#cause even if I do cook I’m gonna have to clean up and do dishes after

[rosicheeks]

Anyone have any easy (cheap) dinners when you feel like shit and don’t want to do anything?

[to-thelakes]

heard ( carmy berzatto x reader )

content warnings; depiction of panic attack and anxiety, mentions of suicide/death (mikey), reader gets a cut (but super minor)

summary; you've had a really overwhelming day and carmy has to calm you down from a panic attack he mostly caused

dropping this here and running, i'm in love with carmy berzatto, i'm so sorry

Working at the Beef was stressful. Usually, you didn’t mind. In fact, you loved it. The stress meant that you didn’t have time to overthink anything because you were being ordered to do a million things all at once. It was good. You loved it.

But not today. 

Carmy had given you a new recipe to learn and you were fucking up creating the pea puree. Somehow it always ended up too runny and no matter how you changed the temperature while you cooked or how long you left it to reduce, it turned out like shit. Runny, tasteless shit.

It was like the universe had decided to take a cosmic shit on your already fucked up day.

You had left the house at the ass crack of dawn and unintentionally woken up your roommate who had decided to call you and berate you for your entire journey on the L. It’s safe to say you were regretting your 12 month lease with the roommate from hell. But you tried your best to swallow down all the cruel words and carry on with your day.

Work had always been a good distraction but it was two hours till service started and you felt like you were already losing it. You were sure everyone could see how you were cracking under the pressure too.

As you tried to learn the new dish, Carmen would come over every five or so minutes to check on your progress, taste the dish and you could see him getting increasingly frustrated under the surface. 

He had been unusually calm since the start of the day but the cracks were beginning to show. Since everyone had come in, Marcus had been distracted by his desserts which meant he had ignored all his usual prepwork. Carmy had kindly tried to remind him that desserts was not his job yet. Then Sydney and Richie had been arguing all morning which Carmy, of course, found himself in the middle of that. 

On top of that, Richie had decided that today was the perfect day to bring up how Carmy shouldn’t have even owned this place. That it was Richie’s place and just because Mikey had left it to him didn’t mean shit.

That had riled Carmy up and the two had a screaming match in the front room before Carmy came stalking back through to the office. You knew that if you fucked up on more attempt at this sauce, he was gonna lose his shit at you. 

You had never been at the receiving end of his anger before so you knew that if he lost it, so would you.

So as you fired up the next attempt, you replayed every piece of advice that Carmy and Sydney had given you since the start of the day and tried your best. You really tried. Even if T had distracted you halfway through, you thought that the puree had come out perfect.

And you were relieved. Because in your attempt to create this dish, you had forgotten about the rest of your prep work. 

“Fuck,” You cursed under your breathe as you noticed Carmy heading your way. You knew that you were about to be shouted at, you could just tell, and you could feel the anxiety rising in your chest. You had just finished plating your latest attempt and the puree seemed to be at the right consistency. Hell, it even looked good. Your station was spotless and clean. There was nothing Carmen could be mad about.

Except for no prep work. 

You glared at the plastic tubs of veggies like they could have done anything to change your fate.

“How's it looking, Chef?” Carmy asked, a frustrated edge to his voice. You snapped your head towards him and forced a smile onto your face. The tension in the room seemed to increase ten fold at that action.

“Pretty sure I finally got it down, just need to finish prepping the veg and then I’m ready for service,” You responded, forcing a smile onto your face. Carmy nodded and you passed him a fork, slipping away to the box of veggies. This was probably going to take you until dinner service.

You really fucked up but you ignored the anxious feeling in your gut in favour of beginning your prepwork. With a knife in hand, you quickly began to chop. You were skilled with a knife. That had been the main thing you were good at, something that Carmen had praised you endlessly for in the few weeks he had been here.

So, you hoped that if you just got the prep done quickly and perfectly, it would alleviate some of the simmering anger.

But then you heard a fork clatter harshly against a plate and you whipped your head to look at him. There was no alleviating the anger now. He was a powder keg about to explode and you had just triggered it..

“It’s a simple fucking dish, Chef! How do you keep fucking this up?” He shouted as he stared at you. You were looking back down at your prepwork again, going back to chopping. He slammed his hand on the counter, “Hey!” The whole kitchen’s eyes were on you now, “Look at me when I’m talking to you,” He snapped. You stopped dead in your tracks, looked at him, wide-eyed. He had caught you off guard and that pissed him off even more, “It’s a fucking pea puree. I could make this when I was 12 and you still can’t get it fucking right! It’s so fucking simple. Do I need to fucking baby you through every step? Jesus fucking Christ! A toddler could do this better than you can and you’ve been at it for fucking four fucking hours. Stop wasting everyone’s time and if you can’t get it right then get the fuck out!” He snapped. You blinked at him, frozen to your spot, “Don’t just fucking stand there, get to work!” He slammed his hand on the side again.

You nodded, mumbled “Yes, Chef” and went back to prepping your veg as Carmy picked up your plate and threw the attempt at the dish in the bin. You swallowed the lump in your throat, trying not to feel the overwhelming anxiety that was making you dizzy. You couldn’t breathe.

Your whole body felt like it was on high alert, ready to give up at any given moment. You tried to suck in deep breaths but suddenly the kitchen felt too hot. You couldn’t do this. Sydney noticed.

“Go take a breather, I got this,” She came up beside you, hand on your shoulder. You shook your head, not wanting to disappoint Carmen even more. Prepwork was where you excelled, this is what you did best. You didn’t trust yourself to speak though, you could feel your chest restricting.

You continued chopping, it became more frenzy-like as Sydney glanced around. The whole kitchen had watched your interaction with Carmy, unsure how to react to it. Sydney didn’t know what to say.

But then you sliced your finger. You were moving too quickly, mind not being able to catch up with your hand quick enough to avoid the slice. You cried out as your knife clattered to the chopping board. You grabbed tissue and quickly wrapped it up as you stepped back.

“Go get a plaster, I’ll finish your prep,” Sydney reiterated as she gently pushed you away from your station. You shook your head, desperately trying to keep up. You couldn’t but then you felt the ground feel like it was tilting under your feet.

Maybe she was right. You needed to get out and so you went straight for the backdoor. You didn’t even bother to clean up your cut, just holding the tissue to it as you stumbled down the steps to the alley. 

Your back slammed against the wall as you sucked in breaths but it was like you couldn’t get enough oxygen. The tears started and you couldn’t do it. You couldn’t do it. You slowly slid down the wall, still squeezing the tissue over your cut. 

You couldn’t do it. You couldn’t do it. You were doomed to be a failure and you couldn’t fucking breathe and it was too hot.

Your arms wrapped over the top of your head, eyes squeezed shut as you desperately tried to take in deep breaths but you couldn’t. You just couldn’t. You were sure you were going to die like this. It would be the end of you.

In the fucking back alley of a shitty restauraunt with a shitty new owner and the last owner killed himself and you weren’t surprised. You couldn’t do this. You were choking on nothing.

Then a hand suddenly came to rest against your knee and your legs were being pushed down. You were trying to fight it, words of whoever it was coming through like they were trying to speak through water.

“You gotta breathe,” They said as they finally managed to break through your strength to straighten your legs out. You dropped your hands to your lap and when you looked up, Carmy was there. You felt the panic come back twice as hard and you turned your face away, bringing your knees back up. But he shoved them back down.

“Hey, hey,” His tone had softened. It didn’t seem as angry anymore and that terrified you. Angry men who pretended not to be were the worst kind of men. You still couldn’t breathe, the panic constricting your chest as you stared at your legs, “You gotta just breathe,” Carmy said as he reached out. He grabbed your hand, the bloody tissue still wrapped around your cut, “I know it’s hard,” He said as he glanced at your face. You were completely boneless, it was like your body had lost all its will to live.

Your world was tilting underneath you and you couldn’t think straight. Carmy’s touch was somewhat grounding though as he unwrapped the tissue and wiped the cut before putting a band-aid over it. It gave you something to focus on but you were terrified that he was going to scream at you.

“I’m sorry,” You managed through panicked breaths. He nodded, “I don’t know what’s wrong,” You choked out. The tears filling your eyes as you stared down at your bandaged hand. You still weren’t breathing right but the panic was slowly starting to fall away, “I keep trying but I can’t do anything right today,” You lifted your knees up again, wrapping your arms around your head again.

“You're constricting your throat,” He said as he nudged your knees again. He was sitting against the wall beside you, watching you. 

As frustrated as he was with you and as angry as he was that you couldn’t just make the fucking dish, he also didn’t like seeing you like this. He cared about everyone in his kitchen and the thought that he had given you a panic attack tore him up inside. He didn’t know how to express it. He had always been shit at apologies.

You straightened your knees out again, letting your arms rest against your thighs as you closed your eyes.

“I’m sorry, Chef,” You said after a beat, “I know I should have done my veg prep earlier and the recipe is easy. I’ve made pea puree before, ask Sydney, I just- I don’t know why I can’t get it right today,” You muttered. Carmy looked at you, the corners of his lips turned down a little and you looked so defeated, “I’ve been off my game and I have this roommate from Hell that makes me think I’m so goddamn selfish. I just,” You let out a ragged breathe, tears welling in your eyes, “I promise, I’ll be good for dinner service,” you muttered. Carmy looked at you, his eyebrows furrowed ever-so-slightly.

