#nothing to say for myself once again

[steddielations]

Trouble Looks Good On You

It happens like a fever dream.

The first time Steve gives Eddie a swift smack on the ass, it’s obviously just an old jock habit that’s stuck with him. It wasn’t meant to have Eddie’s knees going weak, or turn his blood hot under his skin, or give him a brand in the shape of Steve Harrington’s hand, or— Nope, because Eddie’s not even into that.

But then, it happens again.

Or, Steve keeps accidentally awakening Eddie’s new kinks.

Chapter 4 on Ao3

[chrliekclly]

[highdefhoetry]

i'll show you funny.

cw: tickling, fluff, gender neutral reader

summary: you tickle zoro. that's it that's the post lmao. watched a compilation of zoro laughing pre timeskip and sort of lost my mind kjldfjsl. pls enjoy my degeneracy

“Soooo… you really don’t have any weak spots?”

You poke the swordsman’s side as you lay next to him in bed, morning light falling over you both like a warm blanket. Zoro grunts, but otherwise remains still. He’s still shirtless from the night before, and his tanned skin glows slightly under the sun.

“No. I don’t.”

His stomach quivers slightly when you brush your fingers across his tight abs, but still, his expression doesn’t crack apart from his furrowed brows. He does flinch a little when you poke him in the muscles, though, and you hear his voice straining as he stifles a noise that sounds suspiciously like a suppressed giggle.

“Not even one?”

“I said no. Now stop poking me, damn it.”

You ignore his warning and try something different. Your fingertips trace a path up his side, then back down again with slow, gentle strokes. He visibly shivers and grabs your hand.

“Enough.”

His voice is low and menacing, but you refuse to let him intimidate you. You’re determined to see him crack, craving the softness he keeps so well hidden. You wondered what his unrestrained laugh sounded like, if it was loud and booming or quiet and reserved. You wanted to see a genuine smile, a crack in his armored demeanor. And most of all, you wanted to know if your strong and steadfast Roronoa Zoro was secretly very ticklish. 

Although one hand is trapped in his firm grip, your other is free to roam. You rest it on his stomach and quickly spider your fingers all over, catching him off guard. He gasps, this time a little louder, and his voice is much more strained than before. Like he’s really struggling to hold back.

You evade his hand when he tries to grab it again, burrowing into his underarm as a struggle ensues. His arms shoot down to his sides, only serving to trap your hand in place. 

This time, you actually hear it. A tiny little giggle. When you stop and look at his face, there’s an expression of slight panic in his wide eyed gaze.

“Oh, my god...”

“Hey, don't-!”

His hold on you weakens as you attack his underarm again, and when you pull your other hand free of his grasp it joins in on the other side. Zoro rolls around, grins with furrowed brows, desperately tries to force back his laughter. You have to give him credit. He’s got an iron resolve. 

But within a few seconds, the fight is over. His smile stretches wide, his eyes squeeze shut, and he throws his head back as his laughter rings through the room. 

It’s nothing like you expected.

It’s loud. And goofy. Full of joy, like a child’s. His smile is bright and cheerful, a stark contrast to his typical frown. And to you, it was music. You couldn’t get enough. You start laughing, too, thoroughly enjoying yourself as you tickle him to pieces.

He squirms around frantically as he cackles his head off, thrashing his limbs in a futile attempt to escape. You can tell he’s holding back his strength as best as he can, making sure not to hurt you despite how much you’re tormenting him, but after a few seconds he decides he's had enough. He grabs both of your wrists, pins you down underneath him with a tight hold. The tables have turned, and now he’s the one staring down at you with mischief in his eyes.

“Wait, hold on!!” you plead preemptively through giggles.

“You think this is funny, huh?” he pinches your sides, sending you into hysterics. "I'll show you funny."

As he gets his revenge, you still can’t help thinking that it was all worth it. 

[zebratimw]

2021

[maulfucker]

So fucked up that obimaul is a rarepair. What do you mean not everyone is obsessed with enemies to lovers with a Force connection, where one side is completely obsessed with the other who barely acknowledges him (but is just as affected)

[ganondoodle]

i dont know what the plan is now, i have never had a plan for anything, but i dont want to delete the previous posts bc it feels like im trying to sweep things under the rug or act like they didnt happen

[beargregor]

Chef greg delivery just for you. it's a wonder I hadn't bearified him yet, he's my fave greg too 🔪

gays literally only want one thing (to be chopped up and eaten by a depressed man) and it's fucking disgusting

[itspileofgoodthings]

one of my favorite things about getting older is that I’m just more sure and more confident in taking control in social situations and making other people feel at ease. I really love it!

[bondagebimbo]

LOVE when the pharmacy decides to fucking dick around with my meds so badly that now I’m off my mood stabilizer, my pain meds, and my fucking birth control (in a few days) because they’re insisting I should have extra fucking bottles of each one and I DONT because they don’t let me pick up more than a one month supply of narcotics at a fucking time so do explain where these extra bottles are, hmm ????? and they didn’t have enough caplyta ordered last time to even give me my usual 3 months supply of that so … ???? get your fucking heads out of your asses and give me the fucking meds you owe me ??? like ??? but I’m in a nasty headspace right now so if I call the pharmacy this morning, I’m going to be that cunt ass customer they bitch about all day because this isn’t the first time they’ve done this. in fact, the first time, they straight up committed insurance fraud by marking one of my scripts as filled and picked up WHEN, IN REALITY, THEY FUCKING LOST THE SCRIPT AND HAD NO RECORD OF IT BEING FILLED OR PICKED UP IN THEIR SYSTEM, BUT YET, MARKED IT AS SUCH AND CHARGED MY INSURANCE AN ALMOST 8 GRAND FOR THE FUCKING 3 MONTHS OF MY MOOD STABILIZER THAT I. NEVER. RECEIVED. I’m genuinely about to report this entire pharmacy to the pharmacy board because I’m so fucking done with this place. it needs to be shut the fuck down because you’re telling me, out of an entire pharmacy, y’all share the same IQ point AND dead brain cell, collectively ??? then don’t fucking work in healthcare where people rely on you to know your shit and keep track of their fucking meds because you’re just constantly making shit worse on people since you can’t seem to not fuck around with these meds and not ‘lose’ scripts. fuck out of here.

