rockstarhaechan

[rockstarhaechan]

today i found out my ex is dating my ex. FUN

[rockstarhaechan]

｡˚ 𖦹 SELLING MY MUTUALS

saw @polarisjisung do it and it seemed fun so i’m hopping on the game!

@babbymochiiii

!Pros!

- will yap about everything with you

-almost immediately replies

- tiktok spams at the finest (knows exactly what type of video you’re craving)

-most amazing person you could possibly think about

!CONS!

-not for the girls….

-laughs in inappropriate situations

-supports your delusions more than someone should

-time zone is a big problem

-thirst traps.

?COST? - dinner with choi taeyang, and maybe an nda.

@johnnysuhbmarine

!PROS!

-feeds your delusions better than anything else

-will have you kicking your feet and blush

-hypes you up in any situation

-you’ll get the pretty, clever & funny pack in one

!CONS!

-randomly dips sometimes

-time zone again…

-makes me wanna fight intak

?COST? signed album, needs to be theo, jongseob or intak at least!!!!

@diorcities

!PROS!

-best haechan stan

-writes stuff that makes you drop on your knees

-will also feed your delusions

-random compliments

!CONS!

-will steal haechan from you.

-don’t know what a send button is sometimes

-yap sessions result into either one not replying

?COST? entire haechan pc collection

@neosexuals

!PROS!

-will bark/meow for you

-always will hype you up

-random yap sessions

-makes u blush

!CONS!

-doesn’t know how to use a keyboard on the phone

-will probably fall for u

?COST? anything choi taeyang related atp…. even a piece of hair is okay…

@ohmytyong

!PROS!

-such a sweet and nice soul, makes me wanna cry

-will be as delusional as you are and hype u up for it

-gives you great opinions and good ideas

!CONS!

-forgets to meet up with u

-randomly dips for days

-comes back like nothing happened

?COST? a meeting with chenle so i can fight him

@fullsunstrawberry

!PROS!

-will be with you till the end of times

-will make u wanna bxoandidbsi

-plays imessage games with u

-amazing person

!CONS!

-also forgets how to text

-you will fall, fall deep.

-funnier than me.

?COST? want my sanity back

this is just for fun, i wouldn’t sell my moots for anything (if theo is involved hmu….) IM JOKING, well maybe not? ;-;

[rockstarhaechan]

ur latest jiung post was SO CUTE I NEED MORE ASAP

AHHH THANK UUUUU ❣️ should i make a series out of it? or just jiung in general?

[rockstarhaechan]

choi jiung keeps sending you voicemails every now and then idol!choi jiung x non!idol fem reader warnings i don’t think there are any genre voicemails i saw @kisseobie say they barely see jiung posts so here i am reporting for duty

“you’re probably at work or asleep since i lost track of the time difference , but man i miss you… getting my makeup done right now, hold on… i need to sneeze..- oh bless me”

“i hate being far away from you, especially over seas but we have our jingle bell performance tonight, i wish you’d be here to see me i miss your pretty face in the crowd, i gotta hang up, i love you and text me when you hear this”

“hey my love, it’s me again. i know i was at your place earlier but i just wanted to let you know that i left you some money on the counter in the kitchen, had to leave for practice and couldn’t get you anything for breakfast, i’m sorry”

“make sure to eat something and drink enough water, we are having dinner all together later and the boys asked me to bring you as well, so i’ll pick you up at six, see you later and i love you, text me if you need anything”

“we won… we won first place at the music showcase. right when we got backstage you were the first person i could think about so i had to call you, even though you’re at work right now. i can’t believe we made it.. after all those years we finally did it..”