“You’re not selfish,” Carmy responded. 

“Heard,” You muttered. He nodded and then turned back to look up at the sky, as did you. It was so strange with Carmy. He never really said much. He’d been here for about a month now and he was desperately trying to claw the business out of the ground. He seemed to care so much but he had an odd way of showing it, I suppose.

“I’ll show you how to make it again,” He said after a minute or two of silence. You nodded.

“Thank you.” You let out a soft breath, feeling a sense of relief wash over you. You hadn’t fucked up that much, at least.

“You two fuckers just gonna sit there or help us?” The voice of Richie broke through the relative calm that had settled between you. It was probably the quickest you had come down from a panic attack, ever.

“Like you fucking help us anyway,” You bit back as you slowly pushed yourself to your feet. Carmy was quick to follow.

“Doing a lot more than you lazy fucks right now, sat there staring at the sky like God’s gonna answer your fucking prayers,” Richie continued to bitch as you walked inside with him. Carmy followed quickly after.

“I don’t pray," You stated as you rounded the corner back to your station. Sydney was mostly done with your prep now and you were beyond thankful, “I got it from here,” You said, slipping in next to her. Sydney smiled, glad to see you feeling a bit better.

“Why’s he so calm?” Sydney asked as she watched Carmy walk past. He seemed in a better mood than he had been a moment ago.

“Fuck knows, thought he’d tell me to fuck off when he found me,” You admitted as you glanced back at him. His fucking arms drove you wild and the fact that he had his hands on you, forcing you to straighten your legs. Fuck. You didn’t want to think about it too much. And he had put that plaster on you, the warmth of his hands was something else. If you hadn’t been so fucked up with anxiety, you probably would have jumped his bones.

“You gonna fuck up another dish?” Sydney teased as she stepped away, passing you a glove for your plastered hand. 

“I’m getting a private lesson for it actually,” You retorted, a smile plastered on your face as you winked at Sydney.

“Less talking, more chopping,” Carmy said as he slipped past the two of you. You nodded.

“Yes, Chef,” You both parotted back to him. Sydney grinned and headed back to her station while you settled back into prep. You felt more like yourself now. Though, you did also really want a piece of Carmy.

[cayleeuhithinknott]

exhausted was an understatement. you were absolutely drained. you’d been up on your feet waiting tables since the sun practically rose until now—9pm.

and on top of all this, you still had to clean up your apartment, make a dish for your family reunion tomorrow, and go to the grocery store. it’d been an exasperatingly long day, and it was about to get even worse.

to add to it, you hadn’t seen matt in 3 days. you’ve both been so busy and you so tired, so there was never really time. you’d both agreed you probably weren’t hanging out tonight, either. so with that being said, when you’d finally sat down for 15 minutes before you’d planned to go to the store for groceries, all you could think about was matt. so, of course, you shot him a text. but, of course, your apartment’s cell service sucked, so you had to text him on snapchat as if you were 13 years old.

you

im so insanely tired today was way too much

i think my legs are going to melt away

you hit send with sigh. of course, you get an immediate response.

matt🤬(💞)

is my angel tired :(

do you want me to come over baby?

you

i dont wanna bother you

matt🤬(💞)

never.

be there in 10

you

i love you ☹️

matt🤬(💞)

i love you angel

actually make that around 30 i gotta do something

weird.

you set your phone down, and began to relax some more, getting comfortable under the throw blanket. and as expected, around 30 minutes went by before you heard someone unlocking your door and stepping in. it was matt, of course.

“hey, baby” matt said, kicking the door shut behind him and setting something down on your kitchen counter. you turn around to say hello, only to notice the tons of grocery bags sitting on the counter in front of him. he’d gone to the store for you.

“matt…you didn’t…” you say, getting up from the couch and making your way over to him. you weren’t the greatest at accepting help, and matt knew that. but he was never the type of person to not help you out when you clearly needed it.

“do what?” he asks, feigning obliviousness.

“go to the store! publix! they’re so expensive, matt.” you reply, gesturing to the publix bags filled to the brim.

matt laughs. laughs.

“i know you’re pretty tired, angel. but, i’d never let you go shoppin’ with your legs about to give out.” he teases, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

“well…how much were they?” you ask, feeling guilt settle in. matt hums, glancing in the bags. “probably like…95 bucks.” he answers, turning his gaze back to you. your eyes widen. half the time you would deny him spending even 20 dollars on you, let alone 95.

“oh gosh…hold on, let me go get some cash to pay you back-“ you set off to your room to grab your wallet from your purse. yet, as soon as your journey started, it was ended by matt grabbing your wrist and pulling you back over to him.

“absolutely not, angel. you don’t need to worry about that.”

“but-“

“no buts.” he gently presses a finger to your lips, shutting you up. you sigh in defeat. “good girl.” he murmurs with a soft smile, ruffling your hair.

but, you’ve gotta stand your ground somehow.

“i’m paying you back at some point!” you cross your arms. you notice ingredients for mac and cheese in the bags. matt knew you always made it for family events.

he shook his head, his hand moving to your shoulder and rubbing it. “no, you’re really not.” he protests. “but, what you are gonna do is go sit your pretty little ass on the couch while i cook up this mac and cheese.”

“what?”

“you have a family reunion tomorrow, no? you always make mac and cheese. it’s my turn. so go on and relax.”

God, you loved this man.

cutie little blurb cause im lazy 🤩 hope you enjoyed sweet soft bf matt causeeee i have some silly things cooking for him and chris!!!! yayyyyyyyyy

cutesy divider: @bernardsbendystraws

love u and remember to love urself💞

[rockstarhaechan]

nct 127 being in a relationship with you

pairing: bf!nct 127 x fem!reader

genre: established relationship, fluff

warnings: pet names, otherwise none!

note: i’m starting this at 5am in the morning, so bare with me :/ but thank you for 300+ followers! <3

being completely whipped would probably be johnny. the big guy but big heart.

constantly opening doors for you, taking you out to eat, buying you flowers and neck kisses while holding the car door open so you can get in.

stroking your hair while you’re falling asleep, and always waiting for you to fall asleep first so he can cuddle up to you.

taeyong would be the calmest ever, definitely letting everything go your way, not even caring if he wants it differently!

“we can do it like you want it to happen baby” or “you can decide” even tho he wants it to happen his way but he loves you so much that he just wants you to be happy!

posting a lot of pictures on social media about you two, from date nights to just laying in bed cuddling.

yuta. he would be the wildest, but also the most settled down.

he knows exactly what he wants with you in the future always speaking about marriage, giving you little hints.

buying you your favorite things, cuddling with you while watching a movie or just brushing your hair after a long shower you two took!

doyoung is more of the calm guy i feel like, definitely complimenting you a lot, telling you how great you look and how much he loves you.

holding your hand while the two of you are on a date.

“we should get that princess, don’t you think?” calling you princess and always asking for your opinion cause he wants you to feel loved by him.

jaehyun, oh were do i even start.

you’re his world, his everything. he will always treat you like a queen.

“i’m gonna do that baby, don’t worry” always doing your chores for you, not letting you do anything.

buying you expensive things, ring with his name engraved into it, blow drying your hair after a long bath, cuddling and singing songs to you until you fall asleep.

jungwoo is the funny one, but still a little bit possessed.

always scared he’s gonna do smth wrong which ends up with you crackling up cause he’s so funny when he’s scared.

cooking? he leaves that up to you cause he still wants to continue living in the house and not burn it down.

he folds the laundry for you tho and helps you with other tasks like cleaning and running errands! that’s his way of showing his love to you.

mark, he’s definitely gatekeeping you cause he loves you so much, but whenever you ask “i wanted to go out, you wanna come with me?” he lets you go alone cause you also need your girl time!

calls you while he’s at work asking if you wanna pick him up cause he reserved a table for two at a fancy restaurant.

haechan is the mood maker, always keeping you company whenever you’re not feeling well.

ordering food for the two of you, putting on your favourite show & placing small kisses all over your face!

always sharing funny stories that happened at work, basically begging you not to tell the others that he told you!

cooking together with you, doing the dishes together & random dance parties whenever the two of you have time.

sharing his blanket with you when you’re cold, spooning you with small neck kisses until you’re warm and asleep.

[marksmelodies]

switching my positions for you

idol chenle x fem reader

genre: fluff, bit of angst, smut

warnings: suggestive, kissing, mentions of sex, acts of sex

minors dni

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you and chenle had the day off today, which was the first time in so long that you both had the same day off, all you wanted to do was spend time with him. you woke up this morning and he was gone, leaving a note on the kitchen counter stating he went to the gym,once he got home he washed up and hopped on a game with some friends. you never wanted to seem clingy.. you knew chenle hated it but the truth is you are clingy you just hide it from him.

you and your boyfriend have very different love languages, chenle shows his love through gift giving and acts of service, you on the other hand needed physical touch and quality time,you understood that chenle had been busy for months on end with all the comebacks he’s participated in this year, that’s why you never bothered him when he would come home from work or spend his day off engulfing himself in things he likes such as gaming and watching sports. you just wished that he spent a little more time with you

he sits in his gaming chair with his headset on in your shared room every so often yelling at his teammates through the mic,you roll your eyes in annoyance as you sit on the couch with daegal

“ your dad is mean huh, he’s ignoring us” you tell the dog

finding things to do around the house only takes so long.. you’re out of things to clean or chores to do ,you gently open the door to your room causing no reaction from chenle as his eyes are glued onto the screen ,you walk behind him massaging his shoulders as he slides one side of his headset off of his ear

“ hey baby” he says looking up at you as you kiss his lips

“ hi le” you comb the back his hair with your fingers for a few seconds before grabbing clean clothes, as you undress yourself to get into the shower

a few hours have passed, you decided to cook dinner tonight

you hear chenle say his goodbyes as he logs off and walks out to the kitchen making your heart skip a beat in excitement,he approaches you snaking his hands around your waist as you chop up vegetables

“ hey”

you take a second to respond back to him

“ hi” you turn around smiling up at him

“ need any help my love” he asked

“ nope i’m all good here”

“ alright i’m gonna go watch the warriors game, it starts in five minutes” he says quickly pecking your lips as he pats your ass walking back into the bedroom

once you finish making dinner you decide to let chenle know the food is ready,walking into your room chenles lays on the bed shirtless with grey shorts as his arms are behind his head, it took everything in you to keep calm

“ dinners ready if you want it” you tell him

“ i’m not hungry yet, just leave a bowl for me in the fridge please ”

you give him a tight lipped smile and nod before closing the door on your way out,eating alone was something you hated yet here you are at the kitchen table eating your boyfriend’s favorite dish without him,eventually you had enough making your way to the room laying on the bed with him,you waited to say anything until a commercial came on

“ baby” you whine at him

“ hm” he looks at you rubbing your thigh

“ i’ve missed you”

“ i’m right here” he chuckles

“ yeah i know” you sigh

“ but i still miss you even when you are here”

he looks at you with furrowed brows, scooting you closer to his chest as he lays your head on it

“ you know i love you right?” he looks down at you

“mhm” you smile at him

as the game came back on his attention averted back to the tv,you scoot your body up a little kissing his collar bone inching up to the side of his neck,chenle says nothing he simply cranks his neck to the side allowing better access to kiss him as he hold your waist ,you lay back down on his chest tracing the outline of his abs and messing with the waistband of his boxers

chenle knows what you want it’s not hard to read you, he knows you like the back of his hand,he doesn’t say anything though, if you want him so bad you can figure out a way to get him yourself,he just sits there trying his best to focus on the game

“ babe can you turn the lights off there’s a glare on the screen” he asks

the room is now dark apart for the glowing tv in front of you enhancing your mood ever so slightly,continuing tracing shapes on his skin as your hand moves farther and farther down his body reaching his clothed dick,you crawl to the side of him taking off his shorts along with his boxers,his hardend cock hits his stomach as you begin stroking it with your hand

looking up at chenle as his eyes are on the screen watching his game as you lick his tip before wrapping your mouth around him bobbing your head up and down as you massage his balls

“ fuck” chenle whispers grabbing onto your hair as his eyes stay glued to the tv,before chenle can reach his high he pulls you off of his cock

“sit on it” he demands

making sure he can still see the tv you hover over his dick, back facing him as you sink down all the way

“ stay still for second baby don’t move yet” moving one of his hands up and down your waist

“ gotta tell the guys how well you treat me, letting me watch my game as you fuck yourself on my cock” he laughs bringing both hands to your hips slowly moving you up and down, moans escaping your mouth and you slam yourself into him

“ shit baby you’re gonna make me cum fast if you keep doing that” chenle exclaims, you turn your body around facing him as he plays with your titties,kissing him all over his shoulders and neck leaving slight marks where no one else can see them but you, you feel yourself tighten around him as you reach your high

“chenle” you moan his name,chenle reaches up and tucks your hair behind your ear “ i’m right here baby, you’re doing so good for me, taking me so well”

chenle pulls you off his member as he tells you to get on all fours facing the tv,ramming his dick back into with no warning causing you to scream as chenle bottoms out,leaving trails of kisses down your spine

“ fuck baby i’m gonna cum” he says pulling out flipping you around so he can finish on your tits,watching chenle above you jerking himself off to reach his high, finally he get closer as strings of cum shoot out onto your body

“ fuckkk” he groans as you watch his expression as he hits his climax

“ you’re so pretty when you cum lele” you lean up on your elbows kissing his lips as he milks the last of his cum out from his dick

“ i can definitely say the same about you pretty girl”

he gets a damp towel from the bathroom as he cleans the mess he made off your chest

“ let’s shower yeah?” he suggests

after you finish getting dressed you walk back into the bathroom where chenle stands in front of the mirror doing his skincare routine

“ babe can i talk to you” you hoist yourself up on the bathroom counter next to the sink

“ of course you can” he moves slightly so that he’s standing in between your legs as they gently swing back and forth

“ dont get mad though” you say looking up at him

“ just say it y/n you’re scaring me”

“ sometimes it hurts my feelings when you come home from a long day at work or have a day off and you spend it playing video games or watching basketball instead of spending time with me, i’m not saying you can’t do any of it at all, i- i just wish you’d spend a little extra time with me because you want to and not because i beg you for it” you look down at the floor. chenle lifts your chin so you’re looking back at him again, “ i’m sorry baby, i never realized that’s now you felt”

“ i don’t want to seem clingy, it’s just that i strive off your touch and spending time with you and you alone, i don’t get many chances to be with you all day everyday and i don’t want to take the days i do get with you for granted”

“ all you had to do was tell me my love, i would never get mad at you for communicating with me, i think sometimes you forget that even though we’ve been together for a long time this is my first relationship, i’m still learning. i’m sorry if i don’t pick up on hints that you drop, sometimes i can be an idiot” he chuckles

“ it’s okay lele, don’t apologize. i love you so much”

chenle places his hand on the side of your face and the other one on your waist as he kisses you passionately

“ i get off early tomorrow, how about i take you on a date hm?”

“ i would love that lele” chenle picks you up walking you out to the kitchen as he heats up his food you made for him

“ you made my favorite?” he asks shocked

“ of course i did, you mentioned how much you wanted it yesterday” he smiles at you kissing you repeatedly

“ i’m gonna marry you one day” he says

“ you better, i refuse to get married if it’s not with you”

he laughs putting his hands around your head

“ and why’s that?”

“ oh come on chenle you know why”

“ i just want to hear you say it” he taunts

“ because no one on this very earth could ever compare to you” you walking out of the kitchen knowing you just inflated his ego

“ and don’t you forget it mrs. zhong” chenle says slapping your ass on your way out ,rolling your eyes you try and hide the smile creeping onto your face.now laying in bed entangled in each others arms you look up at him

“ you better get me the most expensive ring” you joke

“ ugh i forgot you love me just for my money” he jokes back

“ oh yeah totally, sorry to break it to you but i would’ve ran for hills already if that’s what i was after, i don’t think i could’ve handled your loud ass mouth”

“ hey that was mean” he sulks

“ i’m joking”

“ no you’re not”

“ yeah no i’m not” you both burst out laughing as you lean in kissing his lips

“ but i love you and your loudness”

“ thanks babe i love you and your big ass head”

“ chenle baby you have no room to talk” you shove him slightly

“ come here” he pulls you closer tickling your sides as you squirm trying to get out of his reach

“ chenle stop i’m going to pee myself” you laugh he lets you go as you take your chances pulling him into you tickling him back

“ hey that’s not fair you tricked me” he laughs his adorable laugh that you love so much ,you both settle down, silence falls between you two as chenle traces his finger on the side of your cheek, you feel yourself slowly drifting off to sleep

“ ever since i was a kid, i was always busy with work, whether it was in china or abroad, i don’t remember the last time i could genuinely just be a kid, i had to grow up really fast at such a young age, but then i met you, we were just two stupid teenagers at the time but i fell so in love with you. you made me feel like a kid again, so carefree, i didn’t have to have a certain image around you, i could truly just be myself, i’m so lucky that i get to have the relationship i always wished for with the only girl i ever wanted” chenle kisses your head

“ i’m so lucky to have you too chenle, all i ever want to do in this lifetime is make you happy” chenle cuddles up to you laying his head on your chest and you lightly scratch his back

“ in cant wait to spend the rest of my life with you and get you pregnant and have a bunch of mini y/n running around, i cant wait to build a family with you.”

“ i cant wait either chenle i wouldn’t want a family with anyone else, but you do know our kids are going to be carbon copies of you, your genes are too strong” you laugh kissing him

“ i know sweetheart i just said it to make you feel better”

“ i’m happy we’ll have little chenles all over the place, they’ll be so cute, hopefully they don’t come with your stubbornness”

“ hm i don’t about that but i know we will make cute ass babies”

“ one day lele one day”

“ yeah, i gotta put a ring on it first” he says as you look up at him

“ you’ve been talking an awfully lot about marriage lately, you sure you’re not hinting something?” you say

“ i dunno maybe” he smiles kissing your nose

“ don’t play like that chenle” you yawn as you turn around and chenle does the same

“ goodnight my love”

“ goodnight sweet boy”

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i LOVE writing for chenle so much!! thank you for reading <3

[laviefantasie]

Video 3

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“Okay, this thing on?”

