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t-bone-barnes · 8 months ago
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would like to be in a clive. owns abed nadir sandwich. sexually
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maxine-fucking-minx · 1 year ago
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Here I am again, requesting that you continue to gay ramble about your experience meeting Alyssa! 🖤
I am going to be meeting Maggot Mommy in November, so I need to mentally prepare myself. 🥲
Tell me everything! I want all of the details! x 💖
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ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE
okay so ...
her line gets really long because she's very, very talkative, she WILL talk your ear off if they let her. she genuinely wants to hear about you and cares about what you're telling her which made my heart go 🥺
she was genuinely concerned for my well-being when my back started acting up, she very sweetly asked me "oh my god, are you okay?" when she heard I had scoliosis she thanked me for waiting in line to see her to which i said no you.
oh god her accent! SWOON .
genuinely kicking my feet and squealing as I'm typing this up just thinking about her again 🥺💕
she's such a good sport about everything too, like by the time my photo op came around she genuinely looks so tired and so so hot, especially under those lights, but once again she was delighted when she saw me, saw everyone, who came back to see her. i had told her I'd see her later and I delivered, which I think made her very happy.
she's very funny too, almost without trying, she made me genuinely laugh a million times, and having been so down lately I needed it, there was a moment she stopped and had a mini panic attack bc the poster this guy brought was bigger than she was, my sweetest girl 😂😭 she really struggled getting the paint markers to work which got everyone laughing, again, she's just an awesome sport.
watching her flip her hair for every selfie and photo made me 10x gayer, idk if it was a nervous tick or just a habit but it's adorable and I am weak kneed for her because of it.
if you walk past her in the halls or catch her during a break and say hello and she's paying attention, she'll always say hello back. I bumped into her by accident twice lol
i gave her complete control over my autographs, it didn't matter to me what she wrote tbh and mine both say "with love" which makes me smile, she seemed genuinely at a loss when I asked her to pick her favorite color.
if you've ever watched her in vikings, she will love that ! my sister mentioned having watched it in hs and she leaned over my hand to talk to her about it for a minute, meanwhile I'm sitting there doing that little gay laugh we all do .
i was cosplaying ellie and she looked at me and said "you look a bit like ellie!" which coming from ellie herself is high praise, especially because I have such shit self-esteem and tend to overthink and over analyze, that lives rent free in my head
you're going to love meeting her so much ! tell me all about it ! I hope you have an awesome experience like I did, but with Alyssa that's very likely, some people who go to these things have a bad attitude about it, that is so not her, she's upbeat and happy to be there. you're going to love her so much !
my favorite maggot mommy 💕
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princey-talks · 1 year ago
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Gods I really just need to have a place together with my love like godsdamned just need to have them close all the time come home to them after school in the evening know that they're around whenever just be able to hear their voice come over for a quick hug and a kiss or just have a cuddle and fuck whenever we want and just cook it dinner and make it breakfast and yeah
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spritespirits · 2 years ago
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Man I just want a truck so I can throw a bunch of pillows and blankets into the trunk so me and the people I care about can star gaze
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moonogre · 2 months ago
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OH MY GOD??? 😍
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Visionshipping commission for the lesbians and saphics out there, hi💕
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queerism1969 · 1 year ago
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noplacelikelondon58 · 11 months ago
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god, i am gay
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
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plaguedocboi · 10 months ago
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I still think about the time months ago I was advertised a book that was being marketed as a “queer horror retelling of Moby Dick” like. Girl. I don’t think you have any business “retelling” a story if you clearly don’t even know what the original story was about.
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a-foggy-maggy · 6 months ago
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part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
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fishing-lesbian-catgirl · 1 year ago
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Trans elf girl who gets bullied by all the cis elf girls because her penis is smaller than theirs. She pretends to hate it so that they keep doing it
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nightthinker-08 · 1 year ago
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I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me
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littleliterarylesbian · 7 months ago
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love the whole "Remus is gryffindor's casanova" most of you have going on but that is not me AT ALL.
He's a weird, lanky, scar covered book nerd loser who seemingly gets sick at least once a month and is the dude who's weirdly close with the nurse of all faculty. he is absolutely NOT getting bitches. he is getting ZERO play. his game is NON EXISTENT.
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whatareyoureallyafraidof · 7 months ago
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vypridae · 1 month ago
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everyone shut up right now and look at them
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derpwithit · 2 months ago
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FiddleStantober2024- Day 11, Suits!
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