“keeho distracted me, i forgot i’m still on the phone.. i-it’s unbelievable i can’t even explain how i feel right now but wow. get ready for a lot of crying later, i love you”

“i can see you from up here, it’s cute seeing you interact with other p1ece, no no don’t look up, stop. yes that’s better, keep talking to them, i’m just gonna watch you from here, you will laugh your ass off when you hear this one”

“actually, do you laugh when you hear most of my voicemails? should i switch to texts instead? jongseob told me that you sometimes wiggle your brows when you listen to my voicemails, you find me that attractive? okay i better stop, ill see you inside”

“come get your boyfriend, he is annoying- taeyang give me my phone back, who are you talking to? oh god you’re done for”

“what did taeyang say? he didn’t say anything bad did he? i’m sorry if he did, i should really send voice messages instead so i can hear what i said or someone specific said. if looks could kill, taeyang would be dead right now. i love you, i’ll pick you up from work later”

“i’m in the mall right now, and i found this super cute tshirt i already bought it for you.. yah, don’t come for me when you see the t-shirt cause it’s so cute, it’s custom made. ‘i love my boyfriend choi jiung’ with a picture of my face”

“i thought you’d perfectly blend in with p1ece at some concerts if you wear that, they wouldn’t suspect a single thing, this has me giggling, okay more like laughing. let me send you a picture of it, okay done”

“i’m such an idiot sometimes, i’ve just send this long voicemail to keeho, took me like 7 minutes to realise that i was speaking on his voicemail instead of yours.. so i’m keeping this one short.”

“i’m on my way to your apartment, i’m gonna pick you up and we can go to the little cafe you like going to a lot, eta in about five minutes, i forgot your key so could you let me in please? thank you love, bye bye”

[rockstarhaechan]

piwon text reaction to you using their card😰

requested? yes. warnings none genre text messages p1harmony x reader

[rockstarhaechan]

stairs never looked that good to trip down after seeing this cuz wtf.

credits to owner

[rockstarhaechan]

Omg hi we haven't talked in a whileee tbh life is really hectic rn because my parctical exams start next week and i am really fucking stressed these days but how are youuuuu and dw i personally don't mind if you shuft this acc as a piwon acc

-💚

omoooo, i wish u luck on ur exams!!! u got this, fighting! 𐙚

i’ve been doing fine, just tired and exhausted from everything ngl! how are you tho?

[rockstarhaechan]

girl is u okay?

channie of the day (10/∞) — jutdwae instagram live (250110)

[rockstarhaechan]

never did an update on this.

theo DOES NOT smell like a grandma’s house. almost dropped on my knees, i can’t explain how he smells like but it’s heavenly.

yo homegirl is meeting piwon today!!!!

mission to find out if theo smells like an old grandmas house will be accomplished today. can’t believe i’ll be face to face with them 😭😭😭😭

[rockstarhaechan]

will you guys still support me if this blog turns into a piwon blog completely? (still posting nct of course but mainly focused on piwon)….

obviously keeping my username as it is!

[rockstarhaechan]

@diorcities are u okay girl? cuz i’m not

250112 HAECHAN IG Update

"SMTOWN💕"

[rockstarhaechan]

ever got friend zoned by ur bias? hold my beer, cuz i just got friend zoned today… he was like “ nah i remember u, u ain’t getting a heart”

[rockstarhaechan]

leehan ౨ৎ

leerionz ♡♡

[rockstarhaechan]

i’m not fucking okay

!!!!!!

[rockstarhaechan]

oh i thought u n ur friends were buying piwon merch then suddenly piwon appear out of nowhere lol

oh sadly not, but still got a chance to see them today or tomorrow morning before the concert, wish me luck lmao

[rockstarhaechan]

"i met him before send off anyways but let’s not talk about that"

spill the tea im all ears

🐸☕

omg okay, so i had a snapshot with him (and jongseob as well) but he was eyeing me up and down because as soon as i stood next to him, he just started talking to me out of nowhere. (we were just allowed to pick a pose and then the pic would’ve been taken and we leave again) but he just casually talked to me, complimented my tattoos (which weren’t really visible so he must’ve really checked me out cuz the only visible ones are on my hand, neck and finger) and then i was like “oh thank you so much taeyang, i have a piwon tattoo as well” and his eyes opened like so much and he started rambling “ oh please show me, please” and then he leaned forward but i got shooed away from the staff 😭 he looked really sad and said goodbye when i left.

but keeho and jiung saw my piwon tattoo at send off ☺️

since i’m also going to the berlin show i’m praying i’ll get the chance to show theo my tattoo then!