You sigh as you see yourself in the video camera, looking at all the current ingredients in front of you with doubt.

���If you don’t recognize the place, I’m currently at my school’s kitchen” you open your arms to showcase the big kitchen you’re at.

You let your arms down to grab some of the main ingredients of the dishes you have planned today, pork cutlet and vegetables.

“So, if you’re wondering what I’m up to… I’m making Satoru a bento box” your eyes move around the place as you feel yourself become flustered, “It’s not what you’re probably thinking though! It’s about my dignity!”

You sigh, “He said I couldn’t cook and that that’s why I’d never marry… and I can’t cook or care about marriage but he shouldn’t talk about any of it! So I’m gonna prove him wrong by making the best freaking bento box ever! I’ll even decorate like Digimon characters”

You grab the white rice bag holding it up proudly towards the camera.

“Let’s get started!”

You put the rice inside the rice cooker with the amount of water stated on the cook book you buy for this special occasion. While waiting for it to be done, you grabbed the pork cutlet.

You take a deep breath, preparing mentally for what you were about to try to do: Tonkatsu.

First of all, you seasoned the meat with salt and pepper before coating it with flour, egg and breadcrumbs. Then, you let it fry.

“If I’m doing this wrong please let it at least taste good” you whisper with a frown.

By the time that was done, you continued by focusing on doing a Japanese potato salad. Semi-mashed potatoes mixed with vegetables, ham, egg and mayonnaise. You had to make sure it is not too creamy, not too rich, but flavoursome. Hopefully the Kewpie mayonnaise makes sure it tastes perfect.

Or at least good enough.

You made sure to put the salad inside the Agumon moulds you bought before storing it inside the bento box.

The rice was soon done and you made sure to use the Patamom mould now. Black sesame seeds with salt sprinkled on the rice forming the shape to make it more obvious what character it was supposed to be.

“I’m not an artist but damn am I doing a good job at this”

Except maybe you were too confident.

You forgot that while you were decorating everything that you’d finish already, you had left some vegetables cooking. Meaning now the whole kitchen was full of smoke after you turned of the small fire caused.

And now you had your three classmates and teacher worrying over you.

“You could’ve died! What were you thinking?!”

“I need to check your breathing!”

“WATER! WATER! WE NEED WATER!”

“SILENCE” voiced loudly professor Yaga making the other three shut up, “What happened here, Y/L/N?”

You cough slightly, blushing in embarrassment, “I was trying to cook…”

Silence.

And then laughter.

You frown frustrated as Gojo and Geto’s laughter fills the space. It was bad enough you couldn’t even finish what you started, now you were a joke to them.

Even Shoko was stifling her laughter!

Yaga sighs, “Clean this up and let Shoko check you over… and don’t cook again”

More laughter from the boys.

You sigh and proceed to grab the burnt pan before throwing it into the sink, all while trying to mute the loud voices of both boys joking about your culinary skills.

Shoko stops you from washing the pan, doing a little check up before just to make sure there is nothing serious. You thank her silently.

“HAHAHAHA” Gojo laughs, “I KNEW YOU WERE A BAD COOK? BUT NOT TO THE POINT THAT IT’D EVEN ENDANGER YOURSELF!”

Your grip on the pan tightens.

Geto stops laughing loudly.

“HONESTLY” Gojo laughs, “YOU BETTER MAKE SURE TO MARRY RICH OR YOU’LL DIE IF YOU EVER HAVE TO COOK AGAIN”

Inhale. Exhale, you remind yourself.

Inhale. Exhale.

“THE ONE TIME YOU DECIDE TO COOK AND YOU ALMOST BURN US ALL” his grin widens, “Why would you ever decide to—?”

“SHUT UP”

Enraged, you turn off the water and go towards the unfinished bento box, grabbing it before walking towards one of your best friends.

Gojo’s eyes widen as they see your upset face, not believing he had truly bothered you with his jokes, before letting out a soft gasp once you push the bento box hard towards him.

“I was making you that, asshole”

And you leave before he can even process what you actually said. Unknowingly leaving the still recording video camera behind.

Which is how it catches the soft look on Satoru’s face as soon as he eyes the bento box in his hands, and the regret his eyes show once he realizes his mistakes.

Geto and Shoko stay silent beside him.

What a day.

taglist: @gumiiiiezzzz @reagan707

[shurislover]

basketball riri headcannons !

- these are just my lil blurbs of how i feel basketball riri would be

- dedicating this to @pantherheart cause i always see her talking about riri fics and she writes some of my favorite riri stories 🫶🏾

basketball!riri who has a necklace with your initials all in gold. she makes sure everyone knows she’s yours

basketball!riri who likes kissing you specifically infront of this one dude who’s been crushing on you for years

basketball!riri who looks out for you in the crowd because you’re her lucky charm. every game you’re at Riri scores the most points

basketball!riri who always brings you to practice. you love watching her in the zone.

basketball!riri runs up to you so you can give her a quick pep talk when you feel like her head isn’t in the game

“ why you fucking up baby ? stop letting the lames beat you at your best sport. you got this. If you win this game i’ll give you something special later.”

riri for sure won that game and got her special surprise

basketball!riri buys you the exact same jersey she has so you can always match her at games. Everytime she scores you jump up yelling “ that’s my baby “ “ yup #4 is mine “

basketball!riri loves sneaking you into the locker room just to make out with you

basketball!riri who lets you braid her hair into her iconic slick back cornrows

“keep moving ri and im gonna pop you in your head “

“ baby you know im tenderheaded”

“ doing all this flinching and movement im already done “- you smiled

Riri walks over to the bathroom & checks herself out in the mirror

“sheesh baby you got me looking good “

“please put a durag on i’m not rebraiding your hair because you fell asleep without it “

Riri softly giggled cause she knows damn well you’d rebraid her hair if she asked

basketball!riri always gets shy when her whole team gassing her up once they see you enter the gym

“ OOOOOO looks who’s here, the only person that makes riri soft as cotton candy “

“ y’all hush , i’m not soft “

“ yeah okay , let y/n even look at you… best believe you folding in seconds”

“ yeah cause that’s my fine ass lady “

basketball!riri who loves matching with you anytime she’s invited to a party because wherever ever she goes you go , and y’all know riri has to look fly when she’s out

basketball!riri who has about 8 polaroid pictures of you in her locker and she kisses each and everyone of them before she starts a game. she claims it’s her good luck charm pictures

basketball!riri who also has your signature on her sneakers. she calls them her “ lucky sneaks “

basketball!riri who finally breaks down and agrees to get matching nails because you claim they’ll look “ sooooooo pretty “ while holding a basketball

basketball!riri who teaches you all the basketball terms so you understand what’s going on at her games

“ baby what’s a back court ?”

“ oo that’s the area of the court farthest from the offensive team's goal. “

“iight baby you know what a swing man is ?”

“ hmm that someone who plays guard and forward”

basketball!riri who always mentions you when being interviewed. always saying how much you mean to her & how you’re the reason she wakes up everyday

basketball!riri spoils the fuck outta you .

“ baby i heard you mention you wanted a new black telfar bag so i bought you every size in black”

you never have to lift a finger around basketballriri she drives you everywhere and anywhere. you never have to cook or clean cause she does it for you. her excuse is “ pretty girls like you don’t need to work “ “ you’re too pretty to be washing dishes “

…

writing head cannons is so much easier omg

[yunhonumeris1fane]

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“After months of not seeing your boyfriend, you longed for his touch. Talking on the phone every other day was not enough. You just needed him here with you and so did he”

genre - fluff

pairing - idol_yunho x non idol_ fem reader

warnings - absolutely none

It was really hard, for a person like you, to be away from the person you love. You knew for a fact, what you were getting yourself into, when Yunho finally brought up the ‘dating’ thing. But at the time, he was still around, so you thought it wouldn’t be so hard.

But now that he’s been away, traveling the world with his friends, you realized that it was really hard. You both tried your best on communicating either through phone calls, texts or face times a few times a week, but it always felt like it was not nearly enough.

And now that the time has come for him to come back home, the excitement was something you couldn’t hide, even if you tried. With the excitement came and the fears, that maybe something has changed. What if he fell in love with someone while being away. No, that wouldn’t happen.

You stood in an empty hallway, at the boys’ dorm, waiting by the door of the apartament where Jongho is staying. He hurt himself while on tour, so he had to come back and rest. But he couldn’t really rest properly, cause you were always coming over to terrorize him in a friendly manner. Your only friend was on a business trip, so you had no one except Jongho to annoy.

You typed into the keypad to unlock the door and entered the apartment. You struggled a little taking your shoes off with one hand, as the other one held a bag of fresh and warm meals.

“Who is this?” you heard Jongho’s voice coming from his room.

“Y/l/n Y/n is here with a delivery”

With that you headed towards the room, occupied by the man. As you stepped inside, you were greeted by Jongho comfortably sprawled on the bed, with a game controller in his hands.

