#now you all have it

[sydneyofalltrades]

More than three RTC posts in one day? I must be delusional (yes, I am)

Anyway, here’s a prompt I had in mind for a “Full Choir Revival” scenario

Noel wanted to die. Again.

Was that entire performance about his dreams worth nothing to that damned machine? He had to go back to life working in minimum wage at the most shitty location in town: the Taco Bell in the Mega Mall.

But since his death never happened, none of their deaths did, he had no choice but to endure.

Until some “friends” decided to show up.

“Excuse me? What does it take to get some service around here?”

Noel sighed and walked to the cash register. “Yes, how can I-“

The choir, with their smug faces, were all looking at him.

“What the hell are you doing here?!” Noel was appalled, and it made the others grin.

“It’s Saturday,” Penny said, “We came to the mall and decided to get something to eat.”

“Yeah, Noel,” Ocean agreed, “We need to support our friend and fellow choir mate in his very egregious choice of a job.”

Noel scowled. “Fine. How can I help you,” he grumbled.

“I’ll take a Baja Blast,” Constance said sweetly, “If that isn’t too much of your time.”

“Oh, I’m good,” Ricky signed, “I had a full lunch at home.”

“We’ll take two-“

Penny held in her giggle. “Two Noel Gruber Hungry Hombre meals!”

Noel screamed in frustration. “You all know damn well those don’t exist! Stop interrupting me at work to remind me of my fall from grace!”

Mischa looked up from his phone. “Oh, sorry bro, I didn’t even know we got here. Uhh, I think I’ll just eat later.”

Noel charged Constance for her drink and prepared it angrily. Nearly spilling it on the poor girl, he handed it to her and seethed.

“Have. A. Nice. Day.” His anger was palpable, and the others knew it.

“Oh, we will,” Ocean said sweetly, “You should lighten up! Not everyone can get such a high-end job, you know!”

The others walked off, laughing as they did, and Noel had to remind himself that yes, poisoning them was an act of murder.

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[stil-lindigo]

lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

[rafeandonlyrafe]

well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[jennrypan]

Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..

Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.

Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!

Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.

Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!

Dick: LET IT GO!

Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!

Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!

Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.

Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!

Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.

Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.

Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.

Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!

Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!

Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?

Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

hey so like does everyone know that Like A Prayer is most definitely a song about going down on someone?? like is the younger generation aware? did you guys know that Wade and Logan’s two pivotal scenes were set to a song about how blowing someone can be a religious experience?????? because this is Very Important information

[hellsitegenetics]

ive gotten maybe 200 trick-or-treat asks so far which conjures the imagery of my front door being swarmed with children while i desperately throw bugs and yell "TRICK!!! TRICK!!!!"

[vulpinesaint]

pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...

[egophiliac]

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

It's just guys night talk! Don't worry about it!

(Read Tiger Tiger and shake this man awake so he can finish that thought!)

[whompthatsucker1981]

i think that gay sex cats is the new duchamp's fountain

[chloesimaginationthings]

All FNAF protagonists are artists.. and traumatized..

[tavs-brainworm]

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes