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ughhh i love my friendssss i need to text them more than every few months so i want to kms less. perhaps.

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

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love when you get to the point in knowing someone that you cant use normal threats anymore. once cut my friend off in golf with friends and he went "im gonna capture you and shave you perfectly smooth and put you in my 'the human dolphin' exhibit"

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wow im like so sleepy. like so sleepy.

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"open your mouth" "do you want me to tease it in" "be gentle" so i just remembered that i actually Don't Like Them

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Can’t believe one has posted the whole clip

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dan is serving spongebob here

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Just got here why is Dan dressed like light yagami

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glad to hear that phil is still pregnant 🥰🥰

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"if this is cheese, i'm calling the coast guard"

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Listen, little brother, it's critical to the storyline that you get kicked in the balls. No, I'm not mad at you, it's just core to my artistic vision that you get kicked really hard in the balls

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MIKEYYYYY 😭

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So my friend’s kid has celiac and dyslexia and reading labels is difficult for them (also they’re like 7) so he’s teaching their pigeon, Grey Boy, to read the labels and identify ingredients with gluten. It’s going well, other than Nick thought it would be a good idea to make the behavior when the pigeon does find a bad ingredient to just fucking…wing slap the box. Just beat the shit out of it like, “no! BAD gluten! BAD!”

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Saw (2004) but Adam has one of these