“Brought some food” you showed him the bag full of warm prepped meal as he paused the game and placed his controller on the bedside table and started rubbing his palms together.

“What did you make for me today?”

“japchae, was feeling a little lazy. Will make something more for the boys when they’re back” you place the bag on the bed and quickly sprint over to the kitchen area to grab a bowl and chopsticks for him to eat with. As you’re back, you unpack the food, shake the noodles out into the bowl and hand him the food.

“It’s so weird seeing you cook everyday. Back in the days I thought you never cooked, only survived on instant noodles and coffee like us” Jongho implied as he slurped on the noodles.

“It’s crazy how a lack of socialization can change a person”

“Scary” he remarked as you sat down on the bed, just a little further away from his injured leg.

“How’s your leg”

“Could be better, but look, I’m getting fresh meals made personally for me by my parents and you” he smiled after munching on the noodles.

“I think we’re spoiling you too much” you admitted, as he only scoffed and pretended not to have heard your words.

“Yunho hyung is coming back, you gotta be crazy excited”

“Yes, I might look calm and collected on the outside, but inside I’m screaming and kicking my feet in the air out of excitement” You smiled, as a huge grin appeared on your face.

When he was done with eating, you took the dishes and the trash over to the kitchen. Scrubbing the plate and chopsticks clean, you set them aside and went over to the fridge to see if there was anything edible. But there was barely anything. A half-eaten kimchi container, a couple of bottles of water, sauces, pastes, barely any fresh produce.

“I’m gonna order some food, do you want anything?”, you peeked through the door gap to Jongho’s room, as he was already back to playing games.

“Snacks, anything will do” he replied, eyes not leaving the tv screen.

“got it” you made your way back to the kitchen and started making the ingredient list. When you were done with the list, you made the order and tippy toed to the living room. Plopping yourself onto the couch, you turned on the tv and opened netflix to watch something, as the groceries were estimated to be delivered in approximately 2 hours.

As the hours passed, you had watched two full episodes of The House drama and fetched the order from the delivery guy. Placing the groceries into their designated places, you glanced over at your phone, a new notification had popped up, a message from the groupchat of you and the boys.

“We’ve landed, will be home soon” a message sent by Yunho. You sent a ‘like’ reaction and immediately got to work. Unpacking the sealed container of meat, chopping it and setting it aside.

“You need any help” Jongho made his way over to you, with help of the crutches.

“You can prep the veggies?”

“Okay” Struggling a little with the crutches, he sat down on a chair at the dining table and you gave him a cutting board, knife, a few bowls and then various types of vegetables.

“What are you going to make?” Jongho asked, while preparing to cut the onions.

“Kimchi bokkeumbap. The kimchi in the fridge has gotten sour, that just calls for bokkeumbap” You exclaimed as you went back to preparing the remaining parts of the dish.

In roughly an hour, the dish was almost completed, only needing a few final touches added. When everything was done, you set the table with necessary eating utensils and sat down next to Jongho.

‘I’m going over to Yunho’s room, gonna chill there until he’s back” You inform the boy as you lift yourself off the seat and make your way out of the apartament.

Once you sneaked into his room, you jumped onto his bed and buried your face into the pillow, screaming your lungs out. You did not tell him you would be here. Only told him you’d meet him the next day. What a successful liar.

Excited, you laid on your back, impatiently waiting for the man. But thoughts like ‘what if he walks into the room with some random girl holding his hand’ kept popping up. No, the boys would slaughter him right away.

As you were deep deep into your thoughts you heard someone typing into the lock. Your heart stopped for a moment. This is it, you thought. The door opened and someone walked in. After taking their shoes off they started walking into the direction of the room.

“Oh, Y/n” Yeosang waved across the room, looking tired, but happy. You did not reply to anything, but pressed your index finger against your lips and Yeosang immediately understood, walking back to his room like nothing happened. Moments later you heard another set of footsteps approaching, that had to be him. So you quickly hid under the cover and waited patiently. As Yunho stepped into the room, he approached the bed and swung the luggage, placing it directly on your legs. The man was still clueless as he unzipped his luggage and started unpacking, tossing the used clothes on the ground and useful stuff on the bed.

As he finished with stuff he put away the luggage and headed to load the washing machine.

“Is he that stupid, huh?” you thought to yourself, as it was getting harder to stay under the covers. It was starting to get really hot and unbearable to breathe.

“Everyone’s gathering at Jongho’s” you heard Yeosang talking to Yunho, who was coming back to the room. There was a hint of playfulness in the man’s voice, as he figured that Yuhno was still clueless of your presence.

Yunho found his way over to the bed, to put away the remaining stuff lying on the bed. As he was picking them up, the realization hit him. The bed was made uneven. So he reached for the covers and dragged them down, revealing you laying there with a biggest grin splashed all over your face.

“Y/N!” His face lit up, “Come here baby” He immediately pulled you into a warm and longing hug. You wrapped your hands around his waist and rested your cheek on his chest, finally being able to feel his touch, his scent.

“I missed you so much”

“I missed you too baby” He cooed, resting his chin on your head, his hands drawing circles on your back.

“let’s go, I made dinner, we shouldn’t make the guys wait for too long” You escaped his hold and jumped off the bed. Slipping into your slippers, you were about to head out, but he got a hold of your hand and pulled you back over to him.

“you forgot something” His arms snaked around your waist, securing you in his hold, as you stood there, confused.

“what is it?” you fluttered your eyelashes, looking up to the tall man. No single clue in your mind, nothing.

“What do you think it is”

You stood there, lost in your thoughts when it finally dawned on you. So you tilted up on your toes and leaned in to kiss him. Yunho smiled against your lips, happy that you finally caught on. As you pulled away, your faces stayed inches away from each other. You gazed into his sparkly brown eyes, wanting to stay like this forever, but his plan was different. It wasn’t enough, he traced his fingers over the side of your face, your lips parted as his thumb gently brushed over your bottom lip. His hand found its way under your chin, tilting your head up,as his lips connected to yours. Your heartbeat increased radically and your breath quickened. Yunho let out a low groan, as you draped your hands around his neck and let your tongue glide past his lips, immersing yourself even more into the kiss.

“love ya” he pulled away, to catch his breath and gave a quick peck on your forehead. “we can go now” , taking you by your hand, he walked you out of the apartament, to meet with the rest of the group.

A/n first but not last oneshot for yunho/ateez. I used to write a lot on wattpad for western artists, but wattpad is not fun anymore, so I'mma stay on here. Might write some smut later on. I will gladly write for other members, like Jongho, cause he be having very little fics.You can always request a member, for me to write for.

[perfectlyvalid49]

Alright folks, I like to bake my stress away, so for this weekend I made my first batch of caramels for the season, and I thought I’d share the recipe with you all, because I’m really happy with how they came out. They’re apple flavored, and I’m extremely proud of the recipe, which took me all winter last year to figure out.

To do a very quick version of the recipe blog thing – for me, these are inspired by Sukkot, because when I was a kid my synagogue always gave us caramel apples to eat in the sukkah. I know that probably most other Jews don’t have that same association, but for me, this is a candy for the holiday.

Ok, stuff you’re gonna need:

Medium saucepan (go for at least 3 quarts)

Strainer

Candy thermometer

8x8 inch pan

Parchment paper

Heat-proof spatula

Ingredients:

2 cups apple cider

1 cup heavy cream

2 cinnamon sticks

1 ½ cups white sugar

¼ cup light corn syrup

6 tablespoons unsalted butter (plus a little more for the pan)

1 -2 teaspoons of vanilla extract

½ teaspoon kosher salt

Directions:

Reduce the apple cider over medium high heat until it’s the consistency of syrup. This usually takes like 40ish minutes. Reserve for later. Wash and dry the saucepan.

Using a small knife, cut open the cinnamon sticks and add those to a medium saucepan (preferably one with straight sides and a tight-fitting lid). Add the cream. Bring to a simmer over medium-high heat, then cover and turn off the heat. Let steep in the fridge for at least 8 hours or, preferably, up to 3 days.

Strain the cream into a measuring cup, pressing gently with the back of a spoon. Top off with more cream if needed to yield 1 cup. Wash and dry the saucepan.

Grease an 8x8-inch baking pan with butter and line the bottom and two sides with one long piece of parchment paper, smoothing the parchment flush to the pan.

In the cleaned saucepan, combine the sugar, corn syrup, and ¼ cup water. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring with a fork until the sugar is mostly dissolved.

Cover with a lid and cook until just beginning to brown. It’s okay to peek every so often if your lid isn’t clear. The lid will cause some of the evaporating water to wash down the sides of the pot for you, preventing any re-crystallization of the sugar

Once the mixture is beginning to brown, remove the lid and cook, swirling the pan as needed to cook evenly, until the caramel is the color you want it (darker is more flavorful)

Turn off the heat. Carefully pour in the cinnamon cream, butter and reduced apple cider (be careful, it will sputter and steam and significantly increase in volume). Then add the vanilla extract, then the salt. Return to medium-high heat, clip on a candy thermometer, and cook, stirring occasionally, until the temperature reads between 245°F and 250°F. Turn off the heat and remove the thermometer.

Pour the caramel into the prepared dish and smooth into an even layer with an offset spatula or spoon. Cool at room temperature until set.

