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meaningtotellyou · 3 months ago
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Genuinely a majority of people voted for trump because they think prices are too high like ok hope they become higher now because they will
everything is going to get WORSE. tax cuts for his billionaire and millionaire friends while the rest of us struggle even MORE. elon admitted the economy will crash and us lower people will experience “more hardship” but he called it necessary for the greater good of this country. i am so scared
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nokingsonlyfooles · 6 months ago
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"Higher Order Aberrations"
*siiiiigh*
So I handed the doctor THIS
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and she wanted to know if I'd ever been to Oregon. Because they might like to study me there. She doesn't think they can fix it, they just might like to study me.
I am still processing this. Sometimes people misspeak or overstate things, god knows I do, but my spouse was right there and that's what the lady said.
I had to come home and look up "higher order aberrations" to find out this is a severe side effect of refractive surgery. Like, I'm not just like this, this happened because she recommended the surgery. It would be an odd coincidence if I were just like this and it wasn't noticeable until after the surgery, haha, but that's kinda what I was thinking. No. This would be because of the surgery, and it's not fixable with glasses, probably. Or contacts. Or anything. But I might like to have someone study me. For the good of all mankind or some shit, I dunno.
Sometimes glasses or custom LASIK can help, according to what I'm reading here. Sometimes.
I rolled the dice and I lost BIG, and that woman didn't even have the guts to TELL me that's what it was. She told me to keep doing exercises and come back and... Why? What the fuck for, at this point? My eye muscles work , they're stable without the exercises, my eyes aren't very dry, there's just an error in how they process light that's probably not fixable. She thinks.
I ate a sandwich while still blissfully unaware this was anything other than my body being stupid for its own reasons, and now I know better.
She's gonna send that sheet I rendered to someone at a university and get back to me if they've got any ideas. I guess I'd go back for that. But otherwise? Why?
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strxnged · 2 years ago
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two things. vent tw
one. apparently lying about not being anxious doesn't make you less anxious. it just makes people coddle you less, which is a blessing and a curse.
two. i'm starting to genuinely think my pain is anxiety induced. it has been soooooo bad recently, and this week has been hellish. it also was awful while i was at camp and that was the week of all time. plus it hurts more when i'm excited for something or dreading something. obviously i'm in pain all the time so i could be just applying new logic but. the fact that it hurts more when i lie down or receive pressure is just proof that it's not all in my head but rather caused by what's in my head, which, again, is a blessing and a curse to understand
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tawnysoup · 1 month ago
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months ago
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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bloomeng · 2 months ago
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core 4 magical girl set finally reunited
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heph · 3 months ago
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The tech guy in movies
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crustaceousfaggot · 11 months ago
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No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer
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greykolla-art · 1 year ago
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My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚
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crabussy · 11 months ago
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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR
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bi-writes · 1 month ago
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thinking about fucking your lieutenant without taking any of your clothes off. (18+)
let's get one thing straight--it's not that you don't want to take your clothes off. it's that ghost doesn't.
he hasn't gotten over it. you're not sure what it is, but you felt it when you tried to put your hands under his tact vest for the first time--the tension of his body, the flinch that had you pulling your hands back as if your touch had burned him. you drool over your lieutenant, you have fucked yourself to stupidity many nights just thinking about him, but you don't want to cross any lines.
you did the mature thing--you asked. you asked him what it would take. what he might let you do. what he might be comfortable with. he swallows, voice low and gravelly, and he tells you that you can do whatever you want with him, but he doesn't want to take anything off.
fuck it, you think. suit yourself.
you can't help the noises. you're throwing your hips back, hands braced against the bedframe as you straddle your commanding officer. ghost is underneath you, knees propped up and boots planted flat on the bed, and he has his gloved hands rooted to your hips as you fit yourself right over his middle and bounce. it's a lot of effort to get off this way. with the added layers of clothes, you really have to put your back into it to get any stimulation on your clit, but once you found that sweet spot, the tip of his cock nudged against you just right, you found the momentum to give it to him good.
