#nurse he’s out again

[namenamerson551]

This movie was so homoerotic I don’t CARE what the writers intended 😭 they knew what they were doing..they always do (I say as I’m being carted away to a padded room)

#he said 'I can fix him'

THE PASSENGER (2023) dir. Carter Smith

[starkwlkr]

mark webber causing chaos and spreading george and carmen wedding rumors on the main 😭

[kunikisss]

the way every problem in my life would be fixed if this man called me a good boy once. JUST ONE TIME

[11x13kyle]

was about to make a post saying that style is like if johndave was kind of dirkjake but then i remembered that dirkjake itself is kind of a johndave variant on account of how homestuck works. *hitting myself in the head* stupid stupid stupid……………

[hotteoki]

yo dont talk about my grips like that brother. did u know i was actually born in the year of the cat.

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not linear. We have bad and good days. Recovery is not-

[supernovaisbad]

“Portals? How— fun” Johnny tried, finally realizing that the cube is more than a pretty paperweight. “Oh, no no no. You’re here now so it is your business.” Johnny grins like a dork.

“So, you know, the classic story, boy goes to space, boy gets blasted by a rogue sunflare, boy saves the world a couple of times, but I’m not one to flex…” He said, obviously flexing.

Sleipnir sighed, putting the cover back over the glowing cube to hide it away from prying fingers. "How about ripping a portal through this room and the half mile across New York?" Sleipnir posed to the other with a huff, shoulders falling with some relief when the other seemed to step down. "Again?" He asked with a frown. Sounded bad. He eyed the man up and down. Bursting into flames sounded like a bad time. "You know, its none of my business." Less trouble for him the better.

[moppumook]

more doodle dumps awkward formatting whatever

[qprpbj]

u ever think about how johnnys body was actively in failure for hours or days, however long it must’ve been, but asked the nurse to write him out a letter to ponyboy AND physically he knew he had to see ponyboy one last time to properly say goodbye to him, both for his and ponyboy’s sake, and as soon as he did his body finally let itself give out. bccccc yeah me too actually

[taroddori]

oh brother he's mewing again

[joepelling]

relapsed

getting through homework by thinking about how becky and joe would do homework

[hyunpic]

if loving hyunjin was a crime, changbin would be guilty as charged

[brewed-pangolin]

Soap MacTavish is the kind of kinky menace that will ask you to dress up like a nurse to spice things up in the bedroom.

Only to get a little too overzealous, lose his footing mid thrust and end up breaking his ankle between the mattress and the bedframe.

Cue you throwing on whatever clothes are within arms reach and speeding like a madman to the ER while he boasts in the backseat that it was all worth it. Still in a daze from the adrenaline rush with his swollen ankle propped up on a pillar of pillows with the seat belt strung across it.

Of course, he's going to flirt with the ER nurse. He'll blame it on his natural charm and effects of the Dilaudid (he thinks the nurse is you, and even with a fresh fracture this man's still revving to bone you).

And you're somewhere between sympathetic and aggravated because he hurt himself but neither of you actually got a chance to get off. (He also split the bedframe from his relentless pounding). And now he's too high to care.

"Better luck next time," the nurse said, cute little thing she was before disappearing down the hall.

You nodded in agreement while he snored in narcotic bliss. Gonna have to make up for this escapade. Sans the nurse outfit and outrageous medical bill, of course.

I swear to God, this man would have used two wooden spoons and duct tape as a splint if it meant he could keep fucking you in that sexy little outfit

[atomicradiogirl]

everyone wake up my last house md edit just dropped! and it’s to a radiohead song of course. the people asked for it and the people shall receive!

both sides now & broken - knives out

[romanxoxo]

“good morning gloxinia nation” i say to a brick wall

[hunting-for-sport]

Bones and All, Camille DeAngelis | Fear the Walking Dead (2015) | "Cotton," the Mountain Goats | "Against Pollution," the Mountain Goats | "(You Made It Feel Like) Home," Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Bones and All (Original Score) | "Pigs That Ran Straightaway Into the Water, Triumph Of," the Mountain Goats