Run an offset spatula along the edges to loosen the caramel. Use the side parchment overhang to lift the caramel and transfer to a cutting board. If it's really stuck, you can gently warm the pan and that will help loosen it. Peel off the parchment.

Using a knife, cut the caramel into 1-inch squares. Wrap each caramel in parchment or wax paper (I find 5 inch x 4 inch rectangles work well) and store in the refrigerator or a cool place for up to 1 month.

[yakultii]

today was interesting - I woke and began my day at 7am thinking I was feeling half alright so I went to parkrun for the first time in like 4 months and completed it in the slowest time I ever have(I couldn’t even run it all rip/chose not to cos I felt kinda cooked), but I didn’t mind cause I just wanted to just be there to get back into the habit of being around people as I said the other night and I’m glad I went! no one knows my name bc I don’t speak to anyone other than to say thanks for scanning barcode at the end but the ppl there are always so lovely!! but then as soon as I got home I sat in the shower and was planning to wash my hair but I didn’t even have the energy to lift my arms which was weird so I got out and went back to bed and usually I can never nap ever despite any amount of exhaustion but I literally napped for 5 hours😳 but that was kind of a positive in a way cos I never get to nap lol. and then my blood pressure was like 80/50 all afternoon so that’s probably not ideal but I’m also equal part hypochondriac as I am equal part not wanting to come across as hypochondriac so I counteract it by never seeking help until things are very extreme and suffering internally in the mean time (don’t be like me!!) also my head has been hurting all day too it’s cooked. but anyways I just lay down all afternoon and ate bc I was like probably I need to do that anyway (positive = all my food was so good) and finally just now at 8.30pm I got the energy to wash some dishes thank god bc my apartment was rotting again despite only just cleaning it the other day and I’m basically just gonna hope I wake up w more energy tomorrow cos I really need to do uni work so bad cos classes r back on monday/day after tomoz (so that’s my only goal for tomorrow really) …more things I’m grateful for today is that my apartment is warm and heated, that no one disturbed my nap and that I did briefly talk to one of my brothers on FaceTime and we talked about hackers lmao :) I hope y’all are having a good day!!!!

[lover-cook]

Hello. Feeling super lovey dovey in this house tonight so…. Love letters moment :}

Gonna start with Sanji cause woooo I love this motherfucker! So much!

I want to just. Talk about how we love each other and my headcanons with my self-insert cause that kind of thing is always so fun to me. Gonna put a cut to not clog peoples dashes wahaha

Okay so.

Sanji is so clearly a black and white thinker when it comes to loving people and showing that, right? Men get tough love quietly said through actions and mutual trust whereas his love for women is very showy and over the top and shown through acts of service. I’m not the only person to think this and point out how it codes a lot about him as queer but that’s besides the point right now wahah

But I think me being non-binary and openly queer makes that interesting. Like sure the other Strawhats are queer (Nami and Robin being lesbians, Zoro being gay, Luffy being AroAce in all but words, etc) but I think my self insert would be the first to be visually trans. I already talked about how I think the idea of Ray getting little treats and such along with Robin and Nami is kind of funny from a “Ray gets special treatment and Sanji doesn’t get why he’s compelled to do that” angle but I want to expand that!

Cause like no matter what when Sanji loves you he’s LOUD about it! He wants you to KNOW even if he’s a bit more awkward with men showing more through actions than words.

I love the concept of Ray being the one Strawhat allowed in the kitchen and actively allowed to be around while Sanji is cooking super early on (everyone else obviously gets that privilege eventually bar some zip ties and a very angry “no captains allowed” note on the fridge lol) and I loveee watching Sanji cook and be at work! It’s not my fault he’s so pretty you got to just watch him doing what he’s passionate about! The two of them having that connection and platform of trust from the Baratie is something I love a lot even if it’s still not that much about the others!

I have this idea in my head of the two getting closer and talking more at night when the ship is quiet and Sanji is cleaning up from dinner and everyone else is either asleep or doing their own thing. Maybe Usopp, Robin, or Zoro joins in on this ritual sometimes but they both like when the ship is calm like that. And maybe it brings them some comfort cause it feels similar to how it felt closing the Baratie every night. Ray handing off dirty dishes to Sanji and clearing the table and sweeping while he washes and whips down the counters. It’s relaxing.

They like experiencing a lot of that together. They’re each other anchor in a way and LOVE doating on each other. And while Sanji often is over the top and vocal about his adoration for Ray it’s the little things that mean the most. Things like Sanji purposefully making extra parts of meals cause he knows I/Ray don’t like it, leaving out extra blankets whenever the other as nightwatch duty, etc.

And once they start dating (still haven’t decided WHEN that happens cause part of me wants them to not put a label on it until post time-skip but also the idea of them having dated before time-skip makes me… oughh/pos) they spend a lot of time together where that means going out to pick up supplies or just cuddling on the couch together or playing with each others hair or any other things. Plus I think Sanji is absolutely a “words of affirmation” person and that means lots of sweet nothings and sappy moments with them that play in my head. So much (I swear I call him pretty-boy and compliment his smile so casually in my head. So often. He’s my pretty boy!!)

I think they would be VERY doating and affectionate, as a treat <3 Especially with all the worrying to two do pfff. And I can’t say I DON’T love the idea of them having date nights (that absolutely get crashed by the other strawhats more often than not much to Sanji’s annoyance) but that’s a post for another time this is so long already NANSBSBHW

[another-dr-another]

go to the dining hall!!!

Maeda, narrating - Well, whatever- I might as well show that I’m willing to hel-

Maeda - …

Maeda - I feel… so gross about myself now.

Maeda - Yeah, of course I should help out- even if they don’t need it, I should at least let them know that I can help.

Maeda - …So long as my offering help doesn’t cause any issues- which, it shouldn’t right now?

Maeda - So, I should just help, there’s no reason not to…

Maeda - …Okay.

~*~

Maeda - Hey, I’ll help out with putting everything away.

Tsurugi - Oh, you will?

Maeda - Yeah, yeah- sorry for not saying anything when you asked… you saw me earlier, I’m just a bit out of it.

Tsurugi - Huh… are you feeling alright?

Tsurugi - If you’re tired, or you aren’t feeling okay, it’s totally fine for you to go lie down…

Maeda - No, I’m okay!

Maeda - Just spaced out, that’s all. What do you need help carrying?

Tsurugi - Alright… maybe help Ōtori? He can grab the bag we used to bring snacks up, and you can grab the stray packages that got opened?

Tsurugi - Ōtori!

Ōtori - Yeah?

Tsurugi - Maeda’s gonna help you out with the snacks, okay?

Ōtori - Yeah, sounds great… can you grab that bag of chips right by you, actually?

Maeda - Of course, yeah, uh…

//Eventually, they’ve gotten everything cleaned up- at least, all they’ll be taking care of tonight, and are ready to leave the rec room. A few other students lingered behind to wait, and those who left were just out in the hallway.

Tomori - All ready to go?

Taira - It’s as clean as it’ll get tonight.

//Tomori hums in response, and begins to walk down the hallway, with the rest of the class following suit.

Higa - …

Iranami - …

Maki - …Weird movie…

//The class is now heading down the stairs.

Kobashikawa - Didn’t like my choice?

Maki - Nah, it was fun- just weird.

Maeda - …I think it’s an adaption of an American film.

Maki - Wait, actually?!

Maeda - Yeah- couldn’t tell you what movie, but, uh…

Maeda - I want to say I’ve seen a quote or two about it from the director?

Maeda - …

Maki - Huh. Wonder if we have the original American movie here, whatever it is…

Tomori - …You had fun tonight, Maki?

Maki - !

Maki - I mean… yeah, duh. It all went fine, I had a good time.

Hatano - …

Hatano - Same here.

Hatano - …And I didn’t mean to upset you earlier, Maki- sorry, if I did!

Maki - …It’s alright, doesn’t really bother me.

//They’ve made it to the first floor. Everyone fades back to silence.

Tomori - It’s a bit weird, to have everyone together, yeah?

Tomori - I mean yeah, there’s usually the general majority going to the dorms from the dining hall after dinner-

Tomori - But now we have everyone, and it’s a much longer walk.

Taira - That’s an interesting thing to pick up on…

Taira - I’m usually the last to leave the dining hall after dinner- do you all usually swarm up like this?

Tomori - Are you actually? I always wash my dishes after dinner- are you stuck in the dining hall cleaning up after everyone, or…?

Taira - There’s always the dishes from cooking things… I don’t cook dinner every night, and sometimes I’ll get them done beforehand…

Taira - So, partially hyperbole. But, I also like to take a look at what we have, and think about tomorrow’s breakfast plans.

Tsurugi - Then, you can walk back with me, and with Maeda, and with Ōtori, tonight!

Uehara - Speaking of, let me get the door for you all, when we reach the dining hall.

Tsurugi - Oh! You aren’t going to bed?

Uehara - Nah, I’ll help…

Uehara - I’m like…

Uehara - Tired, but the sort where you’re too tired to fall asleep? Y’know?

Tsurugi - Hmm, yeah…

Tsurugi - Huh. 

