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The reason Fork Man can’t tell Sophie who her genetic father is is because the black swan did that thing with the dna where you take bone marrow from another woman in place of the dna from a dad and Sophie Elizabeth Foster actually has two moms send tweet in this essay I will—

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dex: this is my boyfriend fitz, and that’s fitz’s girlfriend sophie, and that’s sophie’s boyfriend keefe, and that’s keefe’s boyfriend tam, and that’s tam’s girlfriend biana, and that’s biana’s girlfriend linh, and that’s linh’s girlfriend marella

dex: oh and that’s wylie

wylie: hi

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aroace oralie because I’m aspec and I love oralie, queerplatonic koralie would be precious, and also honestly because I’m tired of the instagram fandom’s bullshit

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No one said that all of Mr. Forkle’s identities were male

So may I present

Gender-fluid Forkle

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Helloooo

Hello humans! I’m going on a break from Tumblr, but I will be back after the summer! If I’m not back by then, assume I got taken hostage by the Black Swan. 

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Keefe part two

Keefe: discovers vine

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Keefe

Keefe: discovers a trumpet

Keefe: annoys the hell out of everyone

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Keefe, in Florence: Ah yes! Baguettes. the snakes of bread. We will take two of your freshest yeasty eels good sir.

French Baker: what?

Sophie: ignore him

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Dex: "knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit: "wisdom" is no putting it in a fruit salad.

Sophie: that was deep.

Keefe: "philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Linh: that was deeper.

Biana: "common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasties.

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A Thing

Kotlc, but every time it says that Kenric’s name felt warm, it gets faster

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Sophie: Well, we lost to the Neverseen again…

Fitz: C’mon, guys, look on the bright side!

Linh: You’re right!

Sophie: …

Fitz: …Sophie? You okay?

Sophie: Huh? Oh, yeah.

Sophie’s mind: COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A KISS IT WAS ONLY A KISS ‘CAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIIIIIIIIIDE

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Destroy Insecurities/Stereotypes Project

I posted these on my Instagram story but I know the tumblr side of the fandom is very aware and upset about this, I decided to start this fun little project where you create an kotlc oc that doesn’t fit the stereotypical “model pretty”. Whether they have acne, are heavier, have disabilities, be creative with it! Normalize these things as the model stereotype too, all people are beautiful people 🥰💓

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Quarantine Part 2:

Keefe blows his stimulus check on candy and E. L. Fudges. 

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During Quarantine Part 1:

Sophie and crew rig a tv and marathon the extended editions of Lord of the Rings, with many comments about how elves “don’t look like that”.

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The only ONLY singular ONE reason Sophie likes/liked Fitz’s PurtTy tEal eyes is BeCaUse they look like BIANA’s eyes and Sophie is GAYY

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Keefe: im tired

Sophie: CODE RED CODE RED KEEFE JUST SAID SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE ALL HANDS ON DECK

Fitz: *tackles Keefe with a blanket*

Biana: *throws candy at Keefe*

Tam: *puts on music*

Dex: *turns off lights*

Linh: *sings a lullaby*

Sophie: good work, good work—wait Tam what the heck is that

Tam: *slowly turns off heavy metal music* *retreats into the background*