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Genuinely a majority of people voted for trump because they think prices are too high like ok hope they become higher now because they will
everything is going to get WORSE. tax cuts for his billionaire and millionaire friends while the rest of us struggle even MORE. elon admitted the economy will crash and us lower people will experience “more hardship” but he called it necessary for the greater good of this country. i am so scared
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"Higher Order Aberrations"
*siiiiigh*
So I handed the doctor THIS
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and she wanted to know if I'd ever been to Oregon. Because they might like to study me there. She doesn't think they can fix it, they just might like to study me.
I am still processing this. Sometimes people misspeak or overstate things, god knows I do, but my spouse was right there and that's what the lady said.
I had to come home and look up "higher order aberrations" to find out this is a severe side effect of refractive surgery. Like, I'm not just like this, this happened because she recommended the surgery. It would be an odd coincidence if I were just like this and it wasn't noticeable until after the surgery, haha, but that's kinda what I was thinking. No. This would be because of the surgery, and it's not fixable with glasses, probably. Or contacts. Or anything. But I might like to have someone study me. For the good of all mankind or some shit, I dunno.
Sometimes glasses or custom LASIK can help, according to what I'm reading here. Sometimes.
I rolled the dice and I lost BIG, and that woman didn't even have the guts to TELL me that's what it was. She told me to keep doing exercises and come back and... Why? What the fuck for, at this point? My eye muscles work , they're stable without the exercises, my eyes aren't very dry, there's just an error in how they process light that's probably not fixable. She thinks.
I ate a sandwich while still blissfully unaware this was anything other than my body being stupid for its own reasons, and now I know better.
She's gonna send that sheet I rendered to someone at a university and get back to me if they've got any ideas. I guess I'd go back for that. But otherwise? Why?
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two things. vent tw
one. apparently lying about not being anxious doesn't make you less anxious. it just makes people coddle you less, which is a blessing and a curse.
two. i'm starting to genuinely think my pain is anxiety induced. it has been soooooo bad recently, and this week has been hellish. it also was awful while i was at camp and that was the week of all time. plus it hurts more when i'm excited for something or dreading something. obviously i'm in pain all the time so i could be just applying new logic but. the fact that it hurts more when i lie down or receive pressure is just proof that it's not all in my head but rather caused by what's in my head, which, again, is a blessing and a curse to understand
#june shines#stomahc tag#vent tw#now fucking what#maybe i should get a real diagnosis#like every therapist i've ever talked to is like ........ sweetheart you have a lot of anxiety....#and im like what r they gonna do when i actually get diagnosed. drug me?#but i need relief#maybe it's my only choice since all of the medical tests i've done so far have come up mostly good#although i wouldn't have found the mineral deficiencies if i hadn't been doing all these tests lol#it is what it is#anyways#processing#and writhing in pain lol#three. pain doesn't go away just because you think you know the cause LOL
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
#stp spoilers#slay the princess spoilers#stp dragon#stp the princess and the dragon#I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK#i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was#and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you#anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria#thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp#slay the princess#stp princess#stp the long quiet#my animations#my art#EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
#creative writing#shitpost#sorry just wrote a third piece with the same underlying idea/premise#which i didn't do on purpose#and now i'm like. well fuck. what's this mean about me?#now i gotta do some self reflection about that
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core 4 magical girl set finally reunited
#wasn’t originally going to post the doodle#bc I wasn’t happy with how it was turning out#but yknow what fuck it#I slapped some color on the rough sketch#they’re cute enough#I just wanted to do them justice#maybe one day i’ll clean up the sketch fr#but now I just really need to move on#dc#dc comics#young justice#yj98#core 4#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#bart allen#impulse#kon el#conner kent#superboy#tim drake#red robin#magical girl au#my art
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The tech guy in movies
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#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford pines#Some notes: I don't think Stanford swears before getting thrown into the portal.#And then in the multiverse he was introduced to a multitude of different curse words and started cursing left and right LOL#When he came back#due to proximity with family he stopped cursing for the most part#but then one time on the Stan o War when he was really really stressed ... This happened HEODNAK#Ford stubbing his toe near the kids (now teens): FFFFFFUUUUiiiddleford Mcgucket . My pal from college.#Haha yes that was what I was going to say definitelyDipper: it's okay Grunkle Ford we know the fuck word#Mabel: (dramatic gasp) dipper you can't say that!!!!!!!!!
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
#1k#why the fuck did this blow up#this post sucks#i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags#and now I look and there's fucking 12k????#y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no#Tumblr is as tumblr does#anyways#10k#what the fuck why's it still going#20k#30k#5k
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
#grey art#fan art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#Hazbin hotel comic#JESUS WEPT THIS FUCKING THING WAS A BEAST#BUT I LOVE IT!#hazbin charlie#hazbin alastor#Alastor#charlie morningstar#angst#hurt/comfort#whump art#I know what you people are I’m one of you!#I heard your cries for more angst and I aim to please!#also good excuse to use clip studio more#I only bust that out for something special#now let’s do something else! like eat!
