#not with this salary
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You know, there is a pretty high chance me and my wife will never have kids and you know what? The idea to be the excentric Great-Aunts who suddenly leave everything to their Niece or Nephew in their will, and them turning up to a potentially haunted manor in the countryside is very appealling!
#just thinking#now to actually get a possibly haunted manor#yeah#not with this salary#but one can dream?#I would def hide criptic letter and journals all around#keep them on their toes
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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.
#i think there's a misunderstanding about currency conversion for some people#using my currency as an example. one USD equals 51 EGP (as of writing this post)#that does NOT mean 51 EGP is as easily attainable as one USD#your 5 USD cup of coffee? that's worth DOUBLE the average daily salary here#almost triple the daily salary of some people i know even#sincerely shut the fuck up
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
#polls#incognito polls#anonymous#tumblr polls#tumblr users#questions#polls about money#submitted june 5#money#salary#finances#income
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Clark: B, why do Kon and Jon have trustfunds?
Bruce: So that they'll have financial support in their lives. Don't they teach that in Kansas?
Clark: I know what a trustfund is, my question is why my kids have it from you?
Bruce: Oh I'm sorry, were you planning to have trusts set up for them with your reporter salary?
#superbat#just bruce wayne things#he would#because he's batman#superman#bruce wayne#clark kent#batman#they're co-parenting#but neither of them knows it#and even if they did they're too stubborn to admit it#sassy bruce#he pays for that reporter salary btw
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They have no desire to represent your interests.
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Day 5 of Billy Batson week, this one is dedicated to all the 12 year old Dad Billy AU’s out there, especially when Kon’s the one being adopted
Part 2 here
Also I really want to know what the salary of a justice leaguer would be, is it a 401k? Can it support one person or a family? Or is it just above minimum wage? Do they even get dental?
#literally can Billy fully support himself with just the JL salary I’m curious#Bruce is still paying for everything the last I heard#idk if he’s rich enough to pay everyone but some exceptions should be no problem#wait he’s a billionaire he literally can nvmnd#anyway this comic is def inspired by suzukiblu’s fic#at least it’s the one that planted the brain worms#also imnotbuyingiteither’s fic raahhh#billybatsonweek#bb84week#billy batson#captain marvel#kon el#conner kent#superboy
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Purchasing Power (Salary after Costs and Taxes) of Europe, 2023.
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Rody: The risk I took was calculated…
But boy, am I bad at math…
#dead plate#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#R.I.P.rody's salary#isn't he canonically spongebob or smh
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https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-judge-strikes-down-biden-overtime-pay-rule-2024-11-15/
#tiktok#texas#pay increase#us economy#salary increase#texas federal government#federal government#us department of labor
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He didn’t invent anything
#tiktok#bill gates#technology history#technology#tech bros#tech billionaires#philanthropy#billionaire#taxes#it industry#india#wages and salaries#wages#outsourcing
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One detail I love that hasn’t been explicitly shown is that Penelope is definitely the favorite mistress amongst the staff in the Featherington household. Penelope and her lady’s maid Rae are locked in for life. And yeah you could argue that Penelope is obviously going to be Rae’s favorite because of the bond between ladies and their maids during the era, but it’s not just Rae who seems to love Penelope:
-Varley’s loyal to Portia through thick and thin but holds an obvious soft spot for Penelope and a…. tolerance…of Prudence and Phillipa.
-When Eloise came to visit it looks like the staff there were also on edge for Penelope; they seemed to give the girls complete privacy for their whistledown conversation after the moon ball (which is crazy given that staff in Bridgerton are ground zero for spreading gossip lol).
- you’re telling me that in 3 seasons no staff- especially those that work late- never saw Penelope leaving the house in her whistledown cloak? Someone had to have seen her by now and that implies they just pretend that they don’t because they like her that much
- footmen back then usually help escort the passengers down from their carriages. The footmen post-carriage scene knocked on the roof instead. Those footmen knew damn well what was happening, they just happened to be team polin.
- back to the realest bitch out there: Rae. I have a theory that with all her little side eyes and smirks at Colin she told the other staff what was so clearly going on and was like “listen guys Penelope may be our favorite but bless her heart she’s got NEGATIVE rizz. We need to help our girl out” and so that’s how all these too-perfect opportunities for polin to meet up happened.
#polin#penelope featherington#Colin bridgerton#colin bridgerton x penelope featherington#bridgerton#I’ll be so sad if Rae doesn’t get to go with Penelope to her new home after she’s married#Rae you will always be famous I hope Colin bridgerton gives you that fat bridgerton salary raise. amen 🙏
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The computer runs on magic or something idk
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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#mdzs au#MDZS disco elysium au#This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3#Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.
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*takes a deep breath*
When I was 7 years old I hated that Zack and Cody were no longer at the hotel. I didn't like the new show at first and belive me I was complaining about it for weeks.
And now you're telling me that the reason behind it was Disney's greed?
#ok but let's be real#I can't understand how people can be so nasty about not wanting to pay people who are so important to the show#like#it wasn't even a big salary#this is disgusting#writers strike#wga strike#sag strike#disney#disney channel
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#trump#donald trump#kamala harris#trump 2024#democrats#vote kamala#kamala 2024#kamala for president#vp kamala harris#republicans#mortgage#special interest#interest rates#housing#gas prices#economy#money management#money#budgeting#budget#food and beverages#foodporn#foodie#food#salary#paycheck#paypal#debt relief#debt#credit cards
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What is the REAL reason they want to get rid of social security?
@joyannreid
#project 2025#trumps project 2025#social security#donald trump#2024 presidential election#politics#republicans#democrats#social war#right wing terrorism#right wing extremism#right wing politics#right wing women#right wing bullshit#hard earned money#salary
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