#npmd headcannons
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Okay, I want to talk about the Trans Richie headcannon. I'm not going to say anything bad about it, this is just some ideas and opinions about it, regarding it as canon.
I like the idea that if Richie and/or Trevor were trans, they'd be given an alliterative name set originally. Like Richie and Rachel, Trevor and Tracey, or Samantha and Sabrina; something like that. And then when one or both changed their names, they were so relieved that their names didn't start with the same letter anymore. Maybe they even hated it so much that they'd like... go by Chel, CeCe, Sam and Rina. Shit like that, that'd be so funny.
I would really like to see a show about how they grew up. As much as I don't know how to feel about a cis person playing a trans character, I also wouldn't want Richie played by anyone else— *the idea of Jae Hughes as Richie* Okay, that'd actually be pretty sick, and you could have both Trevor and Richie on stage without Jon having to do a bunch of quick changes, or prerecordings, and you could even have them on stage at the same time, but YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING! Anyway, I think it'd be really neat to have a song of Richie post-transition and Richie pre-transition singing about how they feel out of place, or how they have this secret that they have to keep, pre-trans not being out at all, and post-trans having transitioned in stealth mode. It'd be cook to see 'her' looking in a mirror or something, seeing post-trans Richie there because that's what they want to be. Some fuckin' reflection from Mulan shit, y'know?
Maybe it's just that I want to see Her as a musical, maybe that's my problem... I mean, now I'm thinking about it, and I'm right. I want that so fucking bad. Like, just imagine that for me, will you? I keep specifically imagining a scene of Jeri and Jerry berating 'her' for being too masculine as a song— I'm sorry, I'm being such a dork.
If Jon Matteson did a stream where he read trans richie headcannons and fics, I would fucking cry, especially if Her was included, since I'm very proud of it thus far.
I need like... a 5+1 fic of Richie coming out to people, I'd love that.
I forgot any other thing I wanted to say, just give me a second.
Oh, okay, here we go. I like to think that Richie is a cosplayer (my sister disagrees with me, so I know that some people don't agree) but I like to think that him cosplaying masc characters is one of the things that helped him realise his identity. This has nothing to do with the fact that after I started cosplaying TSS I got more masc and embraced that side of me, I don't know what you're talking about.
I wonder what Jon Matteson (and Will Branner, and everyone else) thinks about Childhood Friend Michie, not even them together romantically. Bc like, I fully understand not understanding that ship; I don't fully understand it myself, despite literally shipping it. But them as childhood friends? It almost makes too much sense, whether or not Max knows Richie is trans. Either way, you can make it make sense in some regard. I particularly like how @24-guy handled it in their trans richie story, but I won't spoil that for you (that's also their user name on ao3)
I think that's all I got for now, maybe I'll make a part two when I'm on a proper dose of adderall that actually does anything for me.
#my dad accidentally ordered the wrong dose so now i might as well not be taking it#it might even be making me worse idek#anyway#if jon matteson sees this im gonna cry#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#trans richie lipschitz#trans trevor lipschitz#trevor lipschitz#npmd headcannons#-her-#me geeking over my own story for more than i should
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richie lipchitz would definitely be a natewantstobattle fan.
yea.
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Idk why but this thought came into my head and I can't stop thinking abt it
Max Jägerman being neurodivergent (possibly having autism?) and being terrible at learning speech etiquette so he was unintentionally blunt as a kid, so he gained the status as a 'mean kid/bully' when he was little. This gained the attention of a bunch of not so nice guys who became friends with him (the other jocks we see in the musical) and he decided he'd rather have rude friends than no friends so he just stuck with the whole "bully" thing. I can't stop thinking about it and it's cannon to me because I love him and refuse to think he's being mean on purpose
#npmd#starkid npmd#npmd headcannons#max jagerman#Max jagerman headcannons#I dunno this just speaks to me and I can't get it out of my head#He also might be a bit queer I dunno#I love projecting <3
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The headcanon that Paul is Richie's uncle is so silly cause like when you imagine it in not fanart it's just Jon Matteson in a suit and dislikes musicals hugging and comforting and trying to connect with Jon Matteson in a dorky weeb coded teen outfit and likes anime
#npmd#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#i love this headcannon so frakin much#i ADORE it actually
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Steph: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Pete meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#or abstinence camp timeline#pete spankoffski#steph lauter#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#headcannon#incorrect quotes
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Can we just talk about the characters the LiB have 'claimed', for lack of a better term, or force to do their bidding.
To clarify:
Pokey has Paul
Wiggly has Wiley
Tinky has Ted
Blinky has Bill
Nibbly has Linda
WHY IS NIBBLY THE ONKY ONE WITHOUT ALLITERATION?!?1?/
Like come onnnnn dude! I love Nibbly and Linda, but why'd they have to break the pattern??
