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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months

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okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #not art #fhjy spoilers #its!!! gods I will Be My Ass in the tags rn. but thats so like. deliciously setting typical #like porter's desire is to transcend and his contempt for the world he's in feels. idk Real #like he plays the game bc he wants to win and be done with it. how do I word this #yknow. being a god would like. be his win state. when he gets that happening thats it his story is done he checks out #meanwhile the bad kids do actually just like playing the game lmao. like they love adventuring!#theyre so solidly Of This World. they carry the values that can only be born of it and they like having mastery over it #its a meta angle that I think is very fun specifically for d20 being in such a unique position in the zeitgeist when it first started #the rat grinders are from DnD Writ Large. porter wants to escape. but this is the bad kids' home its Their Actual Play Show #which makes it so fucking excellent to me that porter's question is somewhat of merit! its their show and it tries very hard to punish them #and they just straight up dont listen to him here lmao bc they hate him but! since the moment the academic track ended its been clear #that they save the world bc they Like Playing. With Each Others #thats what riz thinks the core of adventuring is! thats why fig stayed! and I also think thats why this hovers over elmville now and #a dead god is coming back in the school gym. porter is a shit evangelist but even if hes a good one I dont think it wouldve worked like he #wants it to. the only way he couldve escaped is if he'd not involved elmville at all. thats where the bad kids met dude #its a shitty place that fucks with them but they all come back here bc they wanna play with each others #and in that regard I think thats what the stress tokens ultimately means. Is This Game Still Fun To Play. ITS A RAGEQUIT LIMIT #Im literally running from one end to another of this conspiracy board Ive pulled out of nowhere #Ill draw after this I just wanna get this out. gods this episode has done nothing but furthering my delusion of grandeur actually #Im the hottest smartest manthing on earth Im king fucking midas over here. anyways uh! great ep!

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nylanotthere-2 · 8 months

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Cardan: She is my wife.

Me reading that even though Jude was literally dying:

#This moment took me out of reading block #the cruel prince #cardan greenbriar #holly black #jude duarte #the folk of the air #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #tfota

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starrynightsxo · 5 months

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"Cardan looks taken aback. Or possibly I spoke so fast he's not even sure what I said. 'You need not say it out of pity,' he says finally, with great deliberateness. 'Or because I was under a curse. I have asked you to lie to me in the past, in this very room, but I would beg you not to lie now.'"

- Cardan Greenbriar, The Queen of Nothing

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joodles98 · 3 months

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we all trying to make sense of swsh story. no problem ☺️👍🏼

#out here no bag no pockets no nothing just a snapback a cape and a dream #pokemon #pokemon swsh #champion leon #pokemon gloria #pokemon sword and shield #pkmnart #mine #in my lore:#raihan detective moment already interrogated him about it #cos rai wants to trust leon soo bad but hes (besides oleanna) closest to rose #so. methinks raihan thought leon knew more about roses plan to summon Eternatus #which he kinda did #but ANYWAY. did leon give enough shit to let it happen so gloria could win and he could take over the league from rose #no. but that would have been insane.#especially with all the symbolism around leon Becoming a king #i have interesting ideas about swsh. Hi

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ilynpilled · 3 months

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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crazysublimenightmare · 3 months

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I sometimes forget how ruthless Jude is but then I reread The Queen of Nothing and im reminded why she is that bitch.

And if the serpent grows in monstrousness and corruption, if it poisons the land of Elfhame itself, then let me be the queen of monsters. Let me rule over that blackened land with my redcap father as a puppet by my side. Let me be feared and never again afraid. Only out of is spilled blood can a great ruler rise.

Let me have everything I ever wanted, everything I ever dreamed, and eternal misery along with it. Let me live on with an ice shard through my heart.

#she is the moment #the cruel prince #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #the stolen heir #pg 274 #shes literally my favourite character

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p4nishers · 9 months

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thinking about the relationship between mightily oats' "the worthwhile [words] don't burn" and constable dorfl's "the words in the heart cannot be taken"

#especially the journey both of them had to go through to get to the point of saying that. like the whole of carpe jugulum oats was so TORN #and before that too about what words could you believe and who could you really trust on their word about om and the prophets and he went #out of his way to look up records disproving what the book of om said bc he KNEW nothing they said could be believed and just all the pain #and all that doubt he went thru and the part where he questioned om's 'infinite compassion' as he prayed bc really what compassion?#how many people prayed at the stake just like he was doing in that moment? how many people had to live with the silence of their god just #like he did? but still when his book of om – that he clung to the whole book for reassurance – burned he said the worthily words don't burn #the worthily words are in the heart and in the mind and not feed into his mouth by old man who just #made things up to justify their actions. he had all the words he needded the whole time and holiness was always all around him. he just had #to look #and dorfl being created with words in his head that dictated his every move . words that chained him. then he and the other golems created #'king' for themselves in the hope he'd lead them to freedom but they put too many words in his head and he failed and carrot gave dorfl his #own freedom and his own words and that lead to dorfl destroying his well child basically and destroying himself in the process but the word #in his heart his OWN words remained and they were able to rebuilt him and vimes give him a voice and his words and belief remained in him b #they were always his #god. sorry for the ramble im severally unwell about them #mightily oats #constable dorfl #carpe jugulum #feet of clay #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

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luminaryofblood · 9 days

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... Really though, how WOULD the Hornsent view Morgott or Mohg? WOULD they revere them, for the aspects they bear - the horns, the tail, the wings - or would their hatred toward Marika be that strong that, even for the omen twins, they would still hold contempt?

