (Hot)

Tea

Instant coffee

Spoon

Big mug

Ability to pray/complete rituals

Steps:

Heat your water to near boiling.

Spill the water and redo step 1.

Add as much tea as you can to your water. When you've done this, add more tea for extra measure.

Let it steep. This is a good time to apologize to any Gods for introducing such sacrilege to the world.

When the liquid is near opaque, put it in big mug. Mug should be bigger than your face.

Add about 5 spoons of instant coffee. (PRO TIP!! Use a ladle.)

Use spoon to stir.

Wait for it to cool down to room temperature. While this is happening, pray that you don't instantly pass out after it passes your lips, or complete a ritual to add a +28 modifier to your constitution. You will need it.

Chug that bitch.

Regret regret regret regret.

[juliasesame]

"I think Shepherd is pretty neat" "I am so down bad for Shepherd" "She's my baby girl!"

DO YOU HAVE 545 (and counting) IMAGES OF HER SAVED? HAVE YOU BEEN SIMPING FOR HER SINCE HER FIRST IMAGE APPEARED ONLINE? HAVE YOU DREAMT ABOUT YOU AND HER GETTING FUCKING MARRIED??? NO. OF COURSE NOT. BECAUSE I, AM THE ULTIMATE SHEPHERD FREAK.

Yeah, it may be terminal.

[adeckofspades]

hey hello hi !! im andrew, or colson, or whatever you wanna call me im not opposed to funky nicknames. i go by he/him and sometimes they and it please :]

i didnt make toxic24 even though i draw them religiously - it was my friend @eightandthree !!!!! id say go follow him but he likes his dark little cave

anyway, if you dont like gross violent toxic cephalopod yaoi, then mute the following tags --

#toxic24 #i h8 gay p3ople #i h8 g4y p3ople

^ ^ ^

the usual two the usual two + four

dont expect me or my posts to be normal - if you say your freaky but cant handle my level of freak then youre not a TRUE freak

(aka, though i may depict characters being gross and horrible people, it doesnt mean that i endorse that behavior irl. im still testing the waters rn but i will leave proper warnings once i get comfy enough to share the freakier art)

anyone can interact with my posts but if you want to talk to me directly via like, idk, dms, unless its for commissions, id prefer talking to <18 seeing as im a minor myself -- with obvious exceptions to friends, friends of friends, and whoever else ive deemed fit to be in my godlike presence.

i do art of whatever the hell i want but at the moment expect:

splatoon

toxic agent24 and toxic agent 96 (its own category lmfao)

sonic and sonic.exe

duckman,,,

dandy's world?? for some reason

ocs

maybe urusei yatsura perhaps

misc animations

misc doodles

and probably random writing every once in a while if im feeling freaky

[carpwood]

Peculiar presence in my brain at the moment i Do feel a little bit threatened

[lesbile]

practicing for my drivers test cause being a hot girl’s passenger princess 4ever isn’t what god intended

[gaykneecaps]

FUCK I CANT EAT MY SUGAR ON RICE BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MONSTER

[diizzystarr]

fuck my stupid yaoi life

[reefpsychiko]

Everything sucks.

[pixelcrackerz]

when the character u like is so niche they have 6 x reader fics on ao3 and 5 of them are either oc x character or just straight up dogshit

[supercoolsuperqueer]

my taste in men is SLIPPING! DO NOT talk to me! <- had a singular gay thought about a character I hate

[shooteranatomy]

not surviving todays tummy ache i fear

[millionspells]

cataloguing my thoughts on here instead of my notes app after everything got deleted there

[stupidfags]

Cut my god damn bangs to short again

[soundtechrapture]

I feel like such an asshole for even writing this.

I wasn’t into them as much as I thought.

Found out a lot of what they did and said was out of desperation and not wanting to be alone.

It was becoming very one sided.

I felt pressured to stay with them but I can’t anymore.

Still I can’t help but feel like a total fuck up.

It feels like I hurt everyone I come in contact with.

I'm scared.

Someone I'm friends with recently confessed that they have feelings for me. We've been flirting with each other for a while now, we haven't made anything official yet, and I'm so scared I'm going to fuck this up. I need to at some point address the elephant in the room (my fetish). I don't want to hide anything from them because that seems dishonest, but I'm scared that they're going to reject me because of this. I'm scared we're going to be incompatible with each other.

[squiddybobiddy]

Drag Bill? Maybe? (WIP) ??????????????????????