I get that Linda fits the story well, but I like the pattern. So HC to fix it?
I say yes. Linda is actually her middle name, and she hates it as that's what her father calls her, along with 'Piggy' due to her nose. Her first name is Nichelle, because her parents wanted her to stand out but no-one can pronounce it properly or try to shorten it, so she just got annoyed and now goes by her middle name.
Although Blinky may not follow the pattern either, as in Watcher World, he seems to be far more interested in Alice, and she kills the mascot at the park, however I have seen more fanart of Bill!Blinky and their general association.
But it seems to have been the intention to give each LiB a human that embodies their trait, and Linda fits Nibbly to a T, being so hungry for the win, she sabotages all her competition. Tinky is the Time Bastard, and Ted meddles with time to get what he wants, like a bastard. Pokey claims Paul, possibly because he is the most resistant to him, knowing once Pokey gets Paul, everyone else would soon follow/would be easier to convert as they are less resistant. And Wiggly has Wiley, who is very happy to do Wiggly's bidding.
So does Blinky really think a middle aged man, who is going through a divorce and trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter but his friends just leaving him hanging the best thing to watch?
Although if that were a show or something, people would EAT THAT SHITT UPPPP
#starkid#idk why im so annoyed#starkid productions#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#nightmare time 2#nightmare time#headcannon#rant#lords in black#black friday#honey queen#watcher world#npmd#tinky#nibbly#pokey#wiggly#blinky#linda monroe#uncle wiley#paul tgwdlm#bill woodward#ted spankoffski
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Do you ever wake up and think "I love Richie Lipschitz ☺️💕" and then remember he's dead and get hit with a wall of unfathomable despair?? The same thing happens with Paul sometimes. Okay, maybe a bit more frequently than just "sometimes".
I need to get a life.
#richie lipschitz#paul matthews#My sweet sweet bird boi#I love Paul so much I canttt 😭#Like omfg I relate so much to his neurodivergent ass trying (and failing) to bond with Tim#Just look at that face!!! That is not a face who knows how to communicate with kids!!!#Maybe I just love Jon at this point#I will forever have a headcannon that Paul is Richie's uncle#tgwdlm#npmd#Starkid#hatchetfield#jon matteson
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SPANKOFFSCHITZ AND HEADCANNONS UNDER CUT!! @royall-ass , I'm so late to when this was requested :p BUT YOU THOUGHT OF LITTLE OL ME!? HONORED‼️
"Bro" used romantically
. The way they got together is that Richie used a terrible anime based pick up line and he continues to do them while there together
. Not a Headcannon but just adore how Richie is like always clinging to Pete
. They go on online dates more than in person ones. Like they won't even call because of call anxiety (both of them tbh) and just run around and use in game chat
. When they do in person dates it's always at one of their houses just silently doing things together.
. One time they tried to go out to a restaurant for their anniversary and they both hated it. Completely shut down in two different ways
. The only way Pete will sit on Richie's bed is if he hides those pillows. He loves Richie but thinks they're so odd. Genuinely the most heated argument they had. (At least in high school)
. Heath issue buddies!! Help each other out when they can :3 (disability Headcannons are a wholeee other thing)
. I like to think the way Richie came out to Pete (and Ruth) was that he did the whole literally coming out of a closet thing and then he did a whole slideshow about it that turned into his personal Headcannons for characters. Pete didn't come out till like two years later even though he had known since before Richie even came out to him
. Richie is always taking pictures and videos of Peter for "Film Practice" It's cute until Richie it yelling at him to hold still to focus or redo something
. They both go all out for Halloween!! Though it's always a fight on what the theme for their costumes are and they always end up just going as completely unrelated but Richie insists that in the Subtext it's a couples costume.
. R- "Omg it's so us", P- "I don't see it?"