Tsurugi - Well, maybe there’s something in the kitchen that can help you!

Tsurugi - We’ll look together, okay?

Uehara - …

Uehara - Okay~...

Ōtori - …Took you a second, huh?

Uehara - I am so fucking tired. 

Uehara - So, so tired…

//Uehara picks his pace up a bit, going to grab the door- they’ve reached the dining hall, and sure enough, one of the doors was left propped open, just the slightest bit. Uehara opens it wider, allowing Tsurugi, Ōtori, Taira, and Maeda to enter.

Tsurugi - Goodnight, guys!

Higa - …Goodnight.

//Higa continues walking to the dorms- Maki, and Hatano follow after him, giving out their own goodnights as they walk. Tomori pauses for a moment- she and Uehara exchange a wave, say goodnight, and she goes. Iranami and Kobashikawa hang back for a moment.

Maeda - !

//Kobashikawa is waving to Maeda, who’s within the dining hall, but turned so he can watch everyone leave. Iranami seems to be looking around the dining hall from out in the hallway- Maeda waves back at Kobashikawa, who begins to leave, but stops to wave at Iranami. Unlike his wave to Maeda, this isn’t a farewell- he’s trying to get her attention, and quickly succeeds. 

Iranami - !

Iranami - Sorry. Sleep well, everyone.

//Kobashikawa and Iranami turn and leave, and Uehara enters- at least, enters partially, but ends up leaning against the locked door, serving as a physical barrier to keep the unlocked door from closing.  

Tsurugi - Okay… I’ll just throw the drinks back into the fridge- not like we’re running out of fridge space anytime soon,

Tsurugi - There should be room in the trash can for all the garbage, yeah?

Taira - The garbage cans in communal areas get emptied out every night, I can’t imagine it’s too full from just one day.

Tsurugi - Mhm, my thoughts exactly.

//Ōtori has already begun placing snacks back in the cabinet- Maeda falters for a moment, before heading over to the cabinets as well. He sets the food in his arms down on the cabinet, and begins putting things away.

Maeda - I never really look in here to see what we have…

Maeda - I don’t get hungry all that often, though- the meals I’ve been getting are more than enough.

Maeda - Oh! I really should look into helping out during meals, though. I don’t have any problem with assisting, I just know I don’t have the ability to plan out a full meal for…

Maeda - Eleven people, all on my own, on the fly. 

Maeda - Now would be a good time to get more cooking experience, though.

Taira - That went quickly.

Tsurugi - Yeah! It really wasn’t a whole ton of stuff to put away- mostly, it’s just the carrying things down that needed multiple people.

Tsurugi - Which! Of course, the more the merrier- nothing wrong with sticking together, and being in groups.

//Tsurugi looks out from the half wall separating the kitchen from the dining hall.

Tsurugi - …Speaking of, if all of you are done in here-

//As he speaks, Tsurugi begins walking out of the kitchen, eyes still trained on whatever he focused on.

Tsurugi - -Go ahead and come with me, yeah?

Maeda - You know, he could just communicate what he’s thinking.

Maeda - Tsurugi can be a bit… disjointed? In how he explains things-

Maeda - …Which… was something he’s mentioned he’s aware of. Huh.

Maeda - It’s really not an issue, it’s just a bit funny to see.

Maeda - Yeah, Tsurugi, just walk away without saying what you’re doing, I’ll follow you.

//Maeda follows Tsurugi. 

Tsurugi - …You didn’t just replace the book I used to prop open the door?

Uehara - It was too far away…

Taira - …

Tsurugi - Hm-hm… whoever leaves last, pleaaaase prop the door? Don’t let it close on Uehara and I!

//Taira moves forward, and Uehara slides out of the way just as she moves past him, allowing her to push the door open. She holds it there, waiting for Ōtori to go through, before looking at Maeda.

Maeda - …Goodnight, guys.

Uehara - Night, Maeda.

Tsurugi - Goodnight! Sleep well, have good dreams, stay safe, don’t get eaten by any monsters, et cetera!

//Tsurugi and Uehara go into the kitchen.

Maeda - …

Maeda - Taira, lemme have the door?

Maeda - I think I’m just gonna wait for them. Thinking about leaving the door propped open is making me anxious- 

Maeda - I have more faith in my ability to just hold the door open than I do my ability to set this fucking book up so it doesn’t slide away and let the door shut.

Taira - …All by yourself, at night? ‘S risky…

Taira - Don’t want me to stay with you, keep you safe from anything that might go bump?

Taira - Who knows what horrors could happen while you’re twenty whole feet from other people?

Maeda - …

Maeda - Covering up for the fact that you’re afraid of walking back to the dorms on your own?

Taira - Damn, you got me… going all that distance, to a room I can practically see, without someone within arms reach?

Taira - Terrifying.

//Maeda gives a small laugh, and Taira smiles.

Maeda - Goodnight, Taira.

Taira - Goodnight, Maeda.

//Taira leaves to go to her dorm, and Maeda takes the place Uehara once had, letting the door rest against one of his legs as he waits for Tsurugi and Uehara.

Maeda - …

//Maeda starts humming to himself.

Maeda - …They’re taking their time, huh…

Maeda - Hm-hm-hm~

Maeda - What did Tsurugi use to prop the door open?

Maeda - …Wait, where’s the book he used? Did Taira take it?

Maeda - …

Maeda - Is… something wrong?

//Maeda straightens up, and tries to look into the kitchen to check.

Maeda - I can’t leave to go look…

Maeda - I don’t have a jacket on, I can’t use that as a barrier to keep the door from closing-

Maeda - Could I slip my shoes off and use those, if I need to?

Maeda - I’ll wait for another second…

Maeda - I’d be a suspect, if anything did happen, but I’ve got some start to an alibi with Taira-

Maeda - …Or, if I go to check, I could be fucking murdered, if one of them snapped-

Maeda - Bit surprised I wasn’t more concerned about getting murdered than I was getting executed from fals-

Tsurugi - Ah! Hiya, Maeda!

//Maeda flinches, a bit startled- Tsurugi is in the dining hall now, with Uehara right behind him, holding a mug.

Tsurugi - …Maeda, where’s my book?

Maeda - I don’t- uh…

Tsurugi - Oh, nevermind, I see it.

//Tsurugi grabs his book from behind Maeda- Maeda recognizes the text on it as being Hangul, and gives up on trying to determine what Tsurugi is reading.

Tsurugi - Do you need anything in here, or are you ready to go?

Maeda - Nah, don’t need anything.

Maeda - Just couldn’t find the book, so I figured I should probably stay and hold the door.

Tsurugi - Oh! Thank you, Maeda.

Uehara - Awww. I kinda wanted to see what happens in the dining hall at night.

Uehara - Like waiting up to try and see Santa as a kid…

Tsurugi - …

Tsurugi - …? Oh?

Uehara - Don’t fucking speak. Not a word.

//Tsurugi laughs, and begins to leave the dining hall- Maeda kicks the door open, and steps to the side to give him room to leave. 

Maeda - I get the feeling I’m missing something here.

//Uehara leaves the dining hall as well, and the door swings shut. The three start walking down the hallway, and really, it’s no distance at all- soon enough, Maeda’s made it to his dorm.

Tsurugi - We already said goodnights, huh…

Tsurugi - Well, two positives do keep positive-

Tsurugi - Night, Maeda! No more nightmares for you ever, okay?

Maeda - !

Maeda - Yeah- goodnight, see you tomorrow.

Uehara - Byeee…

//Uehara and Tsurugi continue walking down the hall.

~*~

Maeda, narrating - I wonder what’s in Uehara’s mug. 

Maeda - It doesn’t matter, like, at all-

Maeda - Just took them awhile, so I’m wondering what… concoction they made.

Maeda - Or, maybe my sense of time is just skewed, that could definitely be it.

[Enter your Dorm]

[cyberthot666]

just had such a bullshit shift. ok it wasn’t that bad but a couple things pissed me off. first of all there’s this woman who mind you, is GROWN. she’s prob at least late 40s. and she’s a server and not only does she act like a pick me bitch but she also tries to micro manage everyone when she’s not even a manager to begin with. she’s been rude to me ever since I started. they hired me while she was gone on vacation and everyone was really nice to me & she came back and didn’t even speak to me unless it was to critique me over something stupid. so usually I just brush it off. like whatever. it’s giving trump supporter too so idgaf what she has to say. but we got SLAMMED today and it was just me & one person on grill and no dishwasher. so me & the guy on grill are busting our asses and this bitch won’t shut up like “DO WE HAVE ____ DOWN” do we have this down, do we have that down. like SHUT UP. it’s coming. give us a fucking minute. and I put an LTOP on this chicken sandwich, as I was trained to do. they told me every sandwich gets an LTOP unless the ticket states otherwise. this bih is gonna stand right across from me and mumble “so I guess we’re just assuming now” I said “what was that??” and this sweet little older lady who pickme had already bitched at earlier explained “oh we were just talking about the LTOP” and I was like “oh okay, so that was how I was trained to add them unless the ticket says otherwise” and then grown ass pickme micromanger goes “before you it was the opposite” I said okie dokie ☺️ like what do you want me to do about that. so anyway, when I didn’t have any tickets I was helping on dishes which is honestly really easy. you load up the washer and then put them away when they come out clean. MID rush this guy who I thought was chill this whole time I heard him bitching to one of the higher ups that “she’s a COOK she doesn’t know how to do dishes, so & so knows where this shit goes” bc I put some tongs & a ladle in the utensil tubs instead of hanging them up right above it 💀 and I was standing right there too so I turned around and just looked at him. I said ok wait til after the shift and I’ll come find him & ask if he’s good cause I’m a very confrontational person if there’s a problem we’re gonna solve it, I don’t do that passive aggressive shit. mf left before I could say anything. I didn’t even help prep anything extra for the next shift I just cleaned up and dipped. didn’t even tell anyone bye.

