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great-and-small · 6 months ago

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It actually bums me out that astrology has persisted through the years as the standard BS divinatory practice that people really buy into, when it so easily could have been ornithomancy instead.

We could’ve had hipster girls trying to predict the minutiae of your life using an intricate chart that details how many herons or crows you’ve seen in the past year. Instead of asking what’s your sign on dating apps people would be like how many birds did you see on your way to work today. I cannot stop thinking about what could have been.

#ornithomancy #birds #I’m not trying to specifically hate on astrology btw if you find it fun that’s great #it’s just a little silly when folks take it too seriously #birding

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cryptocism · 8 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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blueskittlesart · 9 months ago

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Open your eyes...

#ive been trying to convince myself to do this series for months because i KNEW it would take FOR FUCKING EVERRR and i was right.#this is like 2 full seasons of bridgerton. i feel insane #anyway. hi #skribbles #botw #totk #loz #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #zelink #everyone ignore the asymmetrical shrine of resurrection btw i swear i did my absolute best

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marciaillust · 2 months ago

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almost blown out bsky / twt / ig

#illustration #digital art #original art #artists on tumblr #character art #marcia #marciaillust #lowkey a rkgk but a true Marcia rkgk would not be getting posted at all #ive had this babygirl in the dumpster folder for a while but i fished her out to finish her #dumpster folder is where drawings go to play with other drawings and run around the farm before i move them to the external drive #the reason she was in there was um i gave up when drawing her feet #truly feet are the hands of the legs #i wouldnt say i mastered hands but i feel pretty comfortable drawing them nowadays #feet on the other hand? jesus christ #someone make them make sense #I MIGHT HAVE FINISHED MY WORK SEASON FOR 2024 BTW #work as in dayjob as in brawl stars #it depends on what my boss will say monday and if there is any actionable feedback #i am in desperate need of free time #bro you have no idea the way ill go to SLEEP WHEN I CAN #OHHHHHOHOHOHOHO #orion hit on the head has nothing on the speed with which i will collapse #the alternative caption on this post was 'you best not be trying to blow out my flame bro' but i chickened out

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smatterbrained · 2 months ago

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Optimus should just bite Megatron really really hard that would fix a lot of things

No.. I fear that would create a whole new problem

#cue Megatron spending the next week trying to get OP to do it again #excellent thing to receive as a first ask btw #megop #transformers #maccadam #megatron #megatron x optimus prime #optimus prime #suggestive

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thecoolertails · 2 years ago

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thanks that was really helpful

#my posts #my art #comic #im a mouseboy btw. bet you didnt know that #my sona #if one more person smugly shames me for using google instead of duckduckgo when i WAS LITERALLY USING DUCKDUCKGO IM GONNA SCREAM!!!!!!!#< not about people actually trying to be helpful

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ghosthazard · 2 months ago

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Take Aim

#epic the musical #epic polites #epic odysseus #polites #odysseus #epic the musical fanart #epic the ithica saga #to that one suitor who tried to use open arms as an excuse to escape i hope polites beat you up in the underworld #so yeah that one part made me pause stand up ane pace for a bit bcuz of how mad i was lmao #so i drew something about it <3 #polites is guiding the arrow btw don't mistake this for him trying to hold odysseus back #my art

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the-somwthing · 4 months ago

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Poorly describing the life series players to help people pick which pov they want to watch

Grian: acts like he really cares about the rules but he doesn’t

Joel: probably on his red life right now

Jimmy: The Underdog

Cleo: arsonist in a constant state of divorce

Scar: just wants friends and money, but uses money-making tactics to make friends and friendship-skills to make money

Bdubs: extremely devoted, But Watch Out

Tango: least careful guy out there

Impulse: his series never has any form of betrayal in it trust

Etho: watch in real time as his reputation as a cool guy gets washed away

Skizz: wholesome and vicious but tends to mix up when he should be which

Martyn: funnyman lore guy theater kid

Scott: thought this was a house building competition. always killing himself. wins.

Pearl: watch in real time as she slowly goes insane

BigB: adhd but not in the overstimulating way. Watch in real time as he slowly becomes a compulsive liar

Ren: theater kid SUPREME

Mumbo: the least loyal guy in the whole series imo

Lizzie: doing her best to understand what’s going on at any given moment, terrified

Gem: (I wish I had more than one season to go off of) likes to make fun of people

#trafficblr #life series #none of this is negative btw hope nobody thinks I’m trying to make any of them look bad #mcyt

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notherpuppet · 1 year ago

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I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

#not trying to sail a ship btw #I just like evil villain dance numbers #like in Pixar’s coco #that scene was so tight #whole time I was drawing this I was like “ho dont do it!#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #vaggie #my doods #liked by creator

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anna-scribbles · 5 months ago

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emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

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#ml #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #my art #emma dupain cheng #emma agreste #(i think that may the more popular tag for her lol. she is a dupain cheng in my heart though)#plagg #she is thirteen almost fourteen here btw. because i love circularity #emma dupain cheng to me is like. what if emilie or adrien grew up in a stable home with no trauma. that’s emma #and she is theater kid✨#and adrien and marinette are soooo so so supportive and love going to her shows and are so proud of her #/marinette has to be held back from trying to manipulate the school play casting process to secure emma the lead every year #but then emma sets her sights on bigger things(broadway west end)#and adrien pumps the breaks big time #and he’s so torn between supporting her interests and wanting so badly to keep her from like. being a child actor. having a job. b #being pulled from school #and emma gets upset bc he is standing in the way of her dreams #and they fight about it:(#and then emma discovers plagg and convinces him to help her sneak out and go to her callback that she secretly auditioned for #(and forged all the parent signatures for lol)#and. well. plagg CAN be bribed #and also she just reminds him so much of baby adrien🤧 he is a softie #and she runs away to her callback. and adrien and marinette wake up the next morning and see on the news that there is a new chat noir.#anyway. not that i’ve thought about it or anything

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elainiisms · 1 year ago

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all the people sympathising with snow and saying they can't hate him anymore after watching tbosas... y'all let awful white men get away with ANYTHING as long as you find them attractive and it SHOWS

#btw im not referring to people who are simply trying to acknowledge why he became the way he did #im talking about the ppl who like him and thirst over him #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #thg #lucy gray baird #coriolanus snow #elainposting

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catwouthats · 6 months ago

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Wade: *giggling over the fact Logan uses pet names for him*

Logan: Holy shit, I need to find out this guy’s name. I can’t keep calling him Bub….

#BTW HE KNOWS HIS NAME IS WADE WHEN THEY FALL OK THE KIA CARNIVAL #(edit: he actually learns his name in the cage car ride while Johnny is ranting… unless he was trying to block them out)#But before that he literally doesn’t and NO ONE calls Wade Wade #it just is so much funnier from Logan’s perspective #this whole movie #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #deadpool #poolverine

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bigfatbreak · 5 months ago

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