I could do a lot more, this was lowkey cut down and this is all so excessive but I love and adore them :3
I have a whole playlist for them that I was listening to while doing this, still am >:3
#art#digital art#starkid#fanart#artists on tumblr#nerdy prudes must die#starkid fanart#nerdy prudes fanart#doodle#nerdy prides must die fanart#spankoffschitz#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#richie lipschitz#richard lipschitz#headcanon#headcannons#hatchetblr#hatchetfield#npmd#hatchetfield fanart#richie lipschitz fanart#Peter Spankoffski fanart#bet ya didn't expect a silly doodle >:3
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Richie says intimate like Paul does
#he's such a loser#he would#richie lipschitz#richard lipschitz#paul tgwdlm#paul mathews#npmd#tgwdlm#hatchetblr#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#9/24#beeswax#headcannons ig
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My Hatchefield Headcannons
Garry Goldstein and Richie are Jewish
Richie is hoh
Lex is a m-spec lesbian and a demigirl
Hannah is Autistic
Ethan has ADHD
Paul was raised Jewish, is now agnostic but still celebrates the holidays
Ruth wants to be polyamorous but can’t even get one partner (I’m not projecting you are)
Ted is pan but doesn’t know
Detective Shapiro likes women
Officer Bailey is gay and has ADHD
In some timeline Lex joins PEIP
Linda is thalassophobic
#head canon#headcannons#my headcanons#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid nerdy prudes must die#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday starkid#black friday#gary goldstein#richie lipschitz#lex foster#hannah foster#ethan green#paul matthews#ruth fleming#ted spankoffski#detective shapiro#officer bailey#linda monroe#Janus’s Corner
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Max to most: Fuckin nerd (derogatory)
Max to Richie: Fuckin nerd... (affectionate)
#i did a thing#dumb idea#someone please use my dumb idea#nerdy prudes must die#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#michie headcannon#michie npmd#what have i become#max jagerman x richie lipschitz#max x richie#richie x max#richie lipschitz x max jagerman
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My version of the "Jon Matteson's characters are related" family tree
Sorry for the bad image quality, I tried to keep every character the same size without making the page too big
I know the popular headcannon wants Gary to be the father of the twins, but the surnames didn't match. So, to keep it coherent with the ages, I placed him as Paul's cousin on the tree. The twin's father not being Gary, then, I assumed he would be Paul's brother-in-law. Making him Richie's uncle from the maternal side.
As for Boy Jerry, there was nothing saying he had to be Paul's brother, but there was also nothing saying he couldn't. So, yeah, little Jerri is also Paul's nephew.
#hatchetverse#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time 2#jon matteson#jon matteson's characters are related headcannon#paul is richie lipschitz's uncle#paul matthews#richie lipschitz#trevor npmd#gary goldstein#black friday#boy jerry#girl jeri#the lumber axe starkid#headcanon#family tree
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Richie is a Will Wood girlie
His favorite album is either The Normal Album or In Case I Make It
He’s definitely not normal about it
Mostly, he listens to anime soundtracks and scores
#richie lipschitz#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#jon matteson#will wood#headcannons
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forced to be a girl, born to be a literal monster
don't need no one to tell me
high school will be my peak
so I'm willing to take advantage
#forced to be a girl#born to sing max’s part in literal monster#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#headcannon#incorrect quotes#max jagerman#literal monster#i might delete this later
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michie headcannons from yours truly
- they discover maxs love for 60s, 70s and 80 music, his favourite song is December 1963 (oh what a night)
- they’ve danced together in richie’s kitchen at 2am one night when they were alone
- max and ruth become unintentional besties because they lightly tease richie about the same silly things he does (he helps ruth make a tinder/hinge and get a girlfriend)
- they go to a fair, max doing the typical “im going to win you a bear” but finds out richie is a master of fair games and max is mesmerised (they kiss on the ferris wheel)
- max has a truck and he and richie often make the back into a bed, lots of blankets and pillows, they stargaze and richie points out stars, max gives them names like you would a pet
- richie has stolen a decent amount of maxs hoodies, i’m return max has a few of richie’s oversized jackets, they have characters and writing on max neither knows or can read but they smell like richie
- richie makes max mixtapes that they play in the car
- max loves being the little spoon, he would never admit it but richie knows
- paul has found them cuddled together on the couch several times (he has many a photo he hopes to show at their wedding one day)
- max and richie have family meals with paul and emma every 2 weeks, they go to restaurant and catch up properly
- they spend college mostly apart, doing long distance, max visits richie on weekends and whenever they have time off, both working jobs on their respective campuses and saving to get a place together
do i give my college/after college headcanons
#paul mattews is richie’s uncle#MICHIE#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#I WILL GIVE MORE AFTER COLLEGE ONES LATER#RAHHHH#max jagerman#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#richie lipschitz#richie lipschitz x max jagerman#headcanon#michie headcannons
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back on my bullshit
(Adding to my NPMD playlists)
They will never be complete. Not as long as my autism stands.
#i love this musical sm#being a system makes this simultaneously so much easier and lowkey a bit awkward#‘oh yeah this song is so how i headcannon richie’#meanwhile Steh is staying at me farm the other side of the front room#sorry girly i love him#npmd#blinkotep#nibblenephim#nibbly starkid#blinky starkid#wiggog y'wrath#wiggly#wiggly starkid#tnoy karaxis#tinky starkid#pokey starkid#pokotho#stephanie lauter#ruth fleming#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#max jagerman#grace chasity#nerdy prudes must die#my playlist#music#spotify playlist#autism
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