[two-oaks-farmstead]

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[prettyboykatsuki]

Thinks about househusband Katsuki who waits at home for his mistress while he’s wearing a plug 😩

tags ;; gn reader, dom!reader, 18+, katsuki in an apron hnggghhhoh my god, anal (m. recieving), anal fingering, househusband!bkg, praise kink <33

a/n ;; im losing my mind actually so much. head so empty. god please bring this man to me im so tired.  literally almost died writing this. 

he hates waiting. 

of all the things in the world that bother him, other than deku and scratchy tags and forgetting to soak dishes - the thing he hates most is waiting for you to get home everyday. he knows you have to leave and he knows you kiss him every morning so he’s not so irritated about it. and he lets you leave begrudgingly. 

he’s awake before you despite being upset no matter what. he wakes up, brushes his teeth and sets out to do his tasks for you before you’re awake. a towel in the dryer so it’s warm for you, making you breakfast at the crack of dawn, ironing your clothes. he takes care of all of it for you and sneers at you when you descend down the stairs, half asleep and pressing kisses to his cheek. 

you’re the same always, a soft “morning, katsuki” followed by the squeezing of hips. and he cusses you out for it, but you continue cause you know he likes it. you know he likes you and that he’d be pissed if you didn’t. 

you eat breakfast, grateful and praising him for how good it is and then you drink coffee and kiss him for a while - at least ten minutes or he fusses about it. and then the sun rises and your off to shower and get dressed. 

when you come back presentable - suited up and dressed to yards, he blushes down the neck because he never gets over how attractive you are. he has a bento for you and everythings ready for you and you kiss him again. 

“you know i love you more than anything right?” 

“get to work, dipshit,” which is katsuki for “obviously” 

and you leave with another quick kiss and grabbing a handful of his ass and he threatens to cut your clothes but you’re off after that. and when the door clicks shut he just barely masks his disappointment. 

it’s.. rough to say the least. bakugou never imagined himself being in this positiion but he met you and all you ever wanted to do was take care of him and he let you. and he hates it because it’s.. weird how happy being like this makes him but it does. 

maybe it’s because you reward katsuki so much. you never make him feel unappreciated and he likes that.  you notice every little detail in his careful crafts, in the food he cooks, in everything and you praise him so sweetly it leaves him shaking. and you reward him with all of your attention time. 

you don’t bring work home and when you have free time, no one can get to you. you’re not neglectful but adoring and honeyed and katsuki hates himself for getting so cozy with you but he can’t help himself. 

but the worst part of his day is that he’s alone. he has stuff to to keep his busy - housework, laundry, going to the gym and grocery shopping and it works for the most part - he’s always in a rush to make dinner but when everything is set up and he’s waiting for you in the evening - he just.. hates it. 

it’s easy to do things for you because you make it easy for him to trust you. and the little glowing look in your eyes when he does something you like is enough to make him embarassing. which is why at 6:26pm he’s in the bathroom - bent over the sink. 

bakugos body is always pristine. he keeps himself groomed and cleaned and noticeably pretty though you’re unbothered by any of it. and it’s convenient for him when he has himself spread like this - one hand reaching behind him. he stretches himself out with two fingers first and a soft groan leaving his mouth when he does. 

this lube is cherry scented and he thinks it’s evil you picked it. but the smell is soothing to his heavy head, the way his body falls forward when the plug stretches him and then comes to a snug fit. and once it’s in he can feel it. he’s had bigger but the light stretch is enough to make his knees buckle when he tries to stand at first. 

he turns around and stares at before blushing.

“god i’m fucking embarassing,” 

but he keeps it in, slides his boxers back on and tucks his stiff cock up against his belly so it’s not too obvious. and he makes dinner while he waits for you to come since it’s supposed to be a surprise. 

and you come home about 20 mins after and dinners still on. the routine is usual for you, placing your bags on the couch, kicking your shoes off and immediately rushing to him. a back hug, arms around his waist - humming something soft. 

“smells good baby,” are the first words out of your mouth, breath warm on his neck. god he’s flustered “you smell good too.. like.. perfume or something,” 

he’s not sure if he’s happy or sad you’re so dense so he sighs. his ears burn and your touch makes him squirm. and he turns the heat down just a little as he greets you. 

“...welcome home,” 

you grin, shit-eating. knowing. 

“missed you today,” ― you hum, brushing his ego the way you know he likes ― “always miss you, know that?” 

“you’re so corny,” but he’s so content like this. he wants you tell him again but he bites his tongue when he feels your hands on his ass. this too, is typical of you, but he’s not expecting the rough grab. and he moans - loud and unusual. 

and you pause and he pauses and he’s so humiliated - but you’re so sweet about it, like always. and he whimpers when you do it again. when your thumb presses against the crystal stop and pushes hard and his knees buckle. and you chuckle, biting his neck. 

“that’s why you smell like that huh?” 

and that’s how he ends up - with the stove turned off and his hands gripping the counter top. your body folded over him, a hand so softly fucking the plug in and out of him. you’re so amused by it. how he looks with his knees bent. pale skin and thick thighs trembling as you fuck him so good he drools on the marble. 

“you’re always good to me baby, you know?” ― you quip, pushing the plug deep before pulling it out all the day only to shove it right back ― “got yourself nice and ready for me today, right? just for me?” 

and you lick up his neck, bite his ear as he groans. everything in his body is hot but he replies. 

“..j-just for you,” 

you smile at him, kissing him with your tongue and shifting his head to the side. the plug ends up somewhere and you replace it with three fingers and that makes him cry. it’s so much better cause it’s you and his cock drooling - red and aching between his legs. you wrap yourself around him and stroke. 

“such a good fucking boy. ‘m so lucky to come home to you, huh? my cute little husband who takes care of everything for me.. ‘m blessed aren’t i?” 

he knows the questions rhetorical but the praise and the inevitable orgasm leave him devastated and he’s sobbing and drooling. it’s so much and so good. 

“ah, don’t worry. ‘m gonna take care of you, okay? gonna fuck you nice and stupid tonigh so just cum and don’t worry. good boy,” 

of course he cums. cums so hard he almost falls, all over the counter top and losing his breath as you finger him through it and whisper about how good he is to you. how much you love him. 

god he hates waiting but you.. you always make it worth it. 

[mothrite]

moth buddy! welcome back! i would really like it if you did a platonic sibling reader with one of the troupe members, take as much time as you need!

I’d be happy too! I decided to do my personal favorite member, UVOGIN<3 he deserves so much love tbh

Sibling Rivalry

Summery: The reader is Uvogin’s little sibling!!

A/N: Reader is gender neutral, not proof read, def OOC, kinda short, I’m sorry!! Edit: So after reading the manga I changed a BUNCH of this. Hope this still is good for y’all tho lol

He’s exactly like the every older brother ever, annoying, gross and kinda mean

But that doesn’t change the fact that he still cares and loves you as his sibling

If you ask really nicely he MIGHT take you somewhere, you’re lucky if he lets you bring any friends.

Hell with him around you’d be lucky to have friends PERIOD. He either scares most off or just doesn’t let you go out to make any.

When he found you in a trash pile while searching for tapes, he felt so lucky that you made it this far. Life in Meteor city isn’t easy. But he promised that no matter what he was going to help you through it.

Would tell you stories about Sarasa and Sheila. You remind him of Sarasa and he never shuts up about it. He loved watching the old Mighty Sweeping Power Cleaners tapes with you when you were younger.

Was your nen teacher 10/10

Was he the best teacher? ABSOLUTELY NOT HE SUCKED ASS, but he tried<3

If you’re an enhancer like him he’d probably spar with you when you’re old enough

If you forget to clean up your dirty dishes he’ll leave them on your bed like

“Clean your own damn dishes bitch😒”

He’d smother you with pillows to wake you up

Almost kill yous because of how strong he is tbh

BUT if you’re sick he’s definitely gonna help take care of you

He’s still your older brother nonetheless

When he can’t find anyone to look after you he’d cook you food, drive you places etc

“You really gotta get a car soon, want me to steal you one??” “NO. DO NOT STEAL ME A CAR UVO.”

Uvogin will most likely get Shalnark and Pakunoda to get gifts for you cause he has no idea what you like and they’re both go with people

You and Machi are the closest out of the other troupe member’s no doubt about it. Machi was basically Uvo’s little punk sister before you came around, and now he feels the need to protect his little siblings.

Definitely is an amazing older brother at the end of the day who genuinely cares about you even if he shows it in his own way