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
#WHAT THE FUCK MAN#caps#you're not evil dont worry I love you#BUT WHAT THE FUCK. I feel like sisyphus now#if I just blow my nose again it'll be clear right. right guys. if I get the mucus out I can breathe#IM GONNA BE ILLL IM SO ANGRY
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thinking about fucking your lieutenant without taking any of your clothes off. (18+)
let's get one thing straight--it's not that you don't want to take your clothes off. it's that ghost doesn't.
he hasn't gotten over it. you're not sure what it is, but you felt it when you tried to put your hands under his tact vest for the first time--the tension of his body, the flinch that had you pulling your hands back as if your touch had burned him. you drool over your lieutenant, you have fucked yourself to stupidity many nights just thinking about him, but you don't want to cross any lines.
you did the mature thing--you asked. you asked him what it would take. what he might let you do. what he might be comfortable with. he swallows, voice low and gravelly, and he tells you that you can do whatever you want with him, but he doesn't want to take anything off.
fuck it, you think. suit yourself.
you can't help the noises. you're throwing your hips back, hands braced against the bedframe as you straddle your commanding officer. ghost is underneath you, knees propped up and boots planted flat on the bed, and he has his gloved hands rooted to your hips as you fit yourself right over his middle and bounce. it's a lot of effort to get off this way. with the added layers of clothes, you really have to put your back into it to get any stimulation on your clit, but once you found that sweet spot, the tip of his cock nudged against you just right, you found the momentum to give it to him good.
"fuck--" ghost chokes. you're so hot. your shirt is bunched up a little around your waist, and the neckline has dropped, and he's watching your tits bounce with your grinding hips as you chase your orgasm. he could tell you were close. as soon as you dragged your clit over the fat tip of him and found it, you became a fiend. your pace picked up, and he squeezed your ass with appreciation, and he couldn't look away from your tits, but he was sure you were wetting his cargos even fully-clothed.
"'m gonna come," you whine, and ghost fits his hand between your ass and squeezes, appreciating the fat of you as you show him just how good you'd ride his cock. your hips are working so hard, smooth, quick grinds that make his eyes roll back in his head.
"yeah? tha' good, innit?"
"oh--gonna come, gonna come--"
"give it t'me--"
you're shaking. you drop your weight on him, seeing stars, and you're buzzing with a dopey smile as you slow your hips. you kiss him through the mask, sticking your tongue out and licking over where his lips are before kissing him nice and sloppy.
when he turns you over, you just watch as he lowers himself down your body. with wide eyes, you're enraptured by the way he shoves your legs apart. he gazes down at you, mesmerized to see a wet spot on your cargos, and he hums before hiking the mask up over his nose and licking over his teeth.
"w-wait, ghost, what are you--ah!"
you jerk when a fat glob of his spit hits the seam of your zipper. he does it again, soaking the fabric, and you can't do anything but throw your head back and whine as he opens his mouth wide and shoves his face between your thighs.
it's really not so scary anymore. and now he needs the real thing.
#idk what the fuck this is but i dreamed about it so now you get it#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#ghost mw2#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#ghost mwii#ghost x reader#cod#call of duty#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon thoughts
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I just really need her to know
#I love that they get the opportunity to heal now#and I really think this is smth cait wishes she could do#telling baby vi that one day she’s going to be loved unconditionally#and protected#and ENOUGH#or in the words of venomwrites:#‚i know this seems bad but one day you're gonna bag the baddest bitch who has her own prison‘#MINE#arcane#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitvi#piltover's finest#the fucking pain I inflicted myself drawing little vi in her prison outfit#and you!#fuck you in particular#ypu know who you are and what you did
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
#We will fight them on the shores in the trenches etc etc etc#I know it's been said before but the people who said it were right to beat back fash for whatever else they weren't right about#Fuck these fucking little bastards who want to rule our fucking lives and destroy our communities#They've got too much power as is and right now is our moment to crush them and take it back#If you're not into Harris fine work to kick the GOP off your city council they're shitty little gremlins there too I guarantee it#(Hell if you're in LA there's two good chances to swap a shitty Dem for a good dem on the council)#But it's time to fucking break their necks and if we do it here the worldwide movement of these fuckers is gonna follow#Not because we're particularly special but because our fascists are pretty large exporters of the stuff#A loss for them is going to shred their party this unholy alliance is already fraying between the fundamentalists and the tech ghouls#Let's magnify that shit for them by making them eat it.#Don't mind me I'm just sick of these fucking ghouls and ready to make them suffer for what they've tried to do#All implied violence in this post is metaphorical ;)
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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.
Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.
You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.
"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.
"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.
I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.
Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.
Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.
#i hope i didn't sound rude btw i am saying this respectfully and this is directed to the ones who push these hcs as canon#if you have your own theories and know abt aroace stereotypes but are respectful abt it this is not for you keep scrolling#i actually think showing jinx (who has been dehumanized by the fandom A LOT) in a romantic relationship is good for her character#and viktor letting himself be free and loving what he considered imperfections thanks to jayce at the end c'monnn they need to make love#tired of disabled characters being treated as babies and always hc them as aroace let them fuck#this being said i am aware there are more terms inside aroace etc etc etc and there are more ways of considering them aroace etc etc etc#this is NOT about that it's about being aware of how 'mmm it's the vibes!' argument does NOT work when it's stereotypes#it's like saying 'wow this robotic character is giving me autistic vibes idk why' LIKE CMON NOW WEFNEWLFNL YOU KNOW WHY#please don't cancel me i am giving my humble opinion as someone aroaspec#at the end of the day you can do whatever the fuck you want tbh#i'm not the shipping police here#arcane#viktor arcane#jinx arcane#jayvik#timebomb
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#what the absolute fuck#ARTISTS ARE FEEDING USSSS#guys get on twitter its seriously hilarious in the arcane fandom right now#palsonart#violyn#violyn fanart#vicait#vicait fanart#caitvi#caitvi fanart#arcane#arcane fanart
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#joe biden#president biden#2024 presidential race#2024 elections#oh no#oh god oh fuck what now#2024 presidential election#i AM tagging this one#supernatural#and#destiel#i never put my posts in the main tags but i am this time because jesus fucking christ
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