and I’m pretty much out of weed, which is usually my back up pain management method, without the money to afford a delivery order by their cut off time to order in 3 hours because I just paid my fucking bills and have SOME to go towards it, but not enough for delivery to be free, and I’d still have to walk my ass to one of the ATM’s nearby because they don’t accept my bank as a prepaid method OR any of the cards I have on my person. 🫠

I can literally feel my back spasming and seizing on and off while I’m laying on my fucking side, I’ve had a migraine with a stupid ass aura for almost a week now because chronic migraines fucking suck and i was REALLY hoping this one would be over by now, my muscle inflammations that my pain meds are supposed to limit are already beginning to start their itching deep in my muscles so soon they’ll blossom into a whole fibromyalgia fucking episode and become entirely inflamed, my joints in my hands fucking hurt because of the dreary weather so I really need to get into a rheumatologist at some point soon as well and get that shit figured out, I’m nauseas as fuck from all the pain, and I’m moody, hormonal, and just feel like fucking death physically.

I’m just. I give up.

this shit is exhausting and painful and so mentally fucking taxing to constantly deal with and I just want a fucking break from all this fucking shit. I wish I could just … not exist … for even just a little while with how fucking painful existing actually feels right now 🫠😭

[catboygirljoker]

i don't go to kingdomed hearts. but xiggy bardust strikes me as a campy retail worker who's been at the job for 18 years and knows about all his coworkers' marital issues. he gives off the impression of being a grumpy cunt but he'll cover your week one fuckup without hesitation & show you the lever on the soda machine to get free drinks

100000000000% TRUE this ask was fact checked by real xigbar scholars. literally defined by knowing everything about everyone's shit. spying on everyone. his japanese catchphrase is a reference to this as a pillar of his personality. he heard it from someone who heard it from someone. in the manga he reads gossip magazines

also i have 1 trillion thoughts about "xigbar is a dick but less of a dick than the fandom makes him out to be" but i'll keep it short. in 358/2 days, he acts like a dick to roxas but definitely in a way that reads more to me as "goofy weird uncle" than actual cruelty. dad on a road trip vibes. there are multiple cutscenes where he saves roxas's hide. he is also the only one of the top 3 highest ranking Organization members who never once misgenders xion, even in private conversations with just him and the other two!

so absolutely yes. weird middle aged coworker who knows everybody's business and is less of a dick than he appears to be.

[ask-the-totally-real-peppino]

It's Pride Month! How would Pep and the others celebrate?

(Happy Pride month!!!

We will get into how the others celebrate pride later, but this would technically be Pep's first pride, and he's still figuring that out!

(Spoiler alert: He'll be queer in some way, bc everyone here is, hehe)

[rosicheeks]

Anyone have any easy (cheap) dinners when you feel like shit and don’t want to do anything?

[elliesbelle]

NOW I HEAR YOUR VOICE EVERYTIME THAT I THINK I’M NOT ENOUGH

[incesthemes]

hey girlie it’s me, sam winchesters gay lover, your mootie 🥰🥰🥰 i just wanted to let you know, that your tags on the post about that wincest video are based and i agree with every word, hashtag slay couldn’t agree more i loved reading your essay in those tags heart ❤️

omg thank you!!! i'm basically only capable of talking in essays whether people want me to or not, unfortunately

i just have a lot of feelings on this topic and the whole "canon or not canon" argument is weird to me; the themes are pretty darn clear in supernatural (it is NOT known for its subtlety) so idk man. they don't have to kiss to be canon. and they don't have to have a romantic relationship to be canon either. how many times do they get into relationships with other people only for it to be treated as cheating/betrayal/abandonment, only for them have to give up that relationship in order to reaffirm their devotion to their brother

that's just what the text says. i'm not under any kind of delusion that they have some secret sexual or romantic relationship, but that doesn't change that sam and dean are each other's most important person regardless of that. which is really awesome imo, that romance isn't treated as more important than whatever horrible thing they have with each other, and that they don't have to consummate their relationship with romance/sex in order for it to be the most important one they have

(and of course there's romantic/sexual subtext, like parallels and metaphors and misunderstandings and jokes, but to me that just provides a solid foundation for presenting this relationship between them as the most important even though it's not romantic or sexual—because this language of romance is the only one we know, really, when it comes to writing important relationships between characters. it's the only one we know in our own personal lives, to a large extent. so you use the romance/sexuality to symbolize the actual bond they have. which is so much worse lmao)

anyway i think spn is fairly unique in this way because of how no other relationships can really ever stand parallel to the one they share; even in other shows that center male friendship, romance is allowed to coexist with brotherhood. for sam and dean, it's not, and that becomes a point of tension and conflict and resolution many, many times over the course of the show. so like yeah!!! just because it's not romantic or sexual doesn't mean it's not canon, in the sense that their relationship is the point of the show, and it is the most important relationship they have. they chose each other above all else, every single time. yknow, it's "the epic love story of sam and dean" and all that

[ableedingpromise]

God I'm so fucking annoyed how come she gets to treat me however she likes and then gets to say she didn't mean it?????

[puppyeared]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted a butch twice my size to call me a good boy