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jsratio74 · 9 months ago

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Silly hc

Edit: if I see anyone liking this, I'm gonna find ypu. STOP REMINDING ME OF MY OLD ART PKEAAASDE

#bomb rush cyberfunk #mesh brc #brc tryce #brc rise #brc mesh #brc #now me #personally #i think they'd be the most silliest #siblings #i waht to kill tjem all #/pos

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dogpawsswapgod · 26 days ago

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it's always two dom switches telling each other "lay back, pleeeeeeasaasseeeeee"

#caitvi #lgbtq #meme #no me #now you #no you #now me

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eastern-lights · 5 months ago

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You can't get arrested for something that's not illegal, Mist.

#now me #apostasy espionage inpersonating a religious figure murder and illegal war

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bitchfitch · 2 months ago

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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right #but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead #like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic #and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually #centered in my now very right biased field of view #so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt #at least one one eyed fucker actually does that

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codecicle · 2 months ago

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MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #10k #okay thats enough everyone stop rbing this now Please #20k #30k #40k #OKAY THATS ENOUUGH. SERIOUSLY

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everythingwasnormalhere · 7 months ago

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me #but she still thinks it is soo #but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon #asexual #aromantic #<- for reach #edit: ...its censored because i want to btw #like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do #ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao #im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo

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mamatater · 11 months ago

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The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b

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kenapiece-main · 4 months ago

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

#adhd #autism #Dad: Don't worry little man it's super simple! Just let me - the figure you seek support from - tell you to not be afraid #and then - stay with me here! - juuuuuust do it!#voila. my job is done you're welcome have fun doing all the research and figuring out without issue now <3 no problem #(and no of course I won't acknowledge your previous adulting accomplishments bc that's just expected stuff anyway)#||#vent #i guess? man #i don't have opinions or feelings on the internet often but man

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ionomycin · 3 months ago

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temple at the end of the road

#artists on tumblr #i'm surprisingly okay with saying goodbye to summer this year #never had anything against autumn but i hate winter #but now i'm a little bit even looking forward to it?#maybe my mood is just better #hopefully the seasonal depression doesn't get a hold of me to change that #for now i'm very happy with hot soups and warm blankets

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 month ago

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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

#creative writing #shitpost #sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise #which i didn't do on purpose #and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that

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thought-begone · 1 month ago

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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way

#arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #arcane #caitvi #jayvik #someone sedate right now #what do you mean they had each other in every universe?#literally the show cannot start and end without them jesus christ someone sedate me right now #at least my lesbians are happy

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

#girl i thought we were doing group costumes #do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves #that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care #you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY #just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now

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