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meaningtotellyou · 26 days ago
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Genuinely a majority of people voted for trump because they think prices are too high like ok hope they become higher now because they will
everything is going to get WORSE. tax cuts for his billionaire and millionaire friends while the rest of us struggle even MORE. elon admitted the economy will crash and us lower people will experience “more hardship” but he called it necessary for the greater good of this country. i am so scared
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nokingsonlyfooles · 4 months ago
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"Higher Order Aberrations"
*siiiiigh*
So I handed the doctor THIS
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and she wanted to know if I'd ever been to Oregon. Because they might like to study me there. She doesn't think they can fix it, they just might like to study me.
I am still processing this. Sometimes people misspeak or overstate things, god knows I do, but my spouse was right there and that's what the lady said.
I had to come home and look up "higher order aberrations" to find out this is a severe side effect of refractive surgery. Like, I'm not just like this, this happened because she recommended the surgery. It would be an odd coincidence if I were just like this and it wasn't noticeable until after the surgery, haha, but that's kinda what I was thinking. No. This would be because of the surgery, and it's not fixable with glasses, probably. Or contacts. Or anything. But I might like to have someone study me. For the good of all mankind or some shit, I dunno.
Sometimes glasses or custom LASIK can help, according to what I'm reading here. Sometimes.
I rolled the dice and I lost BIG, and that woman didn't even have the guts to TELL me that's what it was. She told me to keep doing exercises and come back and... Why? What the fuck for, at this point? My eye muscles work , they're stable without the exercises, my eyes aren't very dry, there's just an error in how they process light that's probably not fixable. She thinks.
I ate a sandwich while still blissfully unaware this was anything other than my body being stupid for its own reasons, and now I know better.
She's gonna send that sheet I rendered to someone at a university and get back to me if they've got any ideas. I guess I'd go back for that. But otherwise? Why?
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strxnged · 1 year ago
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two things. vent tw
one. apparently lying about not being anxious doesn't make you less anxious. it just makes people coddle you less, which is a blessing and a curse.
two. i'm starting to genuinely think my pain is anxiety induced. it has been soooooo bad recently, and this week has been hellish. it also was awful while i was at camp and that was the week of all time. plus it hurts more when i'm excited for something or dreading something. obviously i'm in pain all the time so i could be just applying new logic but. the fact that it hurts more when i lie down or receive pressure is just proof that it's not all in my head but rather caused by what's in my head, which, again, is a blessing and a curse to understand
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bookwyrminspiration · 8 days ago
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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creed-of-cats · 6 months ago
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"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.
IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??
BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.
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crustaceousfaggot · 9 months ago
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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greykolla-art · 10 months ago
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
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crabussy · 8 months ago
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
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maeamian · 4 months ago
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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heph · 4 days ago
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The tech guy in movies
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destielmemenews · 4 months ago
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mossycakes · 5 months ago
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think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;
louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho
daniel:
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bean-spring · 7 days ago
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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.
Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.
You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.
"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.
"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.
I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.
Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.
Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 2 months ago
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Nsfw warning. Ford literally fucking bill under the cut. It's not like... explicit? You can't like... See. anything. It's so dumb. I'm playing this for laughs. It's for the bit guys
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FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(YOU DIE IN THE MINDSCAPE YOU DIE FOR REAL *lying*) This is so dumb but this is a scenario that kept replaying in my head when I started liking this ship. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT FORD FUCKING THE TRIANGLE AND NO ONE COMMITS TO THE BIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well thankfully, I have no standards. I drew this like a month ago and I was laughing the whole time. I think it was subconsciously inspired by the part in adams family values when debbie throws that bigass casette player in the bathtub.
This was on Patreon for a little over ten days, and now I'm releasing it to the world wide web, like a rehabilitated animal returning to nature. I sorta hemmed and hawed as to whether I should just leave it on Patreon, because it kinda seemed like it's home after a while. But when I was drawing this, it was always my intention to put it on tumblr. That being said, the "nsfw" stuff I've been making specifically for patreon is a little more... idk, obtuse? It leaves less to the imagination :'D So I guess this is fine.
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keymintt · 1 year ago
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a comic/zine about coyotes
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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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