#{{outofbloodboon}}#morgott the omen king #mohg lord of blood #Picturing Mohg in particular. Like... This place. This is his moment to shine!#A place of belonging!#But the Hornsent hold nothing but hatred toward him for Marika's blood still flows in his veins.#And you can just sort of see the heartache on his face.#Because even among the hornsent he's still despised.#... Yet he doesn't quite hold it against them. He knows their hatred toward Marika. He holds that same hatred for Marika.#And that hatred is only further flamed the more he learns.#And then he finds the shaman village and feels his emotions turn complicated.#... So this was where it all started?#He'd been holding onto this hope that... At some point Marika had felt remorse for locking himself and Morgott away.#Holding onto the hope that at one point Marika HAD loved them.#But seeing the shaman village. Learning what became of her people. And the answer becomes quite clear.#There was never any love...#But by that point in time Mohg is simply far too exhausted after everything to really hold any more hatred.#He won't ever forgive her. No. But...#...

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thejudeduarte · 7 months

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✨Some of my favourite the cruel prince moments✨:

(Yes, it will contain spoilers)

When cardan traces the shape of her ear 🥹

The Jude paper (iykyk)

Jurdan underneath the table during the royal families bloodbath

jude coronation dress (it was just so gorgeous pls)

The most iconic chair scene

Cardan making Taryn cry lmfao

Madoc and Jude sword fight (yass queen)

Cardan at lockes party

The court of shadows (+ cardan) just being the absolute best

Cardan pricking Jude's finger after she got poisoned by the faerie fruit

Cardan just being hot

Jude just being hot

Jude being badass and saying her iconic badass lines

#Pretty much the whole book #These are just my top moments which make me MELT #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tfota #jude duarte #jude x cardan #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #tcp #twk #tqon #Lmk whether I missed any other iconic/underrated moments #I'm in a post dump kinda mood

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anonymocha · 6 months

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are you gonna be there with me?

taco bell commercial song got me dyking

#and of course i project it to this motherfucker #Medicine Pocket #reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 fanart #mochadoodles #LETS EAT YUH YUH #found this song in a lesbian breakcore mix but GIRL it aint breakcore 😂#still rocks tho #10/10 got me imagining an unholy relationship between a vampire and a huntress in a secret relationship #with guns #femme4femme type beat holy shit #sorry the tags are not related with medpoc im having a moment here #but if the song dont have lesbian undertones i would’ve not liked it THIS much 😭#that is a single piece of plain bread w nothing but possibly mold on it btw #i posted this during the day on purpose so not many people see it oop #next up: King Princess's PAIN remix cover #this gay ass post got shadowbanned what a day to be alive #/pos #that means im doing it right

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vino---delectable · 26 days

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#Another favorited Jude moment #jude duarte #grima mog #the folk of the air #tfota #the cruel prince #tcp #the wicked king #twk #the queen of nothing #tqon #holly black

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floating-far-from-earth · 7 months

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so! @princemonarchempress's partners in crime au hm? :P Well, I've also been heavily involved in its creation but- anyways. They <3 Somewhere in their early days of travel teehee....

(and bonus of the aftermath under the cut <3)

#my art #in stars and time #Iiiii don't think this specifically is spoilers? but.#in stars and time spoilers #teehee...#king being particular about his hair but not having the patience to brush it himself.....#and just.... they........#I fall in love so easily with 'what if these two foils/characters who met just a moment too late met early' aus smh smh #the love being there! it changed things!#it could have been different! but also it could have ultimately changed nothing.#either way <3 au I love.....#isat partners in crime au

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starrynightsxo · 6 months

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the whole of elfhame when they saw jude was the rightful Queen of Elfhame and cardan's wife.

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saltyb0ba · 9 months

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"you always beat the level before me, but i had fun anyways!"

AU/prediction for S5. MK goes beserk in his kaiju form and mei shows him a drawing he made of him and mei back in S1 MK runs to mei to knock her out but he stops just a few feet in front of her when he sees what she's holding.

more AU since i don't think this will happen but there's always a chance!

#i just think it'd be sweet but also would make me cry really hard #knowing uhh LMK it's probably more 10 kings of the underworld focused than MK himself #but you can't just give us the bigass kaiju form capable of fighting off the literal god of the universe and do nothing else with it #mei deserves to save MK after he showed compassion to her in the moments she hurt the most #he showed her love now she must show him love #you can tell im normal about these two as friends. ohhh my god soulmates but in platonic besties way #shaking hands having something inside of them that is capable of wild amounts of energy #therapy also. send them both to therapy they need it #lego monkie kid #lmk #lmk MK #lmk MK kaiju #lmk mei #lego monkie kid MK #lego monkie kid mei #lego monkie kid fanart #lego monkie kid MK fanart #my art #bobasalt

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realityscaresme · 2 months

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this GOT scene is giving me billford vibes like bill offering ford to be his second hand queen next to him in his throne

#billford #gravity falls #ford pines #bill cipher #bill x ford #ford of course refuses but... he kinda loved the idea for a moment #both kings omg #bill even imagines ford siting on top of him asdfg #let's imagine it's human twink bill cipher because there's nothing more evil than a twink #ford could spit on his face as a refusal but bill laughs AND LICKS THE SPIT FROM HIS CHIN #well well fordsy #if I can't have you no one else can !! *turns him into gold*

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petrikovcenttral · 7 months

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When i first watched fionna and cake i thought the Scarab was a winter king fan and thats why his face did the thing cuz they killed his idol

Imagine not being able to be the wish master, having your idol killed by the person that has your dream job and having your physical body destroyed and having to live with the person that

1. Stole your dream job

2. Their creations killed ur idol crush

3. Their actions always get justified by your boss

Honestly skill issue man

#fionna and cake #adventure time #scarab the god auditor #scarab fionna and cake #big fan moment #winter king #the winter king #he didnt do nothing wrong⁉️⁉️

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