"fuck--" ghost chokes. you're so hot. your shirt is bunched up a little around your waist, and the neckline has dropped, and he's watching your tits bounce with your grinding hips as you chase your orgasm. he could tell you were close. as soon as you dragged your clit over the fat tip of him and found it, you became a fiend. your pace picked up, and he squeezed your ass with appreciation, and he couldn't look away from your tits, but he was sure you were wetting his cargos even fully-clothed.
"'m gonna come," you whine, and ghost fits his hand between your ass and squeezes, appreciating the fat of you as you show him just how good you'd ride his cock. your hips are working so hard, smooth, quick grinds that make his eyes roll back in his head.
"yeah? tha' good, innit?"
"oh--gonna come, gonna come--"
"give it t'me--"
you're shaking. you drop your weight on him, seeing stars, and you're buzzing with a dopey smile as you slow your hips. you kiss him through the mask, sticking your tongue out and licking over where his lips are before kissing him nice and sloppy.
when he turns you over, you just watch as he lowers himself down your body. with wide eyes, you're enraptured by the way he shoves your legs apart. he gazes down at you, mesmerized to see a wet spot on your cargos, and he hums before hiking the mask up over his nose and licking over his teeth.
"w-wait, ghost, what are you--ah!"
you jerk when a fat glob of his spit hits the seam of your zipper. he does it again, soaking the fabric, and you can't do anything but throw your head back and whine as he opens his mouth wide and shoves his face between your thighs.
it's really not so scary anymore. and now he needs the real thing.
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qvert · 27 days ago
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I just really need her to know
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maeamian · 7 months ago
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Part of the reason that Republicans are so desperately acting like they will never lose again is because they are deeply terrified that this is their last real chance to win. The big orange dipshit came in and gutted the party of everyone who wasn't a loyalist, which left it full of nasty little gremlins who have gaping voids where charisma and human decency is supposed to go.
They still hold a lot of power, but if we stop them this year the next presidential election may not be the Most Important One Of Your Life™, that's not a guarantee or anything, but if they don't win here and now their future looks grim, this dipshit is the only guy they have left and he's extremely diminished and has his brains leaking out of his ears at this point. We can beat him into the ground.
So that's what we're gonna fucking do. We're gonna break these fucking fash. They will crash upon us and we're gonna break their fucking necks. When they come for us they will lose because they're fucking losers and we have each other's backs which is something they fundamentally are incapable of comprehending.
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bean-spring · 3 months ago
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Hot take and not to be a killjoy or the shipping police but people treating Viktor or Jinx's aroace headcanons as if they were canon is not the revolutionary take people think it is.
Headcanons are always all right but we have to acknowledge that they are somehow damaging when they apply to stereotypes. It might not be the case for everyone but most of the time people unconsciously assume that disability/mental illness=asexuality. These headcanons erase the freedom of attraction from people who are already seen as unable to have sexual/romantic experiences/desires, when it's completely untrue and harmful.
You can headcanon Viktor and Jinx as aroace, but I have seen people changing their minds once Viktor is no longer disabled (s2 with all of his other forms) and Jinx is no longer as mentally ill (alternate universe Powder). And it speaks wonders of how people see these characters.
"I never thought about Jinx being able to feel romantic/sexual attraction until s2!" To believe she's actually only capable of that when she's not "damaged" is incredibly disturbing. Especially since Jinx has always had a bit of a flirty personality too.
"I've always seen Viktor as asexual, I don't know why!" That's fine. You can headcanon him as ace. But I believe there is a reason behind it, most of the time, if for some inexplicable reason the "vibes" of the disabled character are making you think he's ace.
I say all of this being aroaspec myself, by the way. Headcanon all you want but going to people's posts commenting how "it's weird for you that they have romantic/sexual plots when they're clearly aroace" is not a win at all. It's a headcanon, after all, and it should be treated as such, and that's fine. But it also is damaging to spread stereotypes like these.
Of course the disabled character is asexual. Of course the mentally ill character is aromantic. It's not as revolutionary as you might think, tbh.
Fandom is not activism and it's all right to have any headcanons you want BUT some of them are filled with damaging stuff and perhaps we should look into ourselves more before treating these assumptions as something canon.
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mysweetsinfulobsessions · 3 months ago
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By Palsonart on X
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destielmemenews · 7 months ago
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