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FTUT to help me cope with exams
#holy ahit faith on my page lets go#omw of the best games ever#this morning I was just scrolling through faith pins on pinterest i manifested#faith the unholy trinity#faith the game#art reblogs
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so true I hate him and need him dead for this reason (pos)
Every time i see this silly fucking goober ANYWHERE i get so happy
#i need him EXTERMINATED like the BUG he is#im gonna smush him#brutalize him like im 5 years old#I'll dissect him like im crime master#but its okay cause I'll tuck him into bed with a kiss on the forehead after reading him a bedtime story so that makes up for it#spider noir
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time
#top ten moments in my AA studies class was when we were lookimg through old photos and my teacher nonchalantly goes#“wow... im surprised you havent noticed the gay one...”#he got all of our asses oh my god the secomd he said that we were HUNTING
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standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
#this but also i found out i have a bone marrow problem and i eat too much salt#got forbid a boy loves salt 😒#when i got my blood drawn for vitamin levels and all the boring shit the only thing that was out of line was my too much salt#but then i got a blood test blood test and it turns out my bones are lackin#so yeah. thats a thing. quick little PSA.#i found out in my psych class
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I think it's a shame that "Oedipus complex" refers to fucking your mom instead of the actual point of his story, fulfilling your destiny through your attempts to avoid it. It just so happens his destiny was to fuck his mom
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‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck
#and this one is ITSV noir actually#<-ref to my comic noir and cigarettes post#old ass man#though itd be funny if he said “im not a masochist” the same way as markiplier bc bro what are you DOING#spider noir
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“this character can’t/shouldn’t be trans because it doesn’t have a purpose or serve their narrative” god who the fuck cares. sometimes people are just trans.
#what!?!?!?#youre telling me i dont have to be trans for the plot!?!?#who am i if not for my status as a minority?!!?
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Really old values study that turned into noir peter 😔✌️
#HELLO!?!? THIS IS SO GOOD#just something about it i cant quite place#theres so much emotion yet its peaceful at the very same time#all the lines of shading and the makeup of the glasses#the simplicity#wow#in love#spider noir#noir
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People are trying to bring back 1880s-era anti-ASL sentiment. Worst timeline.
#the amount of times people have looked me dead in the eye and asked why cant sign be universal#i understand WHY they would assume it is#but sign language is far from new#also? is there no joy in your life? are you not happy to see the amazingness sign is? that you get to witness it happening in real time?#even before learning asl i would enjoy watching interpreters#sometimes theres no captions in general either#interpreting is HARD. im sure its easier if youve done it longer/your entire life but sign is a completely different order#and you have to add the complextions in tone through body language#i still suck at simcom and ive been working on it for a couple years now#sign language#american sign language#ASL#fun fact American sign is closer to French sign than British
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couldn't be me
everyone around me knows this image
I think its funny that the fact everyone likes to bring up about noir Peter is that the vulture ate uncle ben and not that his best friend was lobotomized my a nazi
#im glad i saw this through you parker#<-hes the victim of every lobotomy thing i see#noir#spider noir#robbie robertson#comics#me when lobotomy
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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?
#me and my friend go out of our way to speak loudly about how horrible AI is#other times (if we know the person) we might as well b throwing tomatoes at them#we have over text#so like... were still educating people#we have adopted christian hate and use it for AI shaming
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
#this includes beastiality#that doesnt include furries or pet play#im talking people that genuinely think its okay#idc what you call yourself all you are is